The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 I am your teacher, TGHL. You will call me Commander. Over this year, my course aims are to educate you in evil to as higher stander as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 I am your teacher, TGHL. You will call me Commander. Over this year, my course aims are to educate you in evil to as higher stander as possible. Oh No!!! *wonders what TGHL is up to* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skwerlhugger Will Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Oh No!!!*wonders what TGHL is up to* Â Â <{POST_SNAPBACK}> me and my squirrel army shall assist you 9if i get one third of the world when we counquer it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 me and my squirrel army shall assist you 9if i get one third of the world when we counquer it) Absolutely! You can have half! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skwerlhugger Will Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 lets start with Europe! (think we have started a rpg) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 lets start with Europe! (think we have started a rpg) I love Europe! All of it! The people of each country are just wonderful and make each country very special!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skwerlhugger Will Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 I love Europe! All of it! The people of each country are just wonderful and make each country very special!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> but know it shall be mine hahahaha and skwerls shallrule  *thunder* mwah hahahah  today europe tomorrow squirreltopia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 but know it shall be mine hahahaha and skwerls shallrule  *thunder* mwah hahahah  today europe tomorrow squirreltopia Can Stella be the queen of Squirreltopia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skwerlhugger Will Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Can Stella be the queen of Squirreltopia? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> OK sounds great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 lets start with Europe! (think we have started a rpg) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmm... i think not. You obviously need some tips on World Domination.  World Domination, Lesson 1: If you want to domminate the world, then you must sow the seeds of discord among the World powers. I shall detail which countries you need to set against each other in order to conquer the world. I shall detail HOW next lesson  Britain against America: The relationship between these two powers is what enables America to involve itself in so many crisis'. So, we must set Britain against America.  The rest of Europe against America: Although Europe is already against America, we must Aggravate Europe into a hostile stance against America in order to eliminate the chances of anyone interferring with our plans.  Russia and China against America: These two countries both have huge Armed Forces, so pitting them against America is the only way European forces can stand up to American's ground forces.  North Korea and America: Little provocation needed here, but you need N.Korea against America for N.Korea's huge nuclear arsenal.  Japan to ally with Europe and other countries: You need to stir Japan towards pro-European sentiments. Japan being most-technologically advanced, this will be a great asset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Hello Mr Commander, I am here for evil Lessons! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Hello Mr Commander, I am here for evil Lessons! *thinks... this is not going to be pretty* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Hello Mr Commander, I am here for evil Lessons! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MWHAHAHA! Now, would you like lessons in a) Evil bases b)Henchman c)World Domination or d)Super Weapons (Icarus, Moonraker etc.)????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosey368 Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 ugh ill take theese to turn it on him!MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxscrapham Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 *wonders of TGHL ever attended the Instistute of Evil Personnel Training* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 MWHAHAHA! Now, would you like lessons in a) Evil bases b)Henchman c)World Domination or d)Super Weapons (Icarus, Moonraker etc.)????? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> all!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 *wonders of TGHL ever attended the Instistute of Evil Personnel Training* Probably!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skwerlhugger Will Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 tghl i feel i no longer need you to train me and have gone off to capture the world and my squirrels shall rule your evil master class for i shall reign supream!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 tghl i feel i no longer need you to train me and have gone off to capture the world and my squirrels shall rule your evil master class for i shall reign supream!!!!!!! *sits back to watch... * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 tghl i feel i no longer need you to train me and have gone off to capture the world and my squirrels shall rule your evil master class for i shall reign supream!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That probably would work, however all I have told you is WHICH countries to set against each other. You need to know HOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 all!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lets start off in evil bases. Well. Your evil base needs to be the center of your operations. This where you mastermind your evil plots. This where you track the movements of your agents and of governments. It is obviously advisable to make your base with a large communicational capacity. I will produce a checklist for the communications center, but in the mean time, let us talk about other things your base must have. Always, Always have a large nuclear missile stock. You also need to build your base on a location where it is possible to launch air, ground, sea and space attacks without a major country sticking it's nose in when you do. This is why islands are always popular. So, build a space shuttle lauch area, an airbase, a naval base and a training ground for your evil armies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxscrapham Posted September 23, 2004 Report Share Posted September 23, 2004 In that case, *prepares to "liberate" korea* whos doesn't like a land war in asia?? Â "no villan is more terrifying than an IN.E.P.T villan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 In that case,*prepares to "liberate" korea* whos doesn't like a land war in asia??  "no villan is more terrifying than an IN.E.P.T villan." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I prefer UNITING korea to "liberating" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LifesEagle Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 (edited) *puts on fake mustache*  Ich komme aus Deutschland. Ich mag Ãœbel!  Translation: I come out of Germany. I like evil! Edited September 26, 2004 by Horatio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 (edited) *puts on fake mustache* Ich komme aus Deutschland. Ich mag Ãœbel! Translation: I come out of Germany. I like Evil! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Du bist einen dumkopf, Hast du meinen Affe gesehen?  Translation: Are you a dumkopf, saw you my ape? Edited September 26, 2004 by Horatio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Lets start off in evil bases. Well. Your evil base needs to be the center of your operations. This where you mastermind your evil plots. This where you track the movements of your agents and of governments. It is obviously advisable to make your base with a large communicational capacity. I will produce a checklist for the communications center, but in the mean time, let us talk about other things your base must have. Always, Always have a large nuclear missile stock. You also need to build your base on a location where it is possible to launch air, ground, sea and space attacks without a major country sticking it's nose in when you do. This is why islands are always popular. So, build a space shuttle lauch area, an airbase, a naval base and a training ground for your evil armies. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Â ...Goes off to purchase the Canary Islands... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 ...Goes off to purchase the Canary Islands... Do the islands come with canaries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Do the islands come with canaries? Â Â <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope; Toocans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Nope; Toocans I love Toucans!!! Great response! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 I love Toucans!!! Â Â Great response! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes I am good, Thank you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Du bist einen dumkopf, Hast du meinen Affe gesehen? Translation: Are you a dumkopf, saw you my ape? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What the? The correct translation is;  You are a silly person (foolish head lit.), Have you seen my monkey?  You have been using an online translator Horatio.... tut Tut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 What the? The correct translation is;Â You are a silly person (foolish head lit.), Have you seen my monkey? Â You have been using an online translator Horatio.... tut Tut I wish I could speak German! A translator is my only option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 I wish I could speak German! A translator is my only option. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is this the Insta chat thing MW was on about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Is this the Insta chat thing MW was on about? Exactly! Â But I will not be able to stay on as I my computer is on batteries and I am on a very, very slow dialup. So I will go now and come back on later and check for posts. Let's pray that I do not lose the phone lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Exactly!  But I will not be able to stay on as I my computer is on batteries and I am on a very, very slow dialup. So I will go now and come back on later and check for posts. Let's pray that I do not lose the phone lines.   <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How'd you lose power this time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 How'd you lose power this time? Hurricane Jeanne. The winds at my father's house, which is 60 miles south of me, were recorded at 122 MPH. The winds here were recorded between 80 and 100 MPH. They are predicting another 3 to 4 hours of hurricane strength winds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Lets start off in evil bases. Well. Your evil base needs to be the center of your operations. This where you mastermind your evil plots. This where you track the movements of your agents and of governments. It is obviously advisable to make your base with a large communicational capacity. I will produce a checklist for the communications center, but in the mean time, let us talk about other things your base must have. Always, Always have a large nuclear missile stock. You also need to build your base on a location where it is possible to launch air, ground, sea and space attacks without a major country sticking it's nose in when you do. This is why islands are always popular. So, build a space shuttle lauch area, an airbase, a naval base and a training ground for your evil armies. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Let us talk about what else your evil base must have. A centre of operations is a good move, include a world map, a holo-communicator, an early missile warning system, a very, very large missile fire button. Then you should have Kitchen. A good quality kitchen. Full of good qualiyt food. You must also include a nice Dining room and lesuire facilities. then you need somwhere to dispose of enemy agents, preferably a nice gruesome death like Pirhanas, sharks, mincer etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Hurricane Jeanne. The winds at my father's house, which is 60 miles south of me, were recorded at 122 MPH. The winds here were recorded between 80 and 100 MPH. They are predicting another 3 to 4 hours of hurricane strength winds.  <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, has that hit know? Ooh er.... Britain has got some of the aftermath of your hurricanes as well. Gale Force winds, terrontial rain etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Nope; Toocans <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Too Cans? Is it a special can? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Too Cans? Is it a special can? How did I miss that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 26, 2004 Report Share Posted September 26, 2004   How did I miss that?   <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry, I didnt know how to spell it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Let us talk about what else your evil base must have. A centre of operations is a good move, include a world map, a holo-communicator, an early missile warning system, a very, very large missile fire button. Then you should have Kitchen. A good quality kitchen. Full of good qualiyt food. You must also include a nice Dining room and lesuire facilities. then you need somwhere to dispose of enemy agents, preferably a nice gruesome death like Pirhanas, sharks, mincer etc. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think that concludes Evil bases. Let us move on to henchman, but first an evil message from our sponsor *adverts appear* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 ...........message from our sponsor *adverts appear* Ah Ha!!!!!! Now I know where you get your money from... Advertising!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Ah Ha!!!!!! Now I know where you get your money from... Advertising!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't like American style advertising where it repeats the phone number over and over and over again! I prefer European advertising where it says what it is, what it does and the phone number is done ONCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I don't like American style advertising where it repeats the phone number over and over and over again! I prefer European advertising where it says what it is, what it does and the phone number is done ONCE! EXCUSE ME!!!!! I think you had better rethink that statement.... you must not have seen German advertisements! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 EXCUSE ME!!!!!I think you had better rethink that statement.... you must not have seen German advertisements!   <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have, STILL better than American advertsing where it repeats itself over and over and over and over and over again. And then when it finishes it puts the same advert on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I have, STILL better than American advertsing where it repeats itself over and over and over and over and over again. And then when it finishes it puts the same advert on! No, no, no, no, nooooooo!!! Who do you think Americans copied..... Germans. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 28, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 No, no, no, no, nooooooo!!! Who do you think Americans copied..... Germans. Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over................... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True, however German adverts are STILL better than American ones. The reason being that German adverts don't hire a monotonous or disturbing voice over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Let us talk about what else your evil base must have. A centre of operations is a good move, include a world map, a holo-communicator, an early missile warning system, a very, very large missile fire button. Then you should have Kitchen. A good quality kitchen. Full of good qualiyt food. You must also include a nice Dining room and lesuire facilities. then you need somwhere to dispose of enemy agents, preferably a nice gruesome death like Pirhanas, sharks, mincer etc. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Check... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 Check... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ARe you ready for the evil hechman section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 ARe you ready for the evil hechman section? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of Course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 30, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Of Course <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Welcome to Evil Henchmen Section 1. In our line of work (Evil-ness) we must always have a henchman to do your dirty work. However, he/she MUST have a unique feature. So for example Oddjob and his strength and hat, Stamper (from Tommorow never dies) has a high pain thresh hold, and most famously, Jaws and his teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schimmislick Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Can i hav Japan when ur done? um sir er sommaner dude derson pheonix hampster guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Can i hav Japan when ur done? um sir er sommaner dude derson pheonix hampster guy? Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Can i hav Japan when ur done? um sir er sommaner dude derson pheonix hampster guy? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, Japan is mine already. I ruled over them a few weeks ago. Mr. TGHL won't be taking it from me any time soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 No, Japan is mine already. I ruled over them a few weeks ago. Mr. TGHL won't be taking it from me any time soon. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> YOU TOOK JAPAN?!?!?! why I ought to..... *inadvertidly presses the giant laser trigger button, which eradicates MW's forces* Oops..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted October 4, 2004 Report Share Posted October 4, 2004 Welcome to Evil Henchmen Section 1.In our line of work (Evil-ness) we must always have a henchman to do your dirty work. However, he/she MUST have a unique feature. So for example Oddjob and his strength and hat, Stamper (from Tommorow never dies) has a high pain thresh hold, and most famously, Jaws and his teeth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmm, Who do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Hmm, Who do you have? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ever heard of the Agony Aunts Dotsie and Sadie? MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, they're mine. Er... Well I have *looks at list* Yassen. Russian, experienced in all forms of torture. Can't feel anything at all because of birth defect. Maria Santa. Spanish, Speciality:pointed metal fingernails, laced with posion naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted October 5, 2004 Report Share Posted October 5, 2004 Ever heard of the Agony Aunts Dotsie and Sadie? MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, they're mine. Er... Well I have *looks at list* Yassen. Russian, experienced in all forms of torture. Can't feel anything at all because of birth defect. Maria Santa. Spanish, Speciality:pointed metal fingernails, laced with posion naturally. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Medusa, Can I have her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2004 Medusa, Can I have her? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> We however do not have mythical creatures as henchmen/women. We do have someone with the name of Medua. Japanese, kills he victims by... lowering them into a snake pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 We however do not have mythical creatures as henchmen/women. We do have someone with the name of Medua. Japanese, kills he victims by... lowering them into a snake pit. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sure, He'll work. Can i Have him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxscrapham Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 *sets aside copy of complete stories and poems of edgar allen poe* Â Ok, I've got the obsenely torturous death part under control, what else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 *sets aside copy of complete stories and poems of edgar allen poe*Â Ok, I've got the obsenely torturous death part under control, what else? I love that book!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Sure, He'll work. Can i Have him? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Her. Of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 *sets aside copy of complete stories and poems of edgar allen poe*Â Ok, I've got the obsenely torturous death part under control, what else? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well done. Are we talking Henchman or evil bases here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted October 7, 2004 Report Share Posted October 7, 2004 Her. Of course. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok, Next Section!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Ok, Next Section!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Next section is.... I can't remember..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 8, 2004 Report Share Posted October 8, 2004 Next section is.... I can't remember..... Now your in trouble. *gives TGHL some ginseng tea for memory* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Â Â Now your in trouble. Â Â *gives TGHL some ginseng tea for memory* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Still can't rememeber so drinks some Earl Grey and has some scones* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 *Still can't rememeber so drinks some Earl Grey and has some scones* Oh, grey or gray, just a teeny little technicality. What kind of scone would you like with your tea sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 *laughs at TGHL* I gave my armies super armor. Lightweight, yet it protects well. *sits on throne in Japan, which is in a building that has it's own super armor, only heavier and better* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 Oh, grey or gray, just a teeny little technicality. What kind of scone would you like with your tea sir? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ENGLISH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 10, 2004 Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 ENGLISH! Oooooooooo kayyyyyyyyy. What kind of English scone would you like with your tea sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 Oooooooooo kayyyyyyyyy.What kind of English scone would you like with your tea sir? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> English as in, (American)"Yo wassup my home boys?" or (British),"Hello, how are you today?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 English as in, (American)"Yo wassup my home boys?" or (British),"Hello, how are you today?" British, and I am asking, Plain, Cinnamon, Blueberry, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted October 11, 2004 Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 British, and I am asking, Plain, Cinnamon, Blueberry, etc. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mmmm............yummy....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 British, and I am asking, Plain, Cinnamon, Blueberry, etc. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What? Plain I recognise, Cinnamon is rare and Blueberry? Blueberry? You only get Blueberry muffins over here and thats only because Asda belongs to Walmart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2004 I have remembered! World Domination! Now, ML probably won't want to come back to the program so anyone else interested? And if he does and someone has already said that they will do it, then I have 2 pupils! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 HELLO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 HELLO? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good Bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Good Bye Why are you saying Good Bye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted October 29, 2004 Report Share Posted October 29, 2004 Why are you saying Good Bye? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (he doesn't want evil masterclass. and he was just saying the opposite of TGHL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Kitty Gurl Posted October 30, 2004 Report Share Posted October 30, 2004 I am not calling u Commander! Â Â Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha rebellion!!!! Rebellion shall take over you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â It will consume U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mwuhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 31, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 I am not calling u Commander!      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha rebellion!!!!      Rebellion shall take over you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      It will consume U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Mwuhahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *locks away in a carboard box* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 31, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Good Bye <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *kicks into river* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 31, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Ok, I need a new student. Anyone for the taking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 *kicks into river* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Grabs onto to TGHL and pulls him in too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Grabs onto to TGHL and pulls him in too. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I wish you would stop saying what you should have done. You need to put it in asterixes you know like this: *pushes ML off Niagra Falls, Canadian and US coatguard don't save him because they are too busy arguing about whos side ML is on and who should rescue him* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 *pushes ML off Niagra Falls, Canadian and US coatguard don't save him because they are too busy arguing about whos side ML is on and who should rescue him* *wonders what kind of coats the guards actually guard* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 *wonders what kind of coats the guards actually guard* Â Â <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fine the, coastguard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 (edited) I dont give about asteriks! Or what ever the name is.. I wish you would stop saying what you should have done. You need to put it in asterixes you know like this:*pushes ML off Niagra Falls, Canadian and US coatguard don't save him because they are too busy arguing about whos side ML is on and who should rescue him* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Edited November 2, 2004 by Horatio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 (he doesn't want evil masterclass. and he was just saying the opposite of TGHL) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 I dont give about asteriks! Or what ever the name is.. What happens when you use asterisks, is that you are showing an action that the person did. *picks Moneylover up in the helicopter and goes and looks for additional brains* So you would read this and understand that I was picking you up. That is all he was saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 I know, And I said I dont care about asterisks What happens when you use asterisks, is that you are showing an action that the person did. *picks Moneylover up in the helicopter and goes and looks for additional brains* So you would read this and understand that I was picking you up. That is all he was saying. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 I know, And I said I dont care about asterisks I was just trying to be helpful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 You were, but I know how to use them, But IDC if I use them or not. It was nothing against you. I was just trying to be helpful. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 You were, but I know how to use them, But IDC if I use them or not. It was nothing against you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I care and that is why every time you don't use them and you put an action down without an asterick, I will pick you up on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Exactly <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, you were being awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 I care and that is why every time you don't use them and you put an action down without an asterick, I will pick you up on it. Please stop this... PLEASE!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 *locks away in a carboard box* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's not very nice to do to a newbie! *100 angels come down and get MKG out of box* There!Anyways, wut is a carboard box? *angels go over to TGHL and tye him up with their halos!* Ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 That's not very nice to do to a newbie!    *100 angels come down and get MKG out of box* There!Anyways, wut is a carboard box?   *angels go over to TGHL and tye him up with their halos!* Ha! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *halos shatter* I wasn't being nasty anyways! She was being an inexperienced evil doer and if she wants to become great, she needs to listen to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 These halos are one of a kind!Don't you know Spot's gone?That means he used his own halo!So did Dot!!Plus people don't need to listen to you to be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that!Oh yeah, 1 point for my side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 These halos are one of a kind!Don't you know Spot's gone?That means he used his own halo!So did Dot!!Plus people don't need to listen to you to be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take that!Oh yeah, 1 point for my side! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't even remember talking with a Spot or a Dot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 I don't even remember talking with a Spot or a Dot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am Spot! Dot was my best friend's hamster and she died! Spot was my hamster and he just died last week! i am still Spot,but I couldn't log in because it said my password was wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 I am Spot! Dot was my best friend's hamster and she died! Spot was my hamster and he just died last week! Â i am still Spot,but I couldn't log in because it said my password was wrong! Â If you log out, then try and log in again manually, enter your user name, then, IF YOU ENTERED THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS in the original information, then click on Lost Password and your password will be returned to you in your email inbox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 If you log out, then try and log in again manually, enter your user name, then, IF YOU ENTERED THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS in the original information, then click on Lost Password and your password will be returned to you in your email inbox. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I tried doing that with Darkness' account but it didn't work.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 If you log out, then try and log in again manually, enter your user name, then, IF YOU ENTERED THE CORRECT EMAIL ADDRESS in the original information, then click on Lost Password and your password will be returned to you in your email inbox. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tried it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Hello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
x0x SkyE x0x Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Hello? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hola Senorita. Como estas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Hola Senorita. Como estas? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hola! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 I WANT SOMEONE TO TEACH! NOW GET YOUR EVIL BEHINDS OVER HERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 *fires good ray at TGHL* Now he is teaching people to be protagonists instead of antagonists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 I WANT SOMEONE TO TEACH! NOW GET YOUR EVIL BEHINDS OVER HERE! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You can teach me... buuut I probably would fall asleep in class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxscrapham Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 *looks up from death clock blueprints* huh? has the next lesson started? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 Blahhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HammieHampster Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 I MUST BE EVIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 16, 2004 Report Share Posted November 16, 2004 I MUST BE EVIL! Â Â Â Â Â Â Why do you say that? ??? ??? Hello HammieHampster, welcome to HampsterDance Boards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 17, 2004 Report Share Posted November 17, 2004 I MUST BE EVIL! Â Â Â Â Â Â <{POST_SNAPBACK}> alright.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 I MUST BE EVIL! Â Â Â Â Â Â <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I believe that is a good enough thing to say to get you entered straight into the Evil Acadamy. *HammieHampster joins the legions of darkness* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 *fires good ray at TGHL*Â Now he is teaching people to be protagonists instead of antagonists! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Horatio wishes that, but unfortunatly for you that ray gun just gave me more money to fund my evil schemes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 You can teach me... buuut I probably would fall asleep in class. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Classroom is underwater from sleeping wolfie's drool* I think that maybe the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 *looks up from death clock blueprints*huh? has the next lesson started? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Looks at Death Clock blueprints* Hmmm.... Nice design, excellent detail and very efficent. Looks as if you are going to be the top of the class Lexx! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted November 18, 2004 Report Share Posted November 18, 2004 You didn't notice that the difribilator wasn't connected to the what-cha-mac-all-it, and the whodinger is in the wrong place for the thingymajigger. And it doesn't have a BRB!!!!!(big red button) We need more buttons!!! Lots and lots and lots of buttons!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 *wakes up* *starts drawing pictures, which actually are some great blueprints of a mechanical wolf that looks like me* Hmm.... how did that happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 19, 2004 Report Share Posted November 19, 2004 *hops up and down* Why haven't I've seen this topic before? Shall I join?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2004 *hops up and down* Why haven't I've seen this topic before? Shall I join?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your choice Toto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted November 28, 2004 Report Share Posted November 28, 2004 *hops up and down* Why haven't I've seen this topic before? Shall I join?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Â i havent seen it either......i may hav been in hibernation for the past 10 billion years I have no idea what its about cud sumone explain??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 i havent seen it either......i may hav been in hibernation for the past 10 billion years I have no idea what its about cud sumone explain??? Just noticed your sig and thought you would like to know that Sheena released all the sanities before she left. She doesn't have any sanities. I took all the sanities to Sanity Springs Spa and you can pick your sanity up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 i havent seen it either......i may hav been in hibernation for the past 10 billion years I have no idea what its about cud sumone explain??? Lovely Laura, I just noticed your sig and thought you would like to know that Sheena released all the sanities before she left. She doesn't have any sanities. I took all the sanities to Sanity Springs Spa and you can pick your sanity up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Lovely Laura, I just noticed your sig and thought you would like to know that Sheena released all the sanities before she left. She doesn't have any sanities. I took all the sanities to Sanity Springs Spa and you can pick your sanity up there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>  whoooaaa good and bad news there......sheena has gone?????when which who what where?  where is the SSS? i think my sanity need a huuuug...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 whoooaaa good and bad news there......sheena has gone?????when which who what where?   where is the SSS? i think my sanity need a huuuug...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *informs Laura of the fact that I probably have her sanity because I was there when SHeena released them with a BIG Net* *allows Laura visting and hugging rights with her sanity* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 *wakes up* *starts drawing pictures, which actually are some great blueprints of a mechanical wolf that looks like me* Hmm.... how did that happen? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Wolf suddenly appears to have lethal attachments and bionical additions* I won't even ask how you made it bio-mechanical MW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 5, 2004 Report Share Posted December 5, 2004 *informs Laura of the fact that I probably have her sanity because I was there when SHeena released them with a BIG Net* *allows Laura visting and hugging rights with her sanity* Ha, ha, ha...... LovelyLaura, TGHL has the decoys, but we are letting him think he has the real sanities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 *Wolf suddenly appears to have lethal attachments and bionical additions* I won't even ask how you made it bio-mechanical MW! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *starts whistling* I didn't make evil mechanical genius-arms-that-just-slip-over-your-real-ones-and-happen-to-activate-on-their-own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Ha, ha, ha...... LovelyLaura, TGHL has the decoys, but we are letting him think he has the real sanities.   <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *makes notes on the biggest case of hamster denial since Hampton refused to believe he lost his bow tie* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 *makes notes on the biggest case of hamster denial since Hampton refused to believe he lost his bow tie* *knows that TGHL has no idea he is writing with invisible ink* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Â Â Â Â *knows that TGHL has no idea he is writing with invisible ink* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *starts tours and 'seminars' on hamster denial and its effects on the hamster psyche leading it to believe many things are 'invisible'* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 *starts tours and 'seminars' on hamster denial and its effects on the hamster psyche leading it to believe many things are 'invisible'* *FedExes TGHL cases and cases of all kinds of cakies, loaded with sugar* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schimmislick Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 *informs Laura of the fact that I probably have her sanity because I was there when SHeena released them with a BIG Net* *allows Laura visting and hugging rights with her sanity* <{POST_SNAPBACK}>  Not this again  Hey what did happen to sheena? i think i joined like 5 dayz before she left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Not this again Hey what did happen to sheena? i think i joined like 5 dayz before she left. Sheena is on an extended holiday. She is resting, recuperating and relaxing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Sheena is on an extended holiday. She is resting, recuperating and relaxing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And set all her sanities free, which I caught just as she released them, much to the annoyance of Horatio. Horatio has now been driven into denial by the revelation that I, TGHL beat him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 And set all her sanities free, which I caught just as she released them, much to the annoyance of Horatio. Horatio has now been driven into denial by the revelation that I, TGHL beat him. *decides to let TGHL think he has the true sanities, when everyone knows that he doesn't* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Â Â *decides to let TGHL think he has the true sanities, when everyone knows that he doesn't* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *starts a second tour on Hamster Denial, thanks to Horatio's huge help by having the biggest case of Hamster denial.... EVER* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schimmislick Posted December 10, 2004 Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 Sheena is on an extended holiday. She is resting, recuperating and relaxing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}>  Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Sheena is on an extended holiday. She is resting, recuperating and relaxing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> so wen she is rested recuperated and relaxed will we see her again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 so wen she is rested recuperated and relaxed will we see her again? Yup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 so wen she is rested recuperated and relaxed will we see her again? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes and her return will be heralded by a thousand sanities being stolen and frozen in the cool box! There will be much squaking of penguins also! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 Yup! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> gudgud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 Yes and her return will be heralded by a thousand sanities being stolen and frozen in the cool box! There will be much squaking of penguins also! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Â you mean squaWking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 you mean squaWking? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ANother case of the effects of hamster denial! Horatio has forgotten his usual tasks and has not swooped down on this typo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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