The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 i am aware that tayino closed, shut down and most likely deleted the original WWPS. However I know that many HD uses cane to the WWPS for anything they needed connected to animals. So, to carry on this service, I have created this new store. The Phoenix WWPS. Called Phoenix because it has "Risen from the ashes" of the old store. I know Tayino is likely to complain, but I have created this store and it shall remain here. All profit goes to the IAPS (international animal protection soceity). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosey368 Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 i knew you had good in you....lets go super green gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 i knew you had good in you....lets go super green gas <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Super Green Gas? Is that some kind of flatuence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrafVonBeelzebub Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 i am aware that tayino closed, shut down and most likely deleted the original WWPS. However I know that many HD uses cane to the WWPS for anything they needed connected to animals. So, to carry on this service, I have created this new store. The Phoenix WWPS. Called Phoenix because it has "Risen from the ashes" of the old store. I know Tayino is likely to complain, but I have created this store and it shall remain here. All profit goes to the IAPS (international animal protection soceity). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Â Why would taynio complain? Clearly from his "Death Note" and from the title, he committed suicide. Plus it was on the news from where I am from that a TN man committed suicide leaving a note to all who found him. It might be the same person, but I don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted September 9, 2004 Report Share Posted September 9, 2004 i am aware that tayino closed, shut down and most likely deleted the original WWPS. However I know that many HD uses cane to the WWPS for anything they needed connected to animals. So, to carry on this service, I have created this new store. The Phoenix WWPS. Called Phoenix because it has "Risen from the ashes" of the old store. I know Tayino is likely to complain, but I have created this store and it shall remain here. All profit goes to the IAPS (international animal protection soceity). <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Please go to the topic 'death note' in the forum stories. I believe this is serious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 *waits for customers* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 *waits for customers* Â Hello TGHL, I need to get another 200 crocodiles. I will pick them up in my jet. Please let me know when and where I can pick them up. No need to have them delivered to you, I will just pick them up from the supplier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Hello TGHL, I need to get another 200 crocodiles. I will pick them up in my jet. Please let me know when and where I can pick them up. No need to have them delivered to you, I will just pick them up from the supplier. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hee.... Hee.... Ok, the nearest WWPS branch to you is in... New Orleans, in the byu (is that how you spell it???) The crocodiles are ready, with food. Just pick them up, payment on collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Hee.... Hee.... Ok, the nearest WWPS branch to you is in... New Orleans, in the byu (is that how you spell it???) The crocodiles are ready, with food. Just pick them up, payment on collection. Â Thank you! *slips TGHL a note: bayou* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 15, 2004 Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 May I have a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2004 May I have a job? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course Vice-President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 Of course Vice-President. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I accept! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 16, 2004 Report Share Posted September 16, 2004 I accept! Oh, this is not good. Two sanity stealers as the President and Vice President of the Pet Store. Checks skunk cage to see if they have stored any sanities in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Oh, this is not good. Two sanity stealers as the President and Vice President of the Pet Store. Checks skunk cage to see if they have stored any sanities in there. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Spray Skunk Spray! HaHa Horatio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark hamster Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 may I have a job? I need something to keep me busy! im a very hard worker! My only request is that I get 50% of money I think they are acceptible terms! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Spray Skunk Spray! HaHa Horatio! *puts up reflector shields and spray goes all over Moneylover* A little Au du Skunk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 may I have a job? I need something to keep me busy! im a very hard worker! My only request is that I get 50% of money I think they are acceptible terms! I would ask for more money! Start with a very high number and then you can always come down a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-anonymous- Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 50 percent?! That's wacked! That's like having to share ice cream with 4 people-and you want half? Oh yeah, may I have a job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 may I have a job? I need something to keep me busy! im a very hard worker! My only request is that I get 50% of money I think they are acceptible terms! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well.... How about you get H$1000 per week and you are the General Manager? (dealing with customers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 50 percent?! That's wacked! That's like having to share ice cream with 4 people-and you want half? Oh yeah, may I have a job? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know, thats why he is getting H$1000 a week. A job, eh? How about hmmm.... Executive advisor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 may I have a job? I need something to keep me busy! im a very hard worker! My only request is that I get 50% of money I think they are acceptible terms! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 50%, Uhhh.... We just go by however much a week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 I am still ur animal adoption person right??? Â Â MoneyLover are u no longer training the adoption dogs they oh so love ur visits!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 I would like it if we could get some cats of the street and into my adoption center so can u TGHL organize a group of people willing to do that I will pay them well!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 I would like it if we could get some cats of the street and into my adoption center so can u TGHL organize a group of people willing to do that I will pay them well!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1) Of course you are Honey 2) I have dispatched some droids to find some street cats, however I need a supervisor. Anyone interested in Droid supervisor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 1) Of course you are Honey2) I have dispatched some droids to find some street cats, however I need a supervisor. Anyone interested in Droid supervisor? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 1) Of course you are Honey2) I have dispatched some droids to find some street cats, however I need a supervisor. Anyone interested in Droid supervisor? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank U!!!I hope the kitties r not too wildly then they will b unadoptable for a while.and I while schuedule cats appointments for Dr.Otter!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 I can do that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Report to me whenever u find a kitty so I can put them up for adoption as soon as possibly and b careful for feral cat commiunities r dangerous!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 If the WWPS in Florida needs some more help I will take some animals until the repairs are all done and here is 1,000,000,000 H$ if u need it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 I can do that. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Droid supervisor? Of course. How does a rate of H$1100 per week sound? Of course I need not ask about your previous droid handling work, because you did disarm those droids I sent to steal your sanity last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 If the WWPS in Florida needs some more help I will take some animals until the repairs are all done and here is 1,000,000,000 H$ if u need it!!! That is so nice of you! *contributes 1,000,000,000 H$ to the fund* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 That is so nice of you!*contributes 1,000,000,000 H$ to the fund* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How kind. However, the WWPS will gove you something in return for this overtly generous contribution. So the next 1,000,000,000 pets you buy are free! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 That is so nice of you!*contributes 1,000,000,000 H$ to the fund* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks!!!Well Horatio thats very kind of u 2!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 You both are quite welcome! Glad to hear the WWPS is doing such great things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 Droid supervisor? Of course. How does a rate of H$1100 per week sound? Of course I need not ask about your previous droid handling work, because you did disarm those droids I sent to steal your sanity last week. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So far the droids have been going all across the continents, I have programmed them to turn into ships and fly over when they find one. There are so many they are finding in this world. And fortuneately, they can identify all feline species and they have programmed to get the ones they identify as strays so occasionally I get the tiger cubs and such that are abandoned. Plus I will program them to get the canines as well. The tigers and things like that I keep because it might not be safe for a young animal that is abandoned to ever go back until wilderness ever again. In fact here comes a droid right now. I see in the cage on top it has... OMG! It's a Strapolopogis Kitsum! Strapolopogis Kitsum is sort of a cat, but it has the mane of a horse and it is white, brown or the very rare black. In this case, it is black. It's fur is like a kitten's, very soft. It has four tails, all of great strength, but the strength they control. It has wings that are much like mine. Â Very similar to the Strapolopogis Fricknel, but you'll have to read to see the differences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 19, 2004 Report Share Posted September 19, 2004 I am willing to Make A Brand New WWPS in Florida at my expense...Is that ok? I would also love to donate money to make additions onto the WWPS headquarters and up-grade everything...Is that ok If I do it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 I am willing to Make A Brand New WWPS in Florida at my expense...Is that ok? I would also love to donate money to make additions onto the WWPS headquarters and up-grade everything...Is that ok If I do it? Sounds good to me, but TGHL is the boss! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 So far the droids have been going all across the continents, I have programmed them to turn into ships and fly over when they find one. There are so many they are finding in this world. And fortuneately, they can identify all feline species and they have programmed to get the ones they identify as strays so occasionally I get the tiger cubs and such that are abandoned. Plus I will program them to get the canines as well. The tigers and things like that I keep because it might not be safe for a young animal that is abandoned to ever go back until wilderness ever again. In fact here comes a droid right now. I see in the cage on top it has... OMG! It's a Strapolopogis Kitsum! Strapolopogis Kitsum is sort of a cat, but it has the mane of a horse and it is white, brown or the very rare black. In this case, it is black. It's fur is like a kitten's, very soft. It has four tails, all of great strength, but the strength they control. It has wings that are much like mine. Â Very similar to the Strapolopogis Fricknel, but you'll have to read to see the differences. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well Miss.Droid supervisor. You Seem to be doing very well. Here I have this big bag of monies. *gives to MW* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 I am willing to Make A Brand New WWPS in Florida at my expense...Is that ok? I would also love to donate money to make additions onto the WWPS headquarters and up-grade everything...Is that ok If I do it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It is fine Super-Vice-President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 Well Miss.Droid supervisor. You Seem to be doing very well. Here I have this big bag of monies. *gives to MW* *senses some sort of bribery by TGHL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 So far the droids have been going all across the continents, I have programmed them to turn into ships and fly over when they find one. There are so many they are finding in this world. And fortuneately, they can identify all feline species and they have programmed to get the ones they identify as strays so occasionally I get the tiger cubs and such that are abandoned. Plus I will program them to get the canines as well. The tigers and things like that I keep because it might not be safe for a young animal that is abandoned to ever go back until wilderness ever again. In fact here comes a droid right now. I see in the cage on top it has... OMG! It's a Strapolopogis Kitsum! Strapolopogis Kitsum is sort of a cat, but it has the mane of a horse and it is white, brown or the very rare black. In this case, it is black. It's fur is like a kitten's, very soft. It has four tails, all of great strength, but the strength they control. It has wings that are much like mine. Â Very similar to the Strapolopogis Fricknel, but you'll have to read to see the differences. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is very goods driod work!!!Great job!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 It is fine Super-Vice-President <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cool, * Goes out and finds people to do the contruction...* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Well Miss.Droid supervisor. You Seem to be doing very well. Here I have this big bag of monies. *gives to MW* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *scans the bag* Â "No sanity stealing plot detected." Â This is flawless, *looks inside* Ok, its all good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 The Strapolopogis Frickel has gained quite some popularity. Shall I be allowed to make it buyable here? Â Strapolopogis Fricknel is sort of a dog, but it has the mane of a lion and it is black, brown or the very rare white. Mine is a white. It's fur is like a puppy's, very soft. It has three tails, all of great strength, but the strength they control. It has wings that are much like mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Thank U!!!I hope the kitties r not too wildly then they will b unadoptable for a while.and I while schuedule cats appointments for Dr.Otter!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh great. I've dealed with strays b4. not good.But for the sake of the adoption center I'll do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 *scans the bag* Â "No sanity stealing plot detected." Â This is flawless, *looks inside* Ok, its all good! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *mysterious tracking device attaches onto MW's sanity(ies)* I am joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 *mysterious tracking device attaches onto MW's sanity(ies)*I am joking. You had better be! *watches TGHL very, very closely!!* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Oh great. I've dealed with strays b4. not good.But for the sake of the adoption center I'll do it! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks!!!I am sure most of the cats will b somewhat taimed!!So u needn't worry much plus I'll help u in any way I can!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Â Â You had better be! Â Â *watches TGHL very, very closely!!* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Â Â <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmmm... You don't think that horatio is trying to imply that I would dare try and use MW to find the Location of Sanity Spas? *slaps Horatio on the back, planting a tracking device on him* No... I would NEVER even dream of using MW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 22, 2004 Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 Hmmm... You don't think that horatio is trying to imply that I would dare try and use MW to find the Location of Sanity Spas? *slaps Horatio on the back, planting a tracking device on him* No... I would NEVER even dream of using MW. *the vaseline that Horatio uses to slick back his hair makes the tracking device slide right off* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2004 *the vaseline that Horatio uses to slick back his hair makes the tracking device slide right off* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> VASELINE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 VASELINE? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. Horatio uses vaseline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Yes. Horatio uses vaseline. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Odd habit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 I have finished my Florida Building, TGHL, would you like to check it out before we open it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Yes. Horatio uses vaseline. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 I have finished my Florida Building, TGHL, would you like to check it out before we open it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can I trust you to make the inspections? I have to leave for the weekend on business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Can I trust you to make the inspections? I have to leave for the weekend on business. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Definatly, But I have already checked it out and its fine, Would you mind If I start the additions on the base WWPS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted September 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2004 Definatly, But I have already checked it out and its fine, Would you mind If I start the additions on the base WWPS? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I do not mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted September 29, 2004 Report Share Posted September 29, 2004 I do not mind <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Begins.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 i am aware that tayino closed, shut down and most likely deleted the original WWPS. I know Tayino is likely to complain. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're darn right I am going to complain. Taking what I have created without permission.....shame shame TGHL. Shame.....  lol j/k, but seriously you should have asked first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 You're darn right I am going to complain. Taking what I have created without permission.....shame shame TGHL. Shame..... lol j/k, but seriously you should have asked first. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think TGHL made too many assumptions too quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 You're darn right I am going to complain. Taking what I have created without permission.....shame shame TGHL. Shame..... lol j/k, but seriously you should have asked first. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I apologise, of course you can take this one over again if you want, but this was created to carry on supplying the service that the WWPS did until you left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted October 2, 2004 Report Share Posted October 2, 2004 I apologise, of course you can take this one over again if you want, but this was created to carry on supplying the service that the WWPS did until you left. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nah, keep it. Your doing a good job. I wasn't being stupid when I made you VP, you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 Nah, keep it. Your doing a good job. I wasn't being stupid when I made you VP, you know. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shall do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Shall do. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Come on TGHL, make this topic the biggest! It started off great, but now it has slowed down. Maybe because of school...now that I think of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Come on TGHL, make this topic the biggest! It started off great, but now it has slowed down. Maybe because of school...now that I think of it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Maybe a gestapo method would work here? *Places Horatio in a dark room* Now, Horatio, If that is your real name, why are people not coming to the WWPS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 9, 2004 Report Share Posted October 9, 2004 Maybe a gestapo method would work here? *Places Horatio in a dark room* Now, Horatio, If that is your real name, why are people not coming to the WWPS? *laughs* I am nocturnal... the dark room is what I like best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2004 *laughs*I am nocturnal... the dark room is what I like best! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LIAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2004 *drums fingers on desk* Why aren't people coming? I need advertsing! *clicks fingers, Horatio appears* Horatio! Go spread the word that for the rest of this week all pet prices are cut in half at the WWPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 *drums fingers on desk* Why aren't people coming? I need advertsing! *clicks fingers, Horatio appears* Horatio! Go spread the word that for the rest of this week all pet prices are cut in half at the WWPS! Yes sir Mr. TGHL! *gets in aeroplane with banner attached, announcing the 50% off sale at WWPS* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 I would like 890 1/2 ferrets please! (So, the prices are 75 percent off! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 I would like 890 1/2 ferrets please! (So, the prices are 75 percent off! ) 50% off. Trying to get a better discount? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 I would like 890 1/2 ferrets please! (So, the prices are 75 percent off! ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1/2 ferret???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 1/2 ferret???? How did I miss that one?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 No, you see, they are halves. So they would be 1/4 of the cost. So, you see, I can glue them together and have 222.5 ferrets! Wait...could I change my order to 891? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 No, you see, they are halves. So they would be 1/4 of the cost. So, you see, I can glue them together and have 222.5 ferrets! Wait...could I change my order to 891? Would you like the front half or the rear half? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 No, you see, they are halves. So they would be 1/4 of the cost. So, you see, I can glue them together and have 222.5 ferrets! Wait...could I change my order to 891? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well done Toto, but we charge 75% extra for half orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 um...half the front and 1/2 th back. 222.5 front. 222.5 back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 12, 2004 Report Share Posted October 12, 2004 Well done Toto, but we charge 75% extra for half orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted October 13, 2004 Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 *sigh* alright. I'd like 225 ferrets, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2004 *sigh* alright. I'd like 225 ferrets, though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ok. I'll take that as a random mix, so several of each. The Ferrets by themselves cost.... H£340 at full price, but since it is half price week you get them at... H£170 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 340 american? Whoa. *gives money any ways* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 340 american? Whoa. *gives money any ways* No, I believe the currency was H pounds converted to H$. You got a great deal!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 340 american? Whoa. *gives money any ways* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, the normal price you would have to pay in H£ would be 340, but cos of the sale it only costs H£170 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 What are you going to do with 225 ferrets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted October 14, 2004 Report Share Posted October 14, 2004 Can I have two ferrets boy and girl please!!! Â Â Â And two of everything ferret please!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 ok..H are times 10. So, that would be 170 divided by 10...and that would be..17 dollars...times two...34 dollars. yah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 What are you going to do with 225 ferrets? Start a Ferret Farm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Start a Ferret Farm. Â Â Â <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 oh, could I have 345 more? *hands over slinky bling* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Can I have two ferrets boy and girl please!!! And two of everything ferret please!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You gonna start a ferret farm, too(on a smaller scale)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 oh, could I have 345 more? *hands over slinky bling* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Give me 10 slinkys and its a deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Can I have two ferrets boy and girl please!!! And two of everything ferret please!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> H£10 for the pair of ferrets and every ferret equipment ever costs H£900 (lots of high tech equipment and antiques) so H£910 please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted October 15, 2004 Report Share Posted October 15, 2004 Slinky bling's another word money. Oh well then. *gives 10 slinkies over* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2004 Slinky bling's another word money. Oh well then. *gives 10 slinkies over* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And heres your ferrets *hands over ferrets* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 H£10 for the pair of ferrets and every ferret equipment ever costs H£900 (lots of high tech equipment and antiques) so H£910 please. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Here U go*hands over $H910* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 You gonna start a ferret farm, too(on a smaller scale)? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL!!!Mabey but I just heard ferrets and decided some ferrets would be neat!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Here U go*hands over $H910* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *takes cash* Here is your recipt. Thank you come again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 LOL!!!Mabey but I just heard ferrets and decided some ferrets would be neat!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *thinks, breeding must be the in-thing. first ferrets, now Otter is going to breed Siberian Huskies....* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 I DEMAND YOU PEOPLE BUY THINGS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 I DEMAND YOU PEOPLE BUY THINGS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *buys leashes and collars* Ehm, I'll need 80 leashes and collars for my various pets. That includes pigs, dogs, cats, Strapolopogis Fricknels and Kitnels, reptiles, birds, ect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 *buys leashes and collars* Ehm, I'll need 80 leashes and collars for my various pets. That includes pigs, dogs, cats, Strapolopogis Fricknels and Kitnels, reptiles, birds, ect. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ok, that comes to a total of... H£80, £1 per leash and that equats to in H$.... *confused* *calls the accountancy department* They will have how much it costs soon.... I say soon, but..... *points to the skeleton of a previous customer* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 H$ = normal price times 10.. ok, that comes to a total of... H£80, £1 per leash and that equats to in H$.... *confused* *calls the accountancy department* They will have how much it costs soon.... I say soon, but..... *points to the skeleton of a previous customer* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 4, 2004 Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 Do you sell leprecauns? I'd like 50. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 ok, that comes to a total of... H£80, £1 per leash and that equats to in H$.... *confused* *calls the accountancy department* They will have how much it costs soon.... I say soon, but..... *points to the skeleton of a previous customer* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's each leash costs ten cents?! As in, plain ol' £.10???(I think the american and the british systems are similar)  Cuz like, H-Version 80=British/American 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 H$ = normal price times 10.. Moneylover, that is for the American dollar... now you have to convert from pounds to dollars and then to H$. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Moneylover, that is for the American dollar... now you have to convert from pounds to dollars and then to H$. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Aren't pounds fairly close to dollars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Aren't pounds fairly close to dollars? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope, one pound is closer to the Euro than the Dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Nope, one pound is closer to the Euro than the Dollar. Isn't the Euro closer to the Dollar then the Pound is closer to the Euro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 5, 2004 Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 My leprecauns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 5, 2004 Isn't the Euro closer to the Dollar then the Pound is closer to the Euro? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 One Dollar here is like .1669 euros...I may be incorrect, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Nope, one pound is closer to the Euro than the Dollar. Currently the dollar is at an all time low. It takes 1.8542 American dollars to equal one British Pound, and 1.29379 American dollars to equal one Euro. Please understand that the currency rates change daily, but this will give everyone an idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 Currently the dollar is at an all time low.It takes 1.8542 American dollars to equal one British Pound, and 1.29379 American dollars to equal one Euro. Please understand that the currency rates change daily, but this will give everyone an idea. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The dollar is at an all time low because of G.W.Bush's way of runing your economy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 The dollar is at an all time low because of G.W.Bush's way of runing your economy! Thank you Alan Greenspan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 (edited) And now I know Ralph Nader has drugged TGHL's tea. Edited November 7, 2004 by Horatio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 And now I know Ralph Nader has drugged TGHL's tea. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What kind of drugs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted November 7, 2004 Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 What kind of drugs? Legal ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Does the WWPS handle homeless hamsters and guinea pigs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 Legal ones. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good, evil drugs are bad! BAD I TELL YOU! BAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 8, 2004 Report Share Posted November 8, 2004 That's just the oppiset of what nadder wants you to think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 That's just the oppiset of what nadder wants you to think. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nadder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Nadder? Ralph Nader... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Nadder? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nadder? Is this a new term for idiotic politicians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Nadder? Is this a new term for idiotic politicians? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Your American lingo confuses me in so many ways. How is "Slinky Bling" another term for money? You do realise this is very destructive for people in France and Germany who spend years learning English English so they can go to America, end up in America and can't understand a word of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Your American lingo confuses me in so many ways. How is "Slinky Bling" another term for money? You do realise this is very destructive for people in France and Germany who spend years learning English English so they can go to America, end up in America and can't understand a word of it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't understand a word of the slang I have to keep on asking, "What's that mean?".... and yet I live in America... I believe I belong in Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 I can't understand a word of the slang I have to keep on asking, "What's that mean?".... and yet I live in America... I believe I belong in Europe. ??? France ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 I can't understand a word of the slang I have to keep on asking, "What's that mean?".... and yet I live in America... I believe I belong in Europe. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> When you consider it there is no American race, only a combination of Europeans and other immigrants who have mixed together over 100 years and decided to call themselves a new race. SO basically, many, many people belong to Europe in America except those who owe their roots to Africa or Asia or were the original Americans, the American-Indians. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 When you consider it there is no American race, only a combination of Europeans and other immigrants who have mixed together over 100 years and decided to call themselves a new race. SO basically, many, many people belong to Europe in America except those who owe their roots to Africa or Asia or were the original Americans, the American-Indians. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 'Americans' are merely a mix of cultures in one place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2004 'Americans' are merely a mix of cultures in one place. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd change that to 'America' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 I'd change that to 'America' <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or 'Da US of A' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Or 'Da US of A' <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or "the place who voted Bush back in again, therefore condemning the world to DOOM" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Or "the place who voted Bush back in again, therefore condemning the world to DOOM" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That works to! Hmm, TGHL. We both seem to like hating bush. We could stop fighting each other in world war three and pull a double-force attack on the squirrels.. What i am saying is, how's about we form an alliance and call a truce? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 That works to! Hmm, TGHL. We both seem to like hating bush. We could stop fighting each other in world war three and pull a double-force attack on the squirrels.. What i am saying is, how's about we form an alliance and call a truce? I don't think that is a good idea... squirrels are my cousins. And BTW, just in case you have forgotten, rodents love eating cheese!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 I don't think that is a good idea...squirrels are my cousins.     And BTW, just in case you have forgotten, rodents  love  eating cheese!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> civil war was brother against brother, so that shouldn't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 That works to! Hmm, TGHL. We both seem to like hating bush. We could stop fighting each other in world war three and pull a double-force attack on the squirrels.. What i am saying is, how's about we form an alliance and call a truce? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> TGHL is against the squirrel rebellion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 I don't think that is a good idea...squirrels are my cousins.     And BTW, just in case you have forgotten, rodents  love  eating cheese!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am TGHL's World Advisor to....well...everyone.  I also happen to be a Loyal Follower of the Squirrels.  Perhaps we can settle this with peace? *Acts like Squealer from Animal Farm* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 civil war was brother against brother, so that shouldn't matter. Really?!?!?!? Watch this! *gets full page ads in every newspaper, magazine, all internet sites calling all rodents for a cheese dinner* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Really?!?!?!? Â Â Watch this! *gets full page ads in every newspaper, magazine, all internet sites calling all rodents for a cheese dinner* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> * i fly away* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 TGHL is against the squirrel rebellion. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And cheese domination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 23, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 I am TGHL's World Advisor to....well...everyone. I also happen to be a Loyal Follower of the Squirrels.  Perhaps we can settle this with peace? *Acts like Squealer from Animal Farm* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *has secret summit with tayino and Toto on the cheese situation* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 And cheese domination. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Cheese domination..Thinks of a cheese world.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Cheese domination..Thinks of a cheese world.. Â Â <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That would be cheesey, like this joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted January 16, 2005 Report Share Posted January 16, 2005 Mr. TGHL, I should like to buy a goldfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Mr. TGHL, I should like to buy a goldfish. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Any particular goldfish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Any particular goldfish? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i want a monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 i want a monkey. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am afraid there is no such goldfish as a peruvian monkey goldfish... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 I am afraid there is no such goldfish as a peruvian monkey goldfish... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no.... i don't want a goldfixh. i want a monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 I am afraid there is no such goldfish as a peruvian monkey goldfish... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Changed my mind... I should love to have a catfish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 no.... i don't want a goldfixh. i want a monkey. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What kind of simian are we refering to here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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