The Grim Hamster lord Posted October 31, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Has any body noticed that the topic is "A bank... yes. a sanity bank that is"and not "Tea...yes, a discussion of tea that is"? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> because I am waiting for poeple to do buisness and we got side tracked! Now deposit or leave! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted October 31, 2004 Report Share Posted October 31, 2004 Boys _________ Brandon Flowers David Keuning Mark Stoermer Ronnie Vannucci Toni Basil Andre Agassi Jonah Sorrintio Mr. Brightside Franz Ferdinand Girls _______ Luna Lovegood Shady Lane Jennifer Knapp Mood Ring Elle Woods Drummer Girl Ainsley Painsley Cotton Candy Sniker Doodle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Boys _________ Brandon Flowers Mr. Brightside Franz Ferdinand <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What are with those names Toto? And why is one of them the assasinated Arch-Duke of Austria-Hungary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 Huh? Brandon Flowers is the lead singer off of the Killers...Mr. Brightside's one of their songs......Franz Ferdinand is a Band...they're both from the UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 1, 2004 Report Share Posted November 1, 2004 What are these for? Boys _________ Brandon Flowers David Keuning Mark Stoermer Ronnie Vannucci Toni Basil Andre Agassi Jonah Sorrintio Mr. Brightside Franz Ferdinand Girls _______ Luna Lovegood Shady Lane Jennifer Knapp Mood Ring Elle Woods Drummer Girl Ainsley Painsley Cotton Candy Sniker Doodle <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 My sanities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted November 2, 2004 Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 OH My sanities. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2004 Huh? Brandon Flowers is the lead singer off of the Killers...Mr. Brightside's one of their songs......Franz Ferdinand is a Band...they're both from the UK <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I am musically challenged so that explains a lot, but why don't you know that Franz Ferdinand was Austria-Hungary's Arch-Duke and his assasination led to WWI? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Inever said I didn't know. I just named it after the band. Ask Franz Ferdinand themselves, since they live in yorkshire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 Inever said I didn't know. I just named it after the band. Ask Franz Ferdinand themselves, since they live in yorkshire. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Like I said, musically challeneged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 3, 2004 Report Share Posted November 3, 2004 You cannot understand music? Ah, I'm just playing. What kinds of music do you like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2004 You cannot understand music? Ah, I'm just playing. What kinds of music do you like? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The answer rhymes with 'mone mot mo mever' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted November 6, 2004 Report Share Posted November 6, 2004 none not no never? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted November 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2004 none not no never? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Change no.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 I NOTICE A LACK OF BUISNESS! N.B Sanity Loans have started! Get a sanity loan now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 I NOTICE A LACK OF BUISNESS!N.B Sanity Loans have started! Get a sanity loan now! Would you please tell me the details of a Sanity Loan??????????? How does it work, what is the rate, all that kind of stuff. *wonders if TGHL is the UK's version of a loan shark* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 I NOTICE A LACK OF BUISNESS!N.B Sanity Loans have started! Get a sanity loan now! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok... how many more sanities do I need to name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Would you please tell me the details of a Sanity Loan???????????How does it work, what is the rate, all that kind of stuff. *wonders if TGHL is the UK's version of a loan shark* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry has something gone wrong in the Anglo-American trasnlation? Have you not large companies that lend people money to buy/pay-off debts in the form of a loan? Have you not got more large companies that lend you money to buy your house and then you repay them over a series of years, these being called mortgages? What is wrong with the translation?!?!?!??!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Ok... how many more sanities do I need to name? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 2? Maybe 3, I really need someone to sort out the accountancy department.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Sorry has something gone wrong in the Anglo-American trasnlation? Have you not large companies that lend people money to buy/pay-off debts in the form of a loan? Have you not got more large companies that lend you money to buy your house and then you repay them over a series of years, these being called mortgages? What is wrong with the translation?!?!?!??!?! Just checking! *wonders what TGHL might be up to* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 9, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Just checking!*wonders what TGHL might be up to* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sanity loans? We, as in the bank, lend someone a sanity on loan. Once the sanity user (?) have no need for the sanity anymore and have enough sanities to pay off the interest and rent, then they return and give us the rent and interest on the sanity. Comprende? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 9, 2004 Report Share Posted December 9, 2004 Sanity loans? We, as in the bank, lend someone a sanity on loan. Once the sanity user (?) have no need for the sanity anymore and have enough sanities to pay off the interest and rent, then they return and give us the rent and interest on the sanity. Comprende? I understand completely. What kind of sanities might these be? Whose sanities are available for rent? What is the rent and interest rate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 10, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2004 I understand completely. What kind of sanities might these be? Whose sanities are available for rent? What is the rent and interest rate? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Depending on the customer the type of sanity will vary. Whose? We have massive stock piles of sanities that people have failed to collect at the time of the termination of account (ML's being the most predominant ones), also this works on the same basis as the actual bank loans, so find out how that works and we work the same. The rent is completely based on the loan and the interest rate is also based on the loan, please note that for one sanity the interest rate is 2.7%. Which is much lower than most banks offer! (4.8% is the lowest loan interest rate I have found to date) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 Depending on the customer the type of sanity will vary.Whose? We have massive stock piles of sanities that people have failed to collect at the time of the termination of account (ML's being the most predominant ones), also this works on the same basis as the actual bank loans, so find out how that works and we work the same. The rent is completely based on the loan and the interest rate is also based on the loan, please note that for one sanity the interest rate is 2.7%. Which is much lower than most banks offer! (4.8% is the lowest loan interest rate I have found to date) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ohhh poop judging by tht post i think ur trying to steal my sanity if u dunt have it already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 11, 2004 Report Share Posted December 11, 2004 ohhh poop judging by tht post i think ur trying to steal my sanity if u dunt have it already Keep yopur eyes on TGHL!!! He is the #1 Sanity Stealer!!! (Besides, he we are letting him think he has your sanity, but that is only a decoy sanity.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 Keep yopur eyes on TGHL!!! He is the #1 Sanity Stealer!!! (Besides, he we are letting him think he has your sanity, but that is only a decoy sanity.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Notes that Hamster denial appears to be switching on when ever sanity is mentioned in conjucture with the name TGHL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 Depending on the customer the type of sanity will vary.Whose? We have massive stock piles of sanities that people have failed to collect at the time of the termination of account (ML's being the most predominant ones), also this works on the same basis as the actual bank loans, so find out how that works and we work the same. The rent is completely based on the loan and the interest rate is also based on the loan, please note that for one sanity the interest rate is 2.7%. Which is much lower than most banks offer! (4.8% is the lowest loan interest rate I have found to date) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What the? I dont want my sanites rented out. I would like to take them now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 Keep yopur eyes on TGHL!!! He is the #1 Sanity Stealer!!! (Besides, he we are letting him think he has your sanity, but that is only a decoy sanity.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ahhhhh!!! ok i hope he doesnt read this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 ahhhhh!!! ok i hope he doesnt read this He reads everything! Nothing slips by TGHL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 ahhhhh!!! ok i hope he doesnt read this Hello!*waits for reply* I would like to get my shoes shined. Do you do hamster loafers? *waits for reply* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 12, 2004 Report Share Posted December 12, 2004 *Notes that Hamster denial appears to be switching on when ever sanity is mentioned in conjucture with the name TGHL* Hamster denial is much better than Hamster delirium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 What the? I dont want my sanites rented out. I would like to take them now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I apologise, but you terminated your account before withdrawl of the aforementioned sanities were withdrawn. Therefore the sanities now belong to the bank and shall be used in whatever way the bank chooses to use them. Thank you for your time and now please leave. NEXT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 Hamster denial is much better than Hamster delirium. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *notes that Horatio has delirium too because of her habit to halucinate that she has got the sanities at an unreal location called Sanity Spring Spa* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 13, 2004 Report Share Posted December 13, 2004 *notes that Horatio has delirium too because of her habit to halucinate that she has got the sanities at an unreal location called Sanity Spring Spa* *hops in the hamster helicopter and sneaks up on TGHL and steals his sanity* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2004 *hops in the hamster helicopter and sneaks up on TGHL and steals his sanity* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *definatly Hamster delirium and denial if Horatio believes it possible to sneak up in a helicoptor and steal a holograms sanity* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted December 15, 2004 Report Share Posted December 15, 2004 Do I have any more sanities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 I apologise, but you terminated your account before withdrawl of the aforementioned sanities were withdrawn. Therefore the sanities now belong to the bank and shall be used in whatever way the bank chooses to use them. Thank you for your time and now please leave. NEXT. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What! You cant do that. You never told me I had a date that I had to take them out by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 What! You cant do that. You never told me I had a date that I had to take them out by. I think TGHL should let you retrieve your sanities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Hello Horatio..I see you are in THIS topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Hello Horatio..I see you are in THIS topic I am now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted December 16, 2004 Report Share Posted December 16, 2004 Hello!*waits for reply* I would like to get my shoes shined. Do you do hamster loafers? *waits for reply* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG !!! * fweaks out* WE HaVE A CUSTOMER!!! yes of corse you can get a shoe shine !! what are loafers? if you are a hampster do you need 4 shoes shining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG !!! * fweaks out* WE HaVE A CUSTOMER!!! yes of corse you can get a shoe shine !! what are loafers? if you are a hampster do you need 4 shoes shining? Loafers are penny loafers or tassle loafers. They are a slip on type of leather shoe. Yes, I have four to be shined. Two black and two cordovan. When I go out I walk upright with the shoes on my back feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Loafers are penny loafers or tassle loafers. They are a slip on type of leather shoe. Yes, I have four to be shined. Two black and two cordovan. When I go out I walk upright with the shoes on my back feet. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or bread loafers! Things that make bread loafs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 17, 2004 Report Share Posted December 17, 2004 Or bread loafers! Things that make bread loafs! *wonders how bread loafers would look on my feet* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 18, 2004 Report Share Posted December 18, 2004 Keep yopur eyes on TGHL!!! He is the #2 Sanity Stealer!!!Sheena is #1! (Besides, he we are letting him think he has your sanity, but that is only a decoy sanity.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Made a couple changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2004 What! You cant do that. You never told me I had a date that I had to take them out by. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I know, but it was on the contract you signed when you opened the account. YOU DID NOT READ THE SMALL PRINT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 I know, but it was on the contract you signed when you opened the account. YOU DID NOT READ THE SMALL PRINT! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are correct, I did not read the small print..BECAUSE THERE WAS NONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 You are correct, I did not read the small print..BECAUSE THERE WAS NONE! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There was. Just it was a microscopic footnote. Always read the microscopic print! There was even a pointer on the contract stating that the microscopic footnote was there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted December 21, 2004 Report Share Posted December 21, 2004 There was. Just it was a microscopic footnote. Always read the microscopic print! There was even a pointer on the contract stating that the microscopic footnote was there! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> See his topic on trying to get his sanities back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 *REVIVES FOR TGHL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 *REVIVES FOR TGHL* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well done... Err... THE BANK IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Well done... Err...THE BANK IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> can i have money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 can i have money? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's a sanity bank, buddy. BTW, how many new sanities do I have, Monsieur TGHL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 can i have money? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *The talking lump of cheese is catapulted back out into the cyber-high street* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 It's a sanity bank, buddy. BTW, how many new sanities do I have, Monsieur TGHL? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> One moment.... *checks computer* Computer says you have 5 new sanities since Christmas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 One moment....*checks computer* Computer says you have 5 new sanities since Christmas... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Grrr..I would like to deposit my one sanity and try to work back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 22, 2005 Report Share Posted January 22, 2005 *The talking lump of cheese is catapulted back out into the cyber-high street* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> can i deposit my sanity now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted January 23, 2005 Report Share Posted January 23, 2005 One moment....*checks computer* Computer says you have 5 new sanities since Christmas... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How many males and how many females? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 How many males and how many females? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 3 males 2 females Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 24, 2005 Report Share Posted January 24, 2005 Grrr..I would like to deposit my one sanity and try to work back up. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> GRIM, have you noticed this, I want them deposited ASAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 3 males2 females <{POST_SNAPBACK}> BTW, with the rolleyes, I wasn't paying attention, I meant to click, And thank you for the info. ALL of my sanities that I ever had Girls: Jenny Google Smorgan Jellolina Gentagra Extrema Stranga Hydranga ZenZen Canna Bella Boys: George Bob Bob-bob Bill-Bob Stinjo Banjo NEW Sanities: Girls: Kiz Fiz Kix Mix Boys: Jick Jock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 GRIM, have you noticed this, I want them deposited ASAP <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Them? Is your 1 sanity a schizophrenic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Them? Is your 1 sanity a schizophrenic? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It / them / those / w/e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Them? Is your 1 sanity a schizophrenic? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted January 25, 2005 Report Share Posted January 25, 2005 Them? Is your 1 sanity a schizophrenic? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ahh, I see! Thats how you spell that word... my friend uses it a lot and I couldn't firgure out how to spell it.... yet on the spelling test I got antiestablishmentarianism correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 Ahh, I see! Thats how you spell that word... my friend uses it a lot and I couldn't firgure out how to spell it.... yet on the spelling test I got antiestablishmentarianism correct. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> what about antidisestablishmentarianism? ( I didn't look at any of your spelling when i did that, i swear.)that is the longest word in the english dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 what about antidisestablishmentarianism? ( I didn't look at any of your spelling when i did that, i swear.)that is the longest word in the english dictionary. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What about supercalifragilisticexpialkidoshus... ( I know i spelt that wrong ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 What about supercalifragilisticexpialkidoshus... ( I know i spelt that wrong ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> that isn't in the dictionary. it is just from the movie mary poppins(as if you didn't know that ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 26, 2005 Report Share Posted January 26, 2005 that isn't in the dictionary. it is just from the movie mary poppins(as if you didn't know that ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, I didnt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 Actually, I didnt.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hmmm.... someone lives a sheltered life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 27, 2005 Report Share Posted January 27, 2005 hmmm.... someone lives a sheltered life! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No..Just never seen Mary Poppins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 No..Just never seen Mary Poppins <{POST_SNAPBACK}> neither have I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 neither have I. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh..I got tired all of a sudden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted January 28, 2005 Report Share Posted January 28, 2005 Oh..I got tired all of a sudden *sees Moneylover's sugarometer reading zero* Here have some Skittles and Mountain Dew. That should charge you right up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 what about antidisestablishmentarianism? ( I didn't look at any of your spelling when i did that, i swear.)that is the longest word in the english dictionary. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL just before I read your post, I looked at the paper and decided to go to this topic to point out that I forgot about the 'dis' part. *is practically rolling on the floor laughing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 30, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 *sees Moneylover's sugarometer reading zero*Here have some Skittles and Mountain Dew. That should charge you right up! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *When a chemical anylsis of the Mountain Dew and Skittles are done, it reveals theyhave in fact got the same chemical make up of Horatio brand sugar pieces of sugar, coated in sugar with sugary outside and with an additional sugar centre* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 LOL just before I read your post, I looked at the paper and decided to go to this topic to point out that I forgot about the 'dis' part. *is practically rolling on the floor laughing* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> apparently i am not the only uber nerd on this board! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 30, 2005 Report Share Posted January 30, 2005 *sees Moneylover's sugarometer reading zero*Here have some Skittles and Mountain Dew. That should charge you right up! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Eats skittles* Ahhh *Spits out grape one and runs away* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 *When a chemical anylsis of the Mountain Dew and Skittles are done, it reveals theyhave in fact got the same chemical make up of Horatio brand sugar pieces of sugar, coated in sugar with sugary outside and with an additional sugar centre* Sugar the most important major food group! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 i know somewhere on this board i saw uber with two dots above it. how do you do that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 *Eats skittles* Ahhh *Spits out grape one and runs away* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> whats wrong with grape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 i know somewhere on this board i saw uber with two dots above it. how do you do that? My brain is modded out right now and I cannot remember. Give me a cup of coffee and five minutes and I will remember and let you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 My brain is modded out right now and I cannot remember. Give me a cup of coffee and five minutes and I will remember and let you know. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *gives cup of coffee and five minutes* wait i can't really give time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted January 31, 2005 Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 i know somewhere on this board i saw uber with two dots above it. how do you do that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Its an Alt Code. I can tell you later. Or maybe tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2005 Sugar the most important major food group! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course, the Horatio major food groups, now with added Grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted February 4, 2005 Report Share Posted February 4, 2005 Its an Alt Code. I can tell you later. Or maybe tomorrow. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> why not today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted February 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2005 why not today? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> COs he needs to find out which one it is þ À Ø Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted February 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Hello? *looks worridely at the horde of MW sanities, bulging in the vault* HELP! *MW sanities break out and start chasing* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted February 27, 2005 Report Share Posted February 27, 2005 Hello? *looks worridely at the horde of MW sanities, bulging in the vault* HELP!*MW sanities break out and start chasing* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Er... sorry about the sanity overload. I suppose that interest is starting to get larger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted February 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 Er... sorry about the sanity overload. I suppose that interest is starting to get larger? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *muffles answer from under pile of sanities* Yeff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 TGHL, what are my sanities up to now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 *muffles answer from under pile of sanities*Yeff... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How many new ones have I got and how many did I have before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 How many new ones have I got and how many did I have before? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not quite ffure about how may ffanitieff you had before, but their are ffeveral new ffanitieff for you, about 27.5 at the minute. *jumps out of the mass of sanities* The .5 is still unsure about its existance and will talk to you on Wednesday at the latest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 TGHL, what are my sanities up to now? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 18 methinks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 I'm not quite ffure about how may ffanitieff you had before, but their are ffeveral new ffanitieff for you, about 27.5 at the minute. *jumps out of the mass of sanities* The .5 is still unsure about its existance and will talk to you on Wednesday at the latest. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok... Er... Tell me when I got 28. Then I'll withdraw them all to spare you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Ok... Er... Tell me when I got 28. Then I'll withdraw them all to spare you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just wait, I forgot to check the overflow vault. *opens vault door* *gets crushed by avalanche of MW sanities* Ow... Make that 53.5 *digs out so head is protruding from pile* *The undecided sanity materialises and hits on head* Recheck.... 54. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted March 3, 2005 Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Just wait, I forgot to check the overflow vault. *opens vault door* *gets crushed by avalanche of MW sanities*Ow... Make that 53.5 *digs out so head is protruding from pile* *The undecided sanity materialises and hits on head* Recheck.... 54. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whenever it's an even number it can stop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2005 Whenever it's an even number it can stop... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Its stopped now.... I hope. *starts shovelling MW sanities* *makes way to the exit looking harrased and tired* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Its stopped now.... I hope. *starts shovelling MW sanities* *makes way to the exit looking harrased and tired* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I suppose you need to tell me how many it's ended at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 7, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Well, I suppose you need to tell me how many it's ended at. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Still 54. Please take them, I need space for the next batch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 Still 54. Please take them, I need space for the next batch. *sprays them with water and watches them all melt and vaporize* Zero. No space problems now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted March 7, 2005 Report Share Posted March 7, 2005 18 methinks? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hmm..And this time..warn me before you dump 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 *sprays them with water and watches them all melt and vaporize*Zero. No space problems now! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> NO! Did you just vaporize my sanities?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 NO! Did you just vaporize my sanities?! Yup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Yup! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought you were against that stuff. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 I thought you were against that stuff. o_O Only since you moved over to the dark side and made me change the location of Sanity Springs Spa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 I thought you were against that stuff. o_O Besides I didn't do it. One of my clones did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 *sprays them with water and watches them all melt and vaporize*Zero. No space problems now! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Right thats reperations you have to pay to MW and damages to property you have to fix for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Hmm..And this time..warn me before you dump 'em. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *looks at freshly dug dumping ground* *whistles innocently* *accidently kicks sanities into dump* *a JCB accidently covers them* Er... What sanities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Only since you moved over to the dark side and made me change the location of Sanity Springs Spa! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> MW isn't on the dark side! She's on the Sheena side. And also, we raided the SSS before you moved. *reveals the hordes of sanities backed into cool box* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Besides I didn't do it. One of my clones did. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *notes Hamster senility and delusions have kicked back in* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Right thats reperations you have to pay to MW and damages to property you have to fix for me. *shakes head no* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 MW isn't on the dark side! She's on the Sheena side. And also, we raided the SSS before you moved. *reveals the hordes of sanities backed into cool box* No you didn't. They were moved before anyone knew. You were in France eating baguettes, frommage and cappuchinos when the Spa's location was changed. Nice try though. *notes TGHL mixing dreams with reality* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 *shakes head no* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Would you like to argue that with my barrister? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 No you didn't. They were moved before anyone knew. You were in France eating baguettes, frommage and cappuchinos when the Spa's location was changed. Nice try though. *notes TGHL mixing dreams with reality* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, I believe that MW had already switched sides before that. *comforts Horatio* Its alright, you've been loosing sanities for years now and this latest batch is nothing new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Would you like to argue that with my barrister? *calls Toto* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 *calls Toto* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 1) again with the moderating your own post before the one you quote 2) Who says Toto isn't my barrister? *quickly speed dails Toto and hacks into Horatio's Mac and puts the dial-up on, blocking Horatio's call* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 1) again with the moderating your own post before the one you quote Picky, picky, picky... what do you want., a moderated post? At least I quote you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Picky, picky, picky... what do you want., a moderated post? At least I quote you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True, but it confuses me to see that you are quoting stuff before its posted and it also gives you an unfair advantage in the posting race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Horatio, what happened to my actual post and its Toto calling adventures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 1) again with the moderating your own post before the one you quote2) Who says Toto isn't my barrister? *quickly speed dails Toto and hacks into Horatio's Mac and puts the dial-up on, blocking Horatio's call* Too late! I called Toto on my phone. The computer is on cable. Here was our conversation: "Toto, this is Horatio" I need to secure your services as my attorney against Mr. TGHL" "Sure Horatio" "Thanks Toto" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 True, but it confuses me to see that you are quoting stuff before its posted and it also gives you an unfair advantage in the posting race. Well then, don't type so fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Too late! I called Toto on my phone. The computer is on cable. Here was our conversation:"Toto, this is Horatio" I need to secure your services as my attorney against Mr. TGHL" "Sure Horatio" "Thanks Toto" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Faked telephone call Horatio. Especially since I took the liberty of cutting the phone lines and destroying your mobile company's satellites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Well then, don't type so fast. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't help it, I am naturally a fast typer with a low-typo thresh-hold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 *looks at freshly dug dumping ground* *whistles innocently* *accidently kicks sanities into dump* *a JCB accidently covers them* Er... What sanities? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 8, 2005 Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Join me Moneylover! I have more sanities waiting for you at Sanity Springs Spa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fine then. *orders bore drill to dig them out* *notes the look of horror on MLs face as the 1,000 metric ton bore drill starts to drill downwards* Oh and be careful not to decapitate any? I believe ML would like them in mint condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2005 Join me Moneylover! I have more sanities waiting for you at Sanity Springs Spa! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (which is empty of all sanities cos Horatio is still having a hard time coping with the fact MW made off with them and put them in the cool box) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted March 12, 2005 Report Share Posted March 12, 2005 It's not like I'm going to raid the sanities I took the time to rescue. I left the SSS alone and gave TGHL a fake location with fake sanities. I just steal the ones from people going around the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 It's not like I'm going to raid the sanities I took the time to rescue. I left the SSS alone and gave TGHL a fake location with fake sanities. I just steal the ones from people going around the board. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You could of given the sanities to Sheena when she returns as a Welcome back present? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 You could of given the sanities to Sheena when she returns as a Welcome back present? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I just my own sanity. I'll give her one of my... total of 76? sanities... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Fine then. *orders bore drill to dig them out* *notes the look of horror on MLs face as the 1,000 metric ton bore drill starts to drill downwards* Oh and be careful not to decapitate any? I believe ML would like them in mint condition. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> There'll be out soon. *tries to cover up a decapitated sanity arm* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 There'll be out soon. *tries to cover up a decapitated sanity arm* TGHL!!!!!!! You have just shocked me! What are you saying???? *makes note: decapitate means to behead* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 TGHL!!!!!!! You have just shocked me!What are you saying???? *makes note: decapitate means to behead* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That the drill did NOT accidently chop off an arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 That the drill did NOT accidently chop off an arm. Then you must use sever, chop not decapitate. Decapitiate refers ONLY to the removal of the head!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Then you must use sever, chop not decapitate. Decapitiate refers ONLY to the removal of the head!!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So you would call an arm that has been cut off a severed arm rather than a decapitated arn despite the fact many people do call cut off apendages, decapitated apendages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 So you would call an arm that has been cut off a severed arm rather than a decapitated arn despite the fact many people do call cut off apendages, decapitated apendages? Decapitated apendages is using the word incorrectly. To decaptitate is to behead. No other way around it. Perhaps you might want to try: dearm or deleg. *hints at the definition and use of some words in the government or religion topic* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Decapitated apendages is using the word incorrectly. To decaptitate is to behead. No other way around it. Perhaps you might want to try: dearm or deleg. *hints at the definition and use of some words in the government or religion topic* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you refering to mine and Toto's war over the word: "Liberal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Are you refering to mine and Toto's war over the word: "Liberal" I will give you a different example. In the U.S. someone started using the word "issues" incorrectly. The trend caught on and businesses started using it on their computer generated telephone machines. For example... If you have an email issue, press 3. First of all it is NOT an email "issue" it is an email problem. Another example... The weatherman was doing his 05H00 forecast and told the viewing public "You may have fog issues today". SCREAM!!!!!!! You either have fog or you do not have fog, but you do not have a fog issue. It was then I decided that if the station on the tele had newscaster/weather people talking like ignoramuses than I would never tune in their station again. So to get back to lots of people using the word decapitate incorrectly. Here is what I have to say: Eat cow chips, 10,000 flies can't be wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Eat cow chips, 10,000 flies can't be wrong! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I've tried Cow Chips, they're very nice. I can't say much for the Rump Chips, but the Shoulder Chips were very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 I've tried Cow Chips, they're very nice. I can't say much for the Rump Chips, but the Shoulder Chips were very nice. In Kentucky, cow chips are cow manure. I sure hope you have not tried them! *wonders if TGHL is part fly* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 In Kentucky, cow chips are cow manure. I sure hope you have not tried them! *wonders if TGHL is part fly* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, I was talking about cow meat fashioned into chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Well, I was talking about cow meat fashioned into chips. *gives TGHL a thinking cap* When would you have 10,000 eating flies around something to do with a cow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 *gives TGHL a thinking cap*When would you have 10,000 eating flies around something to do with a cow? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Someone may have dropped a cow chip (meat), it rotted and the flies came and feasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 I guess you do not have our saying over there... "Eat cow manure, 10,000 flies can't be wrong." Note: words in green changed to protect the innocent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 I guess you do not have our saying over there... "Eat cow manure, 10,000 flies can't be wrong." Note: words in green changed to protect the innocent. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 10,000 flies can be wrong, especially if they were brainwashed. And anyway Cow Manure is tasty, but only to flies and other creatures with a taste for dung or a dung fixation. Great, one point for ruining one of Horatio's sayings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 10,000 flies can be wrong, especially if they were brainwashed. And anyway Cow Manure is tasty, but only to flies and other creatures with a taste for dung or a dung fixation. Great, one point for ruining one of Horatio's sayings. My point was... just because every other lemming jumps off the cliff, are you going to do the same thing? Decapitate means to behead. Neither the arm, nor the leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 My point was... just because every other lemming jumps off the cliff, are you going to do the same thing? Decapitate means to behead. Neither the arm, nor the leg. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So what does Clarioctomy mean then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 So what does Clarioctomy mean then? I don't know. I tried looking it up, but cannot find it. What does it mean? Clarinet has the same root. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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