The Grim Hamster lord Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 THis is my bank. A sanity bank. Place your sanity in here and we offer a 10% intrest rate. That means that for every one year you leave your sanity with us, we will add on an additional tenth of a new sanity. SO after 10 years you will have another sanity. We only except genuine sanities, that means original sanities, not Horatio's cheap knock off fake sanities. NB, Horatio please do not leave your sanity in easy to find. Betelguese 7 was not one of your best hiding places. Your sanity is now in the sanity bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 THis is my bank. A sanity bank. Place your sanity in here and we offer a 10% intrest rate. That means that for every one year you leave your sanity with us, we will add on an additional tenth of a new sanity. SO after 10 years you will have another sanity. We only except genuine sanities, that means original sanities, not Horatio's cheap knock off fake sanities.NB, Horatio please do not leave your sanity in easy to find. Betelguese 7 was not one of your best hiding places. Your sanity is now in the sanity bank. :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing Oh TGHL, I am so amazed that you fell for the decoy sanity. Mega Wolf will be so pleased to know her new and improved decoy sanities have fooled the best of sanity stealers. You see the Betelguese 7 did the job it was supposed to, lure you into thinking that you were on to the real sanity. Look again. My sanity is in a secure place. As I told you long ago, you still have not come up with the correct place where my sanity is residing. :laughing :laughing :laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted May 17, 2004 Report Share Posted May 17, 2004 my sanity gear even protects from the best of sanity stealers, including Sheena. :penguin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Luver Posted May 19, 2004 Report Share Posted May 19, 2004 :laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 my sanity gear even protects from the best of sanity stealers, including Sheena. :penguin wow really!? ive gotta buy that stuff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted May 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 No. No. NO! Horatio, I am not stealing your sanity. It is in the bank. The sanity bank. You are a tenth of the way there to a new sanity. PLease people deposit your sanities today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 :laughing You had better sign up for Sanity Protection Gear... The Grim Hamster Lord will steal your sanity before you know it. Go to Mega Wolf's H$ Discounts and open an account. This way you will have access to all the best in sanity protection devices. :eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 No. No. NO! Horatio, I am not stealing your sanity. It is in the bank. The sanity bank. You are a tenth of the way there to a new sanity. PLease people deposit your sanities today! Excusez-moi, s'il vous plait. You do not even have one-one-millionth piece of my sanity. No one, I repeat just in case you are a tad hard of hearing, NO ONE, except for moi, knows where my sanity really is. :sleep :sleep :sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 PLease people deposit your sanities today! Do not fall for the trickery of such a person as The Grim Hamster Lord. He is very devious and will steal your sanity right out from under your nose. :eek :eek :eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 what a sneaky plan :upside: 8) :upside: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted May 20, 2004 Report Share Posted May 20, 2004 horatio, Grim means he will hive a tenth of a sanity per year. but this seems suspicious... :eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted May 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2004 People, If I was going to have your sanities I would do it slightly more innovative than this. PLease I promise that nothing will happen to your sanities while in the bank. This bank is impenetrable. Sheena cannot break in. PLease deposit TODAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted May 24, 2004 Report Share Posted May 24, 2004 Yes, but you are Sheena's sanity stealing partner! Even if she can't get in, you can! ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Yes, but you are Sheena's sanity stealing partner! Even if she can't get in, you can! ??? EXACTLY! You are sooooooo right Mega Wolf!! TGHL is known to do and say anything to steal sanities! Glad you are watching out for us. :eek :eek :eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted May 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Yes, but you are Sheena's sanity stealing partner! Even if she can't get in, you can! ??? EXACTLY! You are sooooooo right Mega Wolf!! TGHL is known to do and say anything to steal sanities! Glad you are watching out for us. :eek :eek :eek If anyone of you asked Sheena if she knew anything about this she would say "WHAT? WHY THAT LITTLE TRAITOR HAS SWITCHED SIDES!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 THis is my bank. A sanity bank. Place your sanity in here and we offer a 10% intrest rate. That means that for every one year you leave your sanity with us, we will add on an additional tenth of a new sanity. SO after 10 years you will have another sanity. We only except genuine sanities, that means original sanities, not Horatio's cheap knock off fake sanities.NB, Horatio please do not leave your sanity in easy to find. Betelguese 7 was not one of your best hiding places. Your sanity is now in the sanity bank. Umm...could you let me in on what you are doing...Stealing sanities...I dont get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Hello what is this all about. How do you steal sanities. And is this real? Im so confused and I want an answer please.!.!.!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Hello what is this all about. How do you steal sanities. And is this real? Im so confused and I want an answer please.!.!.!. It is not real. Just more for fun. You are sane... not insane (crazy), so therefore you have your sanity. The joke is that we have people who want to steal your sanity (the sane part of you). This person is The Grim Hamster Lord, also known as TGHL. He and Sheena steal sanities and lock them away in a refrigerated unit called a cool box. Mega Wolf has a store in Hado called Mega Wolf's H$ Discounts where she sells all types of sanity protection devices. I urge to you sign up and become a member. This way you can buy some protection for your precious sanity. Then if you go to the Hampsters, Dogs, Cats forum, you can become a member of the World Wide Pet Store and even apply for a job. Each time you post it is worth H$. You can post there and use your H$ to buy at either the World Wide Pet Store or Mega Wolf's H$ Discounts. See you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted May 31, 2004 Report Share Posted May 31, 2004 Hello what is this all about. How do you steal sanities. And is this real? Im so confused and I want an answer please.!.!.!. It is not real. Just more for fun. You are sane... not insane (crazy), so therefore you have your sanity. The joke is that we have people who want to steal your sanity (the sane part of you). This person is The Grim Hamster Lord, also known as TGHL. He and Sheena steal sanities and lock them away in a refrigerated unit called a cool box. Mega Wolf has a store in Hado called Mega Wolf's H$ Discounts where she sells all types of sanity protection devices. I urge to you sign up and become a member. This way you can buy some protection for your precious sanity. Then if you go to the Hampsters, Dogs, Cats forum, you can become a member of the World Wide Pet Store and even apply for a job. Each time you post it is worth H$. You can post there and use your H$ to buy at either the World Wide Pet Store or Mega Wolf's H$ Discounts. See you there. Umm, okay, a lil confusing, and weird but OKAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted June 3, 2004 Report Share Posted June 3, 2004 Yes, it is hard to fully understand until you've been here a long time! It took my a long time to understand the PTMY's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2004 Yes, it is hard to fully understand until you've been here a long time! It took my a long time to understand the PTMY's. ARGGGHHH! WHere are the PTMY's? WHere? OMG They're everywhere! ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted June 5, 2004 Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 OK EVERYONE! I bought purses for all. They aren't just any old purse. There is special TGHL repelint that keeps him away. When ever he tries to take your sanity, just hit him on the head with it. AND STICK HIM IN THE COOL BOX!! :laughing Horatio gets a big purse, for horatio has the most valuble sanity. *Runs to Mega Wolf's store* I'll get you and your little dog too! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 5, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2004 OK EVERYONE! I bought purses for all. They aren't just any old purse. There is special TGHL repelint that keeps him away. When ever he tries to take your sanity, just hit him on the head with it. AND STICK HIM IN THE COOL BOX!! :laughing Horatio gets a big purse, for horatio has the most valuble sanity. *Runs to Mega Wolf's store* I'll get you and your little dog too! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..ha. Are you sure I don't have your Sanity? *checks cool box* Hmmmm.... Hmmm... AH! Here it is. One sanity. Owner: Toto. Condition: Dilapadted. Current state: Frozen. *places back in cool box* Ah! HEre's Otter's and ooh! Jenny Smorgan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted June 7, 2004 Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Sorry, for there is no way you could have my sanity. I have portection! And I don't believe Carrien Terriers have sanities. Lemme check...nope. Too furry. Jenny Smorgan? Who's that? Is she off of an Old School show like...Howdy Doody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2004 Look please someone deposit sanity now! If you deposit then I promise that nothing will happen to it! I have got every possible sanity protection unit in the universe! Even ones that aren't invented yet!!! Only one person has to sign up and then the rest of you will see that your sanities are safe and then more will sign up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 OK EVERYONE! I bought purses for all. They aren't just any old purse. There is special TGHL repelint that keeps him away. When ever he tries to take your sanity, just hit him on the head with it. AND STICK HIM IN THE COOL BOX!! :laughing Horatio gets a big purse, for horatio has the most valuble sanity. *Runs to Mega Wolf's store* I'll get you and your little dog too! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..ha. Are you sure I don't have your Sanity? *checks cool box* Hmmmm.... Hmmm... AH! Here it is. One sanity. Owner: Toto. Condition: Dilapadted. Current state: Frozen. *places back in cool box* Ah! HEre's Otter's and ooh! Jenny Smorgan. HA! i got them right here. Jenny and Google Smorgan are safe with me! *checks sides* *see's her sanities with invisible protection gear* HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Look please someone deposit sanity now! If you deposit then I promise that nothing will happen to it! I have got every possible sanity protection unit in the universe! Even ones that aren't invented yet!!! Only one person has to sign up and then the rest of you will see that your sanities are safe and then more will sign up. Yeah, right, how or who would believe you, the SANITY STEALER?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Look please someone deposit sanity now! If you deposit then I promise that nothing will happen to it! I have got every possible sanity protection unit in the universe! Even ones that aren't invented yet!!! Only one person has to sign up and then the rest of you will see that your sanities are safe and then more will sign up. Okay, Okay, Ill do it. Just so I can see if he really means it and so we can figure it out on a not very important sanity. And so Im making myslef like a sacrifice. Goodbye Sanity. I will miss you and I hope nothing happens to you. A'revoir Umm ahh I dont know, Yes okay take my sanity, someone help me. I hope that Im doing something good. :eek :eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted June 8, 2004 Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 *Cries, seriously* Be strong moneylover, be strong. I dunno what he will do to your sanity....wait! As being the attorney for the Boston police, I believe you should have signed a contract. GET YOUR SANITY BACK!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2004 Look please someone deposit sanity now! If you deposit then I promise that nothing will happen to it! I have got every possible sanity protection unit in the universe! Even ones that aren't invented yet!!! Only one person has to sign up and then the rest of you will see that your sanities are safe and then more will sign up. Okay, Okay, Ill do it. Just so I can see if he really means it and so we can figure it out on a not very important sanity. And so Im making myslef like a sacrifice. Goodbye Sanity. I will miss you and I hope nothing happens to you. A'revoir Umm ahh I dont know, Yes okay take my sanity, someone help me. I hope that Im doing something good. :eek :eek Right. Thank you. On the 15th of June you will recieve your first tenth of a sanity. On the following dates you will recieve futher tenths: 22nd June, 29 June, 6th, 13th, 20th, 27th July so and so forth. DO not miss our summer bonus backage when rates will increase to 1/5 of a sanity per week. Your current balance is: 1 sanity. You have the right to withdraw your sanity if you feel unsatisfied, unplesant and unsanityified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2004 PEOPLE!!!! Look at this Moneylover's sanity has not been stolen, destroyed or mangled in a car crash. 4 more days and he will a 1 1/10 sanity!!! Anyway what is the point of a bank if you don't use it? BTW, I shall be appointing the following people: 5 senior executives. Wages H$1000 per hour plus additional christmas bonus'. 2 junior executives: H$800 per hour 6 secreataries: H$200 per hour 2 bank tellers: H$300 per hour. Occupational risk bonus: $100 per hour 3 accountants: H$700 per hour. 1 head of security: H$ 900 per hour. There will be a interview by the board of executives: Me and Darkness plus Sr. Executives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2004 Moneylover. ATTENTION MONEYLOVER YOUR SANITY ACCOUNT IS NOW: 1 1/10!!! LISTEN!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 Moneylover. ATTENTION MONEYLOVER YOUR SANITY ACCOUNT IS NOW: 1 1/10!!! LISTEN!!!!!!! Umm, Okay. But I still think you are going to do something to it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarytys Posted June 16, 2004 Report Share Posted June 16, 2004 :dixie Can I deposit my INSANITY in your bank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2004 :dixie Can I deposit my INSANITY in your bank? No. Sanities only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 :dixie Can I deposit my INSANITY in your bank? No. Sanities only. I would like to deposit all of my sanity. I have no worries. P.S. TGHL, I accept your request/offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 :dixie Can I deposit my INSANITY in your bank? No. Sanities only. I would like to deposit all of my sanity. I have no worries. P.S. TGHL, I accept your request/offer. Excellent. Your current account reads: 1 sanity. Moneylover, yours reads: 1 2/10 sanities. And thank you for accepting my offer. All I need to do now is find Sheena and Horatio. 2 Horatio: Since it is inevitable that you will be moderating this post, I request that you bring yourself forward and accept/decline my offer of you becoming a senior executive in the Sanity Bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 :dixie Can I deposit my INSANITY in your bank? No. Sanities only. I would like to deposit all of my sanity. I have no worries. P.S. TGHL, I accept your request/offer. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek What are you doing Taynio!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 2 Horatio: Since it is inevitable that you will be moderating this post, I request that you bring yourself forward and accept/decline my offer of you becoming a senior executive in the Sanity Bank. *ignores TGHL until Super Sanity Stealer Detection Device arrives by FedEx* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted June 21, 2004 Report Share Posted June 21, 2004 :dixie Can I deposit my INSANITY in your bank? No. Sanities only. I would like to deposit all of my sanity. I have no worries. P.S. TGHL, I accept your request/offer. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek What are you doing Taynio!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? No worries, mate. I trust TGHL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 2 Horatio: Since it is inevitable that you will be moderating this post, I request that you bring yourself forward and accept/decline my offer of you becoming a senior executive in the Sanity Bank. *ignores TGHL until Super Sanity Stealer Detection Device arrives by FedEx* You do realise that MW has accepted don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted June 22, 2004 Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 2 Horatio: Since it is inevitable that you will be moderating this post, I request that you bring yourself forward and accept/decline my offer of you becoming a senior executive in the Sanity Bank. *ignores TGHL until Super Sanity Stealer Detection Device arrives by FedEx* You do realise that MW has accepted don't you? :laughing :laughing :laughing There are other makers of Super Sanity Security Detection Devices! :eek Ever heard of NASA? They are right around the corner and are making excellent products. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 22, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2004 2 Horatio: Since it is inevitable that you will be moderating this post, I request that you bring yourself forward and accept/decline my offer of you becoming a senior executive in the Sanity Bank. *ignores TGHL until Super Sanity Stealer Detection Device arrives by FedEx* You do realise that MW has accepted don't you? :laughing :laughing :laughing There are other makers of Super Sanity Security Detection Devices! :eek Ever heard of NASA? They are right around the corner and are making excellent products. Right. Horatio. MW has accepted my offer of Senior Excutive post. Tayino has done like-wise. Sheena will probably except. I have chosen you and MW to make sure that everyonbe believes me when I say that their sanities will not be stolen while in the sanity bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Any depositing of sanities? Or answers from Horatio? Or Returns of British Penguins riding of Chariot of Sanities? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Fine, I will deposite my sanity.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted June 24, 2004 Report Share Posted June 24, 2004 Fine, I will deposite my sanity....But you do relize if you do anything to it, I can sue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Fine, I will deposite my sanity.... Your account is now: 1 sanity. BTW; Are you interested in a junior executive job here at IBS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted June 25, 2004 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2004 Current account status': Moneylover's: 1 2/10 sanities Tayino's: 1 sanity Toto's: 1 sanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted June 30, 2004 Report Share Posted June 30, 2004 BTW; Are you interested in a junior executive job here at IBS? Can I be one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 1, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 BTW; Are you interested in a junior executive job here at IBS? Can I be one? Of course you can! for futher details see the employee list! HORATIO! WOULD YOU ACCEPT THE OFFER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 Fine, I will deposite my sanity.... :eek :eek TOTO!! :eek :eek Oh, Toto, what are you doing? :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 BTW; Are you interested in a junior executive job here at IBS? Can I be one? Of course you can! for futher details see the employee list! HORATIO! WOULD YOU ACCEPT THE OFFER! *hears TGHL* *sets up NASA engineered devices to detect TGHL's motives* *ignores TGHL again for the millionth time* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted July 1, 2004 Report Share Posted July 1, 2004 lol! neways, wuts my job? i remember i was hired at my store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 2, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 lol! neways, wuts my job? i remember i was hired at my store. Your job, as senior executive in charge of employment, is to ensure that all employees are happy with pay etc. and that they are efficent. Tayino's is keeping track of all sanities and accounts, withdrawls and deposits. Horatio's (IF HE WOULD ACCEPT!) is to keep track of our oversea branches and communication between them. Sheena's (as soon as she returns/accepts) is to... is to... is to... AH! ensure that all customers are satisfied with the service. LE's (as soon as she returns/accepts) is to make necessary improvements to the building and to the service and she is also head of security. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 lol! neways, wuts my job? i remember i was hired at my store. Your job, as senior executive in charge of employment, is to ensure that all employees are happy with pay etc. and that they are efficent. Tayino's is keeping track of all sanities and accounts, withdrawls and deposits. Horatio's (IF HE WOULD ACCEPT!) is to keep track of our oversea branches and communication between them. Sheena's (as soon as she returns/accepts) is to... is to... is to... AH! ensure that all customers are satisfied with the service. LE's (as soon as she returns/accepts) is to make necessary improvements to the building and to the service and she is also head of security. TGHl. I need a full list of all accounts along with their sanity amount. As far as the withdrawls and deposits, I will start keeping track of them as of now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Okay, now, employees, are you happy with pay and stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Fine, I will deposite my sanity.... Your account is now: 1 sanity. BTW; Are you interested in a junior executive job here at IBS? Yeah, thanks TGHL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 2, 2004 Report Share Posted July 2, 2004 Would you need an attorney? I could fill that job...if it's needed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 3, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2004 lol! neways, wuts my job? i remember i was hired at my store. Your job, as senior executive in charge of employment, is to ensure that all employees are happy with pay etc. and that they are efficent. Tayino's is keeping track of all sanities and accounts, withdrawls and deposits. Horatio's (IF HE WOULD ACCEPT!) is to keep track of our oversea branches and communication between them. Sheena's (as soon as she returns/accepts) is to... is to... is to... AH! ensure that all customers are satisfied with the service. LE's (as soon as she returns/accepts) is to make necessary improvements to the building and to the service and she is also head of security. TGHl. I need a full list of all accounts along with their sanity amount. As far as the withdrawls and deposits, I will start keeping track of them as of now. These are the accounts as of this moment: Moneylover: 1 4/10 sanities Tayino: 1 3/10 sanities Toto: 1 2/10 sanities You will need to add 1/10 sanity every Monday. To Toto: Yes, we will need an barrister (English English for attorney) and you can fill that post if you wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 3, 2004 Report Share Posted July 3, 2004 OK!!! When could I start? Aha! Now I can say I want to be a barrister instead of an attorney and everyone will be like, "Ok...." Or I would like to be something in Forensics. I have a feeling no one in my grade knows what that is! *Does happy dance* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 4, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2004 OK!!! When could I start? Aha! Now I can say I want to be a barrister instead of an attorney and everyone will be like, "Ok...." Or I would like to be something in Forensics. I have a feeling no one in my grade knows what that is! *Does happy dance* You've already started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 4, 2004 Report Share Posted July 4, 2004 OK. What needs to be done? Oh, silly me, I know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted July 6, 2004 Report Share Posted July 6, 2004 BTW; Are you interested in a junior executive job here at IBS? Can I be one? Of course you can! for futher details see the employee list! HORATIO! WOULD YOU ACCEPT THE OFFER! Right...And just where is that employees list again? ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 BTW; Are you interested in a junior executive job here at IBS? Can I be one? Of course you can! for futher details see the employee list! HORATIO! WOULD YOU ACCEPT THE OFFER! Right...And just where is that employees list again? ??? It would be on the 4th floor of this topic but here it is to save you the journey. 5 senior executives. Wages H$1000 per hour plus additional christmas bonus'.2 junior executives: H$800 per hour 6 secreataries: H$200 per hour 2 bank tellers: H$300 per hour. Occupational risk bonus: $100 per hour 3 accountants: H$700 per hour. 1 head of security: H$ 900 per hour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 BTW; Are you interested in a junior executive job here at IBS? Can I be one? Of course you can! for futher details see the employee list! HORATIO! WOULD YOU ACCEPT THE OFFER! Right...And just where is that employees list again? ??? It would be on the 4th floor of this topic but here it is to save you the journey. 5 senior executives. Wages H$1000 per hour plus additional christmas bonus'.2 junior executives: H$800 per hour 6 secreataries: H$200 per hour 2 bank tellers: H$300 per hour. Occupational risk bonus: $100 per hour 3 accountants: H$700 per hour. 1 head of security: H$ 900 per hour Oh, Okay thank you!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted July 7, 2004 Report Share Posted July 7, 2004 Of course, TGHL has hired all the executives. Just hunting down 2 right now, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 8, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2004 Of course, TGHL has hired all the executives. Just hunting down 2 right now, I believe. Sheena and LE. However Sheena's going to be away for awhile, so I need someone to fill in for her. MW would you like the honours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Umm a few questions. What do i have to do as a Jr. Executive? When do I start? What are my hours? When do I get my paycheck? And If i wanted too, not saying I do, but can we withdraw our sanities from your bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 If I were too withdrawl my sanity, would i be able to keep my job here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Umm a few questions. What do i have to do as a Jr. Executive? When do I start? What are my hours? When do I get my paycheck? And If i wanted too, not saying I do, but can we withdraw our sanities from your bank. The hours are whenever you choose to come on and for every one post you place in here you get your wage. ie) you have posted twice today you recieve H$1600. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 If I were too withdrawl my sanity, would i be able to keep my job here? Of course. Tayino is incharge of accounts so if you want to know how much your sanity is now just ask and he (or I will if he isn't on) will respond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Umm a few questions. What do i have to do as a Jr. Executive? When do I start? What are my hours? When do I get my paycheck? And If i wanted too, not saying I do, but can we withdraw our sanities from your bank. The hours are whenever you choose to come on and for every one post you place in here you get your wage. ie) you have posted twice today you recieve H$1600. So by just posting anything, I get my wage, like posting that question, or do I have to post something actually... (good) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LovelyLaura Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 i really do need my sanity but iv forgotton if iv got it or not....which means im insane which means i ahv no sanity o dear...............im confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 I just got information that a Winge, Aniedl just sued you. You need to go to a hearing on the 21st of July at the Boston Sanity Police. I will be the judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 I just got information that a Winge, Aniedl just sued you. You need to go to a hearing on the 21st of July at the Boston Sanity Police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 I just got information that a Winge, Aniedl just sued you. You need to go to a hearing on the 21st of July at the Boston Sanity Police. :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek ?Me? :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 No, this Bank. I don't find it resonable, though. Did you ever add his sanity to the bank? He may have us mixed up with Anti-Sane Bank.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Crazy git, this guy is, Winge, Aniedl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 No, this Bank. I don't find it resonable, though. Did you ever add his sanity to the bank? He may have us mixed up with Anti-Sane Bank.... Is that a ? towards me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 No, this Bank. I don't find it resonable, though. Did you ever add his sanity to the bank? He may have us mixed up with Anti-Sane Bank.... Hmm... How about we retaliate with a lawsuit against this Winge, Aniedl for wasting the courts time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Umm a few questions. What do i have to do as a Jr. Executive? When do I start? What are my hours? When do I get my paycheck? And If i wanted too, not saying I do, but can we withdraw our sanities from your bank. The hours are whenever you choose to come on and for every one post you place in here you get your wage. ie) you have posted twice today you recieve H$1600. So by just posting anything, I get my wage, like posting that question, or do I have to post something actually... (good) You have to post something that directly realtes to the bank. So this, plus your other three posts gets you H$32,000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 No, this Bank. I don't find it resonable, though. Did you ever add his sanity to the bank? He may have us mixed up with Anti-Sane Bank.... Hmm... How about we retaliate with a lawsuit against this Winge, Aniedl for wasting the courts time? :laughing :laughing :laughing Nice try... this I have to see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Eh, he ment the Anti-Sane bank.....just a mix up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 15, 2004 Report Share Posted July 15, 2004 Eh, he ment the Anti-Sane bank.....just a mix up. Thanks Toto, I did understand. I applaud the Boston Sanity Police for doing such a great job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Acctually, that case would be quite funny. He said when he took his Sanity out, it was too sane. Try to sort ou the letters into the name! :laughing :laughing :laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Does any one have a problem with their wage? If so, contact me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2004 Does any one have a problem with their wage? If so, contact me! MW, you are doing a brilliant job. For doing such a good job, I am awarding you a pay rise of H$500 per post. Toto, for doing such a good job with the legal situation, you get a one-off bonus of H$1000 and a pay rise from your old H$800 upto H$900. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 17, 2004 Report Share Posted July 17, 2004 Thanks, tghl! And for being such a great boss....uh, I don't control the money! LOL! :laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 One of your letters got sent here today!..... YOU WON THE BEST SANITY BANK BOSS! CONGRATULATIONS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 thanks, horatio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 18, 2004 Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 thanks, horatio! My pleasure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2004 Toto, would it be possible to file a lawsuit against an Angel hamster called Horatio for not replying to a buisness proposition post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Toto, would it be possible to file a lawsuit against an Angel hamster called Horatio for not replying to a buisness proposition post? TGHL... you are going to try and sue me for not answering? I have, I told you that I am ignoring you. :laughing :laughing :laughing How can I trust you? You are always trying to steal my sanity. So why would I deposit my sanity into YOUR bank? To do so would mean that I have really lost my sanity. :laughing :laughing :laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosey368 Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 i now have a sanity he is a 100ft clown 3 ft thick....named bobo ....steal that one!!!!or mabey itsa fake!!!!!you figer it out!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 19, 2004 Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Don't think so. Since Horatio has no earthly form, he's not really HERE but he is here. Ok, yeah. Uh, you may. But I'll need to check some stuff out. Like, walmart or whatever store there is in the UK doesn't go up to you and force you to buy something or force you to get a job. I'll check it out, but is probably a no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2004 Toto, would it be possible to file a lawsuit against an Angel hamster called Horatio for not replying to a buisness proposition post? TGHL... you are going to try and sue me for not answering? I have, I told you that I am ignoring you. :laughing :laughing :laughing How can I trust you? You are always trying to steal my sanity. So why would I deposit my sanity into YOUR bank? To do so would mean that I have really lost my sanity. :laughing :laughing :laughing No, I asked whether you could join as a senior executive of the IBS, and you never replied accept to say that you wouldn't deposit your sanity. Which is not something you have to do to become part of the staff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Sorry, mate, but you can't sue then. Can't force a citizen of HampsterDance to deposite sanity or get a job. they can either say yes or no, and you leave it at that. you should stop, or Horatio can sue you for harassment. EEP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Sorry, mate, but you can't sue then. Can't force a citizen of HampsterDance to deposite sanity or get a job. they can either say yes or no, and you leave it at that. you should stop, or Horatio can sue you for harassment. EEP! That would get this company in major trouble! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 *inspects all work desks for any unclean spots* Let's move, Clean Squad! Desk in Sector 429, desk code T6YD3, has a bit of mustard on it! Let's move! *cleaning squad cleans desk T6YD3* There we go! Another clean desk, for another clean workday! Oh no! The entrance has a trail of dirt! Clean it, squad! ****************************************************** THIS KEEPS GOING UNTIL EVERYWHERE IN THE BUILDING IS SPOTLESS ****************************************************** There we go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosey368 Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 would bobo be welcom at your sanity place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted July 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 Toto, would it be possible to file a lawsuit against an Angel hamster called Horatio for not replying to a buisness proposition post? TGHL... you are going to try and sue me for not answering? I have, I told you that I am ignoring you. :laughing :laughing :laughing How can I trust you? You are always trying to steal my sanity. So why would I deposit my sanity into YOUR bank? To do so would mean that I have really lost my sanity. :laughing :laughing :laughing No, I asked whether you could join as a senior executive of the IBS, and you never replied accept to say that you wouldn't deposit your sanity. Which is not something you have to do to become part of the staff. i think you are stupid and crazy....have a moosey:-P Hmmm... Lawsuit for slander perhaps? I should check it out with Toto. *asks PA to get Toto* I wonder if I could sue you for slander. Calling people stupid and crazy without reason seems to be slander so I think this might go through to the Supreme Court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Toto, would it be possible to file a lawsuit against an Angel hamster called Horatio for not replying to a buisness proposition post? TGHL... you are going to try and sue me for not answering? I have, I told you that I am ignoring you. :laughing :laughing :laughing How can I trust you? You are always trying to steal my sanity. So why would I deposit my sanity into YOUR bank? To do so would mean that I have really lost my sanity. :laughing :laughing :laughing No, I asked whether you could join as a senior executive of the IBS, and you never replied accept to say that you wouldn't deposit your sanity. Which is not something you have to do to become part of the staff. i think you are stupid and crazy....have a moosey:-P Hmmm... Lawsuit for slander perhaps? I should check it out with Toto. *asks PA to get Toto* I wonder if I could sue you for slander. Calling people stupid and crazy without reason seems to be slander so I think this might go through to the Supreme Court. You must have some American blood inside you. You have the lawsuit craze I see. :laughing :laughing :laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Toto, would it be possible to file a lawsuit against an Angel hamster called Horatio for not replying to a buisness proposition post? TGHL... you are going to try and sue me for not answering? I have, I told you that I am ignoring you. :laughing How can I trust you? You are always trying to steal my sanity. So why would I deposit my sanity into YOUR bank? To do so would mean that I have really lost my sanity. :laughing :laughing :laughing No, I asked whether you could join as a senior executive of the IBS, and you never replied accept to say that you wouldn't deposit your sanity. Which is not something you have to do to become part of the staff. i think you are stupid and crazy....have a moosey:-P Hmmm... Lawsuit for slander perhaps? I should check it out with Toto. *asks PA to get Toto* I wonder if I could sue you for slander. Calling people stupid and crazy without reason seems to be slander so I think this might go through to the Supreme Court. You must have some American blood inside you. You have the lawsuit craze I see. :laughing :laughing :laughing i've heard of people sueing McDonalds for making their kids fat! lawsuits here in America are crazy! :laughing it's the parent's fault for letting their kids eat it! some people are just stupid! or a little too money hungry! :laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 22, 2004 Report Share Posted July 22, 2004 Yes, you do have a reson. Now, when would you like a court case at Boston Sanity Police's Court room? I can't defend you, for I wont be here on the 23rd-30th. So, How about Aug. 1st? To Whom it may concern: Moosey368 has been sued by Mr.The Grim Hamster Lord on July 21st, 2004. I would advice you to get an Attorney to defend you. The court hearing will be held on Aug. 1st. Thank you, Toto (boston Sanity Police Head Cheif Officer, Medical Examiner, and Attorney) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Yes, you could. I will be away for a week, so how about on Aug 1st at the Boston Sanity Police Court house? Here is Your letter, Moosey: To whom it may concern: Mr. Moosey368 has been sued by Mr. The Grim Hamster Lord for an act of harrasment and violation of Law Two (I'm working on the laws) that no other member of HD is too call anyone one a crazy git, looney bin, crazy, ect. ect. I would recomend you getting a proper attorney. Please be at the boston sanity court house on Aug 1st, 2004. Thank you, Ms. Toto (Head of Chief Boston Sanity Police and Attorney at Law) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Toto, would it be possible to file a lawsuit against an Angel hamster called Horatio for not replying to a buisness proposition post? TGHL... you are going to try and sue me for not answering? I have, I told you that I am ignoring you. :laughing :laughing :laughing How can I trust you? You are always trying to steal my sanity. So why would I deposit my sanity into YOUR bank? To do so would mean that I have really lost my sanity. :laughing :laughing :laughing No, I asked whether you could join as a senior executive of the IBS, and you never replied accept to say that you wouldn't deposit your sanity. Which is not something you have to do to become part of the staff. i think you are stupid and crazy....have a moosey:-P Hmmm... Lawsuit for slander perhaps? I should check it out with Toto. *asks PA to get Toto* I wonder if I could sue you for slander. Calling people stupid and crazy without reason seems to be slander so I think this might go through to the Supreme Court. noooo you got an award for it *runs to pack bags!* ??? I think that you will need to hire an attorney for your side. Perhaps Mega Wolf or Arkcher would like to represent you. I have Bobo in Sanity Springs Spa and you might like to come down, visit him and work on your defense. Toto might be a formidable attorney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Yeah. With me, it's a hard case to beat. Horatio, will you do the honor of being the judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Toto, would it be possible to file a lawsuit against an Angel hamster called Horatio for not replying to a buisness proposition post? TGHL... you are going to try and sue me for not answering? I have, I told you that I am ignoring you. :laughing :laughing :laughing How can I trust you? You are always trying to steal my sanity. So why would I deposit my sanity into YOUR bank? To do so would mean that I have really lost my sanity. :laughing :laughing :laughing No, I asked whether you could join as a senior executive of the IBS, and you never replied accept to say that you wouldn't deposit your sanity. Which is not something you have to do to become part of the staff. i think you are stupid and crazy....have a moosey:-P Hmmm... Lawsuit for slander perhaps? I should check it out with Toto. *asks PA to get Toto* I wonder if I could sue you for slander. Calling people stupid and crazy without reason seems to be slander so I think this might go through to the Supreme Court. noooo you got an award for it *runs to pack bags!* ??? I think that you will need to hire an attorney for your side. Perhaps Mega Wolf or Arkcher would like to represent you. I have Bobo in Sanity Springs Spa and you might like to come down, visit him and work on your defense. Toto might be a formidable attorney. That just gave me an idea! Maybe someone should make a topic so thats where we have the 'lawsuits'! The Courtroom should be its name! Whad'ya think people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted July 23, 2004 Report Share Posted July 23, 2004 Yes, you could. I will be away for a week, so how about on Aug 1st at the Boston Sanity Police Court house? Here is Your letter, Moosey: To whom it may concern: Mr. Moosey368 has been sued by Mr. The Grim Hamster Lord for an act of harrasment and violation of Law Two (I'm working on the laws) that no other member of HD is too call anyone one a crazy git, looney bin, crazy, ect. ect. I would recomend you getting a proper attorney. Please be at the boston sanity court house on Aug 1st, 2004. Thank you, Ms. Toto (Head of Chief Boston Sanity Police and Attorney at Law) maybe you should put your laws in the 'courtroom' topic if we make one! that way people aren't caught unaware of laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 24, 2004 Report Share Posted July 24, 2004 Yes, you could. I will be away for a week, so how about on Aug 1st at the Boston Sanity Police Court house? Here is Your letter, Moosey: To whom it may concern: Mr. Moosey368 has been sued by Mr. The Grim Hamster Lord for an act of harrasment and violation of Law Two (I'm working on the laws) that no other member of HD is too call anyone one a crazy git, looney bin, crazy, ect. ect. I would recomend you getting a proper attorney. Please be at the boston sanity court house on Aug 1st, 2004. Thank you, Ms. Toto (Head of Chief Boston Sanity Police and Attorney at Law) maybe you should put your laws in the 'courtroom' topic if we make one! that way people aren't caught unaware of laws. Another good idea from wolfie.... *slingshots a chocolate, marshmallow and pecan dessert micicle to Mega Wolf's mouth* :eat :eat :eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cow Posted July 25, 2004 Report Share Posted July 25, 2004 I'd be willing to take the case!- M.T. Cow. Attorney at Law...and not to mention a highly trained ex-CIA member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted July 25, 2004 Report Share Posted July 25, 2004 Forgive me for any mistakes that I will make, TGHL, as you know I have been gone. I read all the posts from the beginning for accounts and etc, I may have missed 1. Moneylover: 1 8/10 sanities Tayino: 1 7/10 sanities Toto: 1 6/10 sanities I think that is correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 TGHL, how much will you be sueing Moosey for? PLMK ASAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted August 5, 2004 Report Share Posted August 5, 2004 Yes, you could. I will be away for a week, so how about on Aug 1st at the Boston Sanity Police Court house? Here is Your letter, Moosey: To whom it may concern: Mr. Moosey368 has been sued by Mr. The Grim Hamster Lord for an act of harrasment and violation of Law Two (I'm working on the laws) that no other member of HD is too call anyone one a crazy git, looney bin, crazy, ect. ect. I would recomend you getting a proper attorney. Please be at the boston sanity court house on Aug 1st, 2004. Thank you, Ms. Toto (Head of Chief Boston Sanity Police and Attorney at Law) maybe you should put your laws in the 'courtroom' topic if we make one! that way people aren't caught unaware of laws. Another good idea from wolfie.... *slingshots a chocolate, marshmallow and pecan dessert micicle to Mega Wolf's mouth* :eat :eat :eat Mmmmm! That was a good micicle![ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Kat - Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Umm, I don't know if I have a sanity anymore, because it's been stolen, like 10 times. I'm lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Moneylover: 1 9/10 sanities Tayino: 1 8/10 sanities Toto: 1 7/10 sanities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Posted August 10, 2004 Report Share Posted August 10, 2004 Yes, you could. I will be away for a week, so how about on Aug 1st at the Boston Sanity Police Court house? Here is Your letter, Moosey: To whom it may concern: Mr. Moosey368 has been sued by Mr. The Grim Hamster Lord for an act of harrasment and violation of Law Two (I'm working on the laws) that no other member of HD is too call anyone one a crazy git, looney bin, crazy, ect. ect. I would recomend you getting a proper attorney. Please be at the boston sanity court house on Aug 1st, 2004. Thank you, Ms. Toto (Head of Chief Boston Sanity Police and Attorney at Law) maybe you should put your laws in the 'courtroom' topic if we make one! that way people aren't caught unaware of laws. Another good idea from wolfie.... *slingshots a chocolate, marshmallow and pecan dessert micicle to Mega Wolf's mouth* :eat :eat :eat Lucky! :eat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted August 11, 2004 Report Share Posted August 11, 2004 Moneylover: 1 9/10 sanitiesTayino: 1 8/10 sanities Toto: 1 7/10 sanities Moneylover- 2 0/10 Taynio- 1 9/10 Toto- 1 8/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted August 13, 2004 Report Share Posted August 13, 2004 Yes, you could. I will be away for a week, so how about on Aug 1st at the Boston Sanity Police Court house? Here is Your letter, Moosey: To whom it may concern: Mr. Moosey368 has been sued by Mr. The Grim Hamster Lord for an act of harrasment and violation of Law Two (I'm working on the laws) that no other member of HD is too call anyone one a crazy git, looney bin, crazy, ect. ect. I would recomend you getting a proper attorney. Please be at the boston sanity court house on Aug 1st, 2004. Thank you, Ms. Toto (Head of Chief Boston Sanity Police and Attorney at Law) maybe you should put your laws in the 'courtroom' topic if we make one! that way people aren't caught unaware of laws. Another good idea from wolfie.... *slingshots a chocolate, marshmallow and pecan dessert micicle to Mega Wolf's mouth* :eat :eat :eat Lucky! :eat *slingshots a similar micicle into Jesse's mouth* That's for being a good wolf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesse Posted August 14, 2004 Report Share Posted August 14, 2004 Yes, you could. I will be away for a week, so how about on Aug 1st at the Boston Sanity Police Court house? Here is Your letter, Moosey: To whom it may concern: Mr. Moosey368 has been sued by Mr. The Grim Hamster Lord for an act of harrasment and violation of Law Two (I'm working on the laws) that no other member of HD is too call anyone one a crazy git, looney bin, crazy, ect. ect. I would recomend you getting a proper attorney. Please be at the boston sanity court house on Aug 1st, 2004. Thank you, Ms. Toto (Head of Chief Boston Sanity Police and Attorney at Law) maybe you should put your laws in the 'courtroom' topic if we make one! that way people aren't caught unaware of laws. Another good idea from wolfie.... *slingshots a chocolate, marshmallow and pecan dessert micicle to Mega Wolf's mouth* :eat :eat :eat Lucky! :eat *slingshots a similar micicle into Jesse's mouth* That's for being a good wolf! Mmm, thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted August 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 *pops up from behind desk* Hello. I am back. Viva La France and all that. What buisness has happened since my departure? Please tell me. I need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted August 15, 2004 Report Share Posted August 15, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted August 16, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Dude, that's a lot. How about a resonalbe amount? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. Well If you tell me Why you are suieng him, I will let you know how much you can sue for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted August 16, 2004 Report Share Posted August 16, 2004 Slander Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 Slander Oh i see...Shame...Shame mister Moosey!...Im not sure...What would you think would be a reasonable amount toto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted August 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toto Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 50,000 H$....if I understood that half of american money....so that would be One million american and 50,000 pounds. How many H$ would that be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 17, 2004 Report Share Posted August 17, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear Hmm...How do I know if its a boy or girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 50,000 H$....if I understood that half of american money....so that would be One million american and 50,000 pounds. How many H$ would that be? One million american is 10,000,000 H$...Just add an extra 0 to the american... (Im pretty sure that correct) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear The 2nd Sanity Of the biggest fan of Fuzzy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 I would like to store both of my sanities. They are fully protected so you cannot steal them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 I would like to store both of my sanities. They are fully protected so you cannot steal them. So MW, Mine is fully protected to right? ??? ??? 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear The 2nd Sanity Of the biggest fan of Fuzzy! Woops I meant Ian; The 2nd Sanity of The Biggest Fan of Fuzzy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 MoneyLover- 2 1/10 Taynio- 2 0/10 Toto- 1 9/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted August 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 I would like to store both of my sanities. They are fully protected so you cannot steal them. Of course. *glares at Jenny and Google Smorgan, who stick their tounges out in response* Would you like them deposited in the main safe or in a safety deposit box? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear The 2nd Sanity Of the biggest fan of Fuzzy! Woops I meant Ian; The 2nd Sanity of The Biggest Fan of Fuzzy! No Igor!!! ( I think thats how you spell...EEgor...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted August 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear The 2nd Sanity Of the biggest fan of Fuzzy! Woops I meant Ian; The 2nd Sanity of The Biggest Fan of Fuzzy! No Igor!!! ( I think thats how you spell...EEgor...) Yeth marthter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 23, 2004 Report Share Posted August 23, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear The 2nd Sanity Of the biggest fan of Fuzzy! Woops I meant Ian; The 2nd Sanity of The Biggest Fan of Fuzzy! No Igor!!! ( I think thats how you spell...EEgor...) Yeth marthter? English please.... ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear The 2nd Sanity Of the biggest fan of Fuzzy! Woops I meant Ian; The 2nd Sanity of The Biggest Fan of Fuzzy! No Igor!!! ( I think thats how you spell...EEgor...) Yeth marthter? English please.... ??? He said "Yes, Master." But he said it as Dr. Frakenstein's assisstant would say it. (Frakenstein was the Dr. NOT the monster!!!! READ THE BOOK!! The Monster's name is..Monster) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 MoneyLover- 2 1/10Taynio- 2 0/10 Toto- 1 9/10 MoverLover- 2 2/10 Taynio- 2 1/10 Toto- 2 0/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear The 2nd Sanity Of the biggest fan of Fuzzy! Woops I meant Ian; The 2nd Sanity of The Biggest Fan of Fuzzy! No Igor!!! ( I think thats how you spell...EEgor...) Yeth marthter? English please.... ??? He said "Yes, Master." But he said it as Dr. Frakenstein's assisstant would say it. (Frakenstein was the Dr. NOT the monster!!!! READ THE BOOK!! The Monster's name is..Monster) OHHHH...OK...Thanx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted August 24, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear The 2nd Sanity Of the biggest fan of Fuzzy! Woops I meant Ian; The 2nd Sanity of The Biggest Fan of Fuzzy! No Igor!!! ( I think thats how you spell...EEgor...) Yeth marthter? English please.... ??? He said "Yes, Master." But he said it as Dr. Frakenstein's assisstant would say it. (Frakenstein was the Dr. NOT the monster!!!! READ THE BOOK!! The Monster's name is..Monster) OHHHH...OK...Thanx Itth All right marther, motht people have problemth with my accthent but my previouth martherth have all gotten uthed to it, before they blew up of courth. THen again getting cruthed by burning windmillth ith altho popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosey368 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 i deleted my post i never said it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosey368 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 i think tghl is over reacting people get called stupid and crazy every day and dont get awards for it! now i take my moosey award back!hmp im not your friend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 I would like to store both of my sanities. They are fully protected so you cannot steal them. Of course. *glares at Jenny and Google Smorgan, who stick their tounges out in response* Would you like them deposited in the main safe or in a safety deposit box? eh, main safe, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mega Wolf Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 I would like to store both of my sanities. They are fully protected so you cannot steal them. So MW, Mine is fully protected to right? ??? ??? 8) yes, I made sure of that when I gave you your sanity gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 ~From the Desk of Toto~ I will be needing to know how much you are suing Mr. Moosey for. And..what date will you like the court case to be on? *Toto* Sue him for however much you think the courts will be willing to allow. As judge of the court, May I ask why you are sueing him? And also, I havent been in this topic for ever...What did I miss...And did my sanity get to 2 yet? Yes. You have two sanities. Please name your second.... *Final Fantasy name select screen appears* _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = + ! " £ $ % ^ & * ( ) , . / ; ' # ] [ < > ? : @ ~ { } Finished Backspace Clear The 2nd Sanity Of the biggest fan of Fuzzy! Woops I meant Ian; The 2nd Sanity of The Biggest Fan of Fuzzy! No Igor!!! ( I think thats how you spell...EEgor...) Yeth marthter? English please.... ??? He said "Yes, Master." But he said it as Dr. Frakenstein's assisstant would say it. (Frakenstein was the Dr. NOT the monster!!!! READ THE BOOK!! The Monster's name is..Monster) OHHHH...OK...Thanx Itth All right marther, motht people have problemth with my accthent but my previouth martherth have all gotten uthed to it, before they blew up of courth. THen again getting cruthed by burning windmillth ith altho popular. :eek Uhhh, Ummm, Ehhh, Oh!?! ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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