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*Hog Ties Up* * Paces back and forth in the room.* Who is Enrydu(sp?)?? Tell me and you get to go, dont, and well lets just say it wont be fun.

Hah! I have all the powers of the universe at my control! *vanishes only to appear right behind* I suggest you not threaten me. You have been warned.

*vanishes in a flash*

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my hamster had babys!!!!! OMG!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Hello Bonzie, welcome to HampsterDance Boards. Congratulations!!!! You sound shocked at the fact that your hamster had babies?!?!?!? :huh: What do you plan to do with the hamsters once the babies reach three weeks? Is the father still in the cage? I urge you not to try and give the hamsters away, but to find a pet shop who is willing to take the babies at three weeks old. Write down the birthdate, and start looking now. You might be lucky and find a pet shop who will take the babies because Christmas is coming and they will need some hammies.

 

Congratulations and welcome to HampsterDance Boards. :D

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Lol-ifacation.

 

i think that's the first time i've seen you laugh.

 

*gives Grim a macadamia nut white chololate chip cookie* :D

 

(but i'm still cufuzzled. i have no clue what the second part of your reply was about. i tried anagrams and i looked it up in the dictionary, but i found nothing.)

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i think that's the first time i've seen you laugh.

 

*gives Grim a macadamia nut white chololate chip cookie*  :D

 

(but i'm still cufuzzled. i have no clue what the second part of your reply was about. i tried anagrams and i looked it up in the dictionary, but i found nothing.)

Ich habe einen "Cookie"!

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What Kinds of Cookies? I like Oreos. Yum!

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didn't look like it in your previous post.  and i meant to ask you something.  why did i get the veneration award?

Because of various resaons. I take into consideration for 5 and I combine them. You were one of the highest people on my charts..And yes, I do keep actual charts

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I suspect you're the expert, but I had thought that Phoenix only died once every 500 years... but I'm a fool.

No, you are no fool. We burn the Phoenix everytime we wish to toast marshmallows and make smores. It gives him the chance at a rebirth. :lol::lol::lol:

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I think you were trying to sound all philosophical with that, but you wound up sounding like yourself...

:)  :)  :lol:  :)  :)

Happens a lot with Horatio.

"Oh people of the boards, listen to the mighty words of the Great Celestial Hamster, Horatio!"

"Marshmellows are the material representation of our lives!" proclaimed Horatio the crowd.

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I think you'd better leave it there in case.... all of a sudden..... something funny is said or something scary leaps up from behind you..... *bat cage behind Horatio's door is released, releasing bats to attack Horatio*

*grabs CO2 fire extinguisher and freezes bats in flight*

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*grabs CO2 fire extinguisher and freezes bats in flight*

*has a nice new set of bat ornaments for mantelpiece* *gives them as gift to Horatio* *adds an electric heater that will melt the bat's ice trap when the box is opened* *Horatio gets package from FedEx* *Horatio opens box* *Bats fly out* Bats settle down in Horatio's fur and have a family*

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*has a nice new set of bat ornaments for mantelpiece* *gives them as gift to Horatio* *adds an electric heater that will melt the bat's ice trap when the box is opened* *Horatio gets package from FedEx* *Horatio opens box* *Bats fly out* Bats settle down in Horatio's fur and have a family*

*unzips and removes full length fur bodysuit and places bats an family outside in a tree*

Tricky TGHL... very tricky.

*starts hammie ninja training again, preparing mentally for TGHL's next attack*

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Come here if you want a cookie. ^_^

 

Mega Wolf has discovered my secret mini-letters technique! I must flee!

I want a cookie.

I did it!

You sure did!

The wild Tanget Strikes again! Youll find out in muh next Giza story.

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Come here if you want a cookie. ^_^

 

Mega Wolf has discovered my secret mini-letters technique! I must flee!

I want a cookie.

I did it!

You sure did!

The wild Tanget Strikes again! Youll find out in muh next Giza story.

*gives Mushroom_king some button mushroom cap cookies*

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Come here if you want a cookie. ^_^

 

Mega Wolf has discovered my secret mini-letters technique! I must flee!

I want a cookie.

I did it!

You sure did!

The wild Tanget Strikes again! Youll find out in muh next Giza story.

*gives Mushroom_king some button mushroom cap cookies*

*looks* *finds out the Cookies are ppoisend mushrooms* *slaps Horatio for Foolishly Buying Cooklies from TGHL**unpOISENS THE COOKIES* *eats* And what were you saying?

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Come here if you want a cookie. ^_^

 

Mega Wolf has discovered my secret mini-letters technique! I must flee!

I want a cookie.

I did it!

You sure did!

The wild Tanget Strikes again! Youll find out in muh next Giza story.

*gives Mushroom_king some button mushroom cap cookies*

*looks* *finds out the Cookies are ppoisend mushrooms* *slaps Horatio for Foolishly Buying Cooklies from TGHL**unpOISENS THE COOKIES* *eats* And what were you saying?

I baked those myself! TGHL had nothing to do with them!

*is shocked that Mushroom_king would slap me*

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Come here if you want a cookie. ^_^

 

Mega Wolf has discovered my secret mini-letters technique! I must flee!

I want a cookie.

I did it!

You sure did!

The wild Tanget Strikes again! Youll find out in muh next Giza story.

*gives Mushroom_king some button mushroom cap cookies*

*looks* *finds out the Cookies are ppoisend mushrooms* *slaps Horatio for Foolishly Buying Cooklies from TGHL**unpOISENS THE COOKIES* *eats* And what were you saying?

I baked those myself! TGHL had nothing to do with them!

*is shocked that Mushroom_king would slap me*

Is MK a cannibal for eating her own kind? :):D

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Come here if you want a cookie. ^_^

 

Mega Wolf has discovered my secret mini-letters technique! I must flee!

I want a cookie.

I did it!

You sure did!

The wild Tanget Strikes again! Youll find out in muh next Giza story.

*gives Mushroom_king some button mushroom cap cookies*

*looks* *finds out the Cookies are ppoisend mushrooms* *slaps Horatio for Foolishly Buying Cooklies from TGHL**unpOISENS THE COOKIES* *eats* And what were you saying?

I baked those myself! TGHL had nothing to do with them!

*is shocked that Mushroom_king would slap me*

Is MK a cannibal for eating her own kind? :):D

Ooops. How about chocolate chip cookies! :lol::lol::lol:

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Come here if you want a cookie. ^_^

 

Mega Wolf has discovered my secret mini-letters technique! I must flee!

I want a cookie.

I did it!

You sure did!

The wild Tanget Strikes again! Youll find out in muh next Giza story.

*gives Mushroom_king some button mushroom cap cookies*

*looks* *finds out the Cookies are ppoisend mushrooms* *slaps Horatio for Foolishly Buying Cooklies from TGHL**unpOISENS THE COOKIES* *eats* And what were you saying?

I baked those myself! TGHL had nothing to do with them!

*is shocked that Mushroom_king would slap me*

Is MK a cannibal for eating her own kind? :):D

Ooops. How about chocolate chip cookies! :lol::lol::lol:

Okay! *steals cooklies and runs* :):D

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You people are all crazy.

big surprise. most people I know, rl or internet, are crazy.

:P

 

:)B)

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

These cookies... ARE hammies! :o

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

*wants a cookie* *smacks forehead* Oh thats a great way to meet someone!

Hi my name is Japancat Vera Boomtang Glilmour Pitchblack. I am a spectral Brownie who is obsessed with Pink Floyd and is going to take over the world but I had an Orhodonist Appointment. And I have to get out of the Funny Farm. Just to let you know I am a girl. ;D :lol:

*NOW I want a cookie before I throw Victor Van Dort at someone*

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

These cookies... ARE hammies! :o

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

:blink::blink::blink:

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

*is horrified*

:o:o:o

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

*is horrified*

:o:o:o

*whacks robotic version on head for disturbing the poor Horatio* *sends Horatio to therapy*

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

*is horrified*

:o:o:o

I wonder what common meat hamster would taste most like.

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

*is horrified*

:o:o:o

I wonder what common meat hamster would taste most like.

Everything tastes like chicken because everything is chicken. Just in a cunning disguise.

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

*is horrified*

:o:o:o

I wonder what common meat hamster would taste most like.

Everything tastes like chicken because everything is chicken. Just in a cunning disguise.

Phoenix tastes like walnuts. :lol:

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

*is horrified*

:o:o:o

I wonder what common meat hamster would taste most like.

Everything tastes like chicken because everything is chicken. Just in a cunning disguise.

Phoenix tastes like walnuts. :lol:

Are you implying that I am just a walnut on wings, oh one who tastes like chicken?

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

*is horrified*

:o:o:o

I wonder what common meat hamster would taste most like.

Everything tastes like chicken because everything is chicken. Just in a cunning disguise.

Phoenix tastes like walnuts. :lol:

Are you implying that I am just a walnut on wings, oh one who tastes like chicken?

You know that old saying... "If the shoe fits... " :lol:

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

*is horrified*

:o:o:o

I wonder what common meat hamster would taste most like.

Everything tastes like chicken because everything is chicken. Just in a cunning disguise.

Phoenix tastes like walnuts. :lol:

Are you implying that I am just a walnut on wings, oh one who tastes like chicken?

You know that old saying... "If the shoe fits... " :lol:

You know the old saying.... "A kick inna teeth often offends..." Not that I would do that unless under extreme conditions as I rarely take physical violence out on others... at least not directly. I send in da mafia instead. Where is da Kat boss anyway? We need to stash-a-da loot from lasta night's raid on the Bugs Bunny gang...

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I obviously was a few cells short of a brain when I made this topic...!

 

I'm offering cookies again, made with my all-new recipe. ^_^

Are they hammie approved cookies?

Do they contain hammies?

 

May I have the first cookie LE? *wide eyed puppy look*

Of course they do not contain hammies... they have been given the hammie seal of approval!

So no hammie chunks with sprinkles on top?

*is horrified*

:o:o:o

I wonder what common meat hamster would taste most like.

Everything tastes like chicken because everything is chicken. Just in a cunning disguise.

Phoenix tastes like walnuts. :lol:

Are you implying that I am just a walnut on wings, oh one who tastes like chicken?

You know that old saying... "If the shoe fits... " :lol:

You know the old saying.... "A kick inna teeth often offends..." Not that I would do that unless under extreme conditions as I rarely take physical violence out on others... at least not directly. I send in da mafia instead. Where is da Kat boss anyway? We need to stash-a-da loot from lasta night's raid on the Bugs Bunny gang...

you phail!

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