Corrupt-A-Wish

[Music_is_Life]

Spending lots of time on message boards, you see tons of games. And this one is still my favorite! How do you play? You write a wish, and the responder must corrupt it. Then the responder must have their own wish at the end.

 

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I could read minds.

 

Poster 2: Granted, but you can only read the minds of Paris Hilton and her dog.

 

I wish I had $1,000,000.

 

Poster 3: Granted, but it gets stolen by old ladies.

 

I wish...

 

See? I figured you guys could come up with some pretty interesting ones, so I'll start out with:

 

I wish I owned the Buckingham Palace in London.

[Horatio]

Spending lots of time on message boards, you see tons of games. And this one is still my favorite! How do you play? You write a wish, and the responder must corrupt it. Then the responder must have their own wish at the end.

 

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I could read minds.

 

Poster 2: Granted, but you can only read the minds of Paris Hilton and her dog.

 

I wish I had $1,000,000.

 

Poster 3: Granted, but it gets stolen by old ladies.

 

I wish...

 

See? I figured you guys could come up with some pretty interesting ones, so I'll start out with:

 

I wish I owned the Buckingham Palace in London.

Granted but you will have to pay the electric bill.

 

I wish I had a field of sunflowers for their seeds.

[Jesusfreak]

Spending lots of time on message boards, you see tons of games. And this one is still my favorite! How do you play? You write a wish, and the responder must corrupt it. Then the responder must have their own wish at the end.

 

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I could read minds.

 

Poster 2: Granted, but you can only read the minds of Paris Hilton and her dog.

 

I wish I had $1,000,000.

 

Poster 3: Granted, but it gets stolen by old ladies.

 

I wish...

 

See? I figured you guys could come up with some pretty interesting ones, so I'll start out with:

 

I wish I owned the Buckingham Palace in London.

Granted but you will have to pay the electric bill.

 

I wish I had a field of sunflowers for their seeds.

Granted, but spiders live in the field because sunflower stalks are great for making spiderwebs.

 

I wish they didn't make praxis exams so early in the morning.

[dog lover]

Spending lots of time on message boards, you see tons of games. And this one is still my favorite! How do you play? You write a wish, and the responder must corrupt it. Then the responder must have their own wish at the end.

 

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I could read minds.

 

Poster 2: Granted, but you can only read the minds of Paris Hilton and her dog.

 

I wish I had $1,000,000.

 

Poster 3: Granted, but it gets stolen by old ladies.

 

I wish...

 

See? I figured you guys could come up with some pretty interesting ones, so I'll start out with:

 

I wish I owned the Buckingham Palace in London.

Granted but you will have to pay the electric bill.

 

I wish I had a field of sunflowers for their seeds.

Granted, but spiders live in the field because sunflower stalks are great for making spiderwebs.

 

I wish they didn't make praxis exams so early in the morning.

 

Granted, but now they're at noon...outside...with no sunblock or shade allowed. *ouch!* lol

 

I wish that John Lennon was alive and loved me... (do I really want to see how this will be corrupted? ) lol

 

~Liz

[Horatio]

Spending lots of time on message boards, you see tons of games. And this one is still my favorite! How do you play? You write a wish, and the responder must corrupt it. Then the responder must have their own wish at the end.

 

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I could read minds.

 

Poster 2: Granted, but you can only read the minds of Paris Hilton and her dog.

 

I wish I had $1,000,000.

 

Poster 3: Granted, but it gets stolen by old ladies.

 

I wish...

 

See? I figured you guys could come up with some pretty interesting ones, so I'll start out with:

 

I wish I owned the Buckingham Palace in London.

Granted but you will have to pay the electric bill.

 

I wish I had a field of sunflowers for their seeds.

Granted, but spiders live in the field because sunflower stalks are great for making spiderwebs.

 

I wish they didn't make praxis exams so early in the morning.

 

Granted, but now they're at noon...outside...with no sunblock or shade allowed. *ouch!* lol

 

I wish that John Lennon was alive and loved me... (do I really want to see how this will be corrupted? ) lol

 

~Liz

Granted, but you will have to accept the role as his daughter.

 

I wish that there was world peace forever.

[Music_is_Life]

Granted, but none of us live long enough to see it.

 

I wish I could talk to cats.

[Jesusfreak]

Spending lots of time on message boards, you see tons of games. And this one is still my favorite! How do you play? You write a wish, and the responder must corrupt it. Then the responder must have their own wish at the end.

 

Example:

Poster 1: I wish I could read minds.

 

Poster 2: Granted, but you can only read the minds of Paris Hilton and her dog.

 

I wish I had $1,000,000.

 

Poster 3: Granted, but it gets stolen by old ladies.

 

I wish...

 

See? I figured you guys could come up with some pretty interesting ones, so I'll start out with:

 

I wish I owned the Buckingham Palace in London.

Granted but you will have to pay the electric bill.

 

I wish I had a field of sunflowers for their seeds.

Granted, but spiders live in the field because sunflower stalks are great for making spiderwebs.

 

I wish they didn't make praxis exams so early in the morning.

 

Granted, but now they're at noon...outside...with no sunblock or shade allowed. *ouch!* lol

 

I wish that John Lennon was alive and loved me... (do I really want to see how this will be corrupted? ) lol

 

~Liz

Granted, but you will have to accept the role as his daughter.

 

I wish that there was world peace forever.

I would love for the test to be at noon outside.

 

Granted, but everyone is poor.

 

I wish I had decent cell phone reception.

[lexxscrapham]

Granted, in fact , more than granted, you phone now receives every call and text message within a mile.. Hope you picked a good ringtone..

 

I wish for a fish on a dish.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, in fact , more than granted, you phone now receives every call and text message within a mile.. Hope you picked a good ringtone..

 

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

Granted, but the fish is a shark. A very hungry shark that hasn't eaten in five weeks and thinks you will be delllish.

 

 

I wish I lived next door to Starbucks.

[Mushroom_king]

Granted, in fact , more than granted, you phone now receives every call and text message within a mile.. Hope you picked a good ringtone..

 

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

Granted, but the fish is a shark. A very hungry shark that hasn't eaten in five weeks and thinks you will be delllish.

 

 

I wish I lived next door to Starbucks.

Granted, but you would still have to pay for it...(that wasn't very good was it)

 

I wish Mother 3 would get translated.

[Jesusfreak]

Granted, in fact , more than granted, you phone now receives every call and text message within a mile.. Hope you picked a good ringtone..

 

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

Granted, but the fish is a shark. A very hungry shark that hasn't eaten in five weeks and thinks you will be delllish.

 

 

I wish I lived next door to Starbucks.

Granted, but you would still have to pay for it...(that wasn't very good was it)

 

I wish Mother 3 would get translated.

Granted, but it'll be one of those really really awful translations. Like the kind where the word "shoe" gets turned into "#"

 

I wish technology worked better.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, in fact , more than granted, you phone now receives every call and text message within a mile.. Hope you picked a good ringtone..

 

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

Granted, but the fish is a shark. A very hungry shark that hasn't eaten in five weeks and thinks you will be delllish.

 

 

I wish I lived next door to Starbucks.

Granted, but you would still have to pay for it...(that wasn't very good was it)

 

I wish Mother 3 would get translated.

Granted, but it was translated into Portugese.

 

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

[Jesusfreak]

Granted, in fact , more than granted, you phone now receives every call and text message within a mile.. Hope you picked a good ringtone..

 

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

Granted, but the fish is a shark. A very hungry shark that hasn't eaten in five weeks and thinks you will be delllish.

 

 

I wish I lived next door to Starbucks.

Granted, but you would still have to pay for it...(that wasn't very good was it)

 

I wish Mother 3 would get translated.

Granted, but it was translated into Portugese.

 

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Granted, but what you've got there is neither a hot dog nor a dachshund....

 

I wish gas wasn't so expensive.

[Mushroom_king]

Granted, in fact , more than granted, you phone now receives every call and text message within a mile.. Hope you picked a good ringtone..

 

I wish for a fish on a dish.

 

Granted, but the fish is a shark. A very hungry shark that hasn't eaten in five weeks and thinks you will be delllish.

 

 

I wish I lived next door to Starbucks.

Granted, but you would still have to pay for it...(that wasn't very good was it)

 

I wish Mother 3 would get translated.

Granted, but it was translated into Portugese.

 

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Granted, but what you've got there is neither a hot dog nor a dachshund....

 

I wish gas wasn't so expensive.

Granted, but your car would have to use more of it.

 

I wish the "Wii Vs. 360 Vs. PS3" debate would end.

[lexxscrapham]

granted. It is ended by the return of the dark lord sauron.

 

 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

[Horatio]

granted. It is ended by the return of the dark lord sauron.

 

 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but you will have to wear black-out eye shades for twelve hours a day and you can't take them off or even peek out from underneath.

 

I wish that all foods were good for you, had no calories and we would never get fat.

[Jesusfreak]

granted. It is ended by the return of the dark lord sauron.

 

 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but you will have to wear black-out eye shades for twelve hours a day and you can't take them off or even peek out from underneath.

 

I wish that all foods were good for you, had no calories and we would never get fat.

Granted, but you know food like that won't taste good.

 

I wish my internet worked better

[Horatio]

granted. It is ended by the return of the dark lord sauron.

 

 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but you will have to wear black-out eye shades for twelve hours a day and you can't take them off or even peek out from underneath.

 

I wish that all foods were good for you, had no calories and we would never get fat.

Granted, but you know food like that won't taste good.

 

I wish my internet worked better <_>

Granted, but it only works AFTER 23H00 when Phil is asleep.

 

I wish that zero calorie food tasted phenomenally good, was ultimately delicious and was always available when you wanted it.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

granted. It is ended by the return of the dark lord sauron.

 

 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but you will have to wear black-out eye shades for twelve hours a day and you can't take them off or even peek out from underneath.

 

I wish that all foods were good for you, had no calories and we would never get fat.

Granted, but you know food like that won't taste good.

 

I wish my internet worked better

Granted, but it only works AFTER 23H00 when Phil is asleep.

 

I wish that zero calorie food tasted phenomenally good, was ultimately delicious and was always available when you wanted it.

 

Granted, there would only be one variation, and it looked disgusting.

 

I wish my grandma's car would stop having problem. (MORE PROBLEMS NOW!)

[Horatio]

granted. It is ended by the return of the dark lord sauron.

 

 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but you will have to wear black-out eye shades for twelve hours a day and you can't take them off or even peek out from underneath.

 

I wish that all foods were good for you, had no calories and we would never get fat.

Granted, but you know food like that won't taste good.

 

I wish my internet worked better <_>

Granted, but it only works AFTER 23H00 when Phil is asleep.

 

I wish that zero calorie food tasted phenomenally good, was ultimately delicious and was always available when you wanted it.

 

Granted, there would only be one variation, and it looked disgusting.

 

I wish my grandma's car would stop having problem. (MORE PROBLEMS NOW!)

Granted, except the dealer would just give your grandmother a new car.

 

I wish that tomorrow would be a great motorcycle riding day.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

granted. It is ended by the return of the dark lord sauron.

 

 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but you will have to wear black-out eye shades for twelve hours a day and you can't take them off or even peek out from underneath.

 

I wish that all foods were good for you, had no calories and we would never get fat.

Granted, but you know food like that won't taste good.

 

I wish my internet worked better

Granted, but it only works AFTER 23H00 when Phil is asleep.

 

I wish that zero calorie food tasted phenomenally good, was ultimately delicious and was always available when you wanted it.

 

Granted, there would only be one variation, and it looked disgusting.

 

I wish my grandma's car would stop having problem. (MORE PROBLEMS NOW!)

Granted, except the dealer would just give your grandmother a new car.

 

I wish that tomorrow would be a great motorcycle riding day.

Granted, but the next 3 weeks will be rainy.

 

I wish I could find my watch.

[Mushroom_king]

granted. It is ended by the return of the dark lord sauron.

 

 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but you will have to wear black-out eye shades for twelve hours a day and you can't take them off or even peek out from underneath.

 

I wish that all foods were good for you, had no calories and we would never get fat.

Granted, but you know food like that won't taste good.

 

I wish my internet worked better

Granted, but it only works AFTER 23H00 when Phil is asleep.

 

I wish that zero calorie food tasted phenomenally good, was ultimately delicious and was always available when you wanted it.

 

Granted, there would only be one variation, and it looked disgusting.

 

I wish my grandma's car would stop having problem. (MORE PROBLEMS NOW!)

Granted, except the dealer would just give your grandmother a new car.

 

I wish that tomorrow would be a great motorcycle riding day.

Granted, but the next 3 weeks will be rainy.

 

I wish I could find my watch.

Granted, but your watch would be in some awful, disgusting place that you wouldn't want to reach into in order to grab it.

 

I wish I got payed to go to school.

[Jesusfreak]

granted. It is ended by the return of the dark lord sauron.

 

 

I wish that I didn't need to sleep.

Granted, but you will have to wear black-out eye shades for twelve hours a day and you can't take them off or even peek out from underneath.

 

I wish that all foods were good for you, had no calories and we would never get fat.

Granted, but you know food like that won't taste good.

 

I wish my internet worked better

Granted, but it only works AFTER 23H00 when Phil is asleep.

 

I wish that zero calorie food tasted phenomenally good, was ultimately delicious and was always available when you wanted it.

 

Granted, there would only be one variation, and it looked disgusting.

 

I wish my grandma's car would stop having problem. (MORE PROBLEMS NOW!)

Granted, except the dealer would just give your grandmother a new car.

 

I wish that tomorrow would be a great motorcycle riding day.

Granted, but the next 3 weeks will be rainy.

 

I wish I could find my watch.

Granted, but your watch would be in some awful, disgusting place that you wouldn't want to reach into in order to grab it.

 

I wish I got payed to go to school.

Granted, but your school day is now 12 hours long, and you can get fired from it for the same reasons you get fired from any job.

[Jesusfreak]

Oh, forgot to put a wish (just woke up lol)

 

I wish mosquito bites didn't itch.

[Horatio]

Oh, forgot to put a wish (just woke up lol)

 

I wish mosquito bites didn't itch.

Granted, but the mosquitos will be the size of pelicans.

 

I wish that I could stay young.

[Jesusfreak]

Oh, forgot to put a wish (just woke up lol)

 

I wish mosquito bites didn't itch.

Granted, but the mosquitos will be the size of pelicans.

 

I wish that I could stay young.

Cool. XD

 

Granted, but no one will believe you're over 18.

 

I wish rain didn't make driving so annoying.

[Mushroom_king]

Oh, forgot to put a wish (just woke up lol)

 

I wish mosquito bites didn't itch.

Granted, but the mosquitos will be the size of pelicans.

 

I wish that I could stay young.

Cool. XD

 

Granted, but no one will believe you're over 18.

 

I wish rain didn't make driving so annoying.

Granted, but you still have to deal with people who can't drive.

 

I wish school wasn't boring.

[Jesusfreak]

Oh, forgot to put a wish (just woke up lol)

 

I wish mosquito bites didn't itch.

Granted, but the mosquitos will be the size of pelicans.

 

I wish that I could stay young.

Cool. XD

 

Granted, but no one will believe you're over 18.

 

I wish rain didn't make driving so annoying.

Granted, but you still have to deal with people who can't drive.

 

I wish school wasn't boring.

Granted, but it's only less boring due to an increase in senseless drama and work difficulty.

 

I wish it didn't take so long to do laundry....

[Horatio]

Oh, forgot to put a wish (just woke up lol)

 

I wish mosquito bites didn't itch.

Granted, but the mosquitos will be the size of pelicans.

 

I wish that I could stay young.

Cool. XD

 

Granted, but no one will believe you're over 18.

 

I wish rain didn't make driving so annoying.

Granted, but you still have to deal with people who can't drive.

 

I wish school wasn't boring.

Granted, but it's only less boring due to an increase in senseless drama and work difficulty.

 

I wish it didn't take so long to do laundry....

Granted, but laundry will be eliminated and you will wear disposable clothes.

 

I wish that TBFOF had made sure when he granted my good motorcycle riding weather wish, he had made sure that it wasn't going to rain TODAY!!!!!

(The three weeks of rain is supposed to start tomorrow. )

[Mushroom_king]

Oh, forgot to put a wish (just woke up lol)

 

I wish mosquito bites didn't itch.

Granted, but the mosquitos will be the size of pelicans.

 

I wish that I could stay young.

Cool. XD

 

Granted, but no one will believe you're over 18.

 

I wish rain didn't make driving so annoying.

Granted, but you still have to deal with people who can't drive.

 

I wish school wasn't boring.

Granted, but it's only less boring due to an increase in senseless drama and work difficulty.

 

I wish it didn't take so long to do laundry....

Granted, but laundry will be eliminated and you will wear disposable clothes.

 

I wish that TBFOF had made sure when he granted my good motorcycle riding weather wish, he had made sure that it wasn't going to rain TODAY!!!!!

(The three weeks of rain is supposed to start tomorrow. )

Granted, but TBFOF didn't make sure of it

 

I wish school had less drama.

[dog lover]

 

I wish that John Lennon was alive and loved me... (do I really want to see how this will be corrupted? ) lol

 

~Liz

Granted, but you will have to accept the role as his daughter.

 

 

 

LOL... sigh...

That would still be cool, though...

~Liz

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Oh, forgot to put a wish (just woke up lol)

 

I wish mosquito bites didn't itch.

Granted, but the mosquitos will be the size of pelicans.

 

I wish that I could stay young.

Cool. XD

 

Granted, but no one will believe you're over 18.

 

I wish rain didn't make driving so annoying.

Granted, but you still have to deal with people who can't drive.

 

I wish school wasn't boring.

Granted, but it's only less boring due to an increase in senseless drama and work difficulty.

 

I wish it didn't take so long to do laundry....

Granted, but laundry will be eliminated and you will wear disposable clothes.

 

I wish that TBFOF had made sure when he granted my good motorcycle riding weather wish, he had made sure that it wasn't going to rain TODAY!!!!!

(The three weeks of rain is supposed to start tomorrow. )

Granted, but TBFOF didn't make sure of it

 

I wish school had less drama.

 

Granted, but you would have to go to school every day of the week.

 

 

I wish my step-grandmother would shut her mouth for two seconds.

[dog lover]

Oh, forgot to put a wish (just woke up lol)

 

I wish mosquito bites didn't itch.

Granted, but the mosquitos will be the size of pelicans.

 

I wish that I could stay young.

Cool. XD

 

Granted, but no one will believe you're over 18.

 

I wish rain didn't make driving so annoying.

Granted, but you still have to deal with people who can't drive.

 

I wish school wasn't boring.

Granted, but it's only less boring due to an increase in senseless drama and work difficulty.

 

I wish it didn't take so long to do laundry....

Granted, but laundry will be eliminated and you will wear disposable clothes.

 

I wish that TBFOF had made sure when he granted my good motorcycle riding weather wish, he had made sure that it wasn't going to rain TODAY!!!!!

(The three weeks of rain is supposed to start tomorrow. )

Granted, but TBFOF didn't make sure of it

 

I wish school had less drama.

 

Granted, but you would have to go to school every day of the week.

 

 

I wish my step-grandmother would shut her mouth for two seconds.

Granted, but after those two seconds, she will never ever ever stop talking again...

 

~Liz

[Mushroom_king]

I wish my grandma actually knew what she was talking about half the time. I also wish she would stop thinking that the TV can hear her.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

I wish my grandma actually knew what she was talking about half the time. I also wish she would stop thinking that the TV can hear her.

Granted, but all she ever talked about was prunes.

Also granted, but then she would start thinking the TV can see her, and she would start playing hide and go seek with it.

 

 

I wish I could make up my mind whether or not I want the Dare.

[Mushroom_king]

I wish my grandma actually knew what she was talking about half the time. I also wish she would stop thinking that the TV can hear her.

Granted, but all she ever talked about was prunes.

Also granted, but then she would start thinking the TV can see her, and she would start playing hide and go seek with it.

Actually, I wouldn't mind that so much. It'd be kinda hilarious.

[Mega Wolf]

I wish my grandma actually knew what she was talking about half the time. I also wish she would stop thinking that the TV can hear her.

Granted, but all she ever talked about was prunes.

Also granted, but then she would start thinking the TV can see her, and she would start playing hide and go seek with it.

 

 

I wish I could make up my mind whether or not I want the Dare.

Granted, but then you are given fifty other difficult choices to make including decisions on who will die.

 

I wish people had higher self esteem.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

I wish my grandma actually knew what she was talking about half the time. I also wish she would stop thinking that the TV can hear her.

Granted, but all she ever talked about was prunes.

Also granted, but then she would start thinking the TV can see her, and she would start playing hide and go seek with it.

 

 

I wish I could make up my mind whether or not I want the Dare.

Granted, but then you are given fifty other difficult choices to make including decisions on who will die.

 

I wish people had higher self esteem.

Granted, but then people would lose their clothes constantly, and have to go naked to school.

 

I wish my hair was constantly pin straight.

[lexxscrapham]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

[Horatio]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

I wish Horatio had posted a wish.

[Arkcher]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

I wish Horatio had posted a wish.

Granted, but it would be too realistic, boring and not very fun to corrupt. :/

 

I wish that Linux was easier to figure out :/

[Jesse]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

I wish Horatio had posted a wish.

Granted, but it would be too realistic, boring and not very fun to corrupt. :/

 

I wish that Linux was easier to figure out :/

Granted, but since it's so easy now, your OS is hacked in 3.76 seconds, a world record!

 

I wish that my house could have those super-powered toilets from my dorm last year, that never clogged.

[dog lover]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

I wish Horatio had posted a wish.

Granted, but it would be too realistic, boring and not very fun to corrupt. :/

 

I wish that Linux was easier to figure out :/

Granted, but since it's so easy now, your OS is hacked in 3.76 seconds, a world record!

 

I wish that my house could have those super-powered toilets from my dorm last year, that never clogged.

Granted, but you have to pay a huge monthly bill for the privilege.

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

[Mushroom_king]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

I wish Horatio had posted a wish.

Granted, but it would be too realistic, boring and not very fun to corrupt. :/

 

I wish that Linux was easier to figure out :/

Granted, but since it's so easy now, your OS is hacked in 3.76 seconds, a world record!

 

I wish that my house could have those super-powered toilets from my dorm last year, that never clogged.

Granted, but you have to pay a huge monthly bill for the privilege.

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

I wish something interesting would happen around here.

[Horatio]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

I wish Horatio had posted a wish.

Granted, but it would be too realistic, boring and not very fun to corrupt. :/

 

I wish that Linux was easier to figure out :/

*slaps Arkcher around*

How's that for boring?

[Mega Wolf]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

I wish Horatio had posted a wish.

Granted, but it would be too realistic, boring and not very fun to corrupt. :/

 

I wish that Linux was easier to figure out :/

Granted, but since it's so easy now, your OS is hacked in 3.76 seconds, a world record!

 

I wish that my house could have those super-powered toilets from my dorm last year, that never clogged.

Granted, but you have to pay a huge monthly bill for the privilege.

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

I wish something interesting would happen around here.

Granted, but then it turns into HD Drama and not in the good way. Everyone gets mad at each other and we all call it quits.

 

I wish I could have pro marching skills.

[Mushroom_king]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

I wish Horatio had posted a wish.

Granted, but it would be too realistic, boring and not very fun to corrupt. :/

 

I wish that Linux was easier to figure out :/

Granted, but since it's so easy now, your OS is hacked in 3.76 seconds, a world record!

 

I wish that my house could have those super-powered toilets from my dorm last year, that never clogged.

Granted, but you have to pay a huge monthly bill for the privilege.

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

I wish something interesting would happen around here.

Granted, but then it turns into HD Drama and not in the good way. Everyone gets mad at each other and we all call it quits.

 

I wish I could have pro marching skills.

Granted, but you would be kicked out of marching band FOREVER!!!

 

In wish I had a Motto. Wait, that's it! "I wish I had a motto!"

[Horatio]

granted, However each individual hair is pin straight, on the whole, giving you the look of a nervous hedgehog.

 

I wish for a Flying car.

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie.

 

I wish my camera battery would charge faster.

 

 

 

 

 

(This is fun!)

 

Your answer for the flying car was great!

 

Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures.

I wish Horatio had posted a wish.

Granted, but it would be too realistic, boring and not very fun to corrupt. :/

 

I wish that Linux was easier to figure out :/

Granted, but since it's so easy now, your OS is hacked in 3.76 seconds, a world record!

 

I wish that my house could have those super-powered toilets from my dorm last year, that never clogged.

Granted, but you have to pay a huge monthly bill for the privilege.

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

I wish something interesting would happen around here.

Granted, but then it turns into HD Drama and not in the good way. Everyone gets mad at each other and we all call it quits.

 

I wish I could have pro marching skills.

Granted, but you would be kicked out of marching band FOREVER!!!

 

In wish I had a Motto. Wait, that's it! "I wish I had a motto!"

Granted, but it had better be good and you had better like it as it will be tattooed across your forehead.

 

I wish I could have the pool cleaned without having to do the work.

[Mega Wolf]

Granted, but then you're never allowed to use the pool. So there.

 

I wish for my very own dance skills.

[Horatio]

Granted, but then you're never allowed to use the pool. So there.

 

I wish for my very own dance skills.

LOL

Ohhhhhh... paybacks.

 

Granted... you have your very own dance skills, but you do them at very high speed over and over again like a broken record, unable to stop.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so many yogurt raisins... my stomach hurts.

[Mushroom_king]

Granted, but then you're never allowed to use the pool. So there.

 

I wish for my very own dance skills.

LOL

Ohhhhhh... paybacks.

 

Granted... you have your very own dance skills, but you do them at very high speed over and over again like a broken record, unable to stop.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so many yogurt raisins... my stomach hurts.

Granted but if you hadn't, you'd be wishing that you had ate some yogurt raisins.

 

I wish there weren't so many stupid people on YouTube.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but then you're never allowed to use the pool. So there.

 

I wish for my very own dance skills.

LOL

Ohhhhhh... paybacks.

 

Granted... you have your very own dance skills, but you do them at very high speed over and over again like a broken record, unable to stop.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so many yogurt raisins... my stomach hurts.

Granted but if you hadn't, you'd be wishing that you had ate some yogurt raisins.

 

I wish there weren't so many stupid people on YouTube.

 

Granted, but then they would all be in your closet and would sing to you anytime it opened.

 

 

I wish I hadn't gotten the Dare, so I wouldn't have such a difficult choice on whether to keep it or get the Voyager.

[Arkcher]

Granted, but then you're never allowed to use the pool. So there.

 

I wish for my very own dance skills.

LOL

Ohhhhhh... paybacks.

 

Granted... you have your very own dance skills, but you do them at very high speed over and over again like a broken record, unable to stop.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so many yogurt raisins... my stomach hurts.

Granted but if you hadn't, you'd be wishing that you had ate some yogurt raisins.

 

I wish there weren't so many stupid people on YouTube.

Granted, but think about it... what if Chad Warden or Chris Crocker actually became smart?

Not a pretty result.

 

I wish mah hair would be more rational in growing length and quantity. :/ [its kind of a perpetual big thick mess.]

[Mushroom_king]

Granted, but then you're never allowed to use the pool. So there.

 

I wish for my very own dance skills.

LOL

Ohhhhhh... paybacks.

 

Granted... you have your very own dance skills, but you do them at very high speed over and over again like a broken record, unable to stop.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so many yogurt raisins... my stomach hurts.

Granted but if you hadn't, you'd be wishing that you had ate some yogurt raisins.

 

I wish there weren't so many stupid people on YouTube.

Granted, but think about it... what if Chad Warden or Chris Crocker actually became smart?

Not a pretty result.

 

I wish mah hair would be more rational in growing length and quantity. :/ [its kind of a perpetual big thick mess.]

Aside from the obligatory acopalypse, YouTube would be way more awesome. And Chad left YT a while ago.

 

Granted, but your hair would instead fall out in irrational patterns.

 

I wish I ruled the world.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but then you're never allowed to use the pool. So there.

 

I wish for my very own dance skills.

LOL

Ohhhhhh... paybacks.

 

Granted... you have your very own dance skills, but you do them at very high speed over and over again like a broken record, unable to stop.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so many yogurt raisins... my stomach hurts.

Granted but if you hadn't, you'd be wishing that you had ate some yogurt raisins.

 

I wish there weren't so many stupid people on YouTube.

Granted, but think about it... what if Chad Warden or Chris Crocker actually became smart?

Not a pretty result.

 

I wish mah hair would be more rational in growing length and quantity. :/ [its kind of a perpetual big thick mess.]

Aside from the obligatory acopalypse, YouTube would be way more awesome. And Chad left YT a while ago.

 

Granted, but your hair would instead fall out in irrational patterns.

 

I wish I ruled the world.

Granted, but then some wakced out crazy dude killed you.

 

 

I wish someone would corrupt the one that Arkcher skipped.

[dog lover]

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

 

SO it was granted that he was my lover, but he won't kiss me...hmmmm....wonder what he will do.

 

lol innuendo xD

 

~Liz

[Mushroom_king]

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

 

SO it was granted that he was my lover, but he won't kiss me...hmmmm....wonder what he will do.

 

lol innuendo xD

 

~Liz

Nope, he won't do that either.

[Mega Wolf]

Granted, but then you're never allowed to use the pool. So there.

 

I wish for my very own dance skills.

LOL

Ohhhhhh... paybacks.

 

Granted... you have your very own dance skills, but you do them at very high speed over and over again like a broken record, unable to stop.

 

I wish I hadn't eaten so many yogurt raisins... my stomach hurts.

Granted but if you hadn't, you'd be wishing that you had ate some yogurt raisins.

 

I wish there weren't so many stupid people on YouTube.

 

Granted, but then they would all be in your closet and would sing to you anytime it opened.

 

 

I wish I hadn't gotten the Dare, so I wouldn't have such a difficult choice on whether to keep it or get the Voyager.

Granted to skipping. But it's lame.

 

Granted, but then you end up without anything.

 

I wish this smiley could portray a less sweet blushing and more of an embarrassing moment.

[dog lover]

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

 

SO it was granted that he was my lover, but he won't kiss me...hmmmm....wonder what he will do.

 

lol innuendo xD

 

~Liz

Nope, he won't do that either.

Then how was my wish even granted?

 

~Liz

[Mushroom_king]

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

 

SO it was granted that he was my lover, but he won't kiss me...hmmmm....wonder what he will do.

 

lol innuendo xD

 

~Liz

Nope, he won't do that either.

Then how was my wish even granted?

 

~Liz

He'll hug you.

[Horatio]

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

 

SO it was granted that he was my lover, but he won't kiss me...hmmmm....wonder what he will do.

 

lol innuendo xD

 

~Liz

Nope, he won't do that either.

Then how was my wish even granted?

 

~Liz

He'll hug you.

[dog lover]

 

I wish Elton John was my lover.

*awaits corruption. *

~Liz

Granted, but since he's gay, who wouldn't ever kiss you.

 

 

SO it was granted that he was my lover, but he won't kiss me...hmmmm....wonder what he will do.

 

lol innuendo xD

 

~Liz

Nope, he won't do that either.

Then how was my wish even granted?

 

~Liz

He'll hug you.

LOL better than nothing...

 

~Liz

[- Kat -]

You people aren't giving me anything to corrupt D:

 

I wish somebody else would make a wish.

[Horatio]

You people aren't giving me anything to corrupt D:

 

I wish somebody else would make a wish.

Granted, I will make a wish, except you are going to have to grant wishes 24 hours a day and you will have to act them out on stage.

 

I wish that I would not get my new dirt bike dirty.

[Mushroom_king]

You people aren't giving me anything to corrupt D:

 

I wish somebody else would make a wish.

Granted, I will make a wish, except you are going to have to grant wishes 24 hours a day and you will have to act them out on stage.

 

I wish that I would not get my new dirt bike dirty.

Granted, but then YOU would get dirty. Oooh, Horatio, getting suggestive now are we?

 

I wish it would stop being so hot out. I'd like to wear some of my awesome jackets.

[wildcat]

You people aren't giving me anything to corrupt D:

 

I wish somebody else would make a wish.

Granted, I will make a wish, except you are going to have to grant wishes 24 hours a day and you will have to act them out on stage.

 

I wish that I would not get my new dirt bike dirty.

Granted, but then YOU would get dirty. Oooh, Horatio, getting suggestive now are we?

 

I wish it would stop being so hot out. I'd like to wear some of my awesome jackets.

 

hahahha dirty

 

 

 

 

 

right.

granted, but it wont go above negative one-hundred-and-twenty degrees Fahrenheit!

 

I wish I knew why white crayons were invented!

[- Kat -]

Granted, but when we tell you, we'll have to kill you.

 

I wish I had some new music to listen to.

[wildcat]

Granted, but when we tell you, we'll have to kill you.

 

I wish I had some new music to listen to.

 

 

Granted, but it will be rap music, and their will be no way to turn it off.

I wish I had a pony!

[Mushroom_king]

Granted, but when we tell you, we'll have to kill you.

 

I wish I had some new music to listen to.

 

 

Granted, but it will be rap music, and their will be no way to turn it off.

I wish I had a pony!

Granted, but it would be rabid. and a zombie.

 

I wish Captain Planet was still on the air. He's awesome.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but it only plays in Portugal at 4:00 AM.

 

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

[Mushroom_king]

Granted, but it only plays in Portugal at 4:00 AM.

 

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

(so do I) Granted, but you wouldn't be able to do much during the day...

 

I wish I had the money to buy these video games I want.

[Mega Wolf]

Granted, but then all of the video games you want are sold out. Forever.

 

I wish had the largest collection of sharpies.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but all of them are out of ink.

 

I wish my knee would stop hurting.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but all of them are out of ink.

 

I wish my knee would stop hurting.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but all of them are out of ink.

 

I wish my knee would stop hurting.

[Arkcher]

Granted, but every time you post, it will be a double or even triple post.

see, its already taking effect.

 

I wish Frosted Flakes were actually as GRRRRRREAT as they advertise.

[Horatio]

Granted, but every time you post, it will be a double or even triple post.

see, its already taking effect.

 

I wish Frosted Flakes were actually as GRRRRRREAT as they advertise.

Granted, they will be even better than the GRRRRRREAT they are advertised, but you will have to eat them three times a day for the rest of your life.

 

I wish that I could eat birthday cake for breakfast.

[Mushroom_king]

Granted, but every time you post, it will be a double or even triple post.

see, its already taking effect.

 

I wish Frosted Flakes were actually as GRRRRRREAT as they advertise.

Granted, they will be even better than the GRRRRRREAT they are advertised, but you will have to eat them three times a day for the rest of your life.

 

I wish that I could eat birthday cake for breakfast.

Granted, but you won't be able to eat it on your birthday.

 

I wish I could find my Super Nintendo.

[dog lover]

Granted, but every time you post, it will be a double or even triple post.

see, its already taking effect.

 

I wish Frosted Flakes were actually as GRRRRRREAT as they advertise.

Granted, they will be even better than the GRRRRRREAT they are advertised, but you will have to eat them three times a day for the rest of your life.

 

I wish that I could eat birthday cake for breakfast.

Granted, but you won't be able to eat it on your birthday.

 

I wish I could find my Super Nintendo.

Granted, but you will find it in pieces, in a sewer.

 

I wish I could travel back in time to 1963. And be the same age I am now.

 

~Liz

[Horatio]

Granted, but every time you post, it will be a double or even triple post.

see, its already taking effect.

 

I wish Frosted Flakes were actually as GRRRRRREAT as they advertise.

Granted, they will be even better than the GRRRRRREAT they are advertised, but you will have to eat them three times a day for the rest of your life.

 

I wish that I could eat birthday cake for breakfast.

Granted, but you won't be able to eat it on your birthday.

 

I wish I could find my Super Nintendo.

Granted, but you will find it in pieces, in a sewer.

 

I wish I could travel back in time to 1963. And be the same age I am now.

 

~Liz

Granted, but you will stay that age forever and never age.

 

I wish that I would not forget things.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but you'll be bombarded with constant phone calls and emails asking you about stuff that other people can't remember.

 

I wish my magazine would ship already.

[Horatio]

Granted, but you'll be bombarded with constant phone calls and emails asking you about stuff that other people can't remember.

 

I wish my magazine would ship already.

Granted, your magazine will be delivered by 08H00 tomorrow morning. You will be the only one home when the FedEx courier lifts it out of the semi by forklift. and the magazine will weigh 15927 pounds, be 6 feet long by 6 feet wide and won't fit through any of your doors.

[Jesse]

I'll just hijack Horatio's turn then. >=)

 

I wish that band camp wasn't so rough.

[Mushroom_king]

I'll just hijack Horatio's turn then. >=)

 

I wish that band camp wasn't so rough.

Granted, but then it would be so easy it would bore you out of your mind...

 

I wish the EarthBound fanbase wasn't so negative.

[Horatio]

I'll just hijack Horatio's turn then. >=)

 

I wish that band camp wasn't so rough.

I was having so much fun with the granted part, that I totally forgot the wish part.

Hope you enjoyed the hijack Jesse!

[- Kat -]

I'll just hijack Horatio's turn then. >=)

 

I wish that band camp wasn't so rough.

Granted, but then it would be so easy it would bore you out of your mind...

 

I wish the EarthBound fanbase wasn't so negative.

Granted, they're now very excited, but only about toasters.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

[Mushroom_king]

I'll just hijack Horatio's turn then. >=)

 

I wish that band camp wasn't so rough.

Granted, but then it would be so easy it would bore you out of your mind...

 

I wish the EarthBound fanbase wasn't so negative.

Granted, they're now very excited, but only about toasters.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but you'd be sleepy all the time.

 

I wish I had a wish.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

I'll just hijack Horatio's turn then. >=)

 

I wish that band camp wasn't so rough.

Granted, but then it would be so easy it would bore you out of your mind...

 

I wish the EarthBound fanbase wasn't so negative.

Granted, they're now very excited, but only about toasters.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but you'd be sleepy all the time.

 

I wish I had a wish.

 

Granted, but you had to wish for 103842 aninals of your choice and they all had to live in your kitchen. And they have to be real animals, no Nintendo animal things.

[- Kat -]

I wish Tibs had made a wish.

[Mushroom_king]

I'll just hijack Horatio's turn then. >=)

 

I wish that band camp wasn't so rough.

Granted, but then it would be so easy it would bore you out of your mind...

 

I wish the EarthBound fanbase wasn't so negative.

Granted, they're now very excited, but only about toasters.

 

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but you'd be sleepy all the time.

 

I wish I had a wish.

 

Granted, but you had to wish for 103842 aninals of your choice and they all had to live in your kitchen. And they have to be real animals, no Nintendo animal things.

You can hardly fit four animals in my kitchen! Are tiny animals like mice allowed?

[Horatio]

I wish Tibs had made a wish.

Granted... except now you will have to respond to every wish he makes.

 

To Mushroom_king... sure tiny animals like mice are permitted.

 

I wish that someone would come and clean my cage for me.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but they clean away all your tubes and toys and refuse to put them back O:

 

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

[Horatio]

Granted, but they clean away all your tubes and toys and refuse to put them back O:

 

I wish I wasn't sick anymore.

Granted, you are now well, but you will never get to take a sick day for the rest of your life.

 

Put those tubes and toys baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... pluuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 

I wish that I could ride motorcycles all day long.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but no bathroom breaks.

 

*ninjas the tubes and such back for Horatio*

 

I wish I didn't have to clean my house.

[Horatio]

Granted, but no bathroom breaks.

 

*ninjas the tubes and such back for Horatio*

 

I wish I didn't have to clean my house.

 

Granted, but you have to clean the school bathrooms.

 

*gives - Kat - a new shiny Claymore in appreciation*

 

I wish the renovation on my cage would be complete.

[Jesusfreak]

Granted, but no bathroom breaks.

 

*ninjas the tubes and such back for Horatio*

 

I wish I didn't have to clean my house.

 

Granted, but you have to clean the school bathrooms.

 

*gives - Kat - a new shiny Claymore in appreciation*

 

I wish the renovation on my cage would be complete.

Granted, but then a palm tree would come crashing through your living room, regardless of whether there's a palm tree near it or not.

 

I wish I could obtain calories without the trouble of eating, like click a button and I'm immediately fed or something.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but no bathroom breaks.

 

*ninjas the tubes and such back for Horatio*

 

I wish I didn't have to clean my house.

 

Granted, but you have to clean the school bathrooms.

 

*gives - Kat - a new shiny Claymore in appreciation*

 

I wish the renovation on my cage would be complete.

Granted, but then a palm tree would come crashing through your living room, regardless of whether there's a palm tree near it or not.

 

I wish I could obtain calories without the trouble of eating, like click a button and I'm immediately fed or something.

Granted, but your calorie intake would be 5000 a day.

[Arkcher]

I wish water would be the most widespread way to fuel a vehicle. :/

[Jesse]

I wish water would be the most widespread way to fuel a vehicle. :/

Granted, but after every other country uses water for vehicles, the U.S. still doesn't have it because politicians continue to suck up to the oil companies.

 

I wish bugs would quit sneaking into my room.

[Mega Wolf]

Granted, but the bugs don't just sneak now. They swarm your room.

 

I wish I had a tree to climb.

[Arkcher]

I wish water would be the most widespread way to fuel a vehicle. :/

Granted, but after every other country uses water for vehicles, the U.S. still doesn't have it because politicians continue to suck up to the oil companies.

 

I wish bugs would quit sneaking into my room.

:­P another excuse to move to Canada then.

[Horatio]

Granted, but the bugs don't just sneak now. They swarm your room.

 

I wish I had a tree to climb.

Granted, but every other animal who also likes trees is sharing it with you.

 

I wish that I would not have to carry my bags up and down the airplane stairs.

[Jesusfreak]

Granted, but the bugs don't just sneak now. They swarm your room.

 

I wish I had a tree to climb.

Granted, but every other animal who also likes trees is sharing it with you.

 

I wish that I would not have to carry my bags up and down the airplane stairs.

Granted, because airline regulations and restrictions have gotten even more ridiculous, and you can only take what you can hold in your hands and pockets, no bags allowed.

 

I wish getting up in the morning was easier.

[Horatio]

Granted, but the bugs don't just sneak now. They swarm your room.

 

I wish I had a tree to climb.

Granted, but every other animal who also likes trees is sharing it with you.

 

I wish that I would not have to carry my bags up and down the airplane stairs.

Granted, because airline regulations and restrictions have gotten even more ridiculous, and you can only take what you can hold in your hands and pockets, no bags allowed.

 

I wish getting up in the morning was easier.

Good thing I have the iPhone... I will still have internet access.

 

Granted, but from now on you will get up every day at 02H00 and have to do farm chores (shovel manure, etc.) after a hearty breakfast.

[Mushroom_king]

Granted, but the bugs don't just sneak now. They swarm your room.

 

I wish I had a tree to climb.

Granted, but every other animal who also likes trees is sharing it with you.

 

I wish that I would not have to carry my bags up and down the airplane stairs.

Granted, because airline regulations and restrictions have gotten even more ridiculous, and you can only take what you can hold in your hands and pockets, no bags allowed.

 

I wish getting up in the morning was easier.

Good thing I have the iPhone... I will still have internet access.

 

Granted, but from now on you will get up every day at 02H00 and have to do farm chores (shovel manure, etc.) after a hearty breakfast.

I wish Horatio had made a wish.

[Horatio]

Granted, but the bugs don't just sneak now. They swarm your room.

 

I wish I had a tree to climb.

Granted, but every other animal who also likes trees is sharing it with you.

 

I wish that I would not have to carry my bags up and down the airplane stairs.

Granted, because airline regulations and restrictions have gotten even more ridiculous, and you can only take what you can hold in your hands and pockets, no bags allowed.

 

I wish getting up in the morning was easier.

LOL LOL LOL

Good thing I have the iPhone... I will still have internet access.

 

Granted, but from now on you will get up every day at 02H00 and have to do farm chores (shovel manure, etc.) after a hearty breakfast.

I wish Horatio had made a wish.

:blush:

Granted, but when you see my wish, you will have to give us a full page report on each one.

I wish all Mushroom_king's dead husbands would come back to life.

[dog lover]

Granted, but the bugs don't just sneak now. They swarm your room.

 

I wish I had a tree to climb.

Granted, but every other animal who also likes trees is sharing it with you.

 

I wish that I would not have to carry my bags up and down the airplane stairs.

Granted, because airline regulations and restrictions have gotten even more ridiculous, and you can only take what you can hold in your hands and pockets, no bags allowed.

 

I wish getting up in the morning was easier.

LOL LOL LOL

Good thing I have the iPhone... I will still have internet access.

 

Granted, but from now on you will get up every day at 02H00 and have to do farm chores (shovel manure, etc.) after a hearty breakfast.

I wish Horatio had made a wish.

:blush:

Granted, but when you see my wish, you will have to give us a full page report on each one.

I wish all Mushroom_king's dead husbands would come back to life.

Granted, but John Lennon would leave her for me...

 

I wish it was less humid.

 

~Liz

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but the bugs don't just sneak now. They swarm your room.

 

I wish I had a tree to climb.

Granted, but every other animal who also likes trees is sharing it with you.

 

I wish that I would not have to carry my bags up and down the airplane stairs.

Granted, because airline regulations and restrictions have gotten even more ridiculous, and you can only take what you can hold in your hands and pockets, no bags allowed.

 

I wish getting up in the morning was easier.

LOL LOL LOL

Good thing I have the iPhone... I will still have internet access.

 

Granted, but from now on you will get up every day at 02H00 and have to do farm chores (shovel manure, etc.) after a hearty breakfast.

I wish Horatio had made a wish.

Granted, but when you see my wish, you will have to give us a full page report on each one.

I wish all Mushroom_king's dead husbands would come back to life.

Granted, but John Lennon would leave her for me...

 

I wish it was less humid.

 

~Liz

Granted, but it would be 158 degrees, every other Tuesday and Thursday, and the first Monday of each month.

 

 

I wish Horatio would stop forgetting to make wishes.

[dog lover]

Granted, but the bugs don't just sneak now. They swarm your room.

 

I wish I had a tree to climb.

Granted, but every other animal who also likes trees is sharing it with you.

 

I wish that I would not have to carry my bags up and down the airplane stairs.

Granted, because airline regulations and restrictions have gotten even more ridiculous, and you can only take what you can hold in your hands and pockets, no bags allowed.

 

I wish getting up in the morning was easier.

LOL LOL LOL

Good thing I have the iPhone... I will still have internet access.

 

Granted, but from now on you will get up every day at 02H00 and have to do farm chores (shovel manure, etc.) after a hearty breakfast.

I wish Horatio had made a wish.

Granted, but when you see my wish, you will have to give us a full page report on each one.

I wish all Mushroom_king's dead husbands would come back to life.

Granted, but John Lennon would leave her for me...

 

I wish it was less humid.

 

~Liz

Granted, but it would be 158 degrees, every other Tuesday and Thursday, and the first Monday of each month.

 

 

I wish Horatio would stop forgetting to make wishes.

Granted, but the wishes made would be impossible to corrupt.

 

I wish I could pause time whenever I wanted to. (and be able to unpause it too... )

 

~Liz

[Mega Wolf]

Granted, but you age to look 80 by the time everyone your age is 40 because you paused too much.

 

I wish these potato chips wouldn't be so greasy...

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but you age to look 80 by the time everyone your age is 40 because you paused too much.

 

I wish these potato chips wouldn't be so greasy...

 

Granted, but they were 12ft long by 17ft wide and you needed to use a fork and knife to eat it.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

I wish we had the edit function so I could add this wish into my previous post.

[Mega Wolf]

Granted, but someone hacks into your account and changes all of your recent posts to say "I like poopy."

 

I wish to not have a stomach ache. XD

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but someone hacks into your account and changes all of your recent posts to say "I like poopy."

 

I wish to not have a stomach ache. XD

 

Granted, but then you would have to eat 10 pounds of food a day in order to keep it from coming back.

 

 

I wish I could get the screen protector on my Dare correctly.

[dog lover]

Granted, but someone hacks into your account and changes all of your recent posts to say "I like poopy."

 

I wish to not have a stomach ache. XD

 

Granted, but then you would have to eat 10 pounds of food a day in order to keep it from coming back.

 

 

I wish I could get the screen protector on my Dare correctly.

Granted, but when you did, the Dare would stop working. (I assume it's a phone or something electronic like that?)

 

I wish... college was cheaper.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but someone hacks into your account and changes all of your recent posts to say "I like poopy."

 

I wish to not have a stomach ache. XD

 

Granted, but then you would have to eat 10 pounds of food a day in order to keep it from coming back.

 

 

I wish I could get the screen protector on my Dare correctly.

Granted, but when you did, the Dare would stop working. (I assume it's a phone or something electronic like that?)

 

I wish... college was cheaper.

 

Granted, but parking would rise to 23.35 dollars an hour.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

I wish there was a notification asking me if I left a wish before I posted.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but the "notification" comes in the form of an electric shock.

 

I wish my summer homework was already done.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but the "notification" comes in the form of an electric shock.

 

I wish my summer homework was already done.

 

Granted, but you would have to wear green pants everyday for the rest of you life.

*I had nothing*

 

 

I wish I didn't have to do this speech tomorrow.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but only because Godzilla will appear and ruin the event before it's time for the speech.

 

I wish I had the patience to practice drawing.

[Mega Wolf]

Granted, but then drawing becomes an obsession. You do not shower or bathe at all nor do you change your clothes for 20 years and you use a bedpan because you are so fixated on drawing.

 

I wish I could be at the Olympics!

[Mushroom_king]

Granted, but then drawing becomes an obsession. You do not shower or bathe at all nor do you change your clothes for 20 years and you use a bedpan because you are so fixated on drawing.

 

I wish I could be at the Olympics!

Granted, but you'd be in the faaaaaar back seats with a horrible view.

 

I wish I had a scanner.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but it is the Dark Scanner of the Beast, and you have to battle it for your immortal soul every time you want to scan something.

 

I wish my finger would stop bleeding already.

[Mega Wolf]

Granted, but it stops bleeding because all of your blood starts gushing out of your eyes.

 

I wish my sense of humor was a little less disgusting. XD

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but it stops bleeding because all of your blood starts gushing out of your eyes.

 

I wish my sense of humor was a little less disgusting. XD

Granted, but it was only a slight bit less disgusting, and you still thought taking people's eyes out with sporks was amusing.

 

I wish for a pony.

[Arkcher]

Granted, but it stops bleeding because all of your blood starts gushing out of your eyes.

 

I wish my sense of humor was a little less disgusting. XD

Granted, but it was only a slight bit less disgusting, and you still thought taking people's eyes out with sporks was amusing.

 

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it would be a dead pony.

 

I wish for a better bitrate on mah internets.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but it stops bleeding because all of your blood starts gushing out of your eyes.

 

I wish my sense of humor was a little less disgusting. XD

Granted, but it was only a slight bit less disgusting, and you still thought taking people's eyes out with sporks was amusing.

 

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it would be a dead pony.

 

I wish for a better bitrate on mah internets.

Granted, but then your computer would be the size of a house, and you would need to run around a human hamster wheel for an hour just to start it up.

[Horatio]

Granted, but it stops bleeding because all of your blood starts gushing out of your eyes.

 

I wish my sense of humor was a little less disgusting. XD

Granted, but it was only a slight bit less disgusting, and you still thought taking people's eyes out with sporks was amusing.

 

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it would be a dead pony.

 

I wish for a better bitrate on mah internets.

Granted, but then your computer would be the size of a house, and you would need to run around a human hamster wheel for an hour just to start it up.

I wish TBFOF would make a wish.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but it stops bleeding because all of your blood starts gushing out of your eyes.

 

I wish my sense of humor was a little less disgusting. XD

Granted, but it was only a slight bit less disgusting, and you still thought taking people's eyes out with sporks was amusing.

 

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it would be a dead pony.

 

I wish for a better bitrate on mah internets.

Granted, but then your computer would be the size of a house, and you would need to run around a human hamster wheel for an hour just to start it up.

I wish TBFOF would make a wish.

 

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish!

 

Gah. But now I didn't grant yours.

 

Granted, but my wish would be so stupid that all you could do is laugh and won't be able to post a corruption because it is that stupid and you will laugh at me, forever.

[Horatio]

Granted, but it stops bleeding because all of your blood starts gushing out of your eyes.

 

I wish my sense of humor was a little less disgusting. XD

Granted, but it was only a slight bit less disgusting, and you still thought taking people's eyes out with sporks was amusing.

 

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it would be a dead pony.

 

I wish for a better bitrate on mah internets.

Granted, but then your computer would be the size of a house, and you would need to run around a human hamster wheel for an hour just to start it up.

I wish TBFOF would make a wish.

 

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish!

 

Gah. But now I didn't grant yours.

 

Granted, but my wish would be so stupid that all you could do is laugh and won't be able to post a corruption because it is that stupid and you will laugh at me, forever.

Granted, but now you will have a million wishes and won't be able to choose just one.

[dog lover]

Granted, but it stops bleeding because all of your blood starts gushing out of your eyes.

 

I wish my sense of humor was a little less disgusting. XD

Granted, but it was only a slight bit less disgusting, and you still thought taking people's eyes out with sporks was amusing.

 

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it would be a dead pony.

 

I wish for a better bitrate on mah internets.

Granted, but then your computer would be the size of a house, and you would need to run around a human hamster wheel for an hour just to start it up.

I wish TBFOF would make a wish.

 

I wish I would stop forgetting to wish!

 

Gah. But now I didn't grant yours.

 

Granted, but my wish would be so stupid that all you could do is laugh and won't be able to post a corruption because it is that stupid and you will laugh at me, forever.

Granted, but now you will forget to grant&corrupt people's wishes.

 

I wish summer was longer.

[lexxscrapham]

Granted, But Jupiter Has become a second Sun.. Causing "Summer" to Last for three years at a time.. and winter for seventy.

 

I Whish I could think up Less geeky corruptions..

[Jesusfreak]

Granted, But Jupiter Has become a second Sun.. Causing "Summer" to Last for three years at a time.. and winter for seventy.

 

I Whish I could think up Less geeky corruptions..

Granted, but it would decrease your awesome factor by 50%

 

I wish housework was actually enjoyable.

[Horatio]

Granted, But Jupiter Has become a second Sun.. Causing "Summer" to Last for three years at a time.. and winter for seventy.

 

I Whish I could think up Less geeky corruptions..

Granted, but it would decrease your awesome factor by 50%

 

I wish housework was actually enjoyable.

Granted, but you will now have to clean all the houses on your block.

 

I wish Lexxscrapham's corruptions would become 200% more geeky.

[- Kat -]

Granted, by they are now so geeky and amazing that just reading them causes your brain to explode.

 

I wish I hadn't been eaten alive by bugs yesterday.

[Arkcher]

Granted, by they are now so geeky and amazing that just reading them causes your brain to explode.

 

I wish I hadn't been eaten alive by bugs yesterday.

Granted, you would have been voraciously devoured by a troop of 12-year-old boy scouts.

[cannibalism merit badge yaey]

 

I wish the 4x level in any given MMORPG would be less terrible.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but now it's more GROOVY and everybody has to wear bellbottoms and 'fros.

 

I wish this book was more interesting.

[dog lover]

Granted, but now it's more GROOVY and everybody has to wear bellbottoms and 'fros.

 

I wish this book was more interesting.

Granted, but now it is so interesting you will never be able to put it down, and will walk around with it the rest of your life.

 

I wish I owned a Beatles version of Rock Band. That would be pure awesome...

 

 

~Liz

[Jesusfreak]

Granted, but now it's more GROOVY and everybody has to wear bellbottoms and 'fros.

 

I wish this book was more interesting.

Granted, but now it is so interesting you will never be able to put it down, and will walk around with it the rest of your life.

 

I wish I owned a Beatles version of Rock Band. That would be pure awesome...

 

 

~Liz

Granted, but you lack the console to play it on.

 

I wish, um.....*brain is sleeping already*......

 

I wish batteries lasted longer.

[Horatio]

Granted, but now it's more GROOVY and everybody has to wear bellbottoms and 'fros.

 

I wish this book was more interesting.

Granted, but now it is so interesting you will never be able to put it down, and will walk around with it the rest of your life.

 

I wish I owned a Beatles version of Rock Band. That would be pure awesome...

 

 

~Liz

Granted, but you lack the console to play it on.

 

I wish, um.....*brain is sleeping already*......

 

I wish batteries lasted longer.

Granted, but your brain will require batteries to operate.

 

I wish I could go on a three month long dirt bike ride.

[Jesusfreak]

Granted, but now it's more GROOVY and everybody has to wear bellbottoms and 'fros.

 

I wish this book was more interesting.

Granted, but now it is so interesting you will never be able to put it down, and will walk around with it the rest of your life.

 

I wish I owned a Beatles version of Rock Band. That would be pure awesome...

 

 

~Liz

Granted, but you lack the console to play it on.

 

I wish, um.....*brain is sleeping already*......

 

I wish batteries lasted longer.

Granted, but your brain will require batteries to operate.

 

I wish I could go on a three month long dirt bike ride.

Granted, but it would rain the whole time.

 

I wish I had the option of adding more hours to the day as I see fit.

[Horatio]

Granted, but now it's more GROOVY and everybody has to wear bellbottoms and 'fros.

 

I wish this book was more interesting.

Granted, but now it is so interesting you will never be able to put it down, and will walk around with it the rest of your life.

 

I wish I owned a Beatles version of Rock Band. That would be pure awesome...

 

 

~Liz

Granted, but you lack the console to play it on.

 

I wish, um.....*brain is sleeping already*......

 

I wish batteries lasted longer.

Granted, but your brain will require batteries to operate.

 

I wish I could go on a three month long dirt bike ride.

Granted, but it would rain the whole time.

 

I wish I had the option of adding more hours to the day as I see fit.

Granted, but once you add the hours they remain permanently and will always stay in the mode they shwoed up... day or night.

 

I wish someone would serve me breakfast in my cage bed.

[- Kat -]

Granted, but it is served by a whiney kid who refuses to leave until you tip him some ungodly amount, and the food isn't even that good, anyway.

 

I wish it was still June.

[dog lover]

Granted, but it is served by a whiney kid who refuses to leave until you tip him some ungodly amount, and the food isn't even that good, anyway.

 

I wish it was still June.

Granted, but you'll still have to go to school. And it will consistently be as hot as June.

 

I wish......... I was in the Olympics (can't think of anything else right now...)

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but it is served by a whiney kid who refuses to leave until you tip him some ungodly amount, and the food isn't even that good, anyway.

 

I wish it was still June.

Granted, but you'll still have to go to school. And it will consistently be as hot as June.

 

I wish......... I was in the Olympics (can't think of anything else right now...)

 

Granted, but it would be the Special Olympics, because your leg got eaten off by an aligator.

 

 

 

I wish it wasn't so hard to sneak out.

[dog lover]

Granted, but it is served by a whiney kid who refuses to leave until you tip him some ungodly amount, and the food isn't even that good, anyway.

 

I wish it was still June.

Granted, but you'll still have to go to school. And it will consistently be as hot as June.

 

I wish......... I was in the Olympics (can't think of anything else right now...)

 

Granted, but it would be the Special Olympics, because your leg got eaten off by an aligator.

 

 

 

I wish it wasn't so hard to sneak out.

Granted, but now it's impossible to sneak back in.

 

I wish I could think of a decent wish.

[Jesusfreak]

Granted, but it is served by a whiney kid who refuses to leave until you tip him some ungodly amount, and the food isn't even that good, anyway.

 

I wish it was still June.

Granted, but you'll still have to go to school. And it will consistently be as hot as June.

 

I wish......... I was in the Olympics (can't think of anything else right now...)

 

Granted, but it would be the Special Olympics, because your leg got eaten off by an aligator.

 

 

 

I wish it wasn't so hard to sneak out.

Granted, but now it's impossible to sneak back in.

 

I wish I could think of a decent wish.

Funny, that's exactly how I was going to corrupt that wish, but also couldn't think of a wish to make.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

Granted, but it is served by a whiney kid who refuses to leave until you tip him some ungodly amount, and the food isn't even that good, anyway.

 

I wish it was still June.

Granted, but you'll still have to go to school. And it will consistently be as hot as June.

 

I wish......... I was in the Olympics (can't think of anything else right now...)

 

Granted, but it would be the Special Olympics, because your leg got eaten off by an aligator.

 

 

 

I wish it wasn't so hard to sneak out.

Granted, but now it's impossible to sneak back in.

 

I wish I could think of a decent wish.

Granted, but it would be the last wish you could make in this topic.

 

 

I wish painting the ceiling wasn't so hard.