Acronym time.

[Arkcher]

another shot at MW's restoration project. Hooray interaction.

 

Something I used to do with some of my friends is get existing paragraphs or sentences, and get the first letter out of every word, and assemble them together.

 

And then blow it out of context horribly by replacing all those words with another starting with the same letter.

There will be a somewhat simple scoring system, not unlike Scrabble. the harder the letter is to work with, you get more points accordingly. Additional bonus points are awarded at hosts discretion, be it for using a cool word, reminding them of a story, being part of an inside joke, quoting a movie, whatever the case is.

Also bear in mind that you get a lot more points and awesomeness if you can construct an actual sentence of sorts, rather than a string of random words.

 

I dont think that description quite did it justice, so I'll start it off with a classic,

 

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

 

T. Q. B. F. J. O. L. G.

 

Timmy quaintly buffs floors joyfully, over laminated grounds.

 

... which i made up on the spot, quite honestly.

 

And really, the points dont matter, just for bragging rights and a gauge to help the host describe their satisfaction.

Supposing they did matter, that sentance would be worth like 15 points, being 8 letters long, Q being kind of hard to work with, and J, too. And some more for almost making sense, rather than being a string of random words.

 

everyone got it?

gud.

Questions may be asked, but until then, I'll post one more acronym and you guys see what you can come up with.

 

[Later on in this topic, I'll give the word for you guys to 'host' your own acronyms and scoring systems. I'd like to keep it limited to just me for the time being, for the sake of organization, until everyone is on the same page. This isnt an enforced rule, but to keep confusion to a minimum, lets just have one or two out at once.]

 

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

 

alternatively, if you arent up for a challenge, try something smaller.

 

Remember, Where There's Smoke, They Pinch Back.

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

 

Give it your best shot. Whoever makes the most lulz wins.

[Horatio]

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

What is one thing unique about this sentence?????

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

It uses every letter of the alphabet. (Pangram)

[Horatio]

It uses every letter of the alphabet. (Pangram)

You get The Black Bat Award for the right answer!!!!!

[Arkcher]

It uses every letter of the alphabet. (Pangram)

You get The Black Bat Award for the right answer!!!!!

The five boxing wizards jump quickly.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.

Jaded zombies acted quaintly but kept driving their oxen forward.

We quickly seized the black axle and just saved it from going past him.

 

woo pangrams.

[Horatio]

It uses every letter of the alphabet. (Pangram)

You get The Black Bat Award for the right answer!!!!!

The five boxing wizards jump quickly.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

How quickly daft jumping zebras vex.

Jaded zombies acted quaintly but kept driving their oxen forward.

We quickly seized the black axle and just saved it from going past him.

 

woo pangrams.

Good! Very Good!!!!!

[Arkcher]

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

let me try to get back on topic here.

 

Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak.

 

there.

Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge:

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

[Mushroom_king]

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

let me try to get back on topic here.

 

Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak.

 

there.

Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge:

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

RickRoll was the shiznit there. Peach brotha

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

let me try to get back on topic here.

 

Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak.

 

there.

Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge:

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

Ravilios with Turtle soup tastes pretty bad.

[The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy]

It uses every letter of the alphabet. (Pangram)

You get The Black Bat Award for the right answer!!!!!

 

Oooh! Thank you very much!

[wildcat]

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

let me try to get back on topic here.

 

Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak.

 

there.

Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge:

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

 

Really, what this says: TAKE PIMPED BUTTERBOMBS

[Mega Wolf]

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

let me try to get back on topic here.

 

Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak.

 

there.

Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge:

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

Really, Wally, Timmy says the popcorn burned!

[Arkcher]

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

let me try to get back on topic here.

 

Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak.

 

there.

Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge:

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

Ravilios with Turtle soup tastes pretty bad.

Tibfoff = winrar.

 

i lol'd the hardest at this one.

I'll say it got you 10 points. 7 for the letters, 3 for additional lulz.

 

 

 

Now, a new one.

[After this one, i'll open it up to whoever wins this next... challenge, will take the host position, think up a string of letters, and then judge who wins to get the next one. Host cant participate for the sake of not going twice in a row. mmkay? mmkay.]

 

... How Do Pop Tarts Work? Who Knows, They Only Speak German :­D

H. D. P. T. W. W. K. T. O. S. G. :­D

 

additional useless points for making use of that emoticon at the end.

give it a shot.

[Jesse]

Tibfoff = winrar.

 

i lol'd the hardest at this one.

I'll say it got you 10 points. 7 for the letters, 3 for additional lulz.

 

 

 

Now, a new one.

[After this one, i'll open it up to whoever wins this next... challenge, will take the host position, think up a string of letters, and then judge who wins to get the next one. Host cant participate for the sake of not going twice in a row. mmkay? mmkay.]

 

... How Do Pop Tarts Work? Who Knows, They Only Speak German :­D

H. D. P. T. W. W. K. T. O. S. G. :­D

 

additional useless points for making use of that emoticon at the end.

give it a shot.

Hungarian Drunk Partay-ers Try Working With Knives To Open Soda. Giggles!

[wildcat]

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

let me try to get back on topic here.

 

Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak.

 

there.

Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge:

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

Ravilios with Turtle soup tastes pretty bad.

Tibfoff = winrar.

 

i lol'd the hardest at this one.

I'll say it got you 10 points. 7 for the letters, 3 for additional lulz.

 

 

 

Now, a new one.

[After this one, i'll open it up to whoever wins this next... challenge, will take the host position, think up a string of letters, and then judge who wins to get the next one. Host cant participate for the sake of not going twice in a row. mmkay? mmkay.]

 

... How Do Pop Tarts Work? Who Knows, They Only Speak German :­D

H. D. P. T. W. W. K. T. O. S. G. :­D

 

additional useless points for making use of that emoticon at the end.

give it a shot.

 

Homeless dogs pantomime "The Wheel World Kazakhstan" to ogle someones goggle

[Mega Wolf]

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

let me try to get back on topic here.

 

Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak.

 

there.

Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge:

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

Ravilios with Turtle soup tastes pretty bad.

Tibfoff = winrar.

 

i lol'd the hardest at this one.

I'll say it got you 10 points. 7 for the letters, 3 for additional lulz.

 

 

 

Now, a new one.

[After this one, i'll open it up to whoever wins this next... challenge, will take the host position, think up a string of letters, and then judge who wins to get the next one. Host cant participate for the sake of not going twice in a row. mmkay? mmkay.]

 

... How Do Pop Tarts Work? Who Knows, They Only Speak German :­D

H. D. P. T. W. W. K. T. O. S. G. :­D

 

additional useless points for making use of that emoticon at the end.

give it a shot.

Happy dogs poop turds with what kind terror or soup gives: Diarrhea.

 

OOOOH, I DIDN'T USE YOUR EMOTICON IN MY NONCONFORMITY! (I just used its substance)

[Horatio]

If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book.

I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B.

let me try to get back on topic here.

 

Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak.

 

there.

Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge:

R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

Ravilios with Turtle soup tastes pretty bad.

Tibfoff = winrar.

 

i lol'd the hardest at this one.

I'll say it got you 10 points. 7 for the letters, 3 for additional lulz.

 

 

 

Now, a new one.

[After this one, i'll open it up to whoever wins this next... challenge, will take the host position, think up a string of letters, and then judge who wins to get the next one. Host cant participate for the sake of not going twice in a row. mmkay? mmkay.]

 

... How Do Pop Tarts Work? Who Knows, They Only Speak German :­D

H. D. P. T. W. W. K. T. O. S. G. :­D

 

additional useless points for making use of that emoticon at the end.

give it a shot.

Happy dogs poop turds with what kind terror or soup gives: Diarrhea.

 

OOOOH, I DIDN'T USE YOUR EMOTICON IN MY NONCONFORMITY! (I just used its substance)

WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Descriptive.

[Arkcher]

Tibfoff = winrar.

 

i lol'd the hardest at this one.

I'll say it got you 10 points. 7 for the letters, 3 for additional lulz.

 

 

 

Now, a new one.

[After this one, i'll open it up to whoever wins this next... challenge, will take the host position, think up a string of letters, and then judge who wins to get the next one. Host cant participate for the sake of not going twice in a row. mmkay? mmkay.]

 

... How Do Pop Tarts Work? Who Knows, They Only Speak German :­D

H. D. P. T. W. W. K. T. O. S. G. :­D

 

additional useless points for making use of that emoticon at the end.

give it a shot.

Hungarian Drunk Partay-ers Try Working With Knives To Open Soda. Giggles!

A worthy attempt on all aspects, but I deem this entry the winner.

 

Jesse, come up with an acronym like the ones previously used, they dont necessarily have to be acronyms of existing sentances, but that adds to the lulz.

 

MW gets 6 points for creativity there at the end.