wildcat Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Falling Down Drunk A man had had far too much to drink Now I must go home he began to think He tried to stand up and fell to the floor So he decided to crawl out of the door Then after a little fresh air he tried again But he fell face down in the drain again “I will never get up” to himself he said I won’t try again I’ll crawl home instead His wife found him on the step asleep “I went for a drink” he said like a sheep “And I know what made you crawl so far Your wheelchair's still in the public bar” - Paul Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted February 1, 2008 Report Share Posted February 1, 2008 Falling Down Drunk A man had had far too much to drink Now I must go home he began to think He tried to stand up and fell to the floor So he decided to crawl out of the door Then after a little fresh air he tried again But he fell face down in the drain again “I will never get up” to himself he said I won’t try again I’ll crawl home instead His wife found him on the step asleep “I went for a drink” he said like a sheep “And I know what made you crawl so far Your wheelchair's still in the public bar” - Paul Curtis Great poem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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