Glowurm Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim. Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets. Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Syd Barret in vain. Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile… Some people are just nice. Thou shalt not read NME. Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they’ve become popular. Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry. Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover. Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover. Thou shalt not buy Coca-Cola products, Thou shalt not buy Nestle products. Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend’s best friend, take drugs and cheat on him. Thou shalt not fall in love so easily. Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads. Thou shalt not watch Hollyoakes. Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you’ve done your s****y little poem or song you self-righteous p***k. Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna talk to. Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were. The Beatles - Were just a band. Led Zeppelin - Just a band. The Beach Boys - Just a band. The Sex Pistols - Just a band. The Clash - Just a band. Crass - Just a band. Minor Threat - Just a band. The Cure - Were just a band. The Smiths - Just a band. Nirvana - Just a band. The Pixies - Just a band. Oasis - Just a band. Radiohead - Were just a band. Bloc Party - Just a band. The Arctic Monkeys - Just a band. The next big thing - Just a band. Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries. Thou shalt remember that guns, b****es and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be. Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music Thou shalt not make repetitive generic music Thou shalt not pimp my ride. Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster. Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness. Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit. When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”. When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”. When I say “he say, she say, we say, make some noise”... Kill me. Oh, I forgot where I was... Hang on. Thou shalt not quote me happy. Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture. Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me. Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you. Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that Sharon got off with Bradley at the club last night by saying “Is it?” Thou shalt think for yourselves. And thou shalt always Thou shalt always kill. -- That's the whole song. Including the forgetting where he was part. xD Those are some funny lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom_king Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Thou shalt always believe that Joey Ramone is bringing thy sexy back. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*TheAstronomy Domine*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Those are LYRICS? =o That's so awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schimmislick Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 buy dr. pepper, not pepsi, dr. pepper/7up is an individual company, not owned by pepsi or coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 buy dr. pepper, not pepsi, dr. pepper/7up is an individual company, not owned by pepsi or coke. How about IBC Root Beer or IBC Cream Soda? :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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