Mushroom_king Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* WOW! Well, Sammy hammy, He was one strange Guy He had all these dreams but never got to fly Sammy Hammy had just 11 friends online 'Cause no one in real life would give him the time No one understands little Sammy hammy Well years went by and many peers died, But his internet friends stood by, Sammy Hammy talked to them in his basement While scribbling down lyrics, only he knew what they meant So one day he asked them all to meet him, They'd read what he wrote and they were all in No one knew what he'd do So Sammy hammy bought them all instruments, And they practiced with what Sammy had in his basement, Someone cam over, and asked for them to play, At one popular place the very next day. "What do you call yourselves?" he politely asked, "We're Sammy Hammy & The Pink Straitjacket cats!" Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! The next day Sammy played, hoping all would go well Had anyone seen a band that totaled twelve? The crowd loved Sammy Hammy, He was asked again, "We've got time tomorrow; are you interested?" Soon Sammy hammy was known all over town He was in a mob where he went, and never with a frown The peers of Sammy Hammy, looked at the one they frowned upon, And they realised that what they'd done was very wrong Sammy kept playing, and soon everyone knew About this straneg guy who was a bolt from the blue Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! Sammy Hammy was asked to play at the fest He was so delighted, maybe play with all the rest Soon the day came he went there with his band And Sammy Hammy met Craving chocolate, And they played with Less Desire and Cold Corner And they played with Evaporated Life, who opened for Deaf ninja and Lighetr Fluid Ignition, And they played just before Eternal Darkness and Pull the Switch, Robots Ate My Grandma and Stringless Marionettes Spelling Errors on one stage, Pitch Black Eclipse on the other Funky Mangoes and Dirty Shoes opened for 'em Soul Cleanse, Hair Pullers, and Virtual Soap All were an opening act for Trickle Tickle and Geometrically Lost Cell Phone Text, New Tech, and In Formation Played with more Behind Threed and Hallucinogen Like Minds Quick Death, Unseen Heart, opening act for quiet Blood Loud Silence, Live Lost, Adventure Planned, Never Tainted's good friends Fired Up Bananas, made I Feel Like Tacos laugh, But they made Joseph Killed Jessica laugh too, Olive Green Crayons and The Psychedelic Luau The Stencils, The Chromosomes, the Carbon and Diamond duo Boo Hoo I Want the Old Game Back, made The Happy Hippies laugh Sonic Death Monkey and Flying fox played on stage one and two, While on stage three IDK and Bananas with knives played one after the other Emo Corner and What Does It Mean? Both good friends with Thrift shop Psychics and Studies In Scarlet Vines In The Sun and Pentagrammarians Unanimousity were very metal, and they played on one stage while Stolen Grim opened for Tanned Sands Plus Eyes Of Glory, and Every Day Romance, and don't forget Love Of Tangets What's Nouveau and Mother Mother and the Time Travel Trio, All played at the historic fest. Sammy Hammy began to cry No one had loved him so much in his life He gave his all, and the crowd cheered, Sammy Hammy loved it but knew he was feared. The fest continued for three whole Days And Sammy Hammy was there in every way, He gave away stuff, even signed autographs he gave fans his e-mail and he had a couple laughs And that memory was so special in his mind He wrote it down so when old he wouldn't leave it behind Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! WOW! [bridge] A couple weeks later Sammy Hammy made an album The fans lapped it up, he had thousands more and then some Concert numbers grew, but the magic was gone Sammy Hammy didn't know if he could go on. Sammy talked about it with the band They agreed, it wasn't fun, it just was so bland But Sammy continued, the magic grew less, And eventually Sammy hammy was put to the test. Well, Sammy hammy, He was one strange Guy He had all these dreams but no he's getting by Sammy Hammy had just 11 friends online But now he had these fans, but where they true in time? No one understands little Sammy hammy Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! WOW! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*(The astronomy Domine8~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 3, 2007 Report Share Posted July 3, 2007 WOW !!! is right! That is totally incredible!!!!! *has to think up an award for this, as it is the best ever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog lover Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 that's cool...good story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 that's cool...good story Now hop over to another great story in this forum, by Arkcher... Torrn Asunder. We currently have a bunch of great stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom_king Posted July 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Sammy Hammy is one of five characters I've wrote songs about. The others are Annie 4:20, Akevin, Fred, and Lucy. And they like, all go into Therapy. And kill the nurse. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Sammy Hammy is one of five characters I've wrote songs about. The others are Annie 4:20, Akevin, Fred, and Lucy. And they like, all go into Therapy. And kill the nurse. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* You need to write more. This is fantastic!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom_king Posted July 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Sammy Hammy is one of five characters I've wrote songs about. The others are Annie 4:20, Akevin, Fred, and Lucy. And they like, all go into Therapy. And kill the nurse. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* You need to write more. This is fantastic!!!!! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I'm almost done with Annie 4:20. The other three I haven't thought much about yet. **The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mushroom_king Posted September 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* WOW! Well, Sammy hammy, He was one strange Guy He had all these dreams but never got to fly Sammy Hammy had just 11 friends online 'Cause no one in real life would give him the time No one understands little Sammy hammy Well years went by and many peers died, But his internet friends stood by, Sammy Hammy talked to them in his basement, While scribbling down lyrics, only he knew what they meant So one day he asked them all to meet him, They'd read what he wrote and they were all in No one knew what he'd do So Sammy hammy bought them all instruments, And they practiced with what Sammy had in his basement, Someone cam over, and asked for them to play, At one popular place the very next day. "What do you call yourselves?" he politely asked, "We're Sammy Hammy & The Pink Straitjacket cats!" Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! The next day Sammy played, hoping all would go well Had anyone seen a band that totaled twelve? The crowd loved Sammy Hammy, He was asked again, "We've got time tomorrow; are you interested?" Soon Sammy hammy was known all over town He was in a mob where he went, and never with a frown The peers of Sammy Hammy, looked at the one they frowned upon, And they realised that what they'd done was very wrong Sammy kept playing, and soon everyone knew About this straneg guy who was a bolt from the blue Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! Sammy Hammy was asked to play at the fest He was so delighted, maybe play with all the rest Soon the day came he went there with his band And Sammy Hammy met Craving chocolate, And they played with Less Desire and Cold Corner And they played with Evaporated Life, who opened for Deaf ninja and Lighetr Fluid Ignition, And they played just before Eternal Darkness and Pull the Switch, Robots Ate My Grandma and Stringless Marionettes Spelling Errors on one stage, Pitch Black Eclipse on the other Funky Mangoes and Dirty Shoes opened for 'em Soul Cleanse, Hair Pullers, and Virtual Soap All were an opening act for Trickle Tickle and Geometrically Lost Cell Phone Text, New Tech, and In Formation Played with more Behind Threed and Hallucinogen Like Minds Quick Death, Unseen Heart, opening act for quiet Blood Loud Silence, Live Lost, Adventure Planned, Never Tainted's good friends Fired Up Bananas, made I Feel Like Tacos laugh, But they made Joseph Killed Jessica laugh too, Olive Green Crayons and The Psychedelic Luau The Stencils, The Chromosomes, the Carbon and Diamond duo Boo Hoo I Want the Old Game Back, made The Happy Hippies laugh Sonic Death Monkey and Flying fox played on stage one and two, While on stage three IDK and Bananas with knives played one after the other Emo Corner and What Does It Mean? Both good friends with Thrift shop Psychics and Studies In Scarlet Vines In The Sun and Pentagrammarians Unanimousity were very metal, and they played on one stage while Stolen Grim opened for Tanned Sands Plus Eyes Of Glory, and Every Day Romance, and don't forget Love Of Tangets What's Nouveau and Mother Mother and the Time Travel Trio, And Christian Science Reading Room was hard for Roller City 26 to comprehend and ATM Slur was the remembered girl group With Rising Darkness and Blood Striped Candy Cane nearing the end, purple death star, blood red angel, Blood Tastes Like Sugar Confessing darkness, were given therapy from ChampionGhost And Bonfire Babes played there too with Burnt Muffins Poetic Brunette's, Gun The Gas, Burning the Evidence, Gothic Girlies, Radioactive Hamsters, We're On Leaf Patrol Teal Lipstick & Red Eye shadow, Jail Break, Gated Community, Remote Vacation, Gun Metal Scraps Binding The Books, Ink Blotches, 5 O'clock Shadow, Alive At Last, X Marks The Spot, Arrows Don't Point You In The Right Direction You're On Fire, Sorry Won't Fix It This Time, Talking Puppets, We Spiked Your Punch Lost minds, Dislodging Brains, Wounds Don't Always Heal Themselves Gushing Love The Coffee Mugs Chocolate Stained Spoons, Caught Red Handed Cuffed, Jailed, And Bailed Bleed the Life Out of Me, You're A Fake, Love Is A Lie The Fundamentals of Learning, The Banshee Screams In The Night Auto Tune, Cashbox Cuties, Blank Screen, Mood Swings, Knocked into Oblivion, Pink Abyss I'm Lost In Your Eyes, Page Turner, Ruling Out the Rules, Safety Pins, Blank Expressions Dinosaurs Live under Rocks, Idiots Are Smarter Than We Think Earthworms, Fireplace Ashes Everything Is Better In The Dark, Heroines Alarming Silence, Lab Rats, Breathing Fire, Diary Stories, How To Host A Murder Hiring Hit Men, These Aren't The lyrics Kudos, Green w00t!, salt? African Picnic Desires, Choose Food, Tacos COOL, PSI Boxes [bUNNY], WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH KILLER BUMP, BOOP BOOP CONTINUITY ERROR PSI Miami, Crayons for arms Sammy Hammy began to cry No one had loved him so much in his life He gave his all, and the crowd cheered, Sammy Hammy loved it but knew he was feared. The fest continued for three whole Days And Sammy Hammy was there in every way, He gave away stuff, even signed autographs he gave fans his e-mail and he had a couple laughs And that memory was so special in his mind He wrote it down so when old he wouldn't leave it behind Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! WOW! [bridge] A couple weeks later Sammy Hammy made an album The fans lapped it up, he had thousands more and then some Concert numbers grew, but the magic was gone Sammy Hammy didn't know if he could go on. Sammy talked about it with the band They agreed, it wasn't fun, it just was so bland But Sammy continued, the magic grew less, And eventually Sammy hammy was put to the test. Well, Sammy hammy, He was one strange Guy He had all these dreams but no he's getting by Sammy Hammy had just 11 friends online But now he had these fans, but where they true in time? No one understands little Sammy hammy Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! WOW! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*(The astronomy Domine8~* and yes, there are festivals that play that many bands. Live Earth anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glowurm Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* Sammy Hammy is one of five characters I've wrote songs about. The others are Annie 4:20, Akevin, Fred, and Lucy. And they like, all go into Therapy. And kill the nurse. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Nurses In Heaven. I think that's actually a pretty good name for a band. =O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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