Taynio Posted December 14, 2005 Report Share Posted December 14, 2005 Name: First Name only Age: Real age preferred. Gender: Real preferred. Work experience Must be real but doesn't have to be the kind of work you receive at 16ish. What can you bring to this company?: Why should you be hired?: What position would you like to be?: Did you participate in WWPS?: If you answered yes above, what did you do?: Extra information that would be useful and helpful. This is required. It gives me a better look at you and who you are. Tell me about yourself, thanks for taking the time to look at my application, etc. Things of that nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Name:Nick Age: 13 Gender: Male Work experience: Worked in Pharmacy, stocking shelves, labeling the prescriptions, etc. Insurance filing, sending in claims online, taking payments online. What can you bring to this company?: A well rounded ability to do whatever is necissary. Why should you be hired?: I believe I will be able to fufill any job given to me. What position would you like to be?: Manger ish area perhaps. Did you participate in WWPS?: Yes If you answered yes above, what did you do?: I do not remember, sorry. Extra information that would be useful and helpful: Quick learner, hardly ever late, loves working, loves animals, will take any job. Is flexible and can multi task. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Name:NickAge: 13 Gender: Male Work experience: Worked in Pharmacy, stocking shelves, labeling the prescriptions, etc. Insurance filing, sending in claims online, taking payments online. What can you bring to this company?: A well rounded ability to do whatever is necissary. Why should you be hired?: I believe I will be able to fufill any job given to me. What position would you like to be?: Manger ish area perhaps. Did you participate in WWPS?: Yes If you answered yes above, what did you do?: I do not remember, sorry. Extra information that would be useful and helpful: Quick learner, hardly ever late, loves working, loves animals, will take any job. Is flexible and can multi task. Are you qualified to work with Mange? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skwerlhugger Will Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Name:Will Age: 16. Gender: male. Work experience: gathering nuts What can you bring to this company?:im really good at stealing from picnics Why should you be hired?: because im a squirrel What position would you like to be?: company squirrel Did you participate in WWPS?:no If you answered yes above, what did you do?: Extra information that would be useful and helpful. im a squirrel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 What can you bring to this company?:im really good at stealing from picnics I do think this qualification will put you on the top of the list!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Name: Stephen Age: 15 Gender: Male Work experience; I worked for the civil service at the Central Science Laboratory in the plant health department What can you bring to this company?: Me... Er.. Experience in the field of WWPS management. Hats, I can bring hats to the company. A good ability in PR. Spin doctoring. Debating skills. Why should you be hired?: Reasons given above I suppose What position would you like to be?: Preferably same as I was before, but I will accept any position Did you participate in WWPS?: Yes! If you answered yes above, what did you do?: Vice-President Extra information that would be useful and helpful; At CSL I spent most of time working on plant disease, although how that should help I don't know. Like animals. I am of the avian pessuasion, formely of the feline. I have a small felt cap on my head. Can survive in almost all extremes. Has knowledge relating to a potential delivery flight pilot and recruitment of said pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Name:WillAge: 16. Gender: male. Work experience: gathering nuts What can you bring to this company?:im really good at stealing from picnics Why should you be hired?: because im a squirrel What position would you like to be?: company squirrel Did you participate in WWPS?:no If you answered yes above, what did you do?: Extra information that would be useful and helpful. im a squirrel <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Notice. Work experience Must be real but doesn't have to be the kind of work you receive at 16ish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Name:WillAge: 16. Gender: male. Work experience: gathering nuts What can you bring to this company?:im really good at stealing from picnics Why should you be hired?: because im a squirrel What position would you like to be?: company squirrel Did you participate in WWPS?:no If you answered yes above, what did you do?: Extra information that would be useful and helpful. im a squirrel <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Notice. Work experience Must be real but doesn't have to be the kind of work you receive at 16ish. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Consider; I collect nuts in real life, conkers mostly. So why can't Will? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Kat - Posted December 15, 2005 Report Share Posted December 15, 2005 Name: Katie or Kat Age: 14 Gender: Female Work experience: I was a volunteer at the hospital my mom works at this summer, if that counts. What can you bring to this company?: Enegery and loyalty Why should you be hired?: Because I post a lot and am a fast learner What position would you like to be?: Anything that involves contact with the pets Did you participate in WWPS?: I think so If you answered yes above, what did you do?: I don't remember. I think I was just a normal employee Extra information that would be useful and helpful: I really love animals, and have good social skills, but I'm not too great at math, so it wouldn't be a good idea to give me a job in accounting, or something. Other than that, I could do pretty much whatever people needed me to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted December 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 ATTENION: TO SEE WHO MADE IT AND WHAT YOU ARE PLEASE CHECK MY SIGGY. THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 ATTENION: TO SEE WHO MADE IT AND WHAT YOU ARE PLEASE CHECK MY SIGGY.THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL. Thank you so very much! I feel honoured!!! Â (BTW, you might want to add another F to TBOF) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted December 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 ATTENION: TO SEE WHO MADE IT AND WHAT YOU ARE PLEASE CHECK MY SIGGY.THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL. Thank you so very much! I feel honoured!!! Â (BTW, you might want to add another F to TBOF) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oops i didnt see that.. thanks for the info! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 ATTENION: TO SEE WHO MADE IT AND WHAT YOU ARE PLEASE CHECK MY SIGGY.THANK YOU, THAT IS ALL. Thank you so very much! I feel honoured!!! Â (BTW, you might want to add another F to TBOF) oops i didnt see that.. thanks for the info! I didn't want TBFOF to change his name to The Biggest Other Fuzzy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 25, 2005 Report Share Posted December 25, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Kat - Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Yay! *pets the kittens and awaits orders* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skwerlhugger Will Posted December 26, 2005 Report Share Posted December 26, 2005 Name:WillAge: 16. Gender: male. Work experience: gathering nuts What can you bring to this company?:im really good at stealing from picnics Why should you be hired?: because im a squirrel What position would you like to be?: company squirrel Did you participate in WWPS?:no If you answered yes above, what did you do?: Extra information that would be useful and helpful. im a squirrel <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Notice. Work experience Must be real but doesn't have to be the kind of work you receive at 16ish. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Consider; I collect nuts in real life, conkers mostly. So why can't Will? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Â Â yeah and you have to bend over to do it so my skwerly back gets sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Kat - Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 *makes sure all the pets have food and water* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 I don't understand my.."job". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 27, 2005 Report Share Posted December 27, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 28, 2005 Report Share Posted December 28, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Or has it all gone portable now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Kat - Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taynio Posted December 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 I don't understand my.."job". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are in charge of customers. What I mean by this is you make sure everything is right for the customer, you make sure all needs are fullfilled. Anything that deals with customers, big and small, you are in charge of. Is that better? I am kind of confusing myself. Hope it helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted December 29, 2005 Report Share Posted December 29, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Kat - Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 *plays with all the animals in the store so they can run around a bit* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NosferatuHamHam Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Name: First Name onlyAge: Real age preferred. Gender: Real preferred. Work experience Must be real but doesn't have to be the kind of work you receive at 16ish. What can you bring to this company?: Why should you be hired?: What position would you like to be?: Did you participate in WWPS?: If you answered yes above, what did you do?: Extra information that would be useful and helpful. This is required. It gives me a better look at you and who you are. Tell me about yourself, thanks for taking the time to look at my application, etc. Things of that nature. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Is it too late to apply? if not, here it goes... Â Name: Kris Age: 19 Gender: M WE: Nothing really WCYBTTC: Anything and everything WSYBH: Because I am a professional when it comes to working. I keep a serious and stern attitude because work should not be taken lightly. It is a responsibility. WPWYLTB: Perfer to be management but will take anything to even get the oppurtunity. DYPI WWPS: Yes. WDYD: Um.. nothing really. I just sat around. That is mainly because of my computer was broke most of the time. EITWH: Well.. you already know this, myself. Why should I explain myself to myself? Huh.. Huh? Â ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted December 30, 2005 Report Share Posted December 30, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *hires Jaws to eat OddJob's hat* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 I don't understand my.."job". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You are in charge of customers. What I mean by this is you make sure everything is right for the customer, you make sure all needs are fullfilled. Anything that deals with customers, big and small, you are in charge of. Is that better? I am kind of confusing myself. Hope it helps. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. People. I like people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
- Kat - Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *hires Jaws to eat OddJob's hat* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *rescues the hat and claims as her own* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL* *hires Jaws to eat OddJob's hat* *rescues the hat and claims as her own* *OddJob remains unfazed by the lack of a hat and keeps his eyes focused on TGHL* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL* *hires Jaws to eat OddJob's hat* *rescues the hat and claims as her own* *OddJob remains unfazed by the lack of a hat and keeps his eyes focused on TGHL* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Jaws keeps his eyes on OddJob's head* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL* *hires Jaws to eat OddJob's hat* *rescues the hat and claims as her own* *OddJob remains unfazed by the lack of a hat and keeps his eyes focused on TGHL* *Jaws keeps his eyes on OddJob's head* *throws out buckets of chum and watches as Jaws goes into a feeding frenzy and then goes off to nap* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grim Hamster lord Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 Thank you I will start straight away. First off, we need to FedEx those puppies to their buyers all over the world! *TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL* *hires Jaws to eat OddJob's hat* *rescues the hat and claims as her own* *OddJob remains unfazed by the lack of a hat and keeps his eyes focused on TGHL* *Jaws keeps his eyes on OddJob's head* *throws out buckets of chum and watches as Jaws goes into a feeding frenzy and then goes off to nap* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *notes that OddJob is just a statue, so walks off and buys a disguise* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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