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*notices horatio igored my question. yells in horatio's ear WILL MY BANANARAMA EVER GET PINNED?*

Such as in pin the tail on the donkey?

 

 

as in with the other topics that make people beam because they have a special topic in the "pinned" area

Think about this... if I pin your topic, you will not have something to post to me on. :lol:

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*notices horatio igored my question. yells in horatio's ear WILL MY BANANARAMA EVER GET PINNED?*

Such as in pin the tail on the donkey?

You're enjoying doing this aren't you, Horatio?

:lol::lol::lol:

Why would you say that?

I dunno...maybe the happiness you put into the posts...You enjoy torturing don't you? :):D

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*notices horatio igored my question. yells in horatio's ear WILL MY BANANARAMA EVER GET PINNED?*

Such as in pin the tail on the donkey?

You're enjoying doing this aren't you, Horatio?

:lol::lol::lol:

Why would you say that?

I dunno...maybe the happiness you put into the posts...You enjoy torturing don't you? :):D

:o:o:o

*is soooooooo shocked*

*falls over on back with all four feet in air and mouth wide open*

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*notices horatio igored my question. yells in horatio's ear WILL MY BANANARAMA EVER GET PINNED?*

Such as in pin the tail on the donkey?

You're enjoying doing this aren't you, Horatio?

:lol::lol::lol:

Why would you say that?

I dunno...maybe the happiness you put into the posts...You enjoy torturing don't you? :):D

:o:o:o

*is soooooooo shocked*

*falls over on back with all four feet in air and mouth wide open*

A sure sign that you're guilty!

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*notices horatio igored my question. yells in horatio's ear WILL MY BANANARAMA EVER GET PINNED?*

Such as in pin the tail on the donkey?

 

 

as in with the other topics that make people beam because they have a special topic in the "pinned" area

Think about this... if I pin your topic, you will not have something to post to me on. :lol:

 

 

i don't care

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*notices horatio igored my question. yells in horatio's ear WILL MY BANANARAMA EVER GET PINNED?*

Such as in pin the tail on the donkey?

You're enjoying doing this aren't you, Horatio?

:lol::lol::lol:

Why would you say that?

I dunno...maybe the happiness you put into the posts...You enjoy torturing don't you? :):D

:o:o:o

*is soooooooo shocked*

*falls over on back with all four feet in air and mouth wide open*

 

 

*GASPS* YOU HAVE KILLED HIM!! YOU IDIOT!! HOOPS!!

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Ahh. If you want to know where to find one for $170, let me know.

*looks at the Toto Spycam and sees she has about 1000 iPod Photo knock-offs in her closet*

 

You found me out, Horatio.

It was your "Toto's iPod Photo Sale" on ebay that directed me to the spycam in your room. :lol:

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*notices horatio igored my question. yells in horatio's ear WILL MY BANANARAMA EVER GET PINNED?*

Such as in pin the tail on the donkey?

You're enjoying doing this aren't you, Horatio?

:lol::lol::lol:

Why would you say that?

I dunno...maybe the happiness you put into the posts...You enjoy torturing don't you? :):D

:o:o:o

*is soooooooo shocked*

*falls over on back with all four feet in air and mouth wide open*

A sure sign that you're guilty!

Me ??????? Guilty ???????

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*notices horatio igored my question. yells in horatio's ear WILL MY BANANARAMA EVER GET PINNED?*

Such as in pin the tail on the donkey?

 

 

as in with the other topics that make people beam because they have a special topic in the "pinned" area

Think about this... if I pin your topic, you will not have something to post to me on. :lol:

 

 

i don't care

Yes you do... how else would you get your post count up?

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*notices horatio igored my question. yells in horatio's ear WILL MY BANANARAMA EVER GET PINNED?*

Such as in pin the tail on the donkey?

You're enjoying doing this aren't you, Horatio?

:lol::lol::lol:

Why would you say that?

I dunno...maybe the happiness you put into the posts...You enjoy torturing don't you? :):D

:o:o:o

*is soooooooo shocked*

*falls over on back with all four feet in air and mouth wide open*

A sure sign that you're guilty!

Me ??????? Guilty ???????

Yes. :):D

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Ahh. If you want to know where to find one for $170, let me know.

I'll stick with my nice, shiny Creative Labs, Zen Touch MP3 player if you don't mind.

 

I saw those. Aren't they British made?

If they are, I don't know about it. I thought Creative Labs was American.

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Why are we getting off the questions topic?

 

What color is my hair?

 

Why are people obsessed with power?

 

Am I insane?

 

Am I normal?

 

Is there a way to answer one of those two questions with out answering the other the same way?

 

Why is math so easy when the concepts confuse me?

 

When will the moon fall?

 

Why is mud brown, but water is clear?

 

What is dihydrous oxide?

 

Is it poisonous?

 

Do I ask too many questions?

 

If I do, do I care?

 

What is the definition of a will? (it's a dead giveaway, folks.)

 

Is Patchwork really the same as me, or am I still stuck in the dream world of Poffle?

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Why are we getting off the questions topic?

 

What color is my hair?

 

Why are people obsessed with power?

 

Am I insane?

 

Am I normal?

 

Is there a way to answer one of those two questions with out answering the other the same way?

 

Why is math so easy when the concepts confuse me?

 

When will the moon fall?

 

Why is mud brown, but water is clear?

 

What is dihydrous oxide?

 

Is it poisonous?

 

Do I ask too many questions?

 

If I do, do I care?

 

What is the definition of a will? (it's a dead giveaway, folks.)

 

Is Patchwork really the same as me, or am I still stuck in the dream world of Poffle?

It happens in ALL topics. With of course the exception of the debate topics (usually)

 

Bright, Neon Orange.

 

Power is GOOD. And yew know it. -goes off to PowerMart to purchase more Powers- n_n

 

If Sheena or the TGHL stole yer sanity, then yes. Otherwise, yes.

 

See above.

 

Who? :huh:

 

Whoa whoa, Who said anything about these conceptional mathimatical thingystuff being easy?!

 

In 3 days.

 

Water doesnt necessarily have a color, but the dirt is grown, therefore the mud is as well considering the water can't change its color. (It has absorb light to make things darker, examples being Clouds, Egg cartons, Clothing, ect.)

 

Its a stick. One of my friends ate it.

 

Well, He died, so I assume so. O_o;

 

Nope. We need more question-asking peoples.

 

Yes. It is someones name.

 

You are Topazia, Patchwork, Rocky, Joanna, Bill Gates AND one or more of Harry Potter's relatives. all in one person. Lucky you. (With of course a hint of Donald Trump to explain any aggressive feeling you may get.)

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Why are we getting off the questions topic?

 

What color is my hair?

 

Why are people obsessed with power?

 

Am I insane?

 

Am I normal?

 

Is there a way to answer one of those two questions with out answering the other the same way?

 

Why is math so easy when the concepts confuse me?

 

When will the moon fall?

 

Why is mud brown, but water is clear?

 

What is dihydrous oxide?

 

Is it poisonous?

 

Do I ask too many questions?

 

If I do, do I care?

 

What is the definition of a will? (it's a dead giveaway, folks.)

 

Is Patchwork really the same as me, or am I still stuck in the dream world of Poffle?

It happens in ALL topics. With of course the exception of the debate topics (usually)

 

Bright, Neon Orange.

 

Power is GOOD. And yew know it. -goes off to PowerMart to purchase more Powers- n_n

 

If Sheena or the TGHL stole yer sanity, then yes. Otherwise, yes.

 

See above.

 

Who? :huh:

 

Whoa whoa, Who said anything about these conceptional mathimatical thingystuff being easy?!

 

In 3 days.

 

Water doesnt necessarily have a color, but the dirt is grown, therefore the mud is as well considering the water can't change its color. (It has absorb light to make things darker, examples being Clouds, Egg cartons, Clothing, ect.)

 

Its a stick. One of my friends ate it.

 

Well, He died, so I assume so. O_o;

 

Nope. We need more question-asking peoples.

 

Yes. It is someones name.

 

You are Topazia, Patchwork, Rocky, Joanna, Bill Gates AND one or more of Harry Potter's relatives. all in one person. Lucky you. (With of course a hint of Donald Trump to explain any aggressive feeling you may get.)

oh, okay.

 

nope. purple.

 

oh.

 

okay...

 

okay...

 

there is no way.

 

I'm good at algebra, but I hate geometry.

 

oh, no, that's tomorrow!

 

no, you're wrong, because water does have a tiny bit of blue pigment in it.

 

nope. water. h2o, or di(two)hydrous(of hydrogen) oxide(of oxygen)

 

i should hope not!

 

oh, okay, good!

 

i meant the dead giveaway. but that's true! good eye!

 

yay! I'm related to a story character! I DO have donald-esque aggression phases! hmm... that's why... I'm not related to billy, though. I'm terible at techno. :)B)

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Why are we getting off the questions topic?

 

What color is my hair?

 

Why are people obsessed with power?

 

Am I insane?

 

Am I normal?

 

Is there a way to answer one of those two questions with out answering the other the same way?

 

Why is math so easy when the concepts confuse me?

 

When will the moon fall?

 

Why is mud brown, but water is clear?

 

What is dihydrous oxide?

 

Is it poisonous?

 

Do I ask too many questions?

 

If I do, do I care?

 

What is the definition of a will? (it's a dead giveaway, folks.)

 

Is Patchwork really the same as me, or am I still stuck in the dream world of Poffle?

It happens in ALL topics. With of course the exception of the debate topics (usually)

 

Bright, Neon Orange.

 

Power is GOOD. And yew know it. -goes off to PowerMart to purchase more Powers- n_n

 

If Sheena or the TGHL stole yer sanity, then yes. Otherwise, yes.

 

See above.

 

Who? :huh:

 

Whoa whoa, Who said anything about these conceptional mathimatical thingystuff being easy?!

 

In 3 days.

 

Water doesnt necessarily have a color, but the dirt is grown, therefore the mud is as well considering the water can't change its color. (It has absorb light to make things darker, examples being Clouds, Egg cartons, Clothing, ect.)

 

Its a stick. One of my friends ate it.

 

Well, He died, so I assume so. O_o;

 

Nope. We need more question-asking peoples.

 

Yes. It is someones name.

 

You are Topazia, Patchwork, Rocky, Joanna, Bill Gates AND one or more of Harry Potter's relatives. all in one person. Lucky you. (With of course a hint of Donald Trump to explain any aggressive feeling you may get.)

oh, okay.

 

nope. purple.

 

oh.

 

okay...

 

okay...

 

there is no way.

 

I'm good at algebra, but I hate geometry.

 

oh, no, that's tomorrow!

 

no, you're wrong, because water does have a tiny bit of blue pigment in it.

 

nope. water. h2o, or di(two)hydrous(of hydrogen) oxide(of oxygen)

 

i should hope not!

 

oh, okay, good!

 

i meant the dead giveaway. but that's true! good eye!

 

yay! I'm related to a story character! I DO have donald-esque aggression phases! hmm... that's why... I'm not related to billy, though. I'm terible at techno. :)B)

I dun care what'choo think. >_<

 

I meant the Joanna as in the person I talk to on IM sometimes. She in the UK. =D

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Why are we getting off the questions topic?

 

What color is my hair?

 

Why are people obsessed with power?

 

Am I insane?

 

Am I normal?

 

Is there a way to answer one of those two questions with out answering the other the same way?

 

Why is math so easy when the concepts confuse me?

 

When will the moon fall?

 

Why is mud brown, but water is clear?

 

What is dihydrous oxide?

 

Is it poisonous?

 

Do I ask too many questions?

 

If I do, do I care?

 

What is the definition of a will? (it's a dead giveaway, folks.)

 

Is Patchwork really the same as me, or am I still stuck in the dream world of Poffle?

It happens in ALL topics. With of course the exception of the debate topics (usually)

 

Bright, Neon Orange.

 

Power is GOOD. And yew know it. -goes off to PowerMart to purchase more Powers- n_n

 

If Sheena or the TGHL stole yer sanity, then yes. Otherwise, yes.

 

See above.

 

Who? :huh:

 

Whoa whoa, Who said anything about these conceptional mathimatical thingystuff being easy?!

 

In 3 days.

 

Water doesnt necessarily have a color, but the dirt is grown, therefore the mud is as well considering the water can't change its color. (It has absorb light to make things darker, examples being Clouds, Egg cartons, Clothing, ect.)

 

Its a stick. One of my friends ate it.

 

Well, He died, so I assume so. O_o;

 

Nope. We need more question-asking peoples.

 

Yes. It is someones name.

 

You are Topazia, Patchwork, Rocky, Joanna, Bill Gates AND one or more of Harry Potter's relatives. all in one person. Lucky you. (With of course a hint of Donald Trump to explain any aggressive feeling you may get.)

oh, okay.

 

nope. purple.

 

oh.

 

okay...

 

okay...

 

there is no way.

 

I'm good at algebra, but I hate geometry.

 

oh, no, that's tomorrow!

 

no, you're wrong, because water does have a tiny bit of blue pigment in it.

 

nope. water. h2o, or di(two)hydrous(of hydrogen) oxide(of oxygen)

 

i should hope not!

 

oh, okay, good!

 

i meant the dead giveaway. but that's true! good eye!

 

yay! I'm related to a story character! I DO have donald-esque aggression phases! hmm... that's why... I'm not related to billy, though. I'm terible at techno. :)B)

I dun care what'choo think. >_

 

I meant the Joanna as in the person I talk to on IM sometimes. She in the UK. =D

:o:huh::o:huh::o

Arkcher! Are you lacking a bit of sleep?

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Why are we getting off the questions topic?

 

What color is my hair?

 

Why are people obsessed with power?

 

Am I insane?

 

Am I normal?

 

Is there a way to answer one of those two questions with out answering the other the same way?

 

Why is math so easy when the concepts confuse me?

 

When will the moon fall?

 

Why is mud brown, but water is clear?

 

What is dihydrous oxide?

 

Is it poisonous?

 

Do I ask too many questions?

 

If I do, do I care?

 

What is the definition of a will? (it's a dead giveaway, folks.)

 

Is Patchwork really the same as me, or am I still stuck in the dream world of Poffle?

It happens in ALL topics. With of course the exception of the debate topics (usually)

 

Bright, Neon Orange.

 

Power is GOOD. And yew know it. -goes off to PowerMart to purchase more Powers- n_n

 

If Sheena or the TGHL stole yer sanity, then yes. Otherwise, yes.

 

See above.

 

Who? :huh:

 

Whoa whoa, Who said anything about these conceptional mathimatical thingystuff being easy?!

 

In 3 days.

 

Water doesnt necessarily have a color, but the dirt is grown, therefore the mud is as well considering the water can't change its color. (It has absorb light to make things darker, examples being Clouds, Egg cartons, Clothing, ect.)

 

Its a stick. One of my friends ate it.

 

Well, He died, so I assume so. O_o;

 

Nope. We need more question-asking peoples.

 

Yes. It is someones name.

 

You are Topazia, Patchwork, Rocky, Joanna, Bill Gates AND one or more of Harry Potter's relatives. all in one person. Lucky you. (With of course a hint of Donald Trump to explain any aggressive feeling you may get.)

oh, okay.

 

nope. purple.

 

oh.

 

okay...

 

okay...

 

there is no way.

 

I'm good at algebra, but I hate geometry.

 

oh, no, that's tomorrow!

 

no, you're wrong, because water does have a tiny bit of blue pigment in it.

 

nope. water. h2o, or di(two)hydrous(of hydrogen) oxide(of oxygen)

 

i should hope not!

 

oh, okay, good!

 

i meant the dead giveaway. but that's true! good eye!

 

yay! I'm related to a story character! I DO have donald-esque aggression phases! hmm... that's why... I'm not related to billy, though. I'm terible at techno. :)B)

I dun care what'choo think. >_<

 

I meant the Joanna as in the person I talk to on IM sometimes. She in the UK. =D

:o:huh::o:huh::o

Arkcher! Are you lacking a bit of sleep?

That is a likely possibility.

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WILl i ever  be able to figure out 12 times eleven?

I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

B)

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why is neopets so addictive?(that's where i've been all this time)

Because you want to stick around in case i give you all my moneys. I used to go there, I have almost 800K. And i cant decide who to give it to so I can delete my account(s). o_O It could be YOU! I doubt it cuz we cant exchange usernames. Ssssssooooooo tough luck. o_o

Mememememememememememememememememem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Questions:

Why is Arkcher a dork;

why is Moneylover asking Questions about his Boxers;

Who is the idit hoo invted chatspek

The never to be solved Question: Why does Toto pick her nose?

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why is neopets so addictive?(that's where i've been all this time)

Because you want to stick around in case i give you all my moneys. I used to go there, I have almost 800K. And i cant decide who to give it to so I can delete my account(s). o_O It could be YOU! I doubt it cuz we cant exchange usernames. Ssssssooooooo tough luck. o_o

Mememememememememememememememememem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Questions:

Why is Arkcher a dork;

why is Moneylover asking Questions about his Boxers;

Who is the idit hoo invted chatspek

The never to be solved Question: Why does Toto pick her nose?

1) Because Arkcher isn't

2) Because he wants to know

3) A Redneck

4) Because Toto is really interested in what is up there and what is making all the mucus, also she wants to get that 1,000 rupee coin out.

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why is neopets so addictive?(that's where i've been all this time)

Because you want to stick around in case i give you all my moneys. I used to go there, I have almost 800K. And i cant decide who to give it to so I can delete my account(s). o_O It could be YOU! I doubt it cuz we cant exchange usernames. Ssssssooooooo tough luck. o_o

Mememememememememememememememememem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Questions:

Why is Arkcher a dork;

why is Moneylover asking Questions about his Boxers;

Who is the idit hoo invted chatspek

The never to be solved Question: Why does Toto pick her nose?

1) Because Arkcher isn't

2) Because he wants to know

3) A Redneck

4) Because Toto is really interested in what is up there and what is making all the mucus, also she wants to get that 1,000 rupee coin out.

I am forced to give you The first I.B.T.W.Y.P.D.B. Award! and an Ultaimate Pizza stacker one!!!! actelly 12000 pizza ones

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Question: What are the co-ordinates of the Sanity Springs Spa?

NOYB!

I think you will find it is my business as my business is to steal sanities and the SSS has the small portion left uncaptured.

*returns from raiding the Black Hole where TGHL hid his sanities and hides all the sanities in a place where they will NEVER be found*

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1 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

2 How much do FedEx people make? (I'm considering this as a career choice strangely enough)

3 Why are buses yellow?

Nope, not really.

Go ask Horatio. <.<

Would you rather they be purple?

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Question: What are the co-ordinates of the Sanity Springs Spa?

NOYB!

I think you will find it is my business as my business is to steal sanities and the SSS has the small portion left uncaptured.

*returns from raiding the Black Hole where TGHL hid his sanities and hides all the sanities in a place where they will NEVER be found*

*laughs as Horatio hides the bob-bomb fake sanities, unwittingly activating the tracking becons and preparing to detonate*

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1 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

2 How much do FedEx people make? (I'm considering this as a career choice strangely enough)

3 Why are buses yellow?

Would you rather they be purple?

Nope. Green. :):D

I'd prefer them to be red. Like they are.

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1 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

2 How much do FedEx people make? (I'm considering this as a career choice strangely enough)

3 Why are buses yellow?

Would you rather they be purple?

Nope. Green. :):D

I'd prefer them to be red. Like they are.

 

Cool...buses are red where you live? :D

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1 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

2 How much do FedEx people make? (I'm considering this as a career choice strangely enough)

3 Why are buses yellow?

Would you rather they be purple?

Nope. Green. :):D

I'd prefer them to be red. Like they are.

 

Cool...buses are red where you live? :D

England.

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1 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

2 How much do FedEx people make? (I'm considering this as a career choice strangely enough)

3 Why are buses yellow?

Would you rather they be purple?

Nope. Green. :):D

I'd prefer them to be red. Like they are.

 

Cool...buses are red where you live? :D

England.

Double Decker too. They are as iconic to Brits as the Yellow school buses are to Americans. Interesting fact about the yellow school buses; they are the safest veichles on the roads in the US.

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1 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

2 How much do FedEx people make? (I'm considering this as a career choice strangely enough)

3 Why are buses yellow?

Would you rather they be purple?

Nope. Green. :):D

I'd prefer them to be red. Like they are.

 

Cool...buses are red where you live? :D

England.

Double Decker too. They are as iconic to Brits as the Yellow school buses are to Americans. Interesting fact about the yellow school buses; they are the safest veichles on the roads in the US.

They dont even have seatbelts.

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1 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

2 How much do FedEx people make? (I'm considering this as a career choice strangely enough)

3 Why are buses yellow?

Would you rather they be purple?

Nope. Green. :):D

I'd prefer them to be red. Like they are.

 

Cool...buses are red where you live? :D

England.

Double Decker too. They are as iconic to Brits as the Yellow school buses are to Americans. Interesting fact about the yellow school buses; they are the safest veichles on the roads in the US.

They dont even have seatbelts.

So? They are still the safest on the roads in the US.

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Actually, there was a bus wreck a couple of weeks ago in Missouri. The bus driver was in very bad condition, and 4 out of the 28 kids died. Most of them were in the hospital from when the bus hit another car, they flew forward. Safe? I think not.

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Actually, there was a bus wreck a couple of weeks ago in Missouri. The bus driver was in very bad condition, and 4 out of the 28 kids died. Most of them were in the hospital from when the bus hit another car, they flew forward. Safe? I think not.

I thought you lived in kansas..... :) :) :lol:

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My questions

4. why do adults say suger is bad for you when people online say its not;

5. Where is the 9th dimensuon;

6. Why are there more n00bs online than there was years ago?

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Actually, there was a bus wreck a couple of weeks ago in Missouri. The bus driver was in very bad condition, and 4 out of the 28 kids died. Most of them were in the hospital from when the bus hit another car, they flew forward. Safe? I think not.

I never said they were the safest in the world, just the safest in America. That's according to a survey done by the US government too.

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Actually, there was a bus wreck a couple of weeks ago in Missouri. The bus driver was in very bad condition, and 4 out of the 28 kids died. Most of them were in the hospital from when the bus hit another car, they flew forward. Safe? I think not.

I never said they were the safest in the world, just the safest in America. That's according to a survey done by the US government too.

If you consider the amount of miles driven and the number of injuries and fatalities, you will now arrive at the safety numbers. Consider air travel, it is an extremely safe method of travel. When an airliner crashes and the number of fatalities is in the hundreds, this sounds horrible. But you must consider the total number of flights, miles flown and number of injuries/fatalities and overall it is a very safe method of travel. It is more dangerous to drive your car.

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1 Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions?

2 How much do FedEx people make? (I'm considering this as a career choice strangely enough)

3 Why are buses yellow?

Would you rather they be purple?

Nope. Green. :):D

I'd prefer them to be red. Like they are.

 

Cool...buses are red where you live? :D

England.

I rde a Double Decker once. w00t! Fun time.

(tomarrow is natinal talk like Arkchher day, Im m practicing)

No it isnt, Its Fathers Day. :huh:

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Actually, there was a bus wreck a couple of weeks ago in Missouri. The bus driver was in very bad condition, and 4 out of the 28 kids died. Most of them were in the hospital from when the bus hit another car, they flew forward. Safe? I think not.

I never said they were the safest in the world, just the safest in America. That's according to a survey done by the US government too.

If you consider the amount of miles driven and the number of injuries and fatalities, you will now arrive at the safety numbers. Consider air travel, it is an extremely safe method of travel. When an airliner crashes and the number of fatalities is in the hundreds, this sounds horrible. But you must consider the total number of flights, miles flown and number of injuries/fatalities and overall it is a very safe method of travel. It is more dangerous to drive your car.

Yes Horatio, next time we want to go to school by veichle we will make your airbus our number one choice. :P:lol::P

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Why are tomatoes red?

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Why are tomatoes red?

They aren't all red. How about yellow tomatoes?

why are the red ones red?

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Why are tomatoes red?

They aren't all red. How about yellow tomatoes?

why are the red ones red?

Duh, If they werent red then they arent red tomatoes.

Trust you to come up with that one.

But why are they red?

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Once apon a time all the veggies and fruits ruled the world. All the veggies looked exactly like what they do now, exept the tomato, who was snow white.

Well, one day the tomato was singing when she thought that she was all by herself. Then all of a sudden the squash walked in. the tomato screamed!

The next day at school, during tomato's math, over the intercom was her singing! Obviously, Squash had taped her singing! So she blushed and blushed, until the blush was so deep of a red that it was permanent. The End.

 

*bows* -_-

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Why are tomatoes red?

They aren't all red. How about yellow tomatoes?

why are the red ones red?

Duh, If they werent red then they arent red tomatoes.

Trust you to come up with that one.

But why are they red?

Pigments in the skin... and flesh... and juice....

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Once apon a time all the veggies and fruits ruled the world. All the veggies looked exactly like what they do now, exept the tomato, who was snow white.

Well, one day the tomato was singing when she thought that she was all by herself. Then all of a sudden the squash walked in. the tomato screamed!

The next day at school, during tomato's math, over the intercom was her singing! Obviously, Squash had taped her singing! So she blushed and blushed, until the blush was so deep of a red that it was permanent. The End.

 

*bows* -_-

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can I set fire to my school and get away with it?

Not likely, but I'd help you if I was in the neighborhood.

:lol: I have some Molotovs in my closet if you'd like them. j/k

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Can I set fire to my school and get away with it?

Not likely, but I'd help you if I was in the neighborhood.

:lol: I have some Molotovs in my closet if you'd like them. j/k

I prefer something distinctly more.... volatile. Ukranian Vodka for a start....

Bah, Just open a few propane tanks, give a lighter to a 2 year old and have him prance around the tanks with it on while you run off. No need for all that alcoholic such'n such.

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Question:

Can I set fire to my school and get away with it?

Not likely, but I'd help you if I was in the neighborhood.

:lol: I have some Molotovs in my closet if you'd like them. j/k

I prefer something distinctly more.... volatile. Ukranian Vodka for a start....

Bah, Just open a few propane tanks, give a lighter to a 2 year old and have him prance around the tanks with it on while you run off. No need for all that alcoholic such'n such.

Ukranian Vodka is another name for mines.

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Question:

Can I set fire to my school and get away with it?

Not likely, but I'd help you if I was in the neighborhood.

:lol: I have some Molotovs in my closet if you'd like them. j/k

I prefer something distinctly more.... volatile. Ukranian Vodka for a start....

Bah, Just open a few propane tanks, give a lighter to a 2 year old and have him prance around the tanks with it on while you run off. No need for all that alcoholic such'n such.

Ukranian Vodka is another name for mines.

remember that I have access to special stuff. I have a hacker friend named Theo.

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Question:

Can I set fire to my school and get away with it?

Not likely, but I'd help you if I was in the neighborhood.

:lol: I have some Molotovs in my closet if you'd like them. j/k

I prefer something distinctly more.... volatile. Ukranian Vodka for a start....

Bah, Just open a few propane tanks, give a lighter to a 2 year old and have him prance around the tanks with it on while you run off. No need for all that alcoholic such'n such.

Ukranian Vodka is another name for mines.

remember that I have access to special stuff. I have a hacker friend named Theo.

Can he hack into the US DoD mainframe and fire the weapons platform at the White House?

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Question:

Can I set fire to my school and get away with it?

Not likely, but I'd help you if I was in the neighborhood.

:lol: I have some Molotovs in my closet if you'd like them. j/k

I prefer something distinctly more.... volatile. Ukranian Vodka for a start....

Bah, Just open a few propane tanks, give a lighter to a 2 year old and have him prance around the tanks with it on while you run off. No need for all that alcoholic such'n such.

Ukranian Vodka is another name for mines.

remember that I have access to special stuff. I have a hacker friend named Theo.

Can he hack into the US DoD mainframe and fire the weapons platform at the White House?

 

Theodora. Yes she can. She's a genius.

why am i bored?

Because you're special.

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why is the word abbreviation so long? I mean there's an abbreviation FOR abbreviation for pete's sake!

People simply have to be contradictory of themselves. If TGHL was involved, He'd blame Bush for being too contradictory and the word Abbreviation is Bush's fault for being stupid. :lol: Speak no more of this matter. <.< >.>

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why is the word abbreviation so long? I mean there's an abbreviation FOR abbreviation for pete's sake!

People simply have to be contradictory of themselves. If TGHL was involved, He'd blame Bush for being too contradictory and the word Abbreviation is Bush's fault for being stupid. :lol: Speak no more of this matter. <.< >.>

very true.

:)B)

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why is the word abbreviation so long? I mean there's an abbreviation FOR abbreviation for pete's sake!

People simply have to be contradictory of themselves. If TGHL was involved, He'd blame Bush for being too contradictory and the word Abbreviation is Bush's fault for being stupid. :lol: Speak no more of this matter. <.< >.>

Is it me or does Bush ejactulatorise a lot of riduclatory words for no intellirefic reason?

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why is the word abbreviation so long? I mean there's an abbreviation FOR abbreviation for pete's sake!

People simply have to be contradictory of themselves. If TGHL was involved, He'd blame Bush for being too contradictory and the word Abbreviation is Bush's fault for being stupid. :lol: Speak no more of this matter. <.< >.>

Is it me or does Bush ejactulatorise a lot of riduclatory words for no intellirefic reason?

 

No political questions.

 

If I light my thumb on fire, will another one grow back?

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why is the word abbreviation so long? I mean there's an abbreviation FOR abbreviation for pete's sake!

People simply have to be contradictory of themselves. If TGHL was involved, He'd blame Bush for being too contradictory and the word Abbreviation is Bush's fault for being stupid. :lol: Speak no more of this matter. <.< >.>

Is it me or does Bush ejactulatorise a lot of riduclatory words for no intellirefic reason?

By assumption of what you're trying to ask, i'd say No.

 

But I would suggest using a spellcheck next time- I see three horrible typoes here. :lol:

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why is the word abbreviation so long? I mean there's an abbreviation FOR abbreviation for pete's sake!

People simply have to be contradictory of themselves. If TGHL was involved, He'd blame Bush for being too contradictory and the word Abbreviation is Bush's fault for being stupid. :lol: Speak no more of this matter. <.< >.>

Is it me or does Bush ejactulatorise a lot of riduclatory words for no intellirefic reason?

By assumption of what you're trying to ask, i'd say No.

 

But I would suggest using a spellcheck next time- I see three horrible typoes here. :lol:

yes. I see them too.

 

When you put those carpets on your toilet, do you have to vacuum?

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why is the word abbreviation so long? I mean there's an abbreviation FOR abbreviation for pete's sake!

People simply have to be contradictory of themselves. If TGHL was involved, He'd blame Bush for being too contradictory and the word Abbreviation is Bush's fault for being stupid. :lol: Speak no more of this matter. <.< >.>

Is it me or does Bush ejactulatorise a lot of riduclatory words for no intellirefic reason?

 

No political questions.

 

If I light my thumb on fire, will another one grow back?

If you're Piccolo, then Yes. o_O

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why is the word abbreviation so long? I mean there's an abbreviation FOR abbreviation for pete's sake!

People simply have to be contradictory of themselves. If TGHL was involved, He'd blame Bush for being too contradictory and the word Abbreviation is Bush's fault for being stupid. :lol: Speak no more of this matter. <.< >.>

Is it me or does Bush ejactulatorise a lot of riduclatory words for no intellirefic reason?

By assumption of what you're trying to ask, i'd say No.

 

But I would suggest using a spellcheck next time- I see three horrible typoes here. :lol:

yes. I see them too.

 

When you put those carpets on your toilet, do you have to vacuum?

It would indeed be wise. Carpeted toilet seats are prime breeding grounds for a variety of creatures. Microscopic elephants, for example.

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The sun is one of many quarter-sized leftovers from Fireworks and pyrotechnics factories off in east US, They land over in Arizona, this being why all the rocks are red and burnt. Nobody knows what happens to the people. :o

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Come on, the peoples. Ask questions.

how do you get the gold skulltulla up in the wall at zoras lake when you are an adult in lozooc?

Have you no Bow 'n Arrow? Shoot it!

then how do you get the token down to you? longshot wont reach, nothing invisible, no useful scarcrow.

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Come on, the peoples. Ask questions.

how do you get the gold skulltulla up in the wall at zoras lake when you are an adult in lozooc?

Have you no Bow 'n Arrow? Shoot it!

then how do you get the token down to you? longshot wont reach, nothing invisible, no useful scarcrow.

FedEx the token to him. :lol::lol::lol:

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Why did I get frozen for the -checks list- 7th time on neopets?

 

Seriously, I don't know why. I got on, and it said that I was logged off, so I logged on and it said that I was frozen for insults. And I wasn't even on today. xD

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Why did I get frozen for the -checks list- 7th time on neopets?

 

Seriously, I don't know why. I got on, and it said that I was logged off, so I logged on and it said that I was frozen for insults. And I wasn't even on today. xD

Again? :o:lol:

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Come on, the peoples. Ask questions.

how do you get the gold skulltulla up in the wall at zoras lake when you are an adult in lozooc?

Have you no Bow 'n Arrow? Shoot it!

then how do you get the token down to you? longshot wont reach, nothing invisible, no useful scarcrow.

It'll be very tedious, get'cher self some fairies and some thingies, but Z-Target straight ahead of you, with the hookshot out. The control stick aims up and down, and Link side-steps with side-to0side motions. No flippin duh. See if you can target the Token, jump from wherever you are (I dont even know where you're talking about, but doing what I can to describe what Im envisioning) and use the hookshot in mid-air.

 

If nothing else, Go back in time and see if younger Link can get it with a Boomerang.

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Come on, the peoples. Ask questions.

how do you get the gold skulltulla up in the wall at zoras lake when you are an adult in lozooc?

Have you no Bow 'n Arrow? Shoot it!

then how do you get the token down to you? longshot wont reach, nothing invisible, no useful scarcrow.

It'll be very tedious, get'cher self some fairies and some thingies, but Z-Target straight ahead of you, with the hookshot out. The control stick aims up and down, and Link side-steps with side-to0side motions. No flippin duh. See if you can target the Token, jump from wherever you are (I dont even know where you're talking about, but doing what I can to describe what Im envisioning) and use the hookshot in mid-air.

 

If nothing else, Go back in time and see if younger Link can get it with a Boomerang.

tried it. remember where you got the boomerang, where jabu-jabu is? the whale? it is in that area. oh, and tried it.

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Why did I get frozen for the -checks list- 7th time on neopets?

 

Seriously, I don't know why. I got on, and it said that I was logged off, so I logged on and it said that I was frozen for insults. And I wasn't even on today. xD

Again? :o:lol:

 

Yeah. Like I said before, I was really ticked off. I just made 49k.

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I have a question. Why is the final mission against Sturm so annoying?

Who is this "Sturm" you speak of? And Arkcher, what are some tips for fighting the boost gaurdian in metroid prime 2 on hard mode?

To quote the commentary on one of my friends whom plays MP2 all the friggin time, "If I had a quarter for every time someone got owned by the Boost Guardian... I'd buy a **** load of gumballs." I promptly whacked him for cursing.

 

If you can beat him in Normal mode, use the same tactics. Just get more Energy tanks (You can have like... six at that point. seriously.) and get high on caffeine or ginseng and mash the A button like theres no tomorrow.

Charged Light Beam shots work real well, I forgot if you get Supa-Missiles around then, if you do, use those too. I can give you a list of Beam Ammo Expansions and Energy Tanks if you need. Cheap gaming websites tell you where every single one is. O_o

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I have a question. Why is the final mission against Sturm so annoying?

Who is this "Sturm" you speak of? And Arkcher, what are some tips for fighting the boost gaurdian in metroid prime 2 on hard mode?

To quote the commentary on one of my friends whom plays MP2 all the friggin time, "If I had a quarter for every time someone got owned by the Boost Guardian... I'd buy a **** load of gumballs." I promptly whacked him for cursing.

 

If you can beat him in Normal mode, use the same tactics. Just get more Energy tanks (You can have like... six at that point. seriously.) and get high on caffeine or ginseng and mash the A button like theres no tomorrow.

Charged Light Beam shots work real well, I forgot if you get Supa-Missiles around then, if you do, use those too. I can give you a list of Beam Ammo Expansions and Energy Tanks if you need. Cheap gaming websites tell you where every single one is. O_o

I have recently discovered that the Boost Guardian is rated one of the Hardest Bosses in the game by the makers themselves. The final boss is only medium, Metroid Prime Hunters anyone?

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I have a question. Why is the final mission against Sturm so annoying?

Who is this "Sturm" you speak of? And Arkcher, what are some tips for fighting the boost gaurdian in metroid prime 2 on hard mode?

To quote the commentary on one of my friends whom plays MP2 all the friggin time, "If I had a quarter for every time someone got owned by the Boost Guardian... I'd buy a **** load of gumballs." I promptly whacked him for cursing.

 

If you can beat him in Normal mode, use the same tactics. Just get more Energy tanks (You can have like... six at that point. seriously.) and get high on caffeine or ginseng and mash the A button like theres no tomorrow.

Charged Light Beam shots work real well, I forgot if you get Supa-Missiles around then, if you do, use those too. I can give you a list of Beam Ammo Expansions and Energy Tanks if you need. Cheap gaming websites tell you where every single one is. O_o

my problem is i keep getting hit by him when he is boosting around.

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I have a question. Why is the final mission against Sturm so annoying?

Who is this "Sturm" you speak of? And Arkcher, what are some tips for fighting the boost gaurdian in metroid prime 2 on hard mode?

To quote the commentary on one of my friends whom plays MP2 all the friggin time, "If I had a quarter for every time someone got owned by the Boost Guardian... I'd buy a **** load of gumballs." I promptly whacked him for cursing.

 

If you can beat him in Normal mode, use the same tactics. Just get more Energy tanks (You can have like... six at that point. seriously.) and get high on caffeine or ginseng and mash the A button like theres no tomorrow.

Charged Light Beam shots work real well, I forgot if you get Supa-Missiles around then, if you do, use those too. I can give you a list of Beam Ammo Expansions and Energy Tanks if you need. Cheap gaming websites tell you where every single one is. O_o

my problem is i keep getting hit by him when he is boosting around.

Hide behind pillars if in need of health you are, otherwise wait until locked on he is and not changing direction, then go stand next to him.

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I have a question. Why is the final mission against Sturm so annoying?

Who is this "Sturm" you speak of? And Arkcher, what are some tips for fighting the boost gaurdian in metroid prime 2 on hard mode?

To quote the commentary on one of my friends whom plays MP2 all the friggin time, "If I had a quarter for every time someone got owned by the Boost Guardian... I'd buy a **** load of gumballs." I promptly whacked him for cursing.

 

If you can beat him in Normal mode, use the same tactics. Just get more Energy tanks (You can have like... six at that point. seriously.) and get high on caffeine or ginseng and mash the A button like theres no tomorrow.

Charged Light Beam shots work real well, I forgot if you get Supa-Missiles around then, if you do, use those too. I can give you a list of Beam Ammo Expansions and Energy Tanks if you need. Cheap gaming websites tell you where every single one is. O_o

my problem is i keep getting hit by him when he is boosting around.

In Normal mode, when hes boosting around, you are in morph ball mode and run around like crazy and lay bombs all over the place. Once he gets hit by a bomb, he melts into that Jell-o Ing form. Then you plaster him with bombs again.

 

You wouldnt beleive how many times I got keeled dead by that guy.

Samus gets so dead she revives! using Kats theory on death.

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Why does poison ivy itch?  How can you stop it from itching without taking drugs from the doctor?  And no... calamine lotion, tech nu, bandaid itch lotion, caladryl, excema itch lotion and all those other products DO NOT WORK !!!

Aloe Vera works. o_o; You could also use a fingernail of sorts and stab at the itchy place rather than scratching, it works for me. >.>;; Dig a fingernail into an itchy spot till the pain overcomes any itchiness. Then it feels fine for a while.

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Why does poison ivy itch?  How can you stop it from itching without taking drugs from the doctor?  And no... calamine lotion, tech nu, bandaid itch lotion, caladryl, excema itch lotion and all those other products DO NOT WORK !!!

Aloe Vera works. o_o; You could also use a fingernail of sorts and stab at the itchy place rather than scratching, it works for me. >.>;; Dig a fingernail into an itchy spot till the pain overcomes any itchiness. Then it feels fine for a while.

Tried that. Have you seen a hammie's nails? :o I put one of those sharp little talons on the itchy spot, the blister broke and the liquid inside the bump now spread all over the place and now I have more bumps in the spot where I started out with one.

 

Aloe vera??????? I will cut a few of my plants now. Do I need to eat the gel or put it straight on the bumps?

 

(And don't say eat it.... that is some very vile gel)

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Why does poison ivy itch?  How can you stop it from itching without taking drugs from the doctor?  And no... calamine lotion, tech nu, bandaid itch lotion, caladryl, excema itch lotion and all those other products DO NOT WORK !!!

Aloe Vera works. o_o; You could also use a fingernail of sorts and stab at the itchy place rather than scratching, it works for me. >.>;; Dig a fingernail into an itchy spot till the pain overcomes any itchiness. Then it feels fine for a while.

Tried that. Have you seen a hammie's nails? :o I put one of those sharp little talons on the itchy spot, the blister broke and the liquid inside the bump now spread all over the place and now I have more bumps in the spot where I started out with one.

 

Aloe vera??????? I will cut a few of my plants now. Do I need to eat the gel or put it straight on the bumps?

 

(And don't say eat it.... that is some very vile gel)

Eat it?! EAT it?! :huh:

 

Never heard of Aloe stuff supposta be eated.

 

Apply the bottled gel stuff or aloe stuff straight from the plant (Which is far more effective) on to your poison ivy stuff.

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Has you people run of out questions again?

Is AW:DS good?

Yes, the statement A&W Soda is a Dumb Soda is a good one.

I meant Advance Wars: Dual Strike.

Well then specify these things next time. -_-

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Has you people run of out questions again?

Is AW:DS good?

Yes, the statement A&W Soda is a Dumb Soda is a good one.

I meant Advance Wars: Dual Strike.

I wouldn't know.

 

What is the middle name of my left foot?

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Has you people run of out questions again?

Is AW:DS good?

Yes, the statement A&W Soda is a Dumb Soda is a good one.

I meant Advance Wars: Dual Strike.

I wouldn't know.

 

What is the middle name of my left foot?

chunky?

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Why does my left foot have this funny gap between the middle and the 2nd toe to the right(1st toe to the right being the big toe)?

Becaaaaaauuuuuuuse. <.<;; Because yellow text is hard to read unless its highlighted. (Cheater.)

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Why does my left foot have this funny gap between the middle and the 2nd toe to the right(1st toe to the right being the big toe)?

Becaaaaaauuuuuuuse. <.<;; Because yellow text is hard to read unless its highlighted. (Cheater.)

why won't my poison ivy go away?

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