schimmislick Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 here they are............................................................................. .. I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn't find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit on by a venomous snake. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow. A hitman was looking for me. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. I eloped. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. My cat unplugged my alarm clock. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India. I forgot what day of the week it was. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night. A tree fell on my car. My monkey died. these aren't that good but still pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 here they are............................................................................... I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn't find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit on by a venomous snake. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow. A hitman was looking for me. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. I eloped. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. My cat unplugged my alarm clock. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India. I forgot what day of the week it was. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night. A tree fell on my car. My monkey died. these aren't that good but still pretty good I thought those were great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkcher Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 Whats a dead monkey have to do with anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moosey368 Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 another stupid reason to call in sick... tell your boss he is too ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Biggest Fan Of Fuzzy Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 here they are............................................................................... I was sprayed by a skunk. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity. I forgot to come back to work after lunch. I couldn't find my shoes. I hurt myself bowling. I was spit on by a venomous snake. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow. A hitman was looking for me. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser. I eloped. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up. My cat unplugged my alarm clock. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India. I forgot what day of the week it was. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night. A tree fell on my car. My monkey died. these aren't that good but still pretty good <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Most of them were weird but some were good!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 another stupid reason to call in sick... tell your boss he is too ugly <{POST_SNAPBACK}> not very smart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkyway2626 Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 not very smart! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you kidding me? That's VERY smart!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoops Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Are you kidding me? That's VERY smart!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes...if you want to get fired... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheesus Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 yes...if you want to get fired... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> exactly my point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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