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Once there was a cat named Kat. There was this guy named Arkcher who was her very good friend, but she was concered becuase he was bein' odder than normal. To fix the problem, she locked him in a cage.

The end.

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Lemme try...

Once there was a cat named Kat. There was this guy named Arkcher who was her very good friend, but she was concered becuase he was bein' odder than normal. To fix the problem, she locked him in a cage.

The end.

*visualizes Arkcher behind bars*

:lol::lol::lol:

*wonders if Kat gives him his computer*

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*visualizes Arkcher behind bars*

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

*wonders if Kat gives him his computer*

-agrees- KAT!! GIMME MUH COMPUTER!! >_> ELSE I SHALL CORRECT ALL THE SCIENTIFIC AND LOGIC MISTAKES IN YOUR LITTLE STORY THINGY!! AAAAHHH >_>

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-whispers over to MLs ear- I was watching the Master Of Disguise movie's DVD deleted scenes. They're hilarious. The wierd dancer guy in red clothes was talking to a waiter at a party about those little sausage weiners. And in the deleted scenes, a bee kept buzzing the guy in bright red clothes (i wonder why) so he got all mad and stuff. So i was quoting that. Its kinda wierd when he was like. Punching the bee. Wierd. -stops whispering- KAT GIMMIE MUH COMPUTER. AAAAAAAGH.

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Yer little shpeel about locking me up without my computer. o_O;

1. Theere is nothing wrong with meh story, so fuh! Fuh, I say!

2. Because I'm nice, I'll give you a computer. It's a laptop! It has a nice red boreder and everything. The little white knobbs on the sides replace the mouse. Oh, and if it freezes, turn it upside-down and shake it. *Tosses Etc-...I mean laptop to Arkcher*

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1. Theere is nothing wrong with meh story, so fuh! Fuh, I say!

2. Because I'm nice, I'll give you a computer. It's a laptop! It has a nice red boreder and everything. The little white knobbs on the sides replace the mouse. Oh, and if it freezes, turn it upside-down and shake it. *Tosses Etc-...I mean laptop to Arkcher*

Well, 'theere' is a few typos and plotholes in this story thing.

 

'Bein Odder' Im just glad that wasnt too bad a typo, I dont want to be an Odor. But that would be Being Stranger or Less Civil, More Odd or something like that. Bein' Odder just doesnt work.

 

To fix the problem, You should tell me to eat less sugar.

Locking me up in a cage wouldnt fix aNYTHING. THE... Caps lock is on. The locking of cagings and me-ings wouldnt fix anything, and i'd just go crazy cuz i dont have MY computer. This plastic rectangle of electrons wont do. The portable 42 pounds and half of ten minutes battery supply and 512K Ram wont gimme nothin. Or the 2 Mb harddrive! What were they thinking! Thats barely enough room for Windows 95!!

There isnt a power cord here, Five minutes wont gimmie 'nuff time to post even this!!

 

... Whats a Fuh?

 

You may have meant Border, But with that high-tech red Boreder, i wouldnt like. They bore you to no end, man.

And are these knob things lie those Etch-a-sketch things? Those are fun.

If it froze up, You open it up and take out the power supply, take it apart and reconstruct it back together, close the computer and fire it back up. Works for me. Upside-down-shakings wouldnt help, unless there was a fragile power supply that magically reconstructs. That'd be cool.

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1. Theere is nothing wrong with meh story, so fuh! Fuh, I say!

2. Because I'm nice, I'll give you a computer. It's a laptop! It has a nice red boreder and everything. The little white knobbs on the sides replace the mouse. Oh, and if it freezes, turn it upside-down and shake it. *Tosses Etc-...I mean laptop to Arkcher*

Ok that was just FUNNY! :lol:

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Well, 'theere' is a few typos and plotholes in this story thing.

 

'Bein Odder' Im just glad that wasnt too bad a typo, I dont want to be an Odor. But that would be Being Stranger or Less Civil, More Odd or something like that. Bein' Odder just doesnt work.

 

To fix the problem, You should tell me to eat less sugar.

Locking me up in a cage wouldnt fix aNYTHING. THE... Caps lock is on. The locking of cagings and me-ings wouldnt fix anything, and i'd just go crazy cuz i dont have MY computer. This plastic rectangle of electrons wont do. The portable 42 pounds and half of ten minutes battery supply and 512K Ram wont gimme nothin. Or the 2 Mb harddrive! What were they thinking! Thats barely enough room for Windows 95!!

There isnt a power cord here, Five minutes wont gimmie 'nuff time to post even this!!

 

... Whats a Fuh?

 

You may have meant Border, But with that high-tech red Boreder, i wouldnt like. They bore you to no end, man.

And are these knob things lie those Etch-a-sketch things? Those are fun.

If it froze up, You open it up and take out the power supply, take it apart and reconstruct it back together, close the computer and fire it back up. Works for me. Upside-down-shakings wouldnt help, unless there was a fragile power supply that magically reconstructs. That'd be cool.

Yeah, that's right. It is a laptop...I can't believe he actually fell for that...

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  • 2 years later...
The big person likes those little weiner sausage things. But he doesnt like bees.

 

And uh... theres the bee.

 

Yeah anyway. Bored.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~*

 

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Arkcher. He made a very stupid TAWPEEK.

Then a brownie named Mushroom_king walked in the room and put a dunce cap on Arkcher's head.

 

The End.

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

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There was once a chunk o' cheese. He went into a topic, and was suddenly confused by the idiocy it contained. This spurred the cheese into suddenly going on a weasel stomping rampage, until local authorities gave him everything he ever wanted, a padded room and a comfortable [straight] jacket. He broke out of there, though, and continued to wonder how long it would be until the previous day would finally come around.

 

The Beginning.

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now I feel high because I got Arkcher's initial post.... o.0 what is wrong with the Paz today?

Yeah, I seem to have that effect on people.

Its kind of funny to watch. XD

lol

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*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

This is the best TAWPEEK ever.

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

It makes thunderstorms appear outside my haus.

 

theres like, a whole lot of rain and lightning all over now.

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*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

This is the best TAWPEEK ever.

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

It makes thunderstorms appear outside my haus.

 

theres like, a whole lot of rain and lightning all over now.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~*

 

This TAWPEEK is the Chuck Norris of TAWPEEKS.

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

 

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

 

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

 

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

 

I was in georgetown.

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

 

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

 

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

 

 

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

 

Rehoboth.

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

Rehoboth.

I have been to Rehoboth. :)

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

Rehoboth.

I have been to Rehoboth. :)

 

I love the boardwalk. Last time I was over there me and my friend got a bag of 100 tootsie rolls and threw them at random people. xD

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

Rehoboth.

I have been to Rehoboth. :)

I love the boardwalk. Last time I was over there me and my friend got a bag of 100 tootsie rolls and threw them at random people. xD

What a waste of good Tootsie Roll candy!

*follows Cheesemaster around when he buys Tootsie Roll Candy*

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

Rehoboth.

I have been to Rehoboth. :)

I love the boardwalk. Last time I was over there me and my friend got a bag of 100 tootsie rolls and threw them at random people. xD

What a waste of good Tootsie Roll candy!

*follows Cheesemaster around when he buys Tootsie Roll Candy*

 

 

Well, we ate about 15 each. xD And THEN started pelting people with them.

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

Rehoboth.

I have been to Rehoboth. :)

I love the boardwalk. Last time I was over there me and my friend got a bag of 100 tootsie rolls and threw them at random people. xD

What a waste of good Tootsie Roll candy!

*follows Cheesemaster around when he buys Tootsie Roll Candy*

Well, we ate about 15 each. xD And THEN started pelting people with them.

At least you ate some. LOL

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

Rehoboth.

I have been to Rehoboth. :)

I love the boardwalk. Last time I was over there me and my friend got a bag of 100 tootsie rolls and threw them at random people. xD

What a waste of good Tootsie Roll candy!

*follows Cheesemaster around when he buys Tootsie Roll Candy*

Well, we ate about 15 each. xD And THEN started pelting people with them.

At least you ate some. LOL

 

 

Couldn't throw them all out.

 

But alas, I must go to bed now.

 

I have school tomorrow. >.<

 

G'night!

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

Rehoboth.

I have been to Rehoboth. :)

I love the boardwalk. Last time I was over there me and my friend got a bag of 100 tootsie rolls and threw them at random people. xD

What a waste of good Tootsie Roll candy!

*follows Cheesemaster around when he buys Tootsie Roll Candy*

Well, we ate about 15 each. xD And THEN started pelting people with them.

At least you ate some. LOL

 

 

Couldn't throw them all out.

 

But alas, I must go to bed now.

 

I have school tomorrow. >.

 

G'night!

Good night!

*runs off to highlight all Cheesemaster's typos* LOL

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Wow...I was dumb...XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

I'll bet Arkcher still has taht Etch-A...I mean LAPTOP...

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

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Wow...I was dumb...XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

I'll bet Arkcher still has taht Etch-A...I mean LAPTOP...

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

nnnno.

I dont.

 

I've got a Desktop now. =D

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Wow...I was dumb...XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

I'll bet Arkcher still has taht Etch-A...I mean LAPTOP...

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

nnnno.

I dont.

 

I've got a Desktop now. =D

 

I want a desktop in my room.

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Wow...I was dumb...XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

I'll bet Arkcher still has taht Etch-A...I mean LAPTOP...

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

nnnno.

I dont.

 

I've got a Desktop now. =D

 

I want a desktop in my room.

So do I.

We've got us a LAN made up of really short CAT5 Ethernet cords, so all our computers are in one room.

...

which isnt mine.

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Wow...I was dumb...XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

I'll bet Arkcher still has taht Etch-A...I mean LAPTOP...

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

nnnno.

I dont.

 

I've got a Desktop now. =D

 

I want a desktop in my room.

So do I.

We've got us a LAN made up of really short CAT5 Ethernet cords, so all our computers are in one room.

...

which isnt mine.

Well, you could move everyone's computers into your room. :lol:

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Wow...I was dumb...XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

I'll bet Arkcher still has taht Etch-A...I mean LAPTOP...

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

nnnno.

I dont.

 

I've got a Desktop now. =D

 

I want a desktop in my room.

So do I.

We've got us a LAN made up of really short CAT5 Ethernet cords, so all our computers are in one room.

...

which isnt mine.

Well, you could move everyone's computers into your room. :lol:

Or he could move all his stuff into the compy room...

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Wow...I was dumb...XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

I'll bet Arkcher still has taht Etch-A...I mean LAPTOP...

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

nnnno.

I dont.

 

I've got a Desktop now. =D

 

I want a desktop in my room.

So do I.

We've got us a LAN made up of really short CAT5 Ethernet cords, so all our computers are in one room.

...

which isnt mine.

Well, you could move everyone's computers into your room. :lol:

Which reminds me.

 

For unknown reasons, the breaker panel isnt in the garage in this house.

Its in my closet.

 

so.

I can pwn everyones power. o: from mah room.

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Wow...I was dumb...XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

I'll bet Arkcher still has taht Etch-A...I mean LAPTOP...

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

nnnno.

I dont.

 

I've got a Desktop now. =D

 

I want a desktop in my room.

So do I.

We've got us a LAN made up of really short CAT5 Ethernet cords, so all our computers are in one room.

...

which isnt mine.

Well, you could move everyone's computers into your room. :lol:

Or he could move all his stuff into the compy room...

:lol: Oh, I can see that now. :lol:

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Wow...I was dumb...XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~*

 

I'll bet Arkcher still has taht Etch-A...I mean LAPTOP...

 

*~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

nnnno.

I dont.

 

I've got a Desktop now. =D

 

I want a desktop in my room.

So do I.

We've got us a LAN made up of really short CAT5 Ethernet cords, so all our computers are in one room.

...

which isnt mine.

Well, you could move everyone's computers into your room. :lol:

Which reminds me.

 

For unknown reasons, the breaker panel isnt in the garage in this house.

Its in my closet.

 

so.

I can pwn everyones power. o: from mah room.

You didn't realize you had such 'power' over people. :lol:

That's until everyone is invading your room to get their 'power' back. :lol:

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I just realized Mk used a Chuck Norris....

correctly.

 

and....some other stuff.

like hot chocolate in a wifi cafe.

fwee! I like this place...and it's NOT barstucks!!

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I just realized Mk used a Chuck Norris....

correctly.

 

and....some other stuff.

like hot chocolate in a wifi cafe.

fwee! I like this place...and it's NOT barstucks!!

 

hah, barstucks. lol.

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

Rehoboth.

I have been to Rehoboth. :)

 

I love the boardwalk. Last time I was over there me and my friend got a bag of 100 tootsie rolls and threw them at random people. xD

 

-gasps-

 

You were the people throwing toostie rolls at me!

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It is all stormy outside o' my haus now. =O

*looks out cage window*

It is absolutely beautiful.

Sunny, windy, warm and absolutely a gorgeous day for riding my motorcycle! :)

Lucky. >.>;

 

I was supposed to go swimming at the ocean today.

Not in Florida... the rip tides are really bad this week.

I was in georgetown.

The last time I looked, Georgetown was not on the ocean.

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

It was close to a place that is on the ocean. With an awesome boardwalk.

And what place was that?

Rehoboth.

I have been to Rehoboth. :)

 

I love the boardwalk. Last time I was over there me and my friend got a bag of 100 tootsie rolls and threw them at random people. xD

 

-gasps-

 

You were the people throwing toostie rolls at me!

 

When were you being pelted with tootsie rolls?

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*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~*

 

-changes subject-

 

This picture is the reason I love dead rockstars so much.

 

post-6896-1181268317_thumb.jpg

 

*~*The Psychedeloc Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

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*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~*

 

-changes subject-

 

This picture is the reason I love dead rockstars so much.

 

post-6896-1181268317_thumb.jpg

 

*~*The Psychedeloc Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

Because of the Ryder Truck Rental?

:unsure::blink::unsure:

Johnny is wearing a pink sweater and Joey is apparantly a stripper.

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