Arkcher

Oh My. What do you want, a prize? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think she wants you to stop acting to aggressive toward her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think..not? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... Might I ask, why are you so stubborn and unreasonable now? I used to actually consider you one of my friends on this board. Why are you acting like this? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> People change... Example: puppydog/xMyOwnMindx <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I never saw that Puppydog person act positive, i wasnt on the board that long. I joined shortly after the second board came. I guess I could understand the people changing, as I used to be the biggest n00b you'd ever see. o_o;

[so did I. XD Hey, if he's in the mafia, we're supposed to protect him. So...somebody needs to go beat up Qill. I hope that won't be a problem.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [i dunno if I told everyone already or not, but this is still an incomplete RP archive i'm writing from. The other RP person lost internet connection a good four years ago, and only now i've established some form of contact. Im tryin to get it back up. e_e so I dunno if Qill shall be keelingyoudead'ed or not. Phyro doesnt like her very much.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [i was talking more about me bashin' her with a Claymore a few times, or something like that. >_>;;;] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [........ So?]

[That's Right. *watches Every wowan in the Uncheverse attac Archer* Archer: Get offa meh!e_e Me: Hey he's MY husband!!!!!!] It was a beutiful spring day in Invision square. Kat had just woken up and had gone through her daily routine: Wake up, eat Meow Mix,Sharpen Claymores, and warm up with somne DDR. Kat went outside. "Ahhhh. How wonderful. The sun is shining, the grass is wet, Bannabirds are Chirping. How..... Peaceful." Suddenly, Kat started to practice her Double-Neck Guitar. The Grim Hamster lord lived only a block from Kat, and didn't cope to well with this. "KEEP THAT DOWN YOU SWINE I'M TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO KIDNAP PATCHWORK!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [-continues fleeing- e_e -hides behind Kat- Save meh!] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Kat: Don't worry I'll save you!!!! *ties Arkcher to a tree with Corset top* ] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Thats like. the scariest thing ever.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [What are ya hiding behind me for, anyways? Like I would be able to do anything that actually kept you safe. x_x] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Hey, you're the raving mad cat with a claymore that pwns things. >_>; Pwn MK!]

Oh My. What do you want, a prize? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think she wants you to stop acting to aggressive toward her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think..not? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ... Might I ask, why are you so stubborn and unreasonable now? I used to actually consider you one of my friends on this board. Why are you acting like this?

and (dare I say...) Cow poo.

You're brilliant, MW. o_o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I is intellimagent. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ad when she gets back, tell her from me her siggy is wayyyyyy too long! i know mine in somewhat long, but with all t th the these these t these th these thi these thin these thing these things these thing these thin these thi these th these t these thes the th t it gets really annoying! i understand why DWLS got started! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> um. Your signature isnt much shoter, hate to say. o_o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, hers still managed to be about half the size, although it was somewhat long. But her new one is better. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I agree. -nods-

Oh My. What do you want, a prize? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think she wants you to stop acting to aggressive toward her.

when all-of-a-sudden Bowser (do I get away with that?) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (I say you can.) came and ate (Pie. ;D )

[That's Right. *watches Every wowan in the Uncheverse attac Archer* Archer: Get offa meh!e_e Me: Hey he's MY husband!!!!!!] It was a beutiful spring day in Invision square. Kat had just woken up and had gone through her daily routine: Wake up, eat Meow Mix,Sharpen Claymores, and warm up with somne DDR. Kat went outside. "Ahhhh. How wonderful. The sun is shining, the grass is wet, Bannabirds are Chirping. How..... Peaceful." Suddenly, Kat started to practice her Double-Neck Guitar. The Grim Hamster lord lived only a block from Kat, and didn't cope to well with this. "KEEP THAT DOWN YOU SWINE I'M TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO KIDNAP PATCHWORK!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [-continues fleeing- e_e -hides behind Kat- Save meh!] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Kat: Don't worry I'll save you!!!! *ties Arkcher to a tree with Corset top* ] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Thats like. the scariest thing ever.]

[*attempts not to laugh* >_____>;;;] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [-pwns- >(] [The other day, three of these female nemesis' of mine were like. flirty beyond beleif. It was scary. I ran away screaming. Just do something unattractive, they might leave me alone. n_n (Taking off my shirt would blind everyone! >) ]

[so did I. XD Hey, if he's in the mafia, we're supposed to protect him. So...somebody needs to go beat up Qill. I hope that won't be a problem.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [i dunno if I told everyone already or not, but this is still an incomplete RP archive i'm writing from. The other RP person lost internet connection a good four years ago, and only now i've established some form of contact. Im tryin to get it back up. e_e so I dunno if Qill shall be keelingyoudead'ed or not. Phyro doesnt like her very much.]

[That's Right. *watches Every wowan in the Uncheverse attac Archer* Archer: Get offa meh!e_e Me: Hey he's MY husband!!!!!!] It was a beutiful spring day in Invision square. Kat had just woken up and had gone through her daily routine: Wake up, eat Meow Mix,Sharpen Claymores, and warm up with somne DDR. Kat went outside. "Ahhhh. How wonderful. The sun is shining, the grass is wet, Bannabirds are Chirping. How..... Peaceful." Suddenly, Kat started to practice her Double-Neck Guitar. The Grim Hamster lord lived only a block from Kat, and didn't cope to well with this. "KEEP THAT DOWN YOU SWINE I'M TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO KIDNAP PATCHWORK!" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [-continues fleeing- e_e -hides behind Kat- Save meh!]

But its okay... Because Emily the elephant earred octopus... isn't a Metroid. And it sucked... Horatio's brain out. (does that work better for you? ) However, Meta-Ridley swoops.... (hyphens make it one word) like a rock. o_o Onto Kraid who... decides to sing. Everyone went deaf... and danced a... silly little jig. of fatal doom. (or something.) in a runaway... ambulance that was on teh highway, heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion.

But its okay... Because Emily the elephant earred octopus... isn't a Metroid. And it sucked... Horatio's brain out. (does that work better for you? ) However, Meta-Ridley swoops.... (hyphens make it one word) like a rock. o_o Onto Kraid who... decides to sing. Everyone went deaf... and danced a... silly little jig. of fatal doom. (or something.) in a runaway... ambulance that was on teh highway.

[May need vague moderation.] Chapter Thirteen Qill’s Darker Side “Anzi, Calm down. Due to draconic body parts I have, I’m mostly immune to its fatal effects. It has a paralysis effect every few minutes, and makes me immensely weaker for a few days. Perfect timing for it, too.†Phyro explained, glancing at Qill, who was intently listening, devising some form of plan. “Ah, Okay…†A short moment of silence. “So would you mind getting off of me?†“I would if I could. Paralysis?†“Oh yeah… …†After a few moments, Phyro regained his strength temporarily and sat himself up, and eventually stood up next to Anzi. “Cool…†Qill commented, smirking as she watched Phyro weaken. “Would you shut up…†Phyro looked away, and sighed in agitation. “I’m almost starting to wish that LehnVak had taken your life, as well…†“That’s not something that someone who is frequently paralyzed would want to say…†Qill said as she stood up, and got up in Phyro’s face, or at least tried to, considering he was quite taller. Phyro’s breathing got heavier as he intentionally expelled small flames from his nostrils, as he extended his claws behind his back, ready to attack. Likewise, Qill put her hand over her sword and smirked tauntingly. Phyro spread his wings out to a wider span, revealing the blades on his wings, as he breathed deeper, creating larger flares, as he growled at Qill. “Ooh, I’m so scared…†Qill commented, bearing her fangs. Just before Phyro was about to strike, losing his tolerance, Anzi stepped between them and pushed them away from each other. “Play nice, children…†Phyro twitched, and fell over, paralyzed once more due to the toxins in his body, just before Anzi reached over and had caught him in mid-air. “Hey now, You’re going to hurt yourself standing up. Sit down!†Anzi set Phyro down on the ground in a sitting position, leaning against a wall. “I would if I could, Anzi…†Anzi stood up, and looked over at Qill. “Qill, Anzu… I’m heading out for a while. And when I come back, I expect to see Qill and Phyro alive.†“What about burnt to a crisp?†“No.†Anzi strode out the building in a hurry, leaving Phyro open and vulnerable to whatever Qill may do. She smirked more deviously, and looked over at her sister. “Anzu, Would you object if I were to-“ “Do whatever, as long as you keep quiet.†Anzu replied before Qill could finish, intently staring at the book before her, reading it excitedly. Phyro did what he could to hide his fearful look as Qill approached him with a drawn blade, as she leaned down next to his immobile body, placing her sword on his neck. “Goodbye.†Qill spoke, wanting to put an end to what he was doing, and was just about to pull her sword away in a motion that would have cut Phyro’s throat, but Phyro had interrupted her attack, “Seeya.†Phyro replied, finding he was no longer paralyzed, as he curled his hand into a fist and punched at Qill in the face, causing her to drop the blade, and fall over with a bleeding nose. Seizing the opportunity, Phyro grabbed at her sword and blew fire on it, careful not to set the building ablaze as well, until the sword was hot enough, as Phyro placed one of his remaining claws on the edge, and pressed it to the sword, and moved it around until the edge had melded into a very dull edge. Phyro tossed aside the metal stick, which used to be Qill’s sword, as he weakly stood up, and instantly remembered about all the broken bones in his body, and the multiple, but bandaged, wounds in various places. Supporting himself by the wall, Phyro half-stood up, facing Qill, sustaining great pain as he panted. Qill sat up, one hand covering her bloody nose. “You’ve got nerve, kid. I’ll give you that.†“Great, then. We’ll call it a truce.†“Oh no, I’m not done with you, yet…†Qill grinned demonically as she approached Phyro, both of them somewhat struggling to stand. “Hey lovebirds, Mind keeping it down?†Anzu commented from behind her book, as she continued reading. Qill glared at her, and approached Phyro, whom defensively took a breath in and prepared to torch Qill, but she just looked at him tauntingly, not touching him. Phyro, Who had not caught on to the strategy beforehand, then half-exhaled, and fell over, paralyzed, entirely defenseless before Qill. ‘Perfect timing…’ Phyro thought to himself as he helplessly felt Qill arrange his body around next to the wall, inasmuch he was now mostly upside-down, with every broken limb bent, causing him great pain as she leaned on his twisted body, in a supposedly relaxed manner. As if she had just remembered to do so, Qill perked up once more and began unbandaging Phyro’s various wounds that Anzi had attempted to take care of. But all Phyro could do was sit there, and sustain ever-increasing pain as Qill took the strands of cloth that were somewhat bloodstained, and used them to bind Phyro so that when he would regain his strength, he couldn’t move. Upon tying his wrists together, Qill figured his legs were too damaged to be of much use regardless of if they were tied down or not, considering Phyro had somewhat draconic limbs that would not move in the direction necessary for Phyro to stand without help of someone else, or his arms. After checking him over to ensure the most discomforted position possible, Qill stepped aside and pushed Phyro down on to the ground, and comfortably sat down on his crumpled body. After a short moment or two of this, Phyro felt his muscles regain vitality, as he struggled against Qill’s weight, blinding pain, and the bandages that were tying his limbs to where he could not use them where they should be closing his wounds. Phyro clenched his fists together, and gnashed his jaws together, trying to suppress cries of pain and frustration in his helpless position. Phyro felt bones in his body cracking and sustaining increasing pressure as time passed, almost to the point where he could bear it no more… “Qill! You pervert, What are you doing?†An incredulous voice sounded from over in Anzu’s direction, who was peering over the top of her book to see Qill sitting on top of Phyro in unnecessary positions. “I’d have figured that whole Jared and you thing would have put a stop to that kind of behavior!†Phyro felt muscles tense in Qill’s… body, as the name Jared was mentioned. “It’s not what it looks like, Anzu!†Qill tried to explain as she stood up, leaving Phyro on the ground, still unbandaged and injured. “And don’t you go talking about… about… him… like that…!†Qill’s voice wandered as she spoke, drifting off into various memories. “Either way, Would you care to explain why Phyro there is in such a position? I thought Anzi had fixed up his wounds there.†Qill looked very agitated. “He… Well, I… That’s… the point!†“Of?†Anzu raised an eyebrow, as she set aside her book and walked over to Phyro and began untying him. “Hey! What are you doing!†“What were you doing, Qill? He’s got broken bones, here!†“I know!†“Anzu… Tame your siblings sometime, will you?†Phyro commented as he freely moved his limbs now, as he felt himself much, much more pain tolerant of his wounds as opposed to before. [i found parts of this to be fairly humorous. <.<]

[Dude. This is really scaring me. The subconsious minds of the lady-types are after me too! -flees- ]

of fatal doom. (or something.)

You're brilliant, MW. o_o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I is intellimagent. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ad when she gets back, tell her from me her siggy is wayyyyyy too long! i know mine in somewhat long, but with all t th the these these t these th these thi these thin these thing these things these thing these thin these thi these th these t these thes the th t it gets really annoying! i understand why DWLS got started! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> um. Your signature isnt much shoter, hate to say. o_o

Because Emily the elephant earred octopus... isn't a Metroid. And it sucked... Horatio's brain out. (does that work better for you? ) However, Meta-Ridley swoops.... (hyphens make it one word) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> like a rock. o_o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Onto Kraid who... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> decides to sing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Everyone went deaf...

Because Emily the elephant earred octopus... isn't a Metroid. And it sucked... Horatio's brain out. (does that work better for you? ) However, Meta-Ridley swoops.... (hyphens make it one word) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> like a rock. o_o

[... No. o_o]

[Anzi toppled over with Anzi on top of her?] [Oh thank you Kat and Cheesemaster! I resisted and was hoping someone would catch that!!! *hands Kat the Super Catnip Award... totally edible and hands Cheesemaster the Cheese Whiz award! * ] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> SWWWOOOOOOTS! There are some spelling errors in there. I will point some out for Kat Points or Awards... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [*gives Cheesey 14 points*] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Mostly just capitalization, but, "nether" is wrong. It is all bolded. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have this horrible habit of writing of always capitalizing stuff after commas. x_O

Because Emily the elephant earred octopus... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> isn't a Metroid.

[El Bump-o.]

But its okay...