Arkcher

[in celebration of me getting a new compy, imma post another chapter.] Chapter Seventeen Arranay “Oh! How terrible of me, I never introduced myself. My name is Arranay. I assume you are Anzi, and you are Phyro?†Phyro nodded, and Anzi gave Arranay an uneasy look. “Well, in consideration that you guys cant take out a few of those Torrask’s, I’d think it best that I went along with you. In this ‘secret mission’ of yours.†“Nope! No way! We’re full! No more people coming! No no no! We’re going now.†Anzi interrupted and began shoving Phyro along. “Come on.†“No no, she might come in handy.†Phyro stopped Anzi. “We cant trust her? Shapeshifter? Hello? She could be like… a Torr or a Lehn thing in disguise! You ever wonder how she knows so much about them?†“Torrask’s can shapeshift, yes, but cant grow in size and their color never changes. They’re always that sapphire color, 24/7. She isn’t blue. As for a LehnVak… if one were to absorb an illusionist…†“Exactly! I still don’t like her!†The two whispered and quietly argued over the matter for a few moments, as Arranay stood a few feet away, confusedly watching them try to conclude something. “Why not?†“Because! She’s… its just wrong!†Frustrated, Phyro turned to face Arranay. “Arranay, Are you evil?†“You idiot!†Anzi told him. “Odd question…†Arranay replied with a smirk. “I assure you I am not. To prove this…†She continued, pulling up the sleeve of her left arm, pointing near her shoulder. “There would be a darkness scar around here somewhere. An emblem found on each Torrask, LehnVak and their superiors. Not even a shapeshifter like myself can hide them or get rid of them.†“See, Anzi?†“Superiors?! There are rulers over those things?†“Well duh, someone has to issue orders of patrolling the area that Phyro here is in.†Phyro began pondering new thoughts that had come to him from this statement. “Do we really have to bring her?†Anzi asked Phyro, prodding him. “Unless we find a reason not to, we need another fighter.†“What? Unless we find a reason not to?! I can give you about fifty reasons not to!†“Shut up, she’s coming with us.†Phyro gestured to Arranay to follow him, who gladly did so, as Anzi drooped her head low and followed behind Phyro. After a few moments of walking, Phyro glanced over at Anzi, deciding she needed some words of comfort. “Now what’s wrong with having another person come along with us?†“Im being replaced as your guardian!†“No you’re not. And, I never agreed to that whole guardian thing to begin with." [Who else thinks its a bad idea? -raises hand-]

[i really, [i]really[/i] wanted to try and continue this one, but I think it's been dead too long. ._.;;;] [if you want to continue it, go ahead. o_o]

You have pearly yellows too? More like yellow-green sweaters! yes. or something. Explosions of death.

I think i need braces. but I havent been to a dentist for... five, six years? maybe just for or five. But... my canine teeth grew in sideways, those... what are those cheweing teeth called, whatever they are, they are mostly encased in gums, only about 1/16 of them are visible, and some of the more frontial teeth are somewhat crooked. Very odd. I think i need braces, i dunno about you. o_o; Not to mention that yellow-green tint...

As specified in me written works, the greek goddess Artemis is ruler over the Moon, and hunting, wild beasts, so on and so forth. I just put those together and put it so that she was the deific lycanthrope. It is Artemis' influencial nature over her underlings, other lycanthropes, that causes them to act violently. Also, the deific power of the moon has envigorating effect on the creatures it is connected to; When exposed to the full moon, a werewolf heals much faster, is more pain tolerant, senses sharpen, things like that. In short, they just get an envigorated sensation when around their figure of authority. for example, if you were in the presence of govornment officials, supposing you werent rebelious enough to murder them on sight, You would probably act differently than how you would around equals. Artemis is more deific than most govorning officials, (though fictional, Artemis is still cool) so she also, sort of radiates the envigoration that only lycanthropes sucha s herself are effected by.

Hey look, i found this old topic. Upon reading other peoples' fanfics, articles, theories etc. about werewolves, I've found that this lexicon dealie that I made isnt really great. So. I'm going to revise this whole thing and make it cooler. It will be the lexicon and/or coexistant... thingy of unexplained mysteries, of the current werewolf stories. Upon some of this 'research' of mine, i'll answer a few of your questions... Lycanthropy (i guess it would be the proper word for Werewolf-itude) is a form of biological metamorphosis, or rather shapeshifting. Lycanthropy specifically refers to werewolves, but there are other anthropomorphical creatures as I mentioned earlier (were-other critter.) This would be known as Therianthropy. Lycanthropy, as far as i've found, is the only real word for a therianthrope that refers to a specific counterpart of the human. As found in egyptian hyroglyphs or however its spelled, the odd creatures such as Ra, humans with the heads of other creatures (avians, canines, felines, etc.) are ancient religious deific therianthropes. Now, if a lycanthrope were to bite another crature... be it Human, there is no lycanthropal serum secreted in their bodies, it is a very hard to detect, let alone extract, chemical in their saliva. So, upon their victim being bitten, their teeth create punctures in their prey, and they salivate all over their victim, leaving them 'injected' as would be said in my stories. This chemical in their saliva, i guess still could be considered that lycanthropal serum, can do one of two things. If it is injected into a human, the human is then related to the therianthrope that had bitten it. If it is injected into an animal of any other sort, the animal is then given a human counterpart, making it a therianthrope. This is not reccomended, however, as they have little to no mental concept of civilization, and they stick out like a sore thumb among other humans. They then establish their own congregations in forests and uninhabitted areas, which other creatures durst not enter. If a lycanthrope bit a vampire, uh... I havent found anything about that in the handy resources i found this other stuff in, so i'll make something up. The vampire that was bitten would then die, or rather, become inactive and decay, considering Vampires are already supposedly dead. The lykos (wolven part of Lycanthrope.) counterpart of the vampire is a living creature, so, if spawned from a dead creature, or a vampire, it will change into a wolf and die. 'Makes sense to me. The origin of the word Lycanthrope, would be greek. It consists of two greek words. What wikipedias and stuff say about it, is that it is Lykos, being Wolf, and Anthropos, being Human. My interpretation of the word Lycanthrope, is that Lyc, (which according to ancient greek mythology, was a forest-dwelling, very insociable human, who offered his cottage as a temporary haven for passersby, but giving the passersby poisoned food. Zues got mad at him and turned him into a wolf, though something like his evil wills fought against Zues' curse half-heartedly, and gave Lyc the ability to change into a hybrid of his human body and his new wolf body, Thus creating the first werewolf.) meaning something like Strong/Envigorated Wolf, and Anthropomorph, meaning mixture of the prefixing word (referring to a biological form) and a human. Any more questions?

Hey look, i found this old topic. so. uh. what'd i miss? -looks around-

If i havent done this thing already, i shall nominate MK, um. someobdy else cool. uh. who else is cool that hasnt won. Eh, social_outcast_of_death was already nominated by MK-lady. Lexxy-man! yeah. him. nominated now. -nods- and Cheesemaster, too. if hes active enough. tryin' to think of anyone else... Ooh! EmilyE-lady. shes. nominated now. i might contribute here later on wiht nominees since i cant think of people right now X_o;

[You're really wierd. o_o;]

[... MAybe if I post another chapter, the topic will be more active. might as well try it.] Chapter Sixteen The Illusionist Contrary to what was imagined, a small rabbit hopped out of the grass, looked at its surroundings, saw Phyro, but calmly waddled away. “Rabbits waddle? I thought the bounced… jumped… thing.†Anzi commented as she stood up, looking at the creature. She stepped toward it, and saw that it saw Anzi as more of a threat than Phyro, as it began hopping away hurriedly. “Bye bye bunny!†Anzi called out, grinning, as she walked back over to Phyro and sat down next to him. Though much to their surprise, the rabbit followed Anzi back to Phyro. “This critter is a bit odd.†Anzi looked down at the rabbit that was sniffing its surroundings as if trying to identify these newcomers. Finding it annoying, she reached over and whacked it upside the head, and began humming some random tune in her head happily. Disturbed by this, the rabbit jumped back a step or two, looked at Phyro and Anzi uncertainly. After id had apparently made a decision in its head, the creature rapidly grew about four feet, but now resembling a humanoid. Within one second, all traces of the rabbit being there had gone. “What was that all about?!†The rabbit-person shouted at Anzi, stepped over to her and whacked her back upside the head. “What the…†Phyro commented as he stared at this apparently genderless human…? Anzi stood up as tall as she could, (which was still about chest-high in comparison to Phyro.) pointing out that she was in fact taller than this shapeshifter. In response to this, the shapeshifter grew an additional five feet or so. “In case you hadn’t noticed, im a shapeshifter.†“Wow. Who cares? I’m a catgirl. That guy there is a draconic hybrid of unknown origins.†“Elf.†“Whatever.†“Without regard to what species we are…†The shapeshifter began as it assumed the physical form of Anzi. It appeared to be a flawless mirror image of her. “What do you two think you’re doing in this, my territory?†“What does it look like we’re doing?†“Attacking random creatures that approach you.†The shapeshifter replied, giving Anzi a cold glare. “We’re traveling through. I’m the guardian of my master over there,†she pointed to Phyro.†“And we’re on a secret mission!†Anzi finished, and stuck her tongue out at the shapeshifter. “Great. Care to tell me what you two are really doing?†“Cant tell you that. You might be a spy of…†She cut off and stared at the forestry behind the shapeshifter. “What, One of these things?†It then shifted into the form of a LehnVak. Then formed a Torrask. “Or perhaps... one of these?†She mockingly said as she formed a poorly imaged version of Phyro. “I don’t look that bad…!†“Sure you don’t.†The shapeshifter then assumed what appeared to be its standard body, a female elf, relatively overdressed with various silk materials and other gaudy clothing, along with a handful of poorly concealed weaponry. “Um… Over there. The. Stuff.†With eyes widened, Anzi pointed toward where she was staring, which appeared to be, and sounded like a small group of Torrask’s, and a LehnVak or two. The shapeshifter calmly turned around, and watched the figures draw closer. “Guardian to the rescue!†Anzi called out as she stepped in front of Phyro. “Anzi. I can take care of myself this time.†“No.†“Can you see what’s in there?†Phyro asked Anzi or the shapeshifter, as Anzi was blocking him from moving. It was well within Phyro’s power to get around Anzi, but he didn’t want to risk injuring his friend. “Either some of those lehn-thingies, Torr’s, or evil bunny person minions.†Anzi replied to him, giving the shapeshifter another uneased, cold look. In response to this, she shrugged. “I don’t know what they are.†She continued standing still, impatiently waiting for the creatures to emerge from the unusually high forestry shrubs, brush and small trees. “Whatever. I’ll go find out. You stay here.†Anzi walked over to where the movement was, and immediately ran back upon seeing what was coming. “We’ve got Torr company!†Phyro struck fighting stance, Anzi protectively stood in front of him, as the shapeshifter snickered at seeing the small, weak catgirl try to protect the large, muscular draconic being. “You guys make it sound like these Torr’s are a threat.†“Phyro here has a near-death experience with those guys! And those lehn-whatsits!†“Heh… Watch and learn.†The shapeshifter laughed, struck battle stance and lunged at the enemies as they emerged from the forest. The shapeshifter turned into a Torrask, and wrapped her own arms around the adversary Torrask’s limbs, and swung them around as weapons, knocking out the other Torrask’s, until they were all apparently unconscious. The two LehnVak’s that remained ran over to the shapeshifter, as she use a Torrask as a shield to block the LehnVak’s staff, which immediately vacuumed the Torrask as if it were air, into the staff. The Shapeshifter formed back into her elven form, jumped amazingly high for her kind, bashed the LehnVak’s head in, causing its jugular weak point to fling out of its case. Incredibly fast, the shapeshifter ran over to the last LehnVak, grabbed its staff, As she pulled part of it toward the airborne weak point of the other LehnVak. Upon contact, both of the LehnVak’s seemed to evaporate. The familiar white wisps of absorbed energies from the LehnVak were now hovering in the air. “I think… this one is mine.†The shapeshifter spoke to herself as she touched one of the few energies, as she regained the absorbed strength in her arm. “Melda, siinghet tedel ne.†She then incanted a spell of sorts, and the remaining energy wisps entered her body, using the energy of other people and adding it to her own. Pleased with the result of her taking out six Torrask’s and two LehnVak’s all on her own, she walked back to Phyro and Anzi. “Did those two LehnVak’s explode?†“No, they evaporated. If they absorb the Krana of another LehnVak, their internal mechanisms overload and destroy themselves.†“Wait, wait, those are just robots?†“Yeah.†“Dude. How do you know all this stuff? And why aren’t you dead from that staff contact?†“If you’re agile enough, you can move their staff into absorbing something else, before they take your own energy.†The shapeshifter smiled, and stood before Anzi and Phyro, and an odd silence fell over the trio. [Creepy lady. of oddness. who was thus yet unnamed.]

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there.

[Wheeeee.] [backwards, that would be [.eeeeehW] . ... just so you know.]

[Good gravy, 13 was the most recent chapter here?! I thought it was like 16.] [ah well. Heres 14. and to make up for the absence in writing i'll throw 15 in there, too.] Chapter Fourteen A New Beginning “Qill, Shut up, calm down and leave Phyro alone. You don’t want Anzi to see you doing, well, that to him…†Anzu said with a smirk as she walked over to a large bench-like seat, yawned, and laid down. Qill shot a menacing glare at Phyro whom was smiling victoriously. This odd moment was interrupted by a rather constant screaming sound that was heard as its producer approached- Within seconds, A rather frightened Anzi ran in the door of the house, as she threw herself into a corner of the building, no longer screaming, but crouched down, apparently hiding. “Phyro! You… people…! Get down and hide!†Phyro did as he was told and sat down in a corner as Anzi was, as Phyro looked out the window to see three LehnVak’s passing by, searching the street intently for Anzi, apparently. “Oh, Please…†Qill looked agitated. “If Dragon-boy here is really all that, and puts up with these guys often, then we might as well get them out of the way.†With that, Qill took a breath in, in preparation to loudly call the LehnVak’s into the building. “Qill! NO!†Anzi shouted in a panic, and realized she was the one who had spoken loudly. Three LehnVak’s came in through the door, waving their staffs around as they did so. Phyro took the opportunity given to him, and jumped up, pried off a metal plating that covered a LehnVak weak spot. (That almost rhymes.) Without hesitation, he ripped it out and jumped over to the next one and repeated the process, just in time to stop it from slashing its staff at Anzu. “Yaa!†Anzi cried out as she tackled down the one remaining LehnVak, as it countered her attack and kicked her into a wall. “Anzi!!†Phyro called out upon seeing her get smashed into the wall, putting a cracking indention in which. The LehnVak’s attention was drawn toward Phyro now, as it lunged for him, while he tried to block its attack with his wings. A costly mistake. Phyro then felt a familiar, but not enjoyable sensation as all energy and willpower was drained from his body almost instantly as the staff impacted his neck. Mostly lifeless, Phyro fell to the ground, completely numb and paralyzed. Rather angered by this, Anzi decided to get vengeance upon this action against her, well, friend. She then did as Phyro would, by prying off the metal plating, and ripping out the core. The LehnVak then fell over, lifeless upon removal of vital parts. Anzi ran over to Phyro, who was now showing no signs of life- He had no pulse, nor was he breathing. “Oh, Come on… Don’t be dead.†Anzi spoke in a tone of voice she was not expecting to come from her mouth. She repeatedly checked for signs of life, ignoring what was behind her, of Qill, anxiously checking from a distance if he was dead. “Whoa. What the…. Anzi, Look!†Qill pointed out, as Anzi reluctantly glanced at where Qill was pointing- The LehnVak she had just taken down was still inactive, but there were five wisps of white energy floating about its body. Watching in curiosity, Each of the five entities slowly floated in different directions- Three out a window, one to Qill and one to Phyro. It appeared they were restoring the stolen energy and power from the LehnVak’s victims. Phyro twitched, and began breathing slowly, while Qill was breathing deeply, enjoying the sensation of having her body complete again. “Phyro! Phyro!!! Wake up!†Anzi shouted, gently shaking his body. Phyro moaned quietly, blinked one eye open and looked around inactively. “I’m up, I’m up…†Anzi made some comment of joyous manner in a language unfamiliar to Phyro, as she hugged him happily. “You’re alive!†“Yes…†Phyro weakly responded, Now having a reason to be glad about this for once. “Those LehnVak things are capable of draining someones life away if they are given the opportunity. Whoever’s behind all these critters chasing after me certainly likes using LehnVak’s…†Anzi kicked the lifeless adversary nearby, followed by a not necessarily intimidating insult, something along the lines of ‘Stupid evil thingy’. Phyro looked about himself, to see that Anzi was still trying to show the LehnVak she meant some damage, Anzu had gone back to sleep, and Qill was confusedly checking over her body, seeing that she had regained what was lost. After a short moment of this, Anzi got tired of kicking it, and resumed her task of hugging the life out of Phyro. “Hey… I see you haven’t been affected by that odd ‘poison’ of yours.†Phyro dwelled on that thought for a moment, trying to ignore Anzi that now had a death-grip on Phyro’s body. He had, indeed, not found himself paralyzed. Anzi gasped at herself, apparently upon thinking about something. “Come on, No more being alone.†Anzi told him, leading him outside enthusiastically. “What?†“I feel the need to protect you now, so Count me in as a personal guardian.†“You’re what?!†Phyro responded, rather taken by surprise. Anzi stood still, grinning at him. Phyro didn’t see much of a point in disagreeing or resisting her offer. Chapter Fifteen A new bounty hunter “Great! That’s all decided and taken care of then… Wait here.†She took a step toward the house, hesitated, and turned around, “On second thought, you come with me.†She finished and grabbed Phyro’s wrist, and once again attempted the dragging him along method of transportation. Likewise, Phyro tolerantly walked nearby. “Who does the what now?†“Wherever you go, I go too. … Without them.†She commented as they walked through the doorway. Upon hearing this comment, Qill sat up attentively. â€What? He’s leaving? Yes! … ‘Shame I didn’t get to kill you, though.†Qill commented from the corner of the room, as Anzu dropped her book and looked up at Anzi. “… Why’re you going with him?†Anzi hesitated. “Becaaauuuuussse….†She stalled for time to think of an excuse other than she found Phyro highly attractive. This was obvious to everyone in the room. “He can’t protect himself. Yeah. You remember that whole Lehn-whatsit incident that he got in to?†“I was hopelessly outnumbered!†“… But still…†Anzu shrugged, “Do as you wish. Farewell.†She then continued reading. “Bye bye.†Qill called out at Anzi led Phyro out the door, Anzi, brimming with glee, and Qill with a disturbingly satanic grin about her face. The mentality and message had effectively been given to Phyro; This was not the last time they would meet. Moreover, Next time would not be all too pleasant. Wordlessly, Phyro watched Qill and Anzu disappear behind the door, tagging along behind Anzi who was hurriedly walking along, pulling Phyro by his arm, as usual. They continued walking around aimlessly, both of them looking in various directions around the city. “Ssssooo, uh… Master, Where are we headed to?†Anzi said as she slowed, Phyro stopped completely. “… ‘Master’?†“You heard me†An awkward moment of silence followed, the two of them staring at each other. Both of them with completely different things in mind. “Anyway, I usually spend my time wandering around, looking for a secure place to hide out. It never really works, so I remain on the move searching for where my adversary is coming from.†“Excellent. Our first mission! To find where all the things are coming from! … How are we going to do that, though, Pull one off of the road and ask it?†“If you can understand their language, that’s about all there is to do.†“Alright then.†She took a step forward, then stopped again. “… Which way do we go?†Phyro looked about the scenery around them. “Good question.†“… Let’s go… That way.†Anzi pointed in a random direction, and started walking toward it. Phyro began to follow. After a good twenty minutes of walking around, Phyro sighed, and gazed off in the distance, lost in thought. A few somewhat sympathetic moments later, Anzi worked up the courage to talk to him again. “… Phyro?†Somewhat startled, he looked over at her. “… Why… exactly, are they after you?†“… I really don’t know. I can only assume they want me to do something for them. Every time they pursue me, they put me near death, but, as you can see, I’m still alive. They tend to save my life every time I’m on the verge of dying. I really don’t know what they’re doing.†“… Well, We need to go find out then!†Anzi commented suggestively, as they continued walking along. After a good hour or so of wandering about, Anzi then spoke her mind. “I’m getting a bit tired of walking, can we take a rest?†Wordlessly, Phyro sidestepped toward towards Anzi, took her by the wrist, lifted her into the air and placed her on his back rather effortlessly, and kept on walking with Anzi’s arms around his neck, riding along with him. As Phyro continued walking around, they came to scenery of a wide field on the edge of a forest. Phyro came to a sudden stop, staring at the ground. “… What is it?†Anzi commented, and tried to see over Phyro’s shoulder. “… Torce.†“What?†“In short, it has significant relation toward the Torrask’s. Here is some on the ground. There are some nearby.†A rustling in nearby tall grass caught his attention. “Get down.†Phyro said, quietly, firmly. Anzi released her arms from Phyro’s neck; fell to the ground, effectively keeping herself as low as possible. Phyro silently stepped toward the forestry brush… [OOOOOOOOOOOH. o_o]

[Good news. progress. thing.] [in the process of moving, i have a lot of time without internet connection, but a lappy to write stuff on. After about a week of writing, im about one chapter away from finishing this story here. -parties- The problem is, i left stuff out. I forgot to record a vital part of the RP as it happened a few years back, so i have the before and after part of that section of the story, I just left it out altogether. So... The story was gonna be about 30 chapters long, but i think its ending at about 23. Right now im on 21, i think. Another large writers block keeping Anzi from doing anything cool in the 'shootout at the OK corral', aka the big finale. So its relatively boring. I might add some more content before the ending, since i want ti more than 23 chapters, Or i could just keep writing since theres a lot of stuff unexplained at the end. Anyway, The ending part isnt going so well, considering im about 10 pages after the RP ended. I lost contact with the other end, with whom im still trying to reestablish contact so we can continue. Imma go get a new chapter and post it. yay.]

About that point, you rip the sheets off. Im too heavy to pull just the sheets off, so in a moment or two you'll either have ripped sheets or me on the floor. Muhaha.

'Da Dog Lova is brilliant. maybe I should post some more on here. or just make some more.

1. ... 'cuz you ARE =o 2. yes. n_n 3. Ah, but you arent. 4. They cant annoy people with just a few songs, you know. 5. No, not really. 6. on the moon. =D 7. Why not be? 8. They're all takin over the world. An important step in world domination is to multiply that of your kind. 9. I dunno. 10. I dunno, havent played Pikmin2 yet. 11. So they can smell the... um. themselves. burning. 12. I beleive Olimar described them as a set of gills near their cheeks, not mouths. 13. Aerodynamacy, or something. 14. How do you know there arent? There are in Pikmin 1, if you took time to notice all of the Pikmin onions that were trying to follow Olimar out of their planet, when you obtain all 30 parts. i think there are black ones anyway... 15. Otherwise they couldnt resemble small rabid albino things. 16. What if they're just muscular? 17. See answer .15 18. So you can put stuff in it. and then grind with it, much like a skateboard. 19. I know you are, but what am I? 20. Harry cubbub mc bubbub. 1. Is Trent watching me? [Go ask him.] 2. ... [Well put.] 3. buh-HUH? [backwards, that would be Huh-Hub.] 4. Okay [Yako.] 5. HA!\ [What?] 6. *eats potato chips* Is NOT! [How would you know its not on the moon? if you knew where it was, you wouldnt have asked me.] 7. ... [Well put.] 8.*multiplys Spectral Brownies* [uh... no comment.] 9. ... [Well put.] 10. Then PLAY IT! [Gimmie $50 and i'll go get it.] 11. Way to use your Brain, Genius. They arn't on Fire. [They are when you torch them. or lead them into a torch.] 12. They look like mouths to me! [No.] 13. Okay [Yako.] 14. but I can't beat it. [Hah, so we're even. i havent played Pikmin2 and you cant get 30 parts in Pikmin1. (I got them by the 20th day. =D)] 15. They arn't rabid! [How do you know?] 16. *eats some more Potato Chips* They look Fat to me! [um....] 17. see 15 [Where?] 18. My husband dosn't even know what a Meat Grinder is?! [!?si rednirG taeM a tahw wonk neve t'nsod dnabsuh yM] 19. O_O [O_O backwards is O_O...] 20. Oh. I thought you were Arkcher. [i bet you arent MK, either. =D] i felt lazy and editted the quoted post.

1. ... 'cuz you ARE =o 2. yes. n_n 3. Ah, but you arent. 4. They cant annoy people with just a few songs, you know. 5. No, not really. 6. on the moon. =D 7. Why not be? 8. They're all takin over the world. An important step in world domination is to multiply that of your kind. 9. I dunno. 10. I dunno, havent played Pikmin2 yet. 11. So they can smell the... um. themselves. burning. 12. I beleive Olimar described them as a set of gills near their cheeks, not mouths. 13. Aerodynamacy, or something. 14. How do you know there arent? There are in Pikmin 1, if you took time to notice all of the Pikmin onions that were trying to follow Olimar out of their planet, when you obtain all 30 parts. i think there are black ones anyway... 15. Otherwise they couldnt resemble small rabid albino things. 16. What if they're just muscular? 17. See answer .15 18. So you can put stuff in it. and then grind with it, much like a skateboard. 19. I know you are, but what am I? 20. Harry cubbub mc bubbub.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is

[i learn from the best. ;D]

If you'd compile your accumulated questions into one post, i'd get them all at once since I dont feel like digging through the topic and finding them right now.

[im sure that some day you'll be really, really bored and want to read something, though. Then you can read these from start to finish. =D]

[Mine are too small. ._. Considering they are like size 9 or something, and now i wear size 11½ footwear. xD]

Yay, i got a DS for christmas too, along with Nintendogs. Anyone have any tips/cheats for it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> People have GOT to give me more reason to buy that game other than you pet a dog with a stylus. I dont want to pay another $40 for a digital version of a pet that I dont like. Although, earlier today, I bought a DS for myself (Similarly to my Gamecube, i blew my 2-3 year savings on the system. I have to buy these things myself. >_< ) but, uh... The pricing was different than I thought. I was $10 shorter than I thought I was, and me buds' discount card was for buying used games only, no systems (big surprise) So, now I have a DS with a charger. no games. I cant find my GBA games, even. I was going to get a case for the system to keep it in good condition, but it... didnt work out so well. Considering that after buying the DS alone I had $2 left. And similarly to MW, the sales tax was like $12.

[You have odd clothing. o_o] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [it somehow implies something wrong... *o_o's back*] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [i agree.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Playboy? -thinks for awhile- Is MK a man?] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Maybe, MK's gender is still an enigma. But being married to a guy, in my view, is highly firghtening, even if its in a fictional story.] [Yeah, I did a typo and said firghtening. so um. Kat, gimmie a typo award or something. =D] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [Haha! Arkcher married a guy! Oh, and yeah. *chuck a Type Award at Arkcher* Merry Christmas.] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ooh, thats a new one. a type award. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ...You want the award or not? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I already took it. mah first Type award. =D