Arkcher

Perhaps they both like you and they are in competition to see you can 'catch' you first!!! Yeah, I think thats what they're doing. o_o;

Brianrietta was boring today. D= and didnt do anything. but The Denzel seems to be taking her position for the common staring-at and nervously looking away. x_x I dont even knooooowwww anymore.

D= Snap. I forgot peaple's were stoopid enough to do that.

So, Okay. Doods. The Denzel and Brianrietta seem to be plotting something. stealthy. Brianrietta sat down over by where I was standing for a few minutes, and commented about how much she liked my shoes. (What kind of wierd person likes lame dress shoes? O_o I think they're ugly. XD) So, I shot it back at her and said I liked her shoes. XD afterward, i actually paid attention to it, and she has those wierd high-heel sandals. with self-pimped out beads all over it. While on the topic of how I was all purdy (shes off her rocker if she thinks so.) she asked if I'd help out with decorating a dance coming up in mid-december. and if I had a drink fountain thing at my house. You know, one of those things that are like those fondue fountain things, only it shoots SPRITE everywhere?! Yeah, she wanted to know if I had one of those floatin' around at my place. ... no. I dont. I'll help throw sparklies around for her, though. 'make that gym actually look good. And maybe get it to smell like not-sweaty teenagers. that would be good. Then The Denzel was all flirty. I said something that reminded me of an inside joke with one of my online friends, and said something (i forgot what it was) and started cackling insanely. the Red-Steckled Elbermung, one of the other flirts over there, asked what I was laughing at, and The Denzel answered for me that she didnt know, and shed never heard me laugh like that before. you know, like she'd pay attention to that sort of thing. And amid my other wisecracks that not even I think are very funny (which I continue to do for that purpose...?) , She keeps laughing at them anyway. I dont even know what she's thinking, cuz sometimes shes a flirt and sometimes she isnt. I would now go on about why are the lady-types so engimatic and wierd about their feelings, but I dont want to be too hypocritical about it, seeing... what I'm doing in this situation. tracking their IP adresses down through my sisters computer, and taking note of everything in they do, on websites or down to their away messages on IM. XD (Doesnt that make me one of those obsessive stalkers?) while refusing to tell anyone what I really feel about anyone. X'cept you guys, but you're... all the way somewhere else, and either cant do anything except advise, or just dont give a hoot. so im safe. XD

[o___o;... Becaaauuuuussse... Theres a Meat Grinder over here in mah haus that is like, little. and you like, turn this little handle crank thing and a thing thing thinger pushes some beef or whatever into a little grinding thing and spits it out. Its fun. so you have one of the smaller ones. But not too small to put stoopid peaple's into.] *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* [show me a picture. It is probably not the kind of Meat Grinder I use.] [i use Dark Side Of The Wall ® Meat Grinders. Go see the Fake Advertisments topic, theres an ad there, but it says Mushroom Meat Grider. But Mushroom changed to Dark Side Of The Wall.] *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* [s'like a more awesome-looking thing than this: ... yeah. one'a dose. Only like, less stoopid looking and more portable.]

More HD stories FTW. n_n This is pretty great. you should like, continue it.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then

Unless I find some patterns to rip off and the right sorts of Fabric to make a new costume for myself (Another RP character of mine. 'Looks like Marth, but its not. ;D ) i'm goin as Val Hawyn again. like I did last year. and the year before. XD But this time, im in like, a different place. so its not repetitive for anyone but myself. I a-so wanna figure out how I can get a strap for my bow and keep it in my cloak some-magical-how. (That being a word made up by one of my other friends, so dont call it that Arkcher-talk or whatever you people say it is. This time, its Cristian-speak. ;D ) That'd be pretty awesome. Especially cuz Val has a bow, too. thats cooler than mine. D= Now a problem that has arisen is what am I gonna do on halloween? o_o; Doing that trick or treating thing by yourself is real' boring, and my siblings dont want to do that anymore (as far as im concerned, you're never too old to do that. Its just how paranoid the people in your area are that matters. XD) so, I might... try making some friends between now and the 31st. ._.; and see'f I go with thems.

I agree. >__> Wha'f you were like, playin' Metroid Fusion while talking in Arkcher-man style? I need to come up with an official name for that... thing, way of speech, language, I dunno. i dont even know what it is. XD

Does that mean you don't like Brianrietta anymore? ;_; Aww. It was so cute. Maybe she was just confused on how to tell you she likes you? x_X I dunno. But you should give her another chance. Eh, She lost a whole lot of brownie points, but I think from my... response (mostly just avoiding her uncomfortably and always finding something better to do) she got the message that I wasnt all for her appearance. I hope she knows thats not the way to get my attention. I still like her, but I think some adjustments need to be made. >__>; I agree, i think she just has it wrong how she wants to say she likes me too. and hope so. I think it would be more hilarious to just suddenly reveal that in a very public and awkward situation. Embarassment for all. XD That' be so hilarious. Now that i'm mostly over her stupidness of earlier today, I have another part of this still-unnofficial relationship to tell. ... since i forgot and just remembered. Brianrietta, The Denzel, and two other people, are all in their own little amoeba, of friends and whatever. Since we moved in, they got a liking toward my older sister, and made my sister the fifth member of their little group. Applying madd hacker skillz, I got on my sisters' lappy and got all of this amoeba's IM names. (Im so stealthy.) but I cant tell which one is Brianrietta. D= I can identify two of the four, one is The Denzel, the one that got... a large group of people confused for me having an obsession with her rather than Brianrietta. so, I have The Denzel, and one of the more useless members of that amoeba. I think I found which one is Brianrietta, but I cant be sure without being blatantly obvious that im hacking my sisters computer to find out about her friends. So, I have all their IM names... but only one of them even knows Im a computer nerd, let alone have IM myself. What would be the most strategic move? I dont even know, man. People are confusing. Uhh... Did you try asking her what her screen name is? XD .... ._. no. I cant do THAT. because... uh, the... the things and the are the winning rumble dumble sports team? Methinks that arkcher is nervous around girls! No im not. Shuddup. You dont know that. I'm gonna go and prove that you cant prove anything about being nervous about anything and all that. mess. -peeow!- XD Just ask her. She likes you, so she'll probably be only too happy to tell you what it is. One reason why I havent done this yet is 'cause What would you do if a guy you liked with some... very noticable physical blemishes, came up to yeh and said he really liked you? I'm trying to time it right, as I may have hinted towards before, I have a ridiculous and stubborn case of acne, (But its getting better. im like, pwning them with magical things that make them go away. n_n) so I really dont want to make any moves on the matter until i've improved a bit more. but Once I get that out of the way, i'll probably come up with some other excuse. Guys are stupid. XD XD Then don't just wander up to her and yell "YO I LIEK U WHATS UR IM? ". Ask her if she has one, and then what it is. And I'm guessing that if she likes you, she probably doesn't care too much about acne. Ok, I guess i'm just being too paranoid about it. >__> but Like I said, im coming up with another excuse, see... I need to figure out some memorable way of telling her this. and a good one. 'cause that whole first impression dealie, so i'll... be a stalker or something, and find some stealthy way of doing this.

Yeah, Thats pretty much how The Denzel got into this whole mess. instead of Brianrietta. cuz I just stare at things at random, sometimes it happens to be someone of the opposite gender, and I have the whole fitting group all talking about how I liked that person or the other. they're dumb. ._.

Does that mean you don't like Brianrietta anymore? ;_; Aww. It was so cute. Maybe she was just confused on how to tell you she likes you? x_X I dunno. But you should give her another chance. Eh, She lost a whole lot of brownie points, but I think from my... response (mostly just avoiding her uncomfortably and always finding something better to do) she got the message that I wasnt all for her appearance. I hope she knows thats not the way to get my attention. I still like her, but I think some adjustments need to be made. >__>; I agree, i think she just has it wrong how she wants to say she likes me too. and hope so. I think it would be more hilarious to just suddenly reveal that in a very public and awkward situation. Embarassment for all. XD That' be so hilarious. Now that i'm mostly over her stupidness of earlier today, I have another part of this still-unnofficial relationship to tell. ... since i forgot and just remembered. Brianrietta, The Denzel, and two other people, are all in their own little amoeba, of friends and whatever. Since we moved in, they got a liking toward my older sister, and made my sister the fifth member of their little group. Applying madd hacker skillz, I got on my sisters' lappy and got all of this amoeba's IM names. (Im so stealthy.) but I cant tell which one is Brianrietta. D= I can identify two of the four, one is The Denzel, the one that got... a large group of people confused for me having an obsession with her rather than Brianrietta. so, I have The Denzel, and one of the more useless members of that amoeba. I think I found which one is Brianrietta, but I cant be sure without being blatantly obvious that im hacking my sisters computer to find out about her friends. So, I have all their IM names... but only one of them even knows Im a computer nerd, let alone have IM myself. What would be the most strategic move? I dont even know, man. People are confusing. Uhh... Did you try asking her what her screen name is? XD .... ._. no. I cant do THAT. because... uh, the... the things and the are the winning rumble dumble sports team? Methinks that arkcher is nervous around girls! No im not. Shuddup. You dont know that. I'm gonna go and prove that you cant prove anything about being nervous about anything and all that. mess. -peeow!- XD Just ask her. She likes you, so she'll probably be only too happy to tell you what it is. One reason why I havent done this yet is 'cause What would you do if a guy you liked with some... very noticable physical blemishes, came up to yeh and said he really liked you? I'm trying to time it right, as I may have hinted towards before, I have a ridiculous and stubborn case of acne, (But its getting better. im like, pwning them with magical things that make them go away. n_n) so I really dont want to make any moves on the matter until i've improved a bit more. but Once I get that out of the way, i'll probably come up with some other excuse. Guys are stupid. XD

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Your making fun of my favourite band. I have no choice but to kill you. *~*The Psyhcedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Im not making fun of it. and I never said anything negative about them, neither.

Brianrietta's fashionly rampage continues! Chaos in peoples retinaes! there is something wrong with that kid. o_o; Today she was wearing a far-too-small Tshirt that said 'dont you wish your girlfriend was as hot as me' and some rather baggy shorts with knee-high socks. that were christmas themed, for some reason. though she seemed more intent on trying to sleep than to flirt. I think one problem she has is her self-esteem, She really isnt hot, more of the cute person. Shes fitting adorable, its hilarious. XD

Does that mean you don't like Brianrietta anymore? ;_; Aww. It was so cute. Maybe she was just confused on how to tell you she likes you? x_X I dunno. But you should give her another chance. Eh, She lost a whole lot of brownie points, but I think from my... response (mostly just avoiding her uncomfortably and always finding something better to do) she got the message that I wasnt all for her appearance. I hope she knows thats not the way to get my attention. I still like her, but I think some adjustments need to be made. >__>; I agree, i think she just has it wrong how she wants to say she likes me too. and hope so. I think it would be more hilarious to just suddenly reveal that in a very public and awkward situation. Embarassment for all. XD That' be so hilarious. Now that i'm mostly over her stupidness of earlier today, I have another part of this still-unnofficial relationship to tell. ... since i forgot and just remembered. Brianrietta, The Denzel, and two other people, are all in their own little amoeba, of friends and whatever. Since we moved in, they got a liking toward my older sister, and made my sister the fifth member of their little group. Applying madd hacker skillz, I got on my sisters' lappy and got all of this amoeba's IM names. (Im so stealthy.) but I cant tell which one is Brianrietta. D= I can identify two of the four, one is The Denzel, the one that got... a large group of people confused for me having an obsession with her rather than Brianrietta. so, I have The Denzel, and one of the more useless members of that amoeba. I think I found which one is Brianrietta, but I cant be sure without being blatantly obvious that im hacking my sisters computer to find out about her friends. So, I have all their IM names... but only one of them even knows Im a computer nerd, let alone have IM myself. What would be the most strategic move? I dont even know, man. People are confusing. Uhh... Did you try asking her what her screen name is? XD .... ._. no. I cant do THAT. because... uh, the... the things and the are the winning rumble dumble sports team? Methinks that arkcher is nervous around girls! No im not. Shuddup. You dont know that. I'm gonna go and prove that you cant prove anything about being nervous about anything and all that. mess. -peeow!-

my Horatio 'Nonymous-itude counter (how many times I've seen Horatio on, anonymous in the past... while...) has reached 80 by now. I think its hilarious. I had the counter in my siggy one time, but it was mysteriously being subtracted when I wasnt looking. (Hmmmm...) so its on my compy now, and when I've remembered to, i've added a counter when Horatio is on and anonymous. its up to 80 now. I'll letcha know when it gets to 100. then we party or something.

now Would you prefer snakes on a bed, or snakes on a plane? XD

Does that mean you don't like Brianrietta anymore? ;_; Aww. It was so cute. Maybe she was just confused on how to tell you she likes you? x_X I dunno. But you should give her another chance. Eh, She lost a whole lot of brownie points, but I think from my... response (mostly just avoiding her uncomfortably and always finding something better to do) she got the message that I wasnt all for her appearance. I hope she knows thats not the way to get my attention. I still like her, but I think some adjustments need to be made. >__>; I agree, i think she just has it wrong how she wants to say she likes me too. and hope so. I think it would be more hilarious to just suddenly reveal that in a very public and awkward situation. Embarassment for all. XD That' be so hilarious. Now that i'm mostly over her stupidness of earlier today, I have another part of this still-unnofficial relationship to tell. ... since i forgot and just remembered. Brianrietta, The Denzel, and two other people, are all in their own little amoeba, of friends and whatever. Since we moved in, they got a liking toward my older sister, and made my sister the fifth member of their little group. Applying madd hacker skillz, I got on my sisters' lappy and got all of this amoeba's IM names. (Im so stealthy.) but I cant tell which one is Brianrietta. D= I can identify two of the four, one is The Denzel, the one that got... a large group of people confused for me having an obsession with her rather than Brianrietta. so, I have The Denzel, and one of the more useless members of that amoeba. I think I found which one is Brianrietta, but I cant be sure without being blatantly obvious that im hacking my sisters computer to find out about her friends. So, I have all their IM names... but only one of them even knows Im a computer nerd, let alone have IM myself. What would be the most strategic move? I dont even know, man. People are confusing. Uhh... Did you try asking her what her screen name is? XD .... ._. no. I cant do THAT. because... uh, the... the things and the are the winning rumble dumble sports team?

D= Brianrietta is off her rocker, I swear. This time she came as some stupid mixture of an emo and goth (neither of which go well with a rather pale, very-freckled re-hairded nerd) and had like 3-inch black eyeliner on, some of those wierd chain-leather-spikedy things you get at Hot Topic, and some wristbands. And a black shirt with that tinkerbell dood on it (Whyyyy...? o_o; ) and... a necktie. black one with little Batman logos on it. I think she was trying to get my attention in a subtle fashion, 'cuz when I glanced at her, she was hurriedly writing something on paper that I couldnt see (like behind the desk) Or drawing something. I dunno, man. She's wierd. ... n_n

omgpinkfloyd:o Since I had never heard any of those doods' songs before, I like... found some online -cough- aaaaand listened to them. >_>; You have wierd tastes, MK.

I had a dream once that I was playin' teh Sims... and you know how sometimes a dood calls and says they need to check something on your phone, and not to pick it up next time it rings. That happened in my dream, and i was like, tellin the sims not to get the phone. but it like, wouldnt stop ringing. The phone ringing was really my sister trying to wake me up, but I didnt, cuz I wasnt supposed to pick up the phone. XD Another time, i dont remember what I was dreaming about, but the cat jumped up on my bed being all cute and fluffy, like kitties are s'posta do, but I freaked out and accidentally kicked the kitty across the room when I woke up. it was hilarious. XD

Hmmmm... I dunno, lets try it. oh wait, it says Webdings, too. I dunno, man. That probably wont show up on the board.

O_o Aaaaannnndd...?

Some advice, don't date people you meet over the internet. Yyyyyup.

WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!? *thinks up an appropriate method of punishing TBFOF* mass "botha botha botha"ing, maybe? *opens the gate to the hammie herd, watches them head for TBFOF, turning him upside down, hanging him by his toes, letting all his money fall on the ground* Hey, we now have money to spread around the boards! *divides TBFOF's big bucks handing an equal amount to everyone* LOL ...I said I hit the wrong one. ... Yes. We know what you said... XD