Arkcher

Yeh I was gonna. but I havent yet. so shuddup. I'll probably post it when I finish drawing it. and it'll either be here or draw that dood above you topic. Or both. pro'lly both.

"M-hic-K!!" Kat, Horatio, MW and Arkcher walked down the hallways of the HD House, calling for MK, and opening doors at random and taking a look inside, searching for any sign of MK or... some magical stash of Meat Grinders. You never know with MK, She probably has one around here somewhere. "... What are you guys so approving of?" Cheesemaster asked from behind the small group. "App-hic-roving?" "Yeah, you're wandering around all the halls sayin' how everything is okay...?" "No no -hic- no, We're calling for -hic- MK." "Who's okay?" "... Mushroom_-hic-King. like, an M and -hic- then a K? -hic- MK?" "Oh, fine. ... Whaddyou need MK for?" "MK can -hic- get rid of these blasted hic-hic- hiccups!" "... And how does she plan on doing that?" "I got no -hic- idea, I dont question it, -hic- but I think it'll work. -hic-" "MK -hic- can probably put our -hic- the hiccups -hic- in her Meat Grind-hic-er, so they'll like, get Sbloun-hic-kched." "... They'll... get what?" "Sblou-hic-nskched!" "Try saying that with out a hiccup." "Its -hic- impossible! Thats why we ne-hic-ed MK!" "I could -hic- try... Sbloun-hic-... Sblou-hic-... Sb-hic-... Sblounskch-hic-..." Cheesemaster promptly cackled at their attempts to speak clearly through their hiccups. [Oh noes. i needs a go, imma stop here and pick it up later. >.>]

Now that is a good idea! However, i wouldn't do binary, that would take to long to decode, and she might not know binary, either. S'why I havent given her any secret super messages of any sort yet. Right now she just has a blank folded-up-peice of paper. but if she really was a nerd, then she'd know Binary. 'cause thats what nerds do for fun, they send binary IMs to each other and see who can decode them the fastest. yeah, I can testify of this. XD ... x'cept I dont know binary either. D= I use those lame script-coded Binary translators you find online. I am shamed.

If you wrote 'Th' on the paper instead, and put on some cool shades, and went struttin' all around, you could've been the Thnikkaman. and THAT would have been hilarious. and get some of your friends to run into rooms ahead of you and announce 'Here comes the Thnikkaman!' and the same for when you exit the room. This excludes hallways. cuz your friends cant be in two rooms at once, saying two different things. XD Or when you talk on the phone. like, 'You got a call from the Thnikkaman!' 'HEre hang-ups the thnikkaman!' yeah. That'd be pretty great. If not Mutako or Val, I'm goin as the said Thnikkaman for halloween. Jst because it'd be hilarious. XD (Oh, to be more accurate to the costume, you'd need to shave your head, wear all lime green and neon orange. but I dont think you want to do that.)

... D=

Another thing I thought of would be to write an IM to who I think Brianrietta is, and say Liek Berger to her. and see what happens. XD

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King

[FINALLY.] [i has the next chapta.] Chapter Twenty-Four The Meritorious Fire Anzi arranged Diego’s body into a more comfortable position, unable to do much but help him recover for himself. She looked him over, trying to think of how further to help him, but a heavy impacting noise startled her. Anzi turned around, and looked down to see Arranay in a very disturbing condition. It looked like she was stabbed and cut more than just a few times, and looking at the side of a nearby small building, she was just smashed into it. Anzi couldn’t help but wonder what did that to her, but her concentration was cut off by her feline eyes seeing something move not too far from her. … Phyro? Anzi called for him, he immediately froze and looked at his surroundings in a rather wild manner. He darted off in what appeared to be a random direction, or what would be a suitable hiding place. “Phyro…? … Karaast! I found Phyro!†Phyro responded to this by jumping out from the shadows of a building, throwing something at Anzi, and immediately ran off somewhere else. Anzi gasped at seeing a small knife flying through the air at her…! He threw herself off to the side, the blade landed atop the castle with a faint tinging sound. Anzi looked over to where she saw Phyro, but saw no signs of life there. Anzi still didn't have much of anything to do aside from watch for Phyro and do what she can with Diego… But now she has a knife. Improvising with it, she cut off some of Diego’s visibly unneeded clothing and tied them into bandages for him. Why Phyro had thrown a knife at Anzi was beyond her; Maybe that wasn’t Phyro? --- Karaast continued striding through a small town he confronted Arranay in, to no success in finding Phyro. Considering this area wasn’t especially rural, he shouldn’t draw attention to himself by calling Phyro… He quietly continued through the streets, finding it quite eerie how there were, indeed, many buildings and homes, but no signs of life anywhere. Perhaps they had… all been killed off already, seeing how there’s a large number of Torrask’s within walking distance of this town… Or maybe they had all fled the area upon finding such a threat. Judging by the look of things, this place has been idle for more than 24 hours. Towns aren’t supposed to be this still. Karaast couldn’t shake the feeling that there was still something here, despite there are no physical signs of activity or life… Something is there. He can only hope its Phyro. A good ten solid minutes had passed of Karaast sneaking around the buildings, feeling that he shouldn’t call out for Phyro. Karaast decided to head back to Anzi, remembering that she was stuck on the top of the base of operations for their enemy; Should they find her, there’s nothing stopping them from killing her. Karaast jumped atop a building, and scanned the area for the castle. It was some distance away, but there nonetheless. He jumped off the building, and sprinted over in the direction of the castle. Buildings passed as Karaast sped through the streets, he watched ahead as the edge of town drew closer. Something obscured his vision, what appeared to be a large figure stepped out in Karaast’s path. Karaast and Phyro crashed into each other, hit the ground and scrambled to their feet, before both of them stood up, staring at each other. “Phyro! There you are!" "Get away from me!" Phyro responded, waved his hand in front of Karaast, as if it were a half-hearted attempt to whack Karaast, Phyro turned around and ran, obviously pained and fatigued from a fight not too long ago. “Where are you going, Phyro?†Karaast asked, striding behind Phyro. He didn’t respond. Annoyed, Karaast picked up his pace, and got in front of Phyro, and stopped him. “Calm down. Whats wrong?†Phyro had a strange look in his eyes, he was panting, and acted rather nervous. “I… I don’t know…†“Then you haven’t any reason to be acting up like this.†“Acting up? You don’t even know me! I’ve never even seen you before!†“True, we haven’t had much of an opportunity to properly meet, but that time will come. As for right now, Anzi is rather worried about you, so-“ “Who?†“… Anzi? I trust you know her?†“… no…?†“Well, She sure seems to know you well. AS I was saying, She is more than likely concerned for you, and she’s back at the castle, I was just heading that way to go check on her. Why don’t you come along?†“Castle? What’s going on?†Karaast paused and thought for a moment. Phyro did, indeed, take quite a beating from Tahmores, He may be mentally ill now, or have… some form of amnesia? It looks like he has no recollection of what just happened not ten minutes ago. “… You don’t remember… the Torrask’s, Tahmores, you being a huge Dragon… Arranay…?†Phyro hesitated, and shook his head. “… I can only hope your memory will come back to you, but for now, the both of us do need medical attention, seeing how You’re in no condition to be doing much of anything, and I’ve been running around looking for you the past twenty minutes or so… Lets just go back to the castle for now, then?†“Do you mean that big… building off that way, with all the blue things around it?†Phyro pointed to behind Karaast, who turned around to see the castle, with a large number of Torrask’s surrounding it. “Anzi! Phyro, Come on!†Karaast took flight immediately, leaving the confused Phyro behind. “Phyro, Come on! We have to go and help Anzi! … Can you fly?†“I don’t know, let me find out…†Karaast watched Phyro try multiple times to jump in the air and flap his wings, but had no success. “Great. Phyro, Stay out of sight, I’ll be right back!†Karaast turned around and sped off toward the castle, noticing that the Torrask’s were climbing the castle walls. They must know that Anzi was there. Karaast kept his eyes fixed on the castle, strategizing how to handle the situation, but noticed that a number of these Torrask’s were heading toward Karaast, or just into the empty town for Phyro, or to find Arranay. What to do? Anzi is hopelessly surrounded, Phyro is defenseless, Diego is unconscious, and Karaast is the only one who could help any of them against countless Torrask’s, a werewolf, and various other mechanisms available to them. Karaast continued toward the Castle, hoping that the Torrask’s had not gotten to Anzi before he could. There was a chance that Diego must be left behind. These people seemed more determined to get Phyro, or any of the other Draenno’s under their control. [Oh noes. on many levels.]

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't

Okay, doods. the dawning of the telling Brianrietta... about, uh, stuff... >_>; has begun. 'cuz I started that yesterday. I have this odd little signature way of folding up 3x5 index cards some odd way, making some useless peice of oragami, its like.... a little bendy thing. Anyway. I was sitting next to Brianrietta, got out a 3x5 card from my backpack, and folded it up into... a wad of paper. THe next hour or so we were there, I was generally messing with it, unfolding it, folding it up again, all that mess. all in a fashion that Im pretty sure Brianritta could see what i was doing. When we were leaving, i said something to the effect of 'Here, Have a wad of paper.' and tossed it in her general direction as I walked by, 'cuz my ride got there. and I was leavin'. and Hoping that she actually did something with it, like look at it, she'd know of my little paper foldy-thing. So. Over the next few times I would see Brianrietta, i'd hand her one of those things, and when unfolded, it would contain some sort of message. which Im still trying to decide how to manage. I'm thinking of using binary or something, or... something else nerdular nerdence related, (Like writing out an HTML code on the paper, and she can either interpret it there or decode it with her compy, and amid various things, it'd say like... eh, use your imagination. n_n ) due to the whole both of us being nerds. I figured this would go pretty well. Assuming that by some chance you pointed out a flaw to it, I can stop it seeing how she just has a wad of paper now. but I dont think theres something wrong with it. so I'll keep at this method. perhaps just give her five parts of an HTML/CSS code, and list where in the structure the parts would go, and it'd be some kind of puzzle. Whatever. I think it'd be fun. n__n

I think you might just be on to something that would work great!!! *waits for Cheesie or someone else with a better opinion, after all I am a hamster* So, apparently I am the relationship expert here, despite never having had a girlfriend myself? Anyways, that sounds like a good idea. It lets Brianrietta know that you are noticing her. However, this might also work towards the Denzel thinking you are for her. So, if I were you, I would say "Ey! Ey yeh KEyboard-face! Yeh, Im talking to you! Quit flirtin with Brianrietta, Thats my job!' Yeah, but I... end up flirting with The Denzel without really realizing it until afterward. >_>; So I guess that goes both ways. but The Denzel is still stoopid. I hate liking stoopid peaple's. Brianrietta is less stoopid. like, not at all. 'cuz I have yet to find something wrong with her. Whatever. I'll see about doing that. See ... I don't get the whole 'flirting' term. My paranoid mother thinks everything is flirting. But, honestly, you can be nice to the opposite sex and joke with them, without it being considered flirting. Like ... the other day a guy offered me ten dollars for the coat I got at the Salvation Army. Not flirting. He just wanted my coat. I guess I've just hung around guys too much often to know the different between friends and flirting. It took me awhile to realize that Brianrietta isn't her real name. :/ That's an 'wesome name, though. XD wow. Brianrietta is a stupid and terrible name. Im just using psuedo-character names from Homestar to cover the real names of my friends. Partly for hilarity. 'Brian' emailed SB once, and said that he loved him. SB freaked out and said that unless Brian was short for something like Brianrietta, or brian-sue, then its not going to work out.

I think you might just be on to something that would work great!!! *waits for Cheesie or someone else with a better opinion, after all I am a hamster* So, apparently I am the relationship expert here, despite never having had a girlfriend myself? Anyways, that sounds like a good idea. It lets Brianrietta know that you are noticing her. However, this might also work towards the Denzel thinking you are for her. So, if I were you, I would say "Ey! Ey yeh KEyboard-face! Yeh, Im talking to you! Quit flirtin with Brianrietta, Thats my job!' Yeah, but I... end up flirting with The Denzel without really realizing it until afterward. >_>; So I guess that goes both ways. but The Denzel is still stoopid. I hate liking stoopid peaple's. Brianrietta is less stoopid. like, not at all. 'cuz I have yet to find something wrong with her. Whatever. I'll see about doing that.

So, Okay. Doods. I came up with an idea that I have NO idea if its wise or not. XD On that while back with some kind of desert making thing I talked about for a second (which was hilarious, by the way. elaboration later.) One of the other guys was talking with The Denzel and Brianrietta. No idea what they were saying. The guys new name is Keyboard-face. ... yes. yes it is. (Im coming up with ridiculous names for these people. XD) Anyway, KEyboard-face was talking with The Denzel and Brianrietta about something sneaky. 'cause The Denzel's body language kind of said that she'd rather be doing something else, and Brianrietta looked kind of bored with whatever was being said. Whatever. Iiiiiii was stealthily thinking about yelling over to Keyboard-face, and sayin ' 'Ey! Ey yeh KEyboard-face! Yeh, Im talking to you! Quit flirtin with them, Thats my job!' but I started questioning the wisdom of it despite how hilarious I think it would have been. I may or may not do that later, should the oppurtunity come again. so, Is that stupid, or might get something going?

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* ...Would Trent want to?... *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~* Yeah. Thats like, a... good thing. He'll more than likely enjoy that. You should so ask him to do it. And make him a Val Hawyn costume. XD Swords 'n everything. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Yup. It would match my fencing sword good. (The Teacher has a fencing sword. Look at my backround piccy on the other site.) *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* ... 'You mean a Rapier? you know, those long and thin and kinda pointy ones? Thats a rapier, yeah. Fencing isnt limited to just those. F'ever you like, got in a swordfight and had to pick a sword, either use a Claymore, or a french Sabre. They're pretty much rapiers, x'cept theyre more pimped out. like, witha hand-guard, and more pointy-edgedness so you can do more than just stab with it. and its light enough to do that fencing dealie with, so it counts as a rapier. whatevuh. You should get him some broadswords, like Val has. XD He isnt agile enough to fence with rapiers.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* O_O After skool, whenever I'm waiting for my stoopid brother/stoopid Grandma To pick me up, I have to deal with Turtle n' Jackrabbit and all these other weirdos. There's a kitty on my lap. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* =o Omgkitty. -glompluffs teh kitty-

WEell, what do you want her to know? That you like her? Well, the obvious answer, but possibly the most flawed, is getting someone else to ask her. Now, it gets the message without you having to tell it to her, and that makes it popular. However, some girls would think that you are a pansy if you do that. Also, the messanger could corrupt the message. Another method is using the alpha key to write a note on a graphing calculator. If she really is a nerd, she will love that. Also, if you could get her IM, you could ask her over that. It prolly wouldn't work though. You could also do a regular note on a peice of paper, but i think that is too boring. before i continue, are you two actually friends right now? I think she's trying to develop a friendship, yeah. but we arent really in anything at all yet. so, We're not really friends. not until like two days ago did I figure out her last name. XD (Which is even more ridiculous than her first name, its like some mix of french and german and... something else stupid-sounding.) I cant remember if it was a dream or not, but I seem to remember her confirming to me that her IM name was... the one that I thought it was. that I shouldnt list here. 'cause that would be bad. I dont think I have anyone around here I would trust with that information, having them ask for me. so that isnt much of an option. Nor do I have much of an oppurtunity to use a graphing calculator. 'cause I dont see her at any school, I see her at church meetings. XD

Ok, this is getting wierd. K1, K2, TD and TRSE (K2 is Brianrietta, K1 is someone else by the same first name. since 2 is a cooler number, k2 is Brianrietta. and TD= The Denzel, TRSE, the Red Steckled Elbermung.) were all like, conspiring against me. K1 had an 'i love nerds' shirt. and I'm a nerd. and K1 isnt so very wonderful. TD had a black hoodie with The Cheat on it. TRSE was boring. and Brianrietta/K2 was wearing some kind of cowgirl outfit. with like, that arrogant texan hat that these people wear, stupid boots and denim all over. Most conveniently, I was the only male person to show up today, (on that side of the building at least) so I had like ten lady-types that wouldnt lea'me alone. x_x What is WRONG with these people?! (Or me, since nigh everyone I meet disagrees that im ugly. o_o; Maybe i dont look as bad as I thought. XD) Brianrietta would often try to get my attention by whispering something to me, then nervously look around for something to tell me. It would often be passing something to her, like those donut things since we had those today. ( -gag- ) She did this about five times in the hour I was there. I would ask whats going on here, but after I think about it, its kind of obvious. S'pecially with Brianrietta. I should get around to telling her something here pretty soon. X( but I dont know how I can do that! I dont know if you guys can suggest something or not, it would be appreciated, cuz try as I may, im not coming up with something.

o_o; I think Phyro's actions are wearing off on MK. 'cause thats how he likes to kill people. or rather, Preferred method if such an action is necessary. -nod-

*flies Arkcher up to Barrow, Alaska* swoot!

Its like a record low in temperature today for wherever it is I live, in the past four months i've lived here! Its like 58! ... ;___; I wanna move up north.

I agree. >__> Wha'f you were like, playin' Metroid Fusion while talking in Arkcher-man style? I need to come up with an official name for that... thing, way of speech, language, I dunno. i dont even know what it is. XD *~*the Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Just Call it Arkcher-speak, man. Pff. Stoopid peaple's. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* How about Arkish? ...if you ever wanted to put MK's siggy through a meat grinder. Arkish? Eh, THat'd be too easily mistaken for some mockery of them Amish folks. They're cool. No, it'll take more than just one or two people to take MK's massive siggy out. Or more than one meat grinder.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* ...Would Trent want to?... *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~* Yeah. Thats like, a... good thing. He'll more than likely enjoy that. You should so ask him to do it. And make him a Val Hawyn costume. XD Swords 'n everything.

WHaaaaat do I dooooooo?! After the only class I have outside of my house was over, I sat in the foyer thing by the door waiting for my sister to drive me home, but The Red Steckled Elbermung, The Denzel and Brianrietta were all waiting for their ride, too. awkward situation. I jus' sat there, all insociable ('cuz I was tired. >__> ) and I dunno what TRE (the red steckled elbermung) was doing, but The Denzel and Brianrietta were talking about how they like to go and work out. and. I think that was intentional 'cause I was stuck there with them for a yet unknown period of time. Brianrietta started explaining how she tends to go working out every other day after school, but nobody else of her age group (or gender) does that, so she's all nervous in the workout room with all these big huge guys everywhere, and a majority of them are intimidating. and, they're benching like 200lbs and shes like lifting a little bar. (Which is beleivable, shes like one of those toothpick-styled people. ._. ) All the while when she was telling this to The Denzel, she nervously glanced over at me every few seconds. I dont know, you guys take it in whatever way you want, but I'm interpretting it as she wants to know if I find that familiar, somewhat hoping I was there in the gym place and she jus didnt know it yet. And, after being reminded of ATHF during the aforementioned class, I started snickering uncontrollably for a moment. Amid the chaotic held-back laughter, Brianrietta threw a hershey kiss at me. I looked up at it, and then continued laughing. a few minutes later I 'stealthily' grabbed it. and ate it. and it was chocolate and it was good. n_n We'll be seeing each other in about 11 'n a half hours though. 'cause my churchs youth group Im in meets at least once a week. and this year its every wednesday night at 7 or so. And its hilarious. And this time, the 14-15-year-olds were in charge of the joined activity (in which everybody gets together to do something n'stead of in their own little sub-groups) and they're pretty vague on details, but from what I understand, all six 'subgroups' bring a dessert, decorate it all purdy and... do something else. Sounds pretty stupid, but, uh... Brianrietta will probably be there, so I will too. n___n And potentially hilarious things could happen in such an activity as that. YEah whatever. That happened this mornin'. and we'll see how things go later today.

Perhaps they both like you and they are in competition to see you can 'catch' you first!!! Yeah, I think thats what they're doing. o_o; I do believe you are correct! If not that, then they are conspiring to make you crazy. I dont think they've caught on that well, but we'll see how it goes. As for now, I need to follow through with what I said i'd do a while back and work out to see what their reaction would be. But its good to know I can relate to other procrastinators here. n_n