Arkcher

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And they have to come outta nowhere, lightning fast. Oh yeah, that too. Its also important. 'cuz stealth and/or speed can aid one in Death/ChuckNorrising someone.

BOO. Brianrietta isnt like 16 n a half like I thought. shes like, 15. and turned 15 in fitting March. so... thats like, more awesome than it was a few days ago. O_o I still think its wierd that shes planning to go to a university in the near future. ... supposing she still is. I havent heard any mention of that recently.

Yeah, man. Theres some little fad thing that Brianrietta started a few days ago. where yeh get a hershey kiss wrapper thing, and eat the chocolate 'cuz its good, and then get the wrapper, wad it up, and shape it into a little cube. Brianrietta has like ten of them now. XD and I made one, and threw it at her. and she started cackling. it was wierd. then she started talking to The Denzel about something or another, i think she was explaining the whole wrapper cubes. Then when we were leaving, Salmon-man was kicking a ball at The Denzel. No idea where this big basketball thing came from. but Salmon was kicking it and it just happened to hit The Denzel in the leg every time. >_>; Salmon is wierd. ... yeah, Salmon is that one guys new nickname. like, we all call him Salmon now.

Chuck Norris (and his cowboy hat) can be kicked. But only the right combination of people can make this happen. This supra-secret combination is: Gandalf The Grey, Gandalf the white, Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Musseleni, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi The Genie, The Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Super Man, every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan. and Val Hawyn. Val is kind of key to that mess. 'cause he's awesome.

[im gonna update this thing. I swear, I am. >_<]

Omgokaydoods. I got a brilliant idea that may or may not help with Brianrietta. I remembered that mah birthday is coming. and... in like, something-many months and a few days, i'll be FIFTEEN. w00t. Due to lacking anything better to do, im already planning it. We're gonna get the Monty Python (and teh holy grail) special edition DVD with the Subtitles. (You ever watch it with the subtitles? They have NOTHINg to do with the movie. its hilarious. There are even subtitles for the opening credits.) and make fun of it. Lack of friendship is a problem. Im like, 60% friends with only like four people. Not inlcuding The Denzel or Brianrietta. Im thinking of just having an open invitation to the peaple's who are spiffy, (Including brianrietta. =D) and hope they show up. Another problem is that I'm terrible at planning ANY event. I brought this idea up to my parents, they figured it'd be good, and they keep telling me that its 'my event' and that whatever I want to will happen. I dont know what I want to happen. XD I'd just like to be around people who arent immediately related to me for once. I dont care what we do. I cant plan anything with nothing. that monty python thing is the best I could ever come up with. Yeah whatever moving on. I dunno who to invite, which probably isnt something you guys could help with considering you dont know anyone around where I am, so i'll throw out some other ideas for you. What other things could happen, other than watching the hilarity of monty python? How can I inconspicuously get Brianrietta to come along? e_e aaaannnd... whatever else. [insert some other questions here, to which the answers are NOT 42.]

Because not everyone is as smart as you! *looks for a time machine to send Arkcher on a little travel adventure* I can go on a post hunt to find all the posts where everyone ELSE is pointing out your anonymous-itude. Its not hard to see. XD -also looks for a time machine. You can take over the Sworld with those things, y'know...- I'll stick to my cage. I have enough problems cleaning my cage! *imagines taking over the Sworld* Well, not to worry. MK already took over the Sworld. And decided that the cheese should stand alone. -nod-

Because not everyone is as smart as you! *looks for a time machine to send Arkcher on a little travel adventure* I can go on a post hunt to find all the posts where everyone ELSE is pointing out your anonymous-itude. Its not hard to see. XD -also looks for a time machine. You can take over the Sworld with those things, y'know...-

[*hits the rest of the group with a hamster-sized feather pillow*] [-pwnwhacks the rest of the group with a flaming pillow. =D -]

Y'ever wonder why Horatio still signs in as anonymous member, but... really isnt all that anonymous? I think its hilarious. XD

Sometime, yeah. Guys are pretty stupid with video games, in case you hadnt noticed. After a month or two, he'll probably get bored with WoW and move on to other things. And when he looks for other things to pass the time with, you step up and flirt like no tomorrow, and you've got it taken care of. Yeah, i can say that from experience. I get bent on getting this one game finished (Usually a Metroid game. 'cuz they're awesome, and if I hadnt played one for a long time, i do it again and dont stop till its BEATED.) and dont have much interest in anything else. and I get REALLY bored when i finish. so Trent, supposing he's a guy stupid as I am, will be looking for other stuff. so jump on that oppurtunity when it arrives. You may be able to get him out of that WoW mess faster (I've never played it, so I dunno how awesome it is.) by finding something more... more better. For example, if you were to get on an MMORPG (Furcadia, for example. since that one is usually pretty kid-safe.) and then point that out to Trent, then he'll probably get on there too wit'cha, and it can go in about any direction from there. Yeah, man. Furc is awesome. You can look for some alternatives, though. Theres more than one or two MMORPGs around. XD (But Trent may be hard to find in them. D= ) *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* ._..... Okay, then. Yea, Trent is as Stupid as you are. xD (When I say someone is stupid, I usually mean they are awsome.) I duno if he's still into WoW, but he was really addicted to it over the summer. S'why he's so pale. Up until the point where I staretd becoming real obssesd with music, I was a big gamer. XD Dunno if anyone remembers my obsession with Mario Party. One thing I know about Trent is that he goes to an Arcade every Friday night to play Halo and stuff. I'd like to go, but I'm always at Session. Actually, I should invite him to come skating with me sometime. He can't skate but i could teach him. OOOOOOOOR play SSBM. I'm sure he'd like that, killing peoples and stuff. *~*The Psychedelci luau~&*The astronomy Domine*~* YES. do SSBM. So bad. and PWN TEH TRENT. In a few months, you could PWN TEH TRENT on SSBB! n_n and like, play as Metaknight!

Nah, you're only mad, whereas I am insane! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not so. We're both insane. I'm just not clinical. j/k <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Madness is foaming at the mouth, insanity is foaming at the brain. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> True enough. I'm both, tghl. CARZYGONUTS? interesting... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Be quiet. >_>;;; ...O_O! SOUR! *bangs head on the table repeatedly* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Flibble clomp! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, it was gum. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not boiled rabbit igloos? -blink- No.

[... is Horatio the only one that caught I updated? O_o]

Sometime, yeah. Guys are pretty stupid with video games, in case you hadnt noticed. After a month or two, he'll probably get bored with WoW and move on to other things. And when he looks for other things to pass the time with, you step up and flirt like no tomorrow, and you've got it taken care of. Yeah, i can say that from experience. I get bent on getting this one game finished (Usually a Metroid game. 'cuz they're awesome, and if I hadnt played one for a long time, i do it again and dont stop till its BEATED.) and dont have much interest in anything else. and I get REALLY bored when i finish. so Trent, supposing he's a guy stupid as I am, will be looking for other stuff. so jump on that oppurtunity when it arrives. You may be able to get him out of that WoW mess faster (I've never played it, so I dunno how awesome it is.) by finding something more... more better. For example, if you were to get on an MMORPG (Furcadia, for example. since that one is usually pretty kid-safe.) and then point that out to Trent, then he'll probably get on there too wit'cha, and it can go in about any direction from there. Yeah, man. Furc is awesome. You can look for some alternatives, though. Theres more than one or two MMORPGs around. XD (But Trent may be hard to find in them. D= )

Play a different game, then! XD

Do you think The Denzel's mother lets her out of the house with all that make-up on? Im pretty sure she does. cuz we both get there 'bout the same time. and The Denzel looks like that. Shes pretty wierd. *screamssssssssssssssss* How could any mother let her daughter out of the house like that??????????????????? *runs and hides underneath lots and lots of bedding, shaking in fear* Despite its rather blindingly obvious she uses too much, she doesnt look bad in it. I guess its just something unique to her person, but she doesnt... look horrible with all that mess. -stealthily sets the lots and lots of bedding on fire-

Do you think The Denzel's mother lets her out of the house with all that make-up on? Im pretty sure she does. cuz we both get there 'bout the same time. and The Denzel looks like that. Shes pretty wierd.

'Some kind of conspiracy, i swear. cuz Once again, I was the only guy there. and K1, Brianrietta, The Denzel, TRSE, um... the... well, I guess I could use some of them's real names, so Victoria, And my sister, And the useless amoeba member, were ALL there. and Salmon, Not-Jason, and ZachHead (being the nicknames for some of my friends here) were NOT there. so again, i was the only guy there, and Brianrietta decided to dress up all purdy today, so she had her hair done up all fwooshy, and... i guess some of that makeup mess, cuz she usually doesnt look like that, and a big honkin parka on. when it was 48F outside. (And im in there were just a t-shirt on. ... yeah, with other necessary clothes, but no jackets or anything. XD) and nobody would shut up about how cold it was. ._.; Anyway, we did some sort of game thing, and I won. hot time. so, I got a slinky. XD Everyone else got some other cheap dollar-store stuff. but I have a little slinky now. The Denzel was unusually talkative, and would like always be directing the conversation with whoerver, toward me. The Denzel is scary, man. she has like three inches of makeup stuff on. and like more eyeliner than you can stick a shake at. One time when she looked over at me and asked something relating to the odd bingo-resembling game, I like did some abhorring action and backed away in my chair before she could say anything. XD It was scary. Then everyone is poking fun at me for being scared of The Denzel. but that only happened once. My attention was more drawn to Brianrietta. n_n

D= The Denzel... is officially some flirt. 'cause in one hour or so, I caught her staring at me at least six times. Then, that one class thing ended, and since I havent anything better to do, I help take down the foldy-uppy tables n chairs and all that mess. and The Denzel helped, too. and she was all like, following me around and tried to carry one of the tables, but did so trying to be too feminine about it. and like, kept dropping stuff with that petit little squeaky/scream kind of noise that lady-types tend to do. I ended up taking care of everything myself while The Denzel just followed me around. Im pretty sure Brianrietta would have done something like that, but she had to leave early. D= but The Denzel doesnt usually act like that. but then, I dont usually dress as I am now; This shirt is too small for me. i think that had something to do with it. XD (Its like, size medium, cuz they were out of large ones. so its like, relatively tight and has rather short sleeves. Uncomfortable like nothing else, but I think some other people liked it.) Brianrietta was busy staring at her little project of using hershey kiss' wrappers to mold them into little block-shaped chucks of foil, I guess shes gonna build something out of them when she gets enough. cuz she made like ten of them. but she was avoiding eye contact with like EVERYone. (I think she was nervous about this stupid-looking hoodie she was wearing. It looked ridiculous. XD I decided not to comment, just act like nothing was out of the ordinary. Perhaps I should have said something though...) wow. this whole mess is dumb and confusing. TRSE was being herself, just giggly and prancing all around and glancing at me every ten seconds or so. Shes really annoying. o_o;

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil

... D= Ok, MK... I dont think you've quite caught that when the D is first, its usually a frowny-face. like, sad. in that oh-noes kind of way. so when one says D=, they're like, sad. so DX is not valid as cackling. DX is like, dead. 'cause, you were like... saying DX that one time. and its wrong. >.>;

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* ...Would Trent want to?... *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~* Yeah. Thats like, a... good thing. He'll more than likely enjoy that. You should so ask him to do it. And make him a Val Hawyn costume. XD Swords 'n everything. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Yup. It would match my fencing sword good. (The Teacher has a fencing sword. Look at my backround piccy on the other site.) *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* ... 'You mean a Rapier? you know, those long and thin and kinda pointy ones? Thats a rapier, yeah. Fencing isnt limited to just those. F'ever you like, got in a swordfight and had to pick a sword, either use a Claymore, or a french Sabre. They're pretty much rapiers, x'cept theyre more pimped out. like, witha hand-guard, and more pointy-edgedness so you can do more than just stab with it. and its light enough to do that fencing dealie with, so it counts as a rapier. whatevuh. You should get him some broadswords, like Val has. XD He isnt agile enough to fence with rapiers. Don't you also fence with foils as well? My friend Brandon (Coincidence, eh? Only, he's that 26-year-old one.) has a Katana, and a few other Japanese swords. His 100-poundness and agility make him the perfect ninja. Yeah, Foils are a sort of Rapier. o_O I think. i havent like, checked on that stuff lately. I should probably do more background checking on stuff I talk about on here. XD

No, the ... archshroom_kieen. ... Yeah. thats my new name now. x'cept you can't call me that. 'cause if you do, Chuck Norris shall PWN j00.

[bumped topic. I win.]