Arkcher

100 or so times that Horatio and I have been on at once. has arrived. ... x'cept sometimes I keep forgetting to add it to the counter. like the past few times i've seen Horatio on, so the counter is more like... at 107. ... yeah. par-tay.

Disagree. Being a good person doesnt necessarily mean you're flawless, sinless, so on. ... In My religion, we're taught that We're more than likely going to screw up somewhere. We're almost incapable of perfection. We're taught to do our very best. If you try as hard as you can, and it varies among people in their circumstances, that is acceptable. I don't beleive that you have to be flawless in every way, but keep that as a goal. Do your best. Having strong will and determination is good. and the efforts are not in vain, and just... Try as hard as you can, and you're good.

Pff. I thought Lady-types were organized. XD Kate and I were walkin around this morning, and I asked 'what're we doin on tuesday' ... cuz tuesday is halloween. And she had no idea. I asked if she had IM, so we could plan it, and she said no. (What kind of fitting computer nerd DOESNT have IM? Gawsh.) Then she asked for my number... but, uh. I dont have a cellphone. seeing how I never really leave the house. XD and I couldnt possibly remember my house number. She said she's gonna comment on my sisters Myspace. and make it up from there. I was gonna go off about how much I dont like Myspace, but... i didnt. i dont think that would have been very strategic. D= Halloween is tomorrow, and im kind of hoping we'll get something thrown together tomorrow morning. D= I really want to go. On another note... I think I'm taking this whole thing too seriously, too fast. As I talked about a while back, I have standards to maintain, and I dont plan on lowering them. My little plan for the time being is to just develop a good friendship with her for now. This way, we cant really say we're into any relationship yet, and we can get to know each other for when we do. (This kind of avoids unexpected surprises in awkward moments in dating, in regards to finding something about the other person.) Not only that, and once Kate and I are actually friends instead of just seeing each other in hallways a lot, and supposing she'll really be moving out to go to school, She'll have some more motivation to come back. or in some way have a reunison. And maybe some other things. but again, I think i'm going too fast right now. Regardless of how nothing's really happened yet. XD

['Told j00. only this is tonight instead of tomorrow.] Chapter Twenty-Two I continued to stand in the rather defiant stance before the rather disgusting mixture of Vampire and Werewolf, pondering what events may come out of this action. I may have just eliminated the relationship between werewolf and vampire, though I hope it was simply shaken by the fact that lycanthropes would not be pushed around as the arrogant Vampires had thought. My concentration was broken by the arms of a werewolf wrapping around me, as Audrey affectionately hugged me as I continued standing still. Trying to ignore her, I turned around and began walking, in the process of doing this, I ended up dragging Audrey along the ground, still grasping on to my body. She eventually let go, and caught up to me and walked by my side, “So, where are we going now?†I glanced at her, “We? I do not know about you, but I am going off to find the rest of my friends. I would prefer to do so alone.†“Tough, I am going with you.†I chose not to respond, and picked up my pace to a stride, now searching for Kate and Kris, supposing they were still alive. The next forty-five minutes or so were spent 'catching up on the past fifteen years'. Audrey ceaselessly talked about her rather boring life, try as she did, it didnt sound as traumatizing without me as she implied. "Audrey... Do you feel something?" I stopped walking and asked, "Audrey... Do you feel something?" "Oh, absolutely!" "No, not... not like that." I took a long breath. "I smell rain. I feel an air pressure change. I hear the wind going through the trees, and see the skies above greying." Audrey watched me, confused. "... A thunderstorm is coming." I wanted to say something more directed toward her ignorance, and why she wouldnt have recognized these signs. Audrey nodded. "... Okay..." "I take it you've seen the Torrask activity as of late?" "... Yeah, those... blue things?" I nodded. "... I wonder how they would fare in a storm, hmm?" Audrey smiled, having the idea of an adventurous mission with just the two of us. My eye twitched at seeing her attitude toward this. "Come on, lets find some Torrasks!" I suggested, and ran off to the side, figuring this diversion would get her to be quiet for at least a short moment... Audrey enthusiastically chased after me, while I led her off into the deeper parts of the forestry. It seems that anywhere with enough vegetative life, like the middle of a forest, was the preferred habitat of Torrasks. --- ‘Humans are so stupid…’ Holly thought to herself as she patiently rode atop a Juggernaut unit, surprisingly, undetected by all, sitting down atop the mechanism. Seeing how a majority of the werewolves and vampires, despite the recent change in diplomacy, seemed to have the same hatred toward humans and drive to put a stop to their destructive ways. They shared this drive, but neither side seemed to be doing anything about it. She waited for the human to open the hatches from the inside, and dismount; at this point, they were vulnerable. But she didn’t have any intent on killing anything yet. Any second now. The Juggernaut was stopped, and the human inside should be getting out to enter the nearby offices, supposedly to manage these Juggernauts and their nature-corrupting activity. An airtight seal was broken, and a small door on the right side of the Juggernaut opened. A small series of steps folded out, followed by a surprisingly well-uniformed human. Despite whatever training they may have, they wont have a strategy for what she had in mind… The human took a few steps away, and Holly slid off the top, and silently landed. Her large, furry hand slid in front of the human, covered its face and she pulled back, and took the struggling human into a small space between buildings. “Alright, Human. You’re going to keep quiet…†She used her other hand to extend some rather nasty-looking claws. “… or have these stuck somewhere unpleasant in you.†The panicking human continued to trash against her grip. “One last warning. You’re going to cooperate or end up being a rather bloody mess in this alleyway.†The human stopped struggling, but was still breathing rapidly, obviously shaken. “That’s better.†She uncovered the humans face, allowing more airflow through its body. He was, indeed, quite shaken by this. “Alright, I will not be very happy if anyone learns of this action. Just keep in mind that I have a sense of smell that can track you down from a mile away. All I want from you… is to know what do those mechanisms do? What are they capable of?†The human immediately began stuttering some vague explanation about how it can move over any terrain. “I don’t care where it can go. I’ve seen fires in the forests, I’m talking about things like that. What can they do?†“Uh, They can… uh, there are these… pyrotechnical launchers in the dorsal cannons, they… I don’t fully, understand or get how they work, I mean, but they… they shoot these big… chunks of ignited fuel, and make fires real’ nice. There are these… little things, inside of them too, they’re… like, microcompressors, they work ridiculously fast, but can bring the temperatures from about Eighty-Fahrenheit, to about twenty…†“Great. Anything else?†“They have these… supersonic pulse emitters, in producing the Juggernauts, they added them in by mistake basically, but they can disrupt any unshielded piece of electronics, and drive some creatures insane…†“Alright. No questions asked, Get back in that Juggernaut, and I want you to follow me back to the forest.†“But I need to get the repots in! I’ll lose my job!†“Would you rather lose your job, or your life?†The human didn’t respond, but ran over to the Juggernaut, and anxiously hopped inside. It started closing the door, but a large werewolf hand held it open. With a rather loud crashing sound, the door was ripped off. “And don’t try anything. I, alone, can take one of these tin cans down.†The human nervously nodded, started up the Juggernaut, and steered it back out of the docking ports of an industrial complex, back out into some forestry, with a werewolf comfortably placed atop the Juggernaut. [Holly = The Denzel. Wont that be fun when we meet up. Audrey and the fourth biggest flirt ever next to me. XD]

[Y'better beleive it. I am so writing some of it right now. 'cuz I finally got an idea for what to do next.] [but i'll probably be posting it tomorrow. I really should be sleeping right now...]

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* [You see, Laddy, I actually update my stories when I say I do. ] *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* [but you never say you do, therefore you never update. Mneh.]

Yeah do that. So totally sure. >_>; Something else that guys usually like is having some sort of very unexpected surprise. Arrange with his parents or something for the whole astronomy domine to come and wake him up one morning to replace his alarm clock. XD That would be so hilarious.

[i really am. Im so gonna update this story it wont even know something updated.]

[im so gonna update this. sometime. >_<]

Well, you could try holding her hand when walking or something. But it sounds like you two are really cute together. ^.^ *wishes the best* ... >_>; I'll keep that in mind at least. I dunno how thats going to work out. um... yeah. n_n well, is it just you two by yourselves? No. XD My sister is more than likely going, and she might be inviting some of her other friends to come along. I might be able to convince my sister not to go, 'cuz before she was invited, she didnt want to go. cuz 'shes too old to do that now'. (Shes 17. i dont think thats too old. 19 or so is getting there.) I have no idea whos gonna be there or not. XD Im kind of hoping my sister wont be there. but whatever. This wont be the last time i'll see her. (Hopefully. D= Im still not clear about her going to some kind of school college dealie.) well, that could play an important part in how the night goes. Cause if other people are there, It might stop you two from opening up to each other. ... yyyyup.

Well, you could try holding her hand when walking or something. But it sounds like you two are really cute together. ^.^ *wishes the best* ... >_>; I'll keep that in mind at least. I dunno how thats going to work out. um... yeah. n_n well, is it just you two by yourselves? No. XD My sister is more than likely going, and she might be inviting some of her other friends to come along. I might be able to convince my sister not to go, 'cuz before she was invited, she didnt want to go. cuz 'shes too old to do that now'. (Shes 17. i dont think thats too old. 19 or so is getting there.) I have no idea whos gonna be there or not. XD Im kind of hoping my sister wont be there. but whatever. This wont be the last time i'll see her. (Hopefully. D= Im still not clear about her going to some kind of school college dealie.)

Well, you could try holding her hand when walking or something. But it sounds like you two are really cute together. ^.^ *wishes the best* ... >_>; I'll keep that in mind at least. I dunno how thats going to work out. um... yeah. n_n

Omgdoods. >_>; Im like, excited. Brianrietta (Im getting tired of calling her that. D= Now she's Katelin. cause thats her name. -nod- ) invited my sister and I go to trick'er treatin' with her on halloween. I accepted, probably a bit too enthusiastically, Not only 'cause I hadnt any freinds to go with before, but cause Kate did it. >_>; so fitting awesome. She asked if I was going to wear 'that outfit' which was my Val costume, cuz I went to some halloween par-tay dealie tonight, and I siad yeah, so she said that was good 'cause she wanted to borrow my sword and kill The Denzel with it. Then I pulled it out, and the rapier, and she said it was shiney and cool and that she likes swords. But she doesnt like how pointy mine is. >_>; -hides bandaid-covered hands- Its not that pointy though, really. ... Really. Stop looking at me like that. Then when we (seperately) went on a small route of candy-gathering, Kate stopped me and asked if I had any play-doh. >_>; Of course not. Why would I have that? I looked at her wierd and said No, and she said to hurry up and get some, 'cause that place over there has some. And to give it to her when I got it. ... Whatevuh. I did so, and couldnt find her anywhere. D= A good fifteen minutes later, she was over by my car, with my parents and siblings. I got out the playdoh, and she wanted to trade them. so now I have a green one that she had. And she happily took the red one I got. wow. XD Then she wouldnt fitting go away. She was like, hanging around my car for the next 20 minutes. Then randomly, she said she had to go, and waved to everyone and left. >_>; like, all in five seconds. Afterward, my parents commented, 'Wow, Brandon. Kate sure was trying hard to flirt with you.' To which I responded, 'Yeah....' with that intoxicated little grin, and I walked off somewhere else. >_>; I told my mom a while afterward that I go to the classes that Kate goes to intentionally, because its hilarious when shes always flirting with me. And how she kind of glares the laser-eyes of death at The Denzel when she tries doing so. After researching the matter (pretty much just... standing in the bathroom looking at the mirror for a long time) I concluded that I really dont look half bad. and dont know why I keep saying I do. >_>; Anyway. I get to go on halloween with Kate. And that's gonna be so fitting awesome. n_n I bet this is gonna be some golden oppurtunity for something, so you guys can throw some suggestions out. cause im too excited to think of stuff right now. n____n

CHAPTER ONE!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found Mk's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger.

So, you said it was a lint roller... but was it really a lint roller? =o *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Yes it was sticky. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Yay.

[-pokes the topic- Eeeeemmmm Kaaaaayyyyyy. You should continue this.]

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* *~*The Psyhcedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Yeah, 'n MK's gonna do her hair like that, too. >D

So, you said it was a lint roller... but was it really a lint roller? =o

CHAPTER ONE!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found Mk's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd

LEGUAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! That snapshot is worth one zillion points!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh My!!!!!!!! Darn too late. I got one, too. We will give you the runner up points, one half of one zillion. How's that? Hey that's cool. Half a zillion. ... its a lion. ... yeah. Moreover, you get two MORE zillion points for showing up. after your screenshot. Not everyone does that.

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Uhm... Brianrietta: Mah booty hurts... Me: o_____o;............... ... She's telling me this whyyy? A-so... It had been mentioned amid conversation of monetary needs, that Katelin (Which is how you spell her name. I so figured that out. Its not the stupid way, neither. n_n ) was described by The Denzel as 'doesnt need a lot, just going to school, and all she wants is a husband'. Being the only guy there (again) everyone turned to look at ME. gawsh.

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That is awsome! How do you do that? there are 2 ways (for Windows): 1. Go to your sound settings in you control panel and change the log-in sound file or 2. Drag a copy of the song into the Startup folder in the Start Menu You are sooooooooo smart!!! You get The Black Bat Award!!! Yeah!!! Thanks! *bows* I've said I am a bit (underexastration) of a computer nerd How cool!!! In my next life I want to come back as a Hacker. Its pretty hilarious. You should learn to program Linux'. Them're cool. Glad to hear that. I bought the Linux book about a month ago and have been struggling through it. Now I know who to ask all the hard questions. Whoa whoa, hold on. XD I never said I knew squat about them. I can pwn PC's like nobody's business, though. I have a Linux PC around here somewhere, it doesnt start up right, so Im looking online seeing how to get a new BIOS for it. For whoever may not know, Linux' are pretty much computers that you program yourself. like, your unique operating system. So depending on how much of a nerd you are, you could have a compy that is immune to any virus or anything else like that, or computers that are limited to certain tasks. Im just hoping I can find like, a pirated copy of some nerds' BIOS. and i'll just use that. I havent much done anything with those, though. D= No idea what im doing. Not with Linux. Maybe I'm thinking of Unix. They're two different things, but I forgot which one is which. D=

That is awsome! How do you do that? there are 2 ways (for Windows): 1. Go to your sound settings in you control panel and change the log-in sound file or 2. Drag a copy of the song into the Startup folder in the Start Menu You are sooooooooo smart!!! You get The Black Bat Award!!! Yeah!!! Thanks! *bows* I've said I am a bit (underexastration) of a computer nerd How cool!!! In my next life I want to come back as a Hacker. Its pretty hilarious. You should learn to program Linux'. Them're cool.