Arkcher

Does it matter? Of course it does! XD In my useless little opinion on that, I categorize it as 'old'. and thats a genre as far as Im concerned. I'd guess Light Rock, if Old isnt a good enough answer. XD *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* You can't categorize music by something like "Old" or "New". What KIND of old? Old Rock? Old Pop? Old Rap? Old Jazz? Old Blues? Old Country? Its too general. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I just have different views on stuff than everyone else. Old is a sufficient category for me. It pretty much covers all of that you've said there.

Does it matter? Of course it does! XD In my useless little opinion on that, I categorize it as 'old'. and thats a genre as far as Im concerned. I'd guess Light Rock, if Old isnt a good enough answer. XD

EFY: 2006. w00t. ...... Thats pretty much the only CD that I have that isnt homemade. (No, thats not limited to Music CDs, either. n_n)

I cant decide if this is good or not. D= The Denzel keeps posting online about how her 'boyfriend's feeling has changed for her', so they 'did the smart thing and broke up'. Whatever. Im not questioning any wisdumb in this, but this means that she doesnt have a different guy to obsess over, and seeing flirtitude in the past, I best i'm gonna be the next target. Wont that be fun.

[im writing the next chapter. I so am. >_>; I'm trying to avoid whats happened in the past, by having my whole family convinced that I'm writing a love story, seeing how it involves various flirts that i've met. XD I either need to write on me PDA or when there isnt everyone and their grandma in the room with mah compy. D=]

[i think MK could stay MK, couldn't she? And for our Kat, you could do it the way her name appears here... -Kat-. How does that sound? The other two are Caitlin and Katelin, which, in reading are two different names because of the spelling. What do you think?] [Well, I dont want to have abbreviations/initializations, or online usernames. Think about it, what if you went and got the much-anticipated 7th Harry Potter book and internet alias' were used in place of names? Or a combination of real names and the said alias'? I might do that for a less serious story, but not this one. Moreover, I think that reading the two does have a difference, but, eh... on Audio book, such would not be the case. They're too similar, the way I see it.]

*watches Arkcher's heart-rate increase dramatically* Meh: >_o; Addreeeeennaaaliiiiinne. Kate: n____n (Yeah, thats pretty much what happened.)

I have a feeling you will be doing that a lot more. xD Yeah, I think so. >_>; 'cause she seemed to enjoy it. I dont even remember what I was doing. n_n

[so, OKay. Doods.] [in the more awesome version of the story and all that mess, like... the one that is longer and makes more sense, Some stuff needs be taken out. For example, I dont want to publish a story that has four or five people with the same first name. So. I have the Caitlin person from up in Canada somewheres, then theres Kat, then MK, then Brianrietta, and the OTHER Katelin that lives over here where I's am. All of which I want to put in. But the same-name kind of thing is a problem. So. MK and Kat, you need a come up with a pseudonym for yourself. I'll make one up for the other two or three. ... like, one of your nicknames (realistic ones, MK.) or whatever. Or just some other name. I dun care. Gimmie an alternate name for j00.]

>_>; Just because i'm awake doesnt really mean im mentally present. XD I recall seeing you but not thinking to post about it here.

Yeah, Kate is still a big flirt. It was hilarious. o: 'cause we SAT NEXT TO EACH OTHER today. Ooooooh.

... I guess. Whaddyou need help with?

Seeing how I only have about four peices left, I dont think it'll work very well. XD I plan to buy a huge... bunch of candy later today, 'cause its like 75% off if you wait till after halloween. Then i'll give that to her. maybe. D= A party of 'we-couldnt-do-something-the-other-day-so-lets-do-something-now' kind of party. Since parents are kind of an important part of planning events such as this, i talked it over with my mom, who has suggested having Kate and The Denzel both over for a board game night. ... which doesnt sound as wonderful as I was hoping for, but whatever. The best suggestion we've come up with so far is making homemade Pizza (since we do that at our place. Its good for taking up a lot of time at parties. and everyone thinks you're wierd cuz you make homemade pizza. XD) and then... watch a movie or something. We'll probably make it up as we go. ... I dunno. D= Im still kind of put off by not doing anything yesterday. Im also mad at myself for not getting some candy to give to Kate later. ... but not a lot can be done about that now, so... Whatever party. aaaaand i'll probably load up on sugary death today or tomorrow.

... I'll take a look of which of the some odd fifteen message boards I'm in you're talking about. XD This particular site has pretty much all the links to the sites I go to, so i'll just link you to that. ... sometime.

how would you suggest me to tell arkcher how do get the program? I will help you with this. I've since gotten some new email adresses and IM names and all that mess, check my profile for the best way to get hold of me, aye? I could do that. *cough, cough* BTW, I showed up and saw you took away my privileges. ... What? o_o; My moderator privileges. Oh yeah, that mess. XD The boards I assigned you to mod have since gone inactive. I dunno if you still have the links for them or not, but I dont, and dont really intend on re-...doing... them. I've got one or two other ones, though. they're still up.

CHAPTER ONE!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead

Ok, so YOU guys dont like dark chocolate. XD About all the other girls I know do. ... so there. I declare '06 to have the most boring haloween EVER. ... for me. I dunno 'bout choo guys, but I sat around in my Val outfit and pwned everyone on Age of Empires. o:< 'cause I was just that desperate for something to do.

how would you suggest me to tell arkcher how do get the program? I will help you with this. I've since gotten some new email adresses and IM names and all that mess, check my profile for the best way to get hold of me, aye? I could do that. *cough, cough* BTW, I showed up and saw you took away my privileges. ... What? o_o;

Other idea. Tomorrow morning, I go and tell Kate that she was very missed, and I spent the night gathering up a bunch of sugary death for her, and then invite her over for a little par-tay in a few days. Im still put off that im not doing anything with her, Especially since this is the first real invitation I've gotten to do anything social in the past four months i've lived here. so Im trying to arrange a little party dealie to have within the next week or so. What'll we do? No idea. XD I havent thought that far ahead yet.

how would you suggest me to tell arkcher how do get the program? I will help you with this. I've since gotten some new email adresses and IM names and all that mess, check my profile for the best way to get hold of me, aye?

I am sooo sorry. Yeah, its pretty depressing. Being optimistic, This could be an oppurtunity for some brownie points tomorrow morning. =D Think about it, If she's doing schoolwork right now, and I know she wanted to go trick or treating... and since Im not doing anything... What if I were to get an huge-load of candy and then give half of it to her? I'd bet that shed be really appreciative of that. S'pecially if I threw in a bunch of dark chocolate in there. 'cause thats what lady-types like. -nod-

DISPAIR. D= Brianrietta mysteriously disappeared today. so we like, called her house, and she wasnt there, and her mom says she isnt going trickortreating today, Shes at school getting some extra credit. aaaaaand now I have nothing to do tonight. D= 'cause going out by yourself is real boring.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* [You see, Laddy, I actually update my stories when I say I do. ] *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* [but you never say you do, therefore you never update. Mneh.] *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* [You don't read the TAWPEEKS where I say I'm gonna update. Laddy-face. ] *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* [Well. uh. have YOU even read the rest of this Tawpeek? >_>; ]

Brianrietta wasnt even there today. Its halloween and we have NOTHING planned. XD it chaos. D=

Are you counting by ten? I keep forgetting. I started this thing a long time ago though, r'member?