Arkcher

It's 23H20, do you know where YOUR Arkcher is? No. I have misplaced mine. ;_; Here, I will lend you one of mine. *hands Arkcher an Arkcher* Wow. D'you have a spare MK in there, too? 'cause. I might have buried the original one alive. but nothing is for sure. -cough-

Because thats how life goes. Thats what Deedees do. It's the same look Trent gave me when he seemed to have a crush on me. o_o ... And whats he doing now? I stopped hanging around Trent becaus eof the 6th graders. what are they doing? Being the biggest Jerks. Ever. but they're about to be... MEAT GRINDED! o: *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Could someone please explain the placement of Joey's hands in my picture?... XD *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* He sees you. and ph34rs floyd-age. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Ha ha Speaking of which, I saw Ramones calender today at Kaliedoscope, and theres a picture of Joey on there holding a Surfboard and he looks naked. But really isn't. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I though there would be more comments to this well you were WRONG o:

In the mud were three little moldy bread loaves, all of which loved to play shun the non-believer. In which we ate pickles and shun the nun on the run with a gun who was stunned when a ton of some fun

It's 23H20, do you know where YOUR Arkcher is? No. I have misplaced mine. ;_;

Its 10:00... Do you know where YOUR Horatio is?

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers

In the mud were three little moldy bread loaves, all of which loved to play shun the non-believer. In which we ate pickles and shun the nun on the run with a gun.

Well, I would tell her that you like brianrietta. However, make her promise not to tell anyone. Also let her know that you wouldn't be just mad at her if she told, but dissapointed. Y'know, make her feel really guilty and bad if she tells. xD like IM TIME! [Arkcher's IM SN] RPVF, I think you deserve to know who I actually like[, cause I guess I somewhate decieved you before.] But first, you have promise not to tell ANYONE. [RPVF's IM SN] okay! [buncha random stuff she says] [Arkcher's IM SN] Okay... Brianrietta. But if you tell someone, I won't [just be] be mad. I will just be disappointed. Remember, I'm trusting you. =] NOT IM TIME! You can leave out the stuff in the brackets, based upon wether or not it is true. ;D Sage advise. but unfortunately, Horatio's absence had an impact on this (but I dont want him to feel terrible about it. that just happens.) 'cause not long after I posted this, I checked back on various websites are RPVF was still on. I felt obligated to apologize for not responding earlier, and sent her a site message. so she got back on to the IM. and came back asking me directly again who it is I liked. so. The conversation went something not unlike this: -another copypaste time- RPVF: I'm nosey, you have to tell me who it is you're talking about... Me: But that would ruin the suspense! RPVF: no it wouldnt. Me: oh. -long pause- RPVF: Come on, I know you're still there. Me: alright alright. I really dont know if it'd last, or if it'd go anywhere, but I cant keep a secret forever. RPVF: No, you cant. Who? Me: but I must say I've had a thing for Brianrietta for some time now. -abnormally long pause, in which Im quite sure RPVF made use of her phone- RPVF: well. I kind of knew that, Dont ask how but I just had a feeling, 'cause she and I are pretty much the only ones you ever talk to. Me: yeah. I dunno, since I moved in, it seemed that you two were the only ones who would talk to me. RPVF: Yeah, we were about the only ones to talk to you. I dont think anyone else really knew how to talk to the new guy. [if you recall, I moved in the not-too-distant past, mid-late last year. about June.] I dunno, some people are just weird like that. Me: mmhmm. I can honestly say though, that I am pretty sick of everyone thinking that I like The Denzel. 'cause Im allegedly always flirting with her. Thats how I naturally act around my friends. RPVF: I know that and Brianrietta knows that, and Im pretty sure that The Denzel knows that you arent flirting with her... Me: thats good. RPVF: Like I said, some people are just weird that way and all Me: well. As much as you may want to, I must ask you to not tell anyone else about this. I will do so, but when I'm ready for it. RPVF: I won't tell anyone. Me: Thank you. RPVF: It really isnt any of my business, its between you and that person... but I am glad you told me. Me: yeah. I seem to have an overwhelming shyness when trying to talk to anyone, especially Brianrietta. which really isnt fun. its like, antisocial all over the place. RPVF: mmhmm. I dont know, I like the fact that I can open up to you though. I have NEVER been able to open up to a guy before like I have to you. Me:... okay, well... thats... good? RPVF: Yes, its good for you. I've told you some things that I havent told any other guys before, not even ones I've dated. -another kind of awkward silence- RPVF: well, Its getting late. I really need to go to bed. 'Night. Me: Alright. Thanks for talking to me. RPVF: Of course, thats what friends are for. -poofle sign off- End somewhat-copypaste time. but Going contrary to Cheesemans suggestion, I asked her to keep quiet about it after I told her, so I bet that everyone and their dog knows about it already. which is a potential problem. but I just woke up like 15 minutes ago. I couldnt sleep for anything last night. D= The conversation started about midnight. now I just hope I didnt screw up horribly.

Because thats how life goes. Thats what Deedees do. It's the same look Trent gave me when he seemed to have a crush on me. o_o ... And whats he doing now? I stopped hanging around Trent becaus eof the 6th graders. what are they doing? Being the biggest Jerks. Ever. but they're about to be... MEAT GRINDED! o: *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Could someone please explain the placement of Joey's hands in my picture?... XD *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* He sees you. and ph34rs floyd-age.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I havn't had a kiss yet. But I want to have one. But no one's gonna kiss me if I have braces. ._. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Well, braces don't stop people. Haha. I have plenty of examples to back that up, too. And as terrible as it sounds, I wouldn't be with the guy I'm with if braces stopped me from kissing. XD And MK, you know I've seen a picture of you. I think you have a very good chance of getting yer kiss in the next few years. You just have to be patient. I didn't get my first kiss until the end of 8th grade. Literally. It was the last day, bus ride to a theme park. So patience really is important here. XD Do you really think I'm pretty? I mean, pretty enough to get my first kiss in a few years? To someone you are. But don't rush it. I agree.

Oh noes. potential... point of significance. Cheeseman! come hither. and acquire some cookies afterward. Whilst testing out my internet connection to see how well it'd go for online gaming (and it goes pretty well, as long as my DS isnt involved. XD) and that took some time, 'cause I had to, you know, run a few... test rounds. -cough- So after I got done pwning everyone, I came back and saw like fifteen IMs I missed form RPVF. I figured it was her usual hi how are you kind of stuff, but it wasnt this time. Copy-paste time: I dont know why I find myself asking people these questions, and being all nosie and everything....but I am. Just tell me to shut up and away or something if you dont want to answer this or whatever. Anyways. I find myself wanting to know who it is that you like seeing as how idk I mean I know it was me at one time but I dont know if it is still me or someone else. And I dont know. I just like talking to you and seeing how your life is going and what is new. well ok I have to go now so oh well. I will talk to you later. Night. -poof- Not copy-paste time! I feel bad 'cause I was keeling people on Starcraft, and it really looked like I was ignoring her or just not responding due to offense. I sent her an offline IM saying I was away from my computer and didnt see her IMs. which is half-way true. but I think this is a... moment in which it could go one of many directions. and now that we know Im not so smooth when making such decisions on my own, I would appreciate some advising. 'cause RPVF has directly asked me who it is I liked, and seems to have the idea that I dont 'like' her anymore. but I think this could go in one of many directions, and I dont know what to do. D=

-waves to Horatio- o:

Because thats how life goes. Thats what Deedees do. It's the same look Trent gave me when he seemed to have a crush on me. o_o ... And whats he doing now? I stopped hanging around Trent becaus eof the 6th graders. what are they doing? Being the biggest Jerks. Ever. but they're about to be... MEAT GRINDED! o:

.... I just thought of something... but doubt its... accurate. what if RPVF is, indeed, using Dumbface for a temporary boyfriend and all, but is 'abandoning' me to see how I'd react to a relationship falling apart? and Brianrietta is just staying a distance away from me for... observance, i guess. I dunno. I just thought of that, but I can honestly say that I dont understand the workings of lady-types minds. or.... anyone, for that matter. XD

Horatio... We've set up some spy cameras. We know about those late-night corn binges you have been going on for the past few nights. And we have proof now. o: now we just hope the board will work and let us see the picture. D=

Oh em gee. I see a... Horatio! o:

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I havn't had a kiss yet. But I want to have one. But no one's gonna kiss me if I have braces. ._. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I can relate. minus the braces. I just havent done that 'cause Im only 15, (which may sound odd to some of you XD) I dont think any real good will come out of it, so Im just keeping that for later.

It may have just been the lack of sleep, but whatever, I cant really deny I messed up on that account. and as such, removed all trace of it existing. except here. 'cause I cant do that. nor is it that important. but whatever. I'll catch on one of these days.

Talk to her, man. I'm usually shy as anything as well. xD But ask her what is wrong some time. But... bad answers. Really... bad... answers... Well. it. >_> yeah. its... yeah. so. yeeeah.

Because thats how life goes. Thats what Deedees do. It's the same look Trent gave me when he seemed to have a crush on me. o_o ... And whats he doing now?

Kat and I agreed that I should post the events of potential importance here. Though it was probably one of her devious plots to get me to shut up for like five minutes. whatever. From memory, I brought up Brianrietta and talked about RPVF commenting on Brianriettas page, something roughly to the effect of 'You've been acting different lately, and its easy to tell that something is wrong. Keep in mind that The Denzel and I will be here for you if you need to talk about anything' which... isnt that relevant to me. but Brianrietta just acting more down than usual is something that gets my attention. We really dont talk much anymore, but make awkward eye contact. She sat down not too far away from me last night, and just stared off into space. in a not-very-happy manner. so I can confirm that something is... not right with her. I really want to do something about it, but overwhelming shyness does NOT help. at all. Looking at RPVF's actions, I did get kind of a disappointing.... idea, to say the least. Looking at how she still acts flirty around me, and as if she hadnt really abandoned me, I really do get the impression that she's keeping her current boyfriend around until I'm 16, old enough to date her. I really cant confirm that such is the case, but its... quite strongly the impression Im getting. Which really is a potential problem, if we think that RPVF isnt being meaningful about a relationship, theres that stoopid chain reaction again of I dont want to mess up with RPVF, 'cause shes Brianriettas best friend, and if I made one of them sad they'd both be sad. and I really dont want that to happen. In other news, I ignored the fact Im terribly shy and just posted one of those handy little surveys that circulate around. A few points of significance on that would be: What would you do if #3 (set as Brianrietta) confessed they love you? um. um. its. I'd probably laugh at her. ... and. tsh, I dont even know. What do you think about number 3? um. Needs to go to seminary more often. ... which is evading that question, but I dont care. gawsh. -ahem- yeah. Thats what I posted. ._. 'cause. yeah.

well. Lately, I've not had any problems connecting to the board. like, at all. =D so It looks like its been fixed.

Because thats how life goes. Thats what Deedees do.

They do now. They so do. except you. But other kitties have pants.

Well, Horatio... Maybe if we did a Rain Dance and hoped that members came instead of rain, then we'd get some more activity going here. You experiment around with that rain dancing thing, I need a go. Bye Horatio!