Arkcher

Granted, but after every other country uses water for vehicles, the U.S. still doesn't have it because politicians continue to suck up to the oil companies. I wish bugs would quit sneaking into my room. :­P another excuse to move to Canada then.

I wish water would be the most widespread way to fuel a vehicle. :/

I think its ridiculous and movie actors should stay as nothing more than that. honestly, i dont care whos dating who, who has the secksiest body out of pop singers, omg someone is pregnant who did that, angelina and brad did something, when we took pictures they hid their faces like they didnt want photos taken OH HAY THEY'RE AT A COFFEE SHOP EVERYBODY SWARM AROUND IT LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE there are a lot better things to waste time on. all these movie actors get paid millions of dollars, while law enforcement, military and police officers who are actually risking their lives to keep the country going dont get half that much. they dont even get as much hype if they win an award or catch a most-wanted criminal. I cant imagine thats easy to do.

Granted, but every time you post, it will be a double or even triple post. see, its already taking effect. I wish Frosted Flakes were actually as GRRRRRREAT as they advertise.

CHAPTER 1!!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are taking over the entire entity of Invader Zim's friend frederbob the magnificent Loveded The Piggy until it died. We had bacon. Floor Made Sammiches. Floor gained exp. Floor Level Up! Original Campsoup Labels! I have pink Jeff Andonuts! So I ate them. Homestar, CoachZ, StrongBad all had to find cow poo and eat it. Great Jearb. Earthbound danced to the Catnip Ninjas song while - Kat - was petting The Cheat, which then exploded. Johnny Cash sez, "spinning, multicolored lights ate Dr. Andonuts as he slept dreaming of sugarplum, and saltplum, too. Also his son. Then he awoke to something else, which was quite amazing because he was definitely asleep."

a cat is fine, too :­D

Hungarian Drunk Partay-ers Try Working With Knives To Open Soda. Giggles! A worthy attempt on all aspects, but I deem this entry the winner. Jesse, come up with an acronym like the ones previously used, they dont necessarily have to be acronyms of existing sentances, but that adds to the lulz. MW gets 6 points for creativity there at the end.

LOL Ohhhhhh... paybacks. Granted... you have your very own dance skills, but you do them at very high speed over and over again like a broken record, unable to stop. I wish I hadn't eaten so many yogurt raisins... my stomach hurts. Granted but if you hadn't, you'd be wishing that you had ate some yogurt raisins. I wish there weren't so many stupid people on YouTube. Granted, but think about it... what if Chad Warden or Chris Crocker actually became smart? Not a pretty result. I wish mah hair would be more rational in growing length and quantity. :/ [its kind of a perpetual big thick mess.]

Granted, but it would only fly to the nearest Port-A-Pottie. I wish my camera battery would charge faster. (This is fun!) Your answer for the flying car was great! Granted, but the battery will only last long enough to take two pictures. I wish Horatio had posted a wish. Granted, but it would be too realistic, boring and not very fun to corrupt. :/ I wish that Linux was easier to figure out :/

was anyone else strongly reminded of... :­/

let me try to get back on topic here. Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak. there. Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge: R. W. T. S. T. P. B. Ravilios with Turtle soup tastes pretty bad. Tibfoff = winrar. i lol'd the hardest at this one. I'll say it got you 10 points. 7 for the letters, 3 for additional lulz. Now, a new one. [After this one, i'll open it up to whoever wins this next... challenge, will take the host position, think up a string of letters, and then judge who wins to get the next one. Host cant participate for the sake of not going twice in a row. mmkay? mmkay.] ... How Do Pop Tarts Work? Who Knows, They Only Speak German :­D H. D. P. T. W. W. K. T. O. S. G. :­D additional useless points for making use of that emoticon at the end. give it a shot.

remember, kids always spay & neuter your cats and wierd relatives :­D

I been found out D:

let me try to get back on topic here. Initially, you needed ill-hued goats to heckle Colorado oranges. Efficiency is bleak. there. Now, you's guys make one up for the first challenge: R. W. T. S. T. P. B.

Well, if you checked out the enclosed instruction book like Mario told you, you'd know this for yourself. If there was a G somewhere in his name, then he does have the potential to spell that. yeah.

You'd know better than I would. I'm a hamster... not a hamPster. I'm a huMan. not a hamPster. you're only 1 letter away :­P

In some blindingly obvious place, thats where my wallet always ends up being. ... in my backpack, for example. or. other my other pants pocket. only, it doesnt make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert.

You get The Black Bat Award for the right answer!!!!! The five boxing wizards jump quickly. Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow. How quickly daft jumping zebras vex. Jaded zombies acted quaintly but kept driving their oxen forward. We quickly seized the black axle and just saved it from going past him. woo pangrams.

You'd know better than I would.

This topic, i'm not sure how well it'll go over, but Im sure you're aware of some revival project that MW threw together, and I've been taking ideas from other parts of the interwebs I've been to in hopes of bringing activity here. So. Everyone here has some level of emotional sensitivity, their own conscience, opinions and views. Has there ever been something you wanted to tell a specific person, but just couldnt bring yourself to do it? Do it here. Want to describe something you've thought of before, but never really got the right situation for it to work well with? Do it here. Need to let off some steam? Need to vent about some idiot at school? on the verge of being v&? Post anything here, without any regard to the topic readers. Chances are, whoever you're making a post about wont read it here. [and I hope its not me you'd be so worked up about :/ ] Just be reasonable. If you dont want someone to know something, dont say it. If someone does say something, be respectful. If you're simply dying to know, ask, but know they're under no obligation to reveal anything. Again, im not sure how well this will go over, but its worth a shot. I'll contribute once I have less things on my mind :­P

another shot at MW's restoration project. Hooray interaction. Something I used to do with some of my friends is get existing paragraphs or sentences, and get the first letter out of every word, and assemble them together. And then blow it out of context horribly by replacing all those words with another starting with the same letter. There will be a somewhat simple scoring system, not unlike Scrabble. the harder the letter is to work with, you get more points accordingly. Additional bonus points are awarded at hosts discretion, be it for using a cool word, reminding them of a story, being part of an inside joke, quoting a movie, whatever the case is. Also bear in mind that you get a lot more points and awesomeness if you can construct an actual sentence of sorts, rather than a string of random words. I dont think that description quite did it justice, so I'll start it off with a classic, The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog. T. Q. B. F. J. O. L. G. Timmy quaintly buffs floors joyfully, over laminated grounds. ... which i made up on the spot, quite honestly. And really, the points dont matter, just for bragging rights and a gauge to help the host describe their satisfaction. Supposing they did matter, that sentance would be worth like 15 points, being 8 letters long, Q being kind of hard to work with, and J, too. And some more for almost making sense, rather than being a string of random words. everyone got it? gud. Questions may be asked, but until then, I'll post one more acronym and you guys see what you can come up with. [Later on in this topic, I'll give the word for you guys to 'host' your own acronyms and scoring systems. I'd like to keep it limited to just me for the time being, for the sake of organization, until everyone is on the same page. This isnt an enforced rule, but to keep confusion to a minimum, lets just have one or two out at once.] If You Need Instructions on How to Get Through the Hotels, Check Out the Enclosed Instruction Book. I. Y. N. I. H. G. T. H. C. O. E. I. B. alternatively, if you arent up for a challenge, try something smaller. Remember, Where There's Smoke, They Pinch Back. R. W. T. S. T. P. B. Give it your best shot. Whoever makes the most lulz wins.

It was a worthy attempt, but I think its safe to say that the old topic has gone and died. So, here's part 2 with some minor revisions. first off the name is different. Basically, this will be the topic for advising, question asking, question answering, so on, so forth. Our own locally-run version of Yahoo Answers, only without the retarded questions [hopefully]. Be as serious or silly as you see fit, just be reasonable. I'd encourage some discussion topics that would have everyone post their unique view on the matter. ... Quite honestly, i havent any in mind that would fit in this category, I'm just following MW's suggestion to get some activity up and going. Just like last time, anyone is welcome to ask a question, and unless otherwise specified anyone is welcome to answer it. Be respectful of others opinions or views, should a touchy subject arise. Theres no real limitations, so any question you may have... post them here.

They're just biding time, secretly filming an epic trilogy to rival the Lord of the Rings, they'll make such an anticipated comeback in like 2013. HK as producer. Horatio as like, director or something. And dont lie, MW, we all knew that you were behind the script-writing. This would have all been kept quiet if Jesse hadnt been so blunt D: yeah, im bored.

D: ewe guise srsly

:­D I heard the original Hampsterdance song played at a dance recently. tried to get a video of the chaotic moshing and dancing with my phone, but the terrible camera and lighting made it. ... a not good video.