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  1. ~gags~ how can you eat that!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!??? By putting it on my food, putting that food in my mouth, chewing, and swallowing. ~annoyed face~ No duh. I can't stand guac. I'm with Glowurm... I love guacamole!!!! UGH. You're making me sick. I'm hungry again. that's the third time today. well you havent had any good guacamole then. If its homemade and done right, then its awesome. if you get it at some mexican restaurant kind of place, Even if they have top quality everything-else, their guac still isnt good. needs be homemade and awesome. *heads for Arkcher's house* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Arkcher's Mansion or his house? *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
  2. What would your other husbands say if you got what you wanted for Christmas? I'm making Christmas graphics for all my husbands. With as many husbands as you have, it is a good thing you are starting early. I wonder how Arkcher feels about this? Perhaps he will let you know. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Actually, I think I've asked him twice and he said "I didn't know you were mormon enough to be a polygamist!". and More recently he said "If you were Mormon you could get away with that!" *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* ROFOCLH !!!!!!! Actually I thought Arkcher was one of your husbands. he is.
  3. What would your other husbands say if you got what you wanted for Christmas? I'm making Christmas graphics for all my husbands. With as many husbands as you have, it is a good thing you are starting early. I wonder how Arkcher feels about this? Perhaps he will let you know. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Actually, I think I've asked him twice and he said "I didn't know you were mormon enough to be a polygamist!". and More recently he said "If you were Mormon you could get away with that!" *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
  4. What would your other husbands say if you got what you wanted for Christmas? I'm making Christmas graphics for all my husbands. With as many husbands as you have, it is a good thing you are starting early. I wonder how Arkcher feels about this?
  5. What would your other husbands say if you got what you wanted for Christmas? I'm making Christmas graphics for all my husbands.
  6. ~feels like a hippy~ TUBULAR! sorry, but I had to do it. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* except Hippies don't say tubular. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
  7. :blink: WOW! Just take the beat to Journey's "Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'" and put "Trent" in place of the lyrics.
  8. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I DON'T LIKE HOMOPHOBES!! JOEY RAMONE IS BRINGING SEXY BACK! JON BON JOVI IS BEYOND SEXY! **The Psychedelic Luau*~*THe Astronomy Domine*~*
  9. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*the Final Cut*~* Boy, your long, brown hair and your low, low, voice The jackets so many i wanted to share Trent, Boy, remember me I'm that girl and all she saw was you, you see? So many letters I wrote and never sent. So many portraits I drew but but never kept. I used to love you. I loved you... You broke my heart Oooooh Trent I loved you and you were cold... I loved you, you didn't care I loved you, you didn't even like me Ooooooh Trent I realise now What a mistake I made I loved you for three and a half long years I made a huge mistake doin' that Ooooh, babe I don't love you anymore You tore me apart Maybe I oughta do the same to you H0w I imagined huggin' you and stroking your hair But nothing ever worked out Oh, hey! Ooooh Don't worry about me I don't love you anymore You were cold to me When I loved you so much Can't you see what lovin' you did to me? Can't you see what lovin' you did to me? *~&*The Psychedelic Luau*~*TheAstronomy Domine*~*
  10. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* dreamail 500.00H$ 600.00H$ w/ customization This delicious treat is a pre-made or custom message built in edible gold and dipped in Guacamole. Our pre-made messages are Birthdays, any Holiday, Halloween, Easter, 4th Of July, Anniversary, and New Year's, etc. Customization is an extra 100 H$, but you can put whatever you wish on the dreamail. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
  11. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Thou shalt always believe that Joey Ramone is bringing thy sexy back. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*TheAstronomy Domine*~*
  12. \ I LOVE EARTHBOUND yes yes i dont know if i cant put links but my friends and i make movies that get put on local cable and we have an earthbound series. (if i can horatio) I had to delete it until I ask HampsterKing's permission. But I have stored it so I can easily retrieve it. Did you ever get permission to show the video? I wanna see
  13. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Giza jumped when the elevator suddenly began to sllllooooowwwwllllly move downwards. she must have been in there for hours? Days? Nope. Just a few minutes. The elevator stopped and a faint ding was heard. a red light flashed with all it's might above the doorway before giving out with a small shock. The doors slowly opened, revealing a large, dark room. Giza cautiously stepped out of the elevator. She looked aroudn for any light switches; there were none. She sighed and tiptoed quietly out of the elevator. Giza walked blindly for hours before a large kirby-like-mass jumped out of the shadows and clutched her. She let out a muffled scream, but she felt soft hands around her volcal chords; she was being choked. Giza wildly flew her arms around before hitting floor tile. Strange, she thought. The floor was cheap, rotting wood. The black mass hit her, but the lights suddenly flew on. The black mass was actually a black kirby with mostly grey clothes. Giza shook her head quickly. "Who are you?" "BATMAN!" he shouted. Giza started to run; "Batman" followed, but his ridiculous costume made him trip. He got up, but he simply kept falling. Giza heard the strange voice, again... "Giza, you have powers, use them! That guy will kill you!" Despite Batman's weirdness, she heeded the warning. "PSI Wind Alpha!" she shouted. Where did that come from? she thought. But it worked. a strong flow of wind swirled around her body before going in the direction of her arm towards Batman. Giza wondered what other abilties she had? Batman was caught in the vortex, however. "BATMAN SEZ: OH SH I IZ DED NOW" ":StTUPPID WIND" Giza felt proud of herself. Batman was still in the vortex. "LEMME OIUUOT*&&^Y&HKHGUFGYHBNKLNJIYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" He screamed. Truly: If he wasn't stopped, the books would topple over. Giza searched her mind. "PSI Freeze Alpha!!!" The wind let him go, but a barrage of blue crystals surrounded him and froze him. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* "Mental," muttered Giza. She decided to check and see what kinds of books were down here. Meanwhile, upstairs, everyone ha
  14. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I made these myself... <-Glitter Jeff <-Glitter Paula <-Glitter Ness <-Moonside Banner <-Jeff Contact Table
  15. and yes, there are festivals that play that many bands. Live Earth anyone?
  16. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I should of known, that when I work hard to make it work, You didn't care You didn't care You didn't want my life's work This one thing that lasts so long Guess nothing can last forever But hey, hey I'll bet you're tired of these songs I wrote And the way they make me cry Make me cry like Summer Of '69, or some other song That you don't know and don't bother to know My, My Two years can go by so fast So much happiness and laughter abound Oh, how I wish you cared to be around I'll miss you forever I guess it couldn't last forever We can never have that back I just wanna know how it all goes wrong Was it you? was it time? Or was it me all along? I should of known no matter how many tries that it would fail I should of never supervised I cared enough to let you explain your troubles to me but now I know I can plainly see You don't care if I'm around But I do care I care enough to write 5, or 10, or more than that Write as many songs about you that I can Let you know You are my best friends I don't want to see it end I'll bet you're sick of it So I'll plug in my four string and write some licks for this 'Cause when I write 'em, I still get that kick That same thrill, the one I looked for for so many years From true allies... I guess nothing lasts forever *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
  17. Because your evil twin has taken over and really intends on making a hammie-burger out of me? Teddeldore: NO YOU'VE SPOILED MY PLAN!!! NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOU VIAL RODENT!!! Kay: ~tackles teddeldore to the ground and beats him up before he has a chance to hurt her bestest hammie friend~ your're welcome *watches, not sure what to believe* :blink: how come there's fighting in this topic, of all places? "PEACE! NOT WAR!" *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Yea! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
  18. There are others, and I am guessing they are feeling the same way. Search out a politics club or ask a history teacher if there is such a club. Then you will find others who would love to be your friend because you have like interests. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Clubs, clubs... pep club art club ....wow, that's depressing *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Debate club? Sometimes the art club has people who are interested in politics. That is tough. Politics is important to be interested in because the people we elect, control our future and the future of our country. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* My art teachers **** beyond all reasoning. Is it just me, or did my Elementary Skool have better staff, better library, better events? Not to mention better dance themes *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
  19. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Title-Disinformation Type-Series Author-various Description- Have you ever stopped to think that what you think you know is not true? Did your sex ed class leave you feeling pretty much clueless? What about advertising? This phenomenal books take you on a very long trip to the underground, unveiling what's true and what isn't. A must-read for all cool people. Titles: -Sticker Nation (Th big book of subversive stickers Volume One) -You are being Lied to -Everything you know is wrong -Abuse Your Illusions -Everything you know about sex is wrong -Everything you know about God is wrong -50 things you shouldn't know -Book of lists -Underground! -Generation Hex -Uner The Influence -The Little Food Book -50 Facts that could change the world -Book Of Lies -Turn Off Your Mind DVD's, too! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
  20. There are others, and I am guessing they are feeling the same way. Search out a politics club or ask a history teacher if there is such a club. Then you will find others who would love to be your friend because you have like interests. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Clubs, clubs... pep club art club ....wow, that's depressing *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
  21. Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are taking over the entire entity of Invader Zim's friend frederbob the magnificent Loveded The Piggy until it died. We had bacon. Floor Made Sammiches. Floor gained exp. Floor Level Up! Original Campsoup Labels! I have pink Jeff Andonuts! So
  22. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~* why do I have the sinking feeling that I am the only person in my whole skool that actually cares about politics and related such things? *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*
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