Mushroom_king

The Turning Away-Pink Floyd

*~*The Grand illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* This is where I'll put all my songs after making their own TAWPEEK. Please pin. Trent Boy, your long, brown hair and your low, low, voice The jackets so many i wanted to share Trent, Boy, remember me I'm that girl and all she saw was you, you see? So many letters I wrote and never sent. So many portraits I drew but but never kept. I used to love you. I loved you... You broke my heart Oooooh Trent I loved you and you were cold... I loved you, you didn't care I loved you, you didn't even like me Ooooooh Trent I realise now What a mistake I made I loved you for three and a half long years I made a huge mistake doin' that Ooooh, babe I don't love you anymore You tore me apart Maybe I oughta do the same to you How I imagined huggin' you and stroking your hair But nothing ever worked out Oh, hey! Ooooh Don't worry about me I don't love you anymore You were cold to me When I loved you so much Can't you see what lovin' you did to me? Can't you see what lovin' you did to me? Stick It to The Man Can't you think for yourself these days? No one does and even when you do You're just gonna get shut out but my voice is gonna break out of this bubble one of these days. You'll see me in the streets screaming and nothing you can do can stop me. The world's spinning, is there any truth anymore? It's the age of information why is it so hard to find, why is it not in my stores? I'm one, will anyone else join me? Join me in the streets screaming peace or anarchy! Join me! Let's go out to the streets and become traffic ourselves. Don't care if I'm arrested i'm gonna get my voice out there. Join me and say it with me, Peace not war! Break the binds they got on you, you can do something and I'll join you or you join me! Join me! Scream it in the streets, Peace Not War! you don't have to be hardcore to be an anarchist! Peace Not war! You can't shut me up, I'll wearmy belief on my sleeve until the day I die! 'Cause I'm not giving in to all your radical lies. Now the song is finished, It's plain to see I don't give a **** if you try to censor me. Peace Not War Mother! Mother! What's wrong with the world? I know war is wrong, why do I seem smarter than our own leaders? Why can't I run for president? Is it 'cause I'm a girl? Is it 'cause I'm strange? Is it 'cause I'm too young? Is it because I'm deranged? Hey, what's goin' on here? People are being killed heartlessly, yet all they seem to care about is Polly Odyssey and Linshay Lohan and Gays getting married and Celebrities, Mother 3, Translate it please people who like me, just want it all to STOP! Peace! Not War! Peace! Not War! Peace! Not War! Hey! You kill because your people got killed, and you got killed 'cause you killed people who killed, and you die For every person that dies, God sheds two tears from His chains. Is so much blood and crying gonna lead us to sanity? Quiet down and you could almost hear, the people screaming out of pain and the children just trying to hold on I am one of the lucky ones. Hey, They need someone! And maybe it's me! No sleep 'till I'm finished! I need to set them free! I am unstoppable! Sammy Hammy and The Pink Straitjacket cats WOW! Well, Sammy hammy, He was one strange Guy He had all these dreams but never got to fly Sammy Hammy had just 11 friends online 'Cause no one in real life would give him the time No one understands little Sammy hammy Well years went by and many peers died, But his internet friends stood by, Sammy Hammy talked to them in his basement, While scribbling down lyrics, only he knew what they meant So one day he asked them all to meet him, They'd read what he wrote and they were all in No one knew what he'd do So Sammy hammy bought them all instruments, And they practiced with what Sammy had in his basement, Someone cam over, and asked for them to play, At one popular place the very next day. "What do you call yourselves?" he politely asked, "We're Sammy Hammy & The Pink Straitjacket cats!" Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! The next day Sammy played, hoping all would go well Had anyone seen a band that totaled twelve? The crowd loved Sammy Hammy, He was asked again, "We've got time tomorrow; are you interested?" Soon Sammy hammy was known all over town He was in a mob where he went, and never with a frown The peers of Sammy Hammy, looked at the one they frowned upon, And they realised that what they'd done was very wrong Sammy kept playing, and soon everyone knew About this straneg guy who was a bolt from the blue Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! Sammy Hammy was asked to play at the fest He was so delighted, maybe play with all the rest Soon the day came he went there with his band And Sammy Hammy met Craving chocolate, And they played with Less Desire and Cold Corner And they played with Evaporated Life, who opened for Deaf ninja and Lighetr Fluid Ignition, And they played just before Eternal Darkness and Pull the Switch, Robots Ate My Grandma and Stringless Marionettes Spelling Errors on one stage, Pitch Black Eclipse on the other Funky Mangoes and Dirty Shoes opened for 'em Soul Cleanse, Hair Pullers, and Virtual Soap All were an opening act for Trickle Tickle and Geometrically Lost Cell Phone Text, New Tech, and In Formation Played with more Behind Threed and Hallucinogen Like Minds Quick Death, Unseen Heart, opening act for quiet Blood Loud Silence, Live Lost, Adventure Planned, Never Tainted's good friends Fired Up Bananas, made I Feel Like Tacos laugh, But they made Joseph Killed Jessica laugh too, Olive Green Crayons and The Psychedelic Luau The Stencils, The Chromosomes, the Carbon and Diamond duo Boo Hoo I Want the Old Game Back, made The Happy Hippies laugh Sonic Death Monkey and Flying fox played on stage one and two, While on stage three IDK and Bananas with knives played one after the other Emo Corner and What Does It Mean? Both good friends with Thrift shop Psychics and Studies In Scarlet Vines In The Sun and Pentagrammarians Unanimousity were very metal, and they played on one stage while Stolen Grim opened for Tanned Sands Plus Eyes Of Glory, and Every Day Romance, and don't forget Love Of Tangets What's Nouveau and Mother Mother and the Time Travel Trio, And Christian Science Reading Room was hard for Roller City 26 to comprehend and ATM Slur was the remembered girl group With Rising Darkness and Blood Striped Candy Cane nearing the end, purple death star, blood red angel, Blood Tastes Like Sugar Confessing darkness, were given therapy from ChampionGhost And Bonfire Babes played there too with Burnt Muffins Poetic Brunette's, Gun The Gas, Burning the Evidence, Gothic Girlies, Radioactive Hamsters, We're On Leaf Patrol Teal Lipstick & Red Eye shadow, Jail Break, Gated Community, Remote Vacation, Gun Metal Scraps Binding The Books, Ink Blotches, 5 O'clock Shadow, Alive At Last, X Marks The Spot, Arrows Don't Point You In The Right Direction You're On Fire, Sorry Won't Fix It This Time, Talking Puppets, We Spiked Your Punch Lost minds, Dislodging Brains, Wounds Don't Always Heal Themselves Gushing Love The Coffee Mugs Chocolate Stained Spoons, Caught Red Handed Cuffed, Jailed, And Bailed Bleed the Life Out of Me, You're A Fake, Love Is A Lie The Fundamentals of Learning, The Banshee Screams In The Night Auto Tune, Cashbox Cuties, Blank Screen, Mood Swings, Knocked into Oblivion, Pink Abyss I'm Lost In Your Eyes, Page Turner, Ruling Out the Rules, Safety Pins, Blank Expressions Dinosaurs Live under Rocks, Idiots Are Smarter Than We Think Earthworms, Fireplace Ashes Everything Is Better In The Dark, Heroines Alarming Silence, Lab Rats, Breathing Fire, Diary Stories, How To Host A Murder Hiring Hit Men, These Aren't The lyrics Kudos, Green w00t!, salt? African Picnic Desires, Choose Food, Tacos COOL, PSI Boxes [bUNNY], WOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH KILLER BUMP, BOOP BOOP CONTINUITY ERROR PSI Miami, Crayons for arms Sammy Hammy began to cry No one had loved him so much in his life He gave his all, and the crowd cheered, Sammy Hammy loved it but knew he was feared. The fest continued for three whole Days And Sammy Hammy was there in every way, He gave away stuff, even signed autographs he gave fans his e-mail and he had a couple laughs And that memory was so special in his mind He wrote it down so when old he wouldn't leave it behind Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! WOW! [bridge] A couple weeks later Sammy Hammy made an album The fans lapped it up, he had thousands more and then some Concert numbers grew, but the magic was gone Sammy Hammy didn't know if he could go on. Sammy talked about it with the band They agreed, it wasn't fun, it just was so bland But Sammy continued, the magic grew less, And eventually Sammy hammy was put to the test. Well, Sammy hammy, He was one strange Guy He had all these dreams but no he's getting by Sammy Hammy had just 11 friends online But now he had these fans, but where they true in time? No one understands little Sammy hammy Sammy Hammy's growing, and that's a fact He'll play anywhere, you just gotta ask He's coming for you, no matter where you're at; It's Sammy hammy & The Pink Straitjacket Cats! WOW! The Best Days Of My Life Everyone's got their say On what's the best day ever, 'Well I've got a lot a lot of them, and I can't say I was ever alone. Well, Julia hugged a tree and Turtle found a sack of plants, And Rick becomes an Emo and tried to be a hippie but can't, And I can't speak, I can't say a thing 'cause I'm high on life, I'm high on life, It's not me, it's you The best weeks of this life Where did all that go? Do we still have it all? Three down and I'm about to go, If I give you my number, will you ever call...? At all? At All? Well, Skittles goes through a hundred guys And we got more members but they didn't fly And Rick and Julia broke up and came back and broke up and again And I went on a rampage, but hey, hey I couldn't speak...I could not speak. And Binh did some dances and Moly went to none at all, And Moly formed a band but Summer made it fall And we lived at the tables and Julie was forced to switch schools I'm the only one to remember it all, I must be a fool And Elana and Will went out and broke up and no one saw Perhaps it was wrong of me to create this all? And Jackie stayed silent but I guess she hates us all And as summer went to Fall, Alex was gone to some other school And I remember The Endless days, oh how we were cool Hear Me! Oh, Oh. You gave me the greatest time of my life.... Not Another Song About My Friends I should of known, that when I work hard to make it work, You didn't care You didn't care You didn't want my life's work This one thing that lasts so long Guess nothing can last forever But hey, hey I'll bet you're tired of these songs I wrote And the way they make me cry Make me cry like Summer Of '69, or some other song That you don't know and don't bother to know My, My Two years can go by so fast So much happiness and laughter abound Oh, how I wish you cared to be around I'll miss you forever I guess it couldn't last forever We can never have that back I just wanna know how it all goes wrong Was it you? was it time? Or was it me all along? I should of known no matter how many tries that it would fail I should of never supervised I cared enough to let you explain your troubles to me but now I know I can plainly see You don't care if I'm around But I do care I care enough to write 5, or 10, or more than that Write as many songs about you that I can Let you know You are my best friends I don't want to see it end I'll bet you're sick of it So I'll plug in my four string and write some licks for this 'Cause when I write 'em, I still get that kick That same thrill, the one I looked for for so many years From true allies... I guess nothing lasts forever Annie 4:20 If you didn't know about Annie 4:20 Then there gonna hunt you down 'Cause everyone knows who she is in this town But lemme tell you.. Well that's not her REAL name Of course But we'll get to that later. Annie's got her drugs n' her alcohol all laid in a neat little line She never had any family, so Dealing her junk is just fine. People may know who annie is But they don't know much about much about this Never a nicer girl you would meet Too bad she had to sell chemicals on the street. People think... Oh, Annie 4:20 where she goes it ain't sunny at least for Annie 4:20 Used to be happy but she's got all the money But no, no, That's all wrong! Annie was different, homeless indeed So despite the money donations she had The college didn't accept her, she wasn;t what they need. Annie's not bad, but her substances are Wherever she is, trouble's not very far 'Cause she's getting shot at for her heinous crimes But she's got friends who help her avoid jail time But people still think... Oh, Annie 4:20! Where she goes it ain't sunny. Used to be happy but now it's all about money But that's not true You see Annie was never happy Annie knows what she does is wrong, But she will always continue to what's going on But one day Annie was finally caught her friends were away that couldn't help so she fought She was sent to therapy, where she met two other guys Sammy Hammy and Akevin.... What could they do together, all three of them, oh I wonder why... I wonder why... I wonder why. Perhaps Annie could see the errors of her ways... I wonder... I wonder... Akevin: No Way In **** Hello, my name is Akevin But no one ever cared All I needed was what we all want, Peace And Love and Unity and Respect I got no money, so I travel no where I spread what I think but no one tends to care The world is wrong, can't you see? the world isn't what you see on TV. Smash the box, get out and run The world gets hotter, but juts have fun I write my name on the back of wooden seats I may scribble my teachings, I might get on my knees You say it's for religion, But I can see right through 'Cause God didn't tell us to do what you will do Clear away trees and ignore genocide Poison the air and commit Homicide All we want is Peace, It's the same in every language (Slowly) Maybe your a little busy for this hippie junk, But It's the truth Faster Hello my name is Akevin Can you save me? I know you've heard it before We better look at the real priority Before you call me an Oddity 'Cause while you work on drugs and hookers I'm trying to spread peace to the Onlookers You say it's for religion, But I'm sorry, not a fact People are dying, the abused women are crying And are you really trying? The rich get richer, and the poor just die The media's spreading the lies Hello, My name is Akevin My money goes to peace The world is heating up, and I'm not sure what to do I feel on in a million, the only one who cares. Is the world gonna change, There's no way in **** Hey, My name is Akevin And I suffer from a gun wound Hear me, hear me If I die give everything to the children What's this? Hey, I'm alive? Doctor, Doctor, help me! Sung What in the world is wrong? I can;t get health because my insurance is gone? The more I suffer, the more you get paid The man with the gun knew I was poor, Someone, help me, heal me, I can't die now Will this system change and make me well? Well There's no way in **** Hello, my name is Akevin... I think I'm still alive. Tell Me Tell me how, I could be just like you, When you are so high above me? Flying in a place I could never see? Tell Me, How can i know you Like you were a person like me? How can I? Can you tell me? How can I know you if you're not around? Will I see you again someday when I join you? How? How? Tell me Could you love me like I loved you? Will you be the same? Will you take me when I die? Or am I just a fan in your eyes? Could you tell me if I got just little while with you? When you died, I think i cried I didn't know you but something inside was down that day Tell me? Could you tell me if I saw you? Will I remember your songs? Could I know you? Tell Me, Tell Me Tell Me, Tell Me Tell Me, Tell Me Hey I still remember the songs. Where Is The Good In good Bye Every time I drive by Remembering tears will fill my eyes The memories are too much, and they're really coming back I wonder if I''l see any of you again, Because I'm not coming home I can't look at pictures of all of us There's no flash and they're all dark But I can still see you on the last day of this time. I try not to remember but everything reminds me of us I wrote about us everywhere I went and it was all to waste The books fall apart just like we did So many things we never got to do so much i did and for all of you I might break down when I read about our fun everything we did The tree-hugging in the sun Will we be in one place at the same time again? It wasn't very long but it seems like forever We may never find each other But we never say never You will not understand You mean the world to me We were like diamonds embedded together in the ground Perhaps Diamonds aren't forever We wrote our names in psychedelic chalk on the fence And people knew who we were everywhere we went best friends forever Forever, Forever Forever, Forever Does forever exist? Best Friends Forever Years go by so fast. Best friends wear out last. But i the real world no one sees how you hurt. Everyone is too wrapped In their own, silly life. No one cares if people die. Caring about you never got me anywhere It only made me cry even more. The years have gone so fast. Best friends wear out first. No sees how much it hurts. I liked when we seemed like fraternal twins. I liked the innocent world we were in. But now we see that everyone is evil Nothing lasts forever So much for best friends. You never cared to listen to me But I listend to you. You never tried to care about me But I cared about you You didn't want to hear about him and the way he hurt me today but I listened to your complaints I let you use my stuff But then you stole it Missing for 7 years. So much for Forever. All I ever did was care about you. No Longer Young All My Life I've had such a strife and I've felt I had a hole inside me I never knew what it was Or what could fill it And fourteen people can fill the gap The fact I may leave them makes me sad 'cause it 's the best thing that's happened to me But I don't want to leave it all behind God, God, Is It true I'm No Longer Young No No No! Is It true I'm no longer free? Mother Am I Really Dying I dn't know how to say this And I dn't know how to tell you I never kept a secret from you Except this I'm screaming at myself But I have no idea why I am Maybe I'm mental and It's a near Insanity These panic attacks, the memories They will not pass. My freinds, their lives are going on without me Do they really care? So depressed all the time And hour after school is out My brother calls me, yelling Screaming I guess I;m the cause of all his problems Looks like I'm not going home People tell me I'm obsessed But I'm too in love to let him go. People lecture me I just want to be free To be free... To be free... Free. Toss and turn in the night I can't stand another night in this madwoman's #### Mommy, why can't you come home? I want my bed back Sleep in the comfort of an unmade bed With Boston's guitar and beutiful lyrics Ringing through my ears I try to be beautiful, and live up to what i read In a fashion magizene An issue of Cosmopolitan Bride Lays on your bed. Why does it make me so sad? I just want to break down and start crying But Mother, Am I Really Dying? Flight Of Sleeping Colour I wake up at midnight to the screaming My hair and my clothes drenched from a nightmare that comes true my blanket wrapped around my leg my heart beats loud and clear Loud and Clear, Loud and Clear Enough for everyone to hear I'm trying to think Think of a world where nothing goes wrong But whenever i close my eyes tight I see a clear image of the fight But it's gleaming in color I feel like I'm sleeping with my eyes open Unconsious while still able to feel the world around me Zinus is wrapped in a ball under a blanket I feel as though he's choking Libby's ears flatten as she sprints to me with every shout and bang I'm trying to block out the sounds Maybe soon the voices will go away It's the same as my sickening childlike terror I'm trying to think Of a world without wars inside homes But whenever I try to rest for the night I still see clearly the flashing strobe of the fight And it's gleaming in color I roll around I hug my pillow but I feel like it's not my pillow The typing, the screaming, Every animal is in my room the pounding, the crying, The yelling, the close-dying Stop Because The Flight Of Sleeping Color Needs to be a dream Remember That Day Remember that day Before today? Remember that day when we were young? Two-For-One for five nights So good it oughta be a crime. Sitting alone at a table Pass me a note and slip it away One Slip... One Summer of youth Two Summers, it seems so long ago But now we're simply working for some apprecation Remember That Day? Remember That Day when we were young? Seems like every day is a fight to keep the memory away 'Cause we'll never have our moments back It's a crime. Remember The Night The nights were we would dream of our future But now that its here, we simply wanna go back It's a crime. Remember That Day? When I said that we said we would be Forever Young? Now we fight to keep the same spark When I first saw him Seems so long ago Now she's a goody-Good and thinks she can't hang out with us anymore she doesn't Remember That Day? She obviously isn't good enough for the ones (Without) Fashion Magaizines on our walls (who don't use) Using a smile to cover the truth (Who don't think) That they need a diet That's just us Rememer That Day? Remember That day when we were young? One Dance, One Night, Seemes like it should be a crime OhOoohOhOhOoohOhOOhOh Remember That Day? Remember when we said we would be Forever Young? Can't we bring it back? Oh, Memories Of Younger Days The River Runs with sunlit rays We ramble as the music plays! Welcome to the Morgue Say it's not so Watching the graves eerily glow Watching the bodies lifted up into the ground watching the gravediggers not making a sound watching the drunkards crash at midnight watching the cars go out of sight No one sees what the dead see Not a living soul on this Earth I watch my breath go cold Eerie ringing bells strike the time 12:00 It's Morning again They find the body all smashed up by cars I watch them lift the body from the expensive car And I watch And I wait The bell strikes 1 It's Morning again I follow the body Limping Body with the blood streaming out I follow, but I can't be seen from the black clothes I follow into the morgue Welcome to the morgue As The ###### bodies are stuffed into black coffins Black as the morning the clock strikes 2 It's Morning again They're Mourning again I watch them take the body into the grave which is indoors in the Morgue Welcome To The Morgue "Run away, child, go home and sleep" they say as the bright light reveals me I let them out first and pretend to follow But go back in The clock strikes 3 It's Morning again They're mourning again And I whisper in the Corpse's ear "It's morning again They're mourning again This is the Morgue Welcome to the Morgue" Come on in Welcome to the Morgue And I go outside and my breath freezes over as I pass the store and The Restaurant and the Bar Where more Drunkards will be greeted by me In the Morgue Welcome to the Morgue The clock strikes 4 It's Morning again The Families of Drunkards Mourning again I pass the Hotels and the Bakery and School and The burned down homes and The Asylum and Finally I reach the other Morgue While the screams of Insanity Ring in my head I stop and look at the Morgue Come, my friend, into the home of the Corpses Welcome to the Morgue. How Can It Hurt (When It Looks So Good?) To look like a model you put yourself through pain You won't eat cause you just can't afford to gain You gotta stop this all-I really think you should- but how could it hurt when It looks so good? all you buy is designer, you don't want any less you won't step out of the house if youv've got one little mess one day it'll come and betcha-I really think it could- but how could it hurt when it looks so good? one day when you are fifty, wrinkles will make you scream all those expensive clothes will just be a dream maybe if you stop-you'll get something better than wood- but how could it hurt when it looks so good? Your're face is stretched out in every which way you got 99 injections to keep laugh lines away now you better stop now-you really,really should- but how how could it hurt when it looks so good? you go from morning to night without eating a thing you got red marks from a tight designer ring one day you'll starve-I think you really could- but how could it hurt when it looks so good? you got pain in the feet from wearing high heels they start to look like dust from not eating a meal one day it'll be hurt so bad-it'll do you no good- but how could it hurt when it looks so good? How could it hurt when it looks so good? How could it hurt when it looks so good? How could it hurt when it looks so good? Across The Dreamscape Come with me and we shall Go Across the Universe to a world Where the sunsets Dream. Across The Dreamscape, are you ready? Let's leave this world for a while for all we see or seem is but a dream withen a dream... Here we are, go on and on don't stay to long, this world can only be exist for so long Across the dreamscape we shall go But don't look down. The sun gets higher and higher as you and I get older One day we find, the dream is gone Gone and dead, gone and dead... But here we are, young again Across the Universe To where these Sunsets dream Here we are, go on and on don't stay to long, this world can only exist for so long Across the Dreamscape we shall go, Follow the Stars to this world For all we see or seem is but a dream within a dream... Across the Dreamscape, where have you gone? the sun is setting, it begins to dream don't fall asleep, come back with me, across the universe to where we belong No, No, Don't sleep... Across the dreamscape we shall go Across the Universe we shall go To where we belong Across the Universe, go on and on We couldn't stay to long, this world could only exist so long You were lost, I couldn't find you I went back alone Across the Dreamscape, Across The Universe Follow the stars Perhaps one day you'll come back You'll go Across the Dreamscape, But don't look down. All the songs are copyrighted by me, Polly Odyssey. Don't steal them. Which means, don't write them down and tell your stupid friends you wrote them and don't show them to your band and record music for it. I'll hurt you. *~*The psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*`8The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* On my shelf I've got our old torn books that we wrote by ourselves. And every single moment is stored in my heart and my brain cells, The words still on the wall, the words still on the wall. Dusty and torn but i take them down anyhow and there's things written down memories that make tears come out and then I remember and the tears just fall out I swore, I swore I'd never cry again. I know you won't listen but I'll tell you the songs anyway. Ones like "Smiles and Tears" and "Danny Says" and "Summer Of '69" or maybe "Turn It On Again" and "Forever Young" and the ones by Journey, and Lennon, and Green Day, and Me The ones you know but don't care to know You only know because I know There's so much I wish I could of done, I was gonna show you all this weird stuff I talk about But now I'm gonna have to let it out In another song, In yet another song, another song Just like the old ones That you won't care to know about 'Cause it's not your "Type" so the message is out and it doesn't matter to you It doesn't matter what i say or do It doesn't matter what I say or do It doesn't matter who is who Maybe I was the only one of us who cared And now I'm the only one who can bear To even look at the old torn books back up on my shelf... and not just think of themself, and erase all that was ever said. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

CHAPTER 1!!!! Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are taking over the entire entity of Invader Zim's friend frederbob the magnificent Loveded The Piggy until it died. We had bacon. Floor Made Sammiches. Floor gained exp. Floor Level Up! Original Campsoup Labels! I have pink Jeff Andonuts! So I ate them. Homestar, CoachZ, StrongBad all had to find cow poo and eat it. Great Jearb. Earthbound danced to the Catnip Ninjas song while - Kat - was petting The Cheat, which then exploded. Johnny Cash sez, "spinning, multicolored lights ate Dr. Andonuts as he slept dreaming of sugarplum, and saltplum, too. Also his son.

1. Reboot 2. Go to setup and turn off system sounds 3. ???? 4. Profit!! - OPTIONAL: Become an Hero You spend too much time on /b/. x3 OH DID YOU SEE THAT THING ON ANONYMOUS? Hilarious stuff. They actually made a news report on anonymous. I don't remember what network it was on, I just saw it while looking around on *chan. Anonymous is kind of a generalization seeing how its about 98.5% of /b/ population. but yeah, I think it was Fox 11 had an issue with the 'hackers on steroids' and they covered them hacking through various Myspace accounts, putting, uh, questionable imagery about, and making a bomb threat known well. And then a while back, there was another bomb threat from /b/ to happen on the morning of Sept 11th '07, in a highschool somewhere in Texas. Anon is too /b/ig for the internet. Tacgnol vs Longcat! ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY Anon is too /b/ig for everyone. They just can't handle the win. And tacgnol vs longcat..? I STILL SAY THEY WOULD BOTH BLOW UP AND BECOME AN HERO. Yeah. I need to lurk moar. Whatever. :< A challenger appears! WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE (I love how Glowy-boy and I have gone on this tangent about photoshopped cats while everyone else is mourning the loss of Julian's awesome car. XD We feel for you, MW.) I didn't even see the thing on Julian's car! I can't be b& over that! D: That one there, with the longcat on fire, is awesome. I have that image as my desktop background. Only, the one without the firecat. OBVIOUS STATEMENT: I think the the EDiots and the /b/***** are one in the same. =O I just went on /b/. Some newf...cigarette... posted a chain. And I found it funny. Am I dying? (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) look at the chain letter in my siggy. X]

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

If you are referring to Clinton's plan, she has not included the insurance companies in her health plan. I do believe that good healthcare should be available to all, but I also believe that insurance companies need to put people before profits, something they are not doing at the present. this is why I hate corporations, they only care about getting more money

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* A Beatles theme: ness-John Paula-Yoko Jeff-George Poo-Paul (That's mean.) Dog-Ringo Food-Steak PSI-Love Homestar: Ness-Homestar Paula-Marzi Jeff-Coachz Poo-don't know Food-mtdew Dog-pompom PSI-email Ramones: Ness-Joey Paula-Dee Dee Jeff-Tommy Poo-Johny Dog-Ramone Food-Vegies PSI-Ramones NPCs: Ness-Tracy Paula-don't know Jeff-Tony Poo-Mu Dog-Pokey Food-Rockin PSI-Steak Generic: Ness-Hero Paula-Girl Jeff-Nerd Poo-Prince/Asian Dog-Dog Food-Food PSI-PSI Astronomy Domine: Ness-MK Paula-Katie Jeff-Ghost Poo-JR Dog-Stefan Food-Tots PSI-AD Mario: Ness-Mario Paula-Peach Jeff-Luigi Poo-Bowser Dog-Goomba Food-Mushroom PSI-don't know Towns: Ness-Onett Paula-2son jeff-Winter Poo-Dalam Dog, Food, PSI-Don't know You can make up your own even if you've never played Earthbound. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

i like the new peace thing in ur siggy, M_k. i noticed john & yoko! <3 ~Liz yey!

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Can't you think for yourself these days? No one does and even when you do You're just gonna get shut out but my voice is gonna break out of this bubble one of these days. You'll see me in the streets screaming and nothing you can do can stop me. The world's spinning, is there any truth anymore? It's the age of information why is it so hard to find, why is it not in my stores? I'm one, will anyone else join me? Join me in the streets screaming peace or anarchy! Join me! Let's go out to the streets and become traffic ourselves. Don't care if I'm arrested i'm gonna get my voice out there. Join me and say it with me, Peace not war! Break the binds they got on you, you can do something and I'll join you or you join me! Join me! Scream it in the streets, Peace Not War! you don't have to be hardcore to be an anarchist! Peace Not war! You can't shut me up, I'll wearmy belief on my sleeve until the day I die! 'Cause I'm not giving in to all your radical lies. Now the song is finished, It's plain to see I don't give a **** if you try to censor me. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Mini-Ghost found that out. She touches computers and they either become possessed or sshow her all the abd things on teh computer. XD *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The astronomy Domine recently found that while students are suspended for using MySpace, Line Rider, etc., (all of which are usually blocked), you are allowed to go to porn on the skool computers! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*TheAstronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Well um. XD I just now realised how Janis-like this song is. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

Whoa... that sounds a little drastic. Had they warned everyone that this would occur? no. They told her it was "Tampering with computers"

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* You are NOT and idiot. Being gay ha nothing to do with that. Don't be afraid to tell others you are. If they are real friends they will support you. If not just remember they're stupid robots engaged by The Man to hate gay people. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* My friend got suspended for like a week for using MySpace. True story. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I feel I'm doing everything wrong. Strange, how all our bad times crash on us when we're sad? My tears are held back for so long. My punches and kicks held on for so long I just want to see you die You aren't supposed to punch girls You are Undeserving Unappreciative Unkind and Unattentive God doesn't like people like you Don't you know how you make peopel feel? You insult and break hearts and make people want to die make them need to cry... Don't you even feel bad? It feels s good to cry. It feels so good to die. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~*

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Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M and Pink Floyd all died somehow. Arkcher died for adding that. Too many words brought back Sheena who brought some-AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! JEFF TROPHIES! They died due to Joey Ramone violently smashing their. Alphaville's "Forever Young" brought back memories. Nachos, Nachos, Nachos, MW loves nachos. Especially the ones signed by Bob, moosey's sanity, duh. Netgear makes routers with Bob Dylan. My spleen has suddenly erupted with Diet Dr. Pepper which made me just sorta die. illudium Q-36 space [AWND AHNULD SWATZAHNAYGEH] modulator with bugs got Ninja-Pirate'd Joey-Ramone-ishly fish. Monkey bread. George Thorogood and. Weird periods are taking over the entire entity of Invader Zim's friend frederbob the magnificent Loveded The Piggy until it died. We had bacon. Floor Made Sammiches. Floor gained exp. Floor Level Up! Original Campsoup Labels! I have pink Jeff Andonuts! So I ate them. Homestar, CoachZ, StrongBad all had to find cow poo and eat it. Great Jearb. Earthbound danced to the Catnip Ninjas song

It is okay that you are getting lonely, because today you almost got me killed. (Well, a bit of an exaggeration.) Anyway, I was taking a nice, relaxing morning ride and just riding along looking around when I see this billboard of Elton John and some radio announcer. Well, I almost got into an accident because this took me by surprise and you popped into my head. LOL I had to stare at it for a bit and the guy behind me was quite miffed that I would slow when he thought I should be racing to the next traffic light. Anyway, you, and a billboard-sized Elton, were in my thoughts this morning. I would have attached a picture, but my camera is in Memphis and I am in Florida. OMG! i am going to have this on my conscience now. im so sorry....i hope you're OK! and what is ur camera doing in memphis? thanks for telling me! ~Liz I went up there for two weeks and returned to Florida a few days ago. I work in Memphis and live in Florida. that's a bit of a commute..let me go google map it!....at least 300 miles to the FL border, if i am estimating right! Google Cocoa, FL 32922 to Germantown, TN 38138. If it asks you for which Germantown in TN, pick the one in Shelby County. Using the zip code in the first query will give you the exact town. *~*THA GRAWND EELOOZHUN*~*THA FAHNEEL KAWT*~* HEWAYSHEEOH. YEW SHULD STAWP GEEVING YEWR ADREAYS AWT. AYE WEEL FYND YEW. HAW. HAW. *~*THA SYKAHDELEEK LOOAOW*~*THA ASTRAHNAHMEE DAWMEEN*~* Good luck. Hamsters can hide well. YOU JUST SAY THAT

It is okay that you are getting lonely, because today you almost got me killed. (Well, a bit of an exaggeration.) Anyway, I was taking a nice, relaxing morning ride and just riding along looking around when I see this billboard of Elton John and some radio announcer. Well, I almost got into an accident because this took me by surprise and you popped into my head. LOL I had to stare at it for a bit and the guy behind me was quite miffed that I would slow when he thought I should be racing to the next traffic light. Anyway, you, and a billboard-sized Elton, were in my thoughts this morning. I would have attached a picture, but my camera is in Memphis and I am in Florida. OMG! i am going to have this on my conscience now. im so sorry....i hope you're OK! and what is ur camera doing in memphis? thanks for telling me! ~Liz I went up there for two weeks and returned to Florida a few days ago. I work in Memphis and live in Florida. that's a bit of a commute..let me go google map it!....at least 300 miles to the FL border, if i am estimating right! Google Cocoa, FL 32922 to Germantown, TN 38138. If it asks you for which Germantown in TN, pick the one in Shelby County. Using the zip code in the first query will give you the exact town. *~*THA GRAWND EELOOZHUN*~*THA FAHNEEL KAWT*~* HEWAYSHEEOH. YEW SHULD STAWP GEEVING YEWR ADREAYS AWT. AYE WEEL FYND YEW. HAW. HAW. *~*THA SYKAHDELEEK LOOAOW*~*THA ASTRAHNAHMEE DAWMEEN*~*