Mushroom_king

I checked, it was back in February.

Is that some kind of secret code? A while back (long time ago), I posted about a Yellow Meat Grinder at an antique store.

Forever Young-Alphaville

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I voted Christian as well, but I've begun to lean a little more Buddhist as well. *~*THe Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The Yellow Meat Grinder is still at the antique store. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

IN THE NAVYYYY

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* [Just a reminder, The Arkcher in this story looks nothing like the real arkcher.] The boys looked at MK. She was air-guitaring and singing. "What Americans want nothin' better to do, why don't you kick yourself out, you're an immigrant too! Who's Usin' who and what should we do?" Several others joined in on the final line: "Well, you can't be a pimp and a prostitute, too!" "But you can in Amsterdam!" said Joey. He jumped up from the table, momentarily shocking Arkcher. "I...have a food...in the oven." he stuttered, his voice cracking, and ran off. The Song ended and was switched with A Flock of Seagull's "I Ran (So Far away)". "Hey, i know this song! I thought I knew the other song. What year is it from?" "This year. It's called Icky thump." "That's a silly name." "The album is called that, too." "Who's the band?" "No band, it's a duet. There's a boy named Jack White and a girl who's last name is also White. I forgot her name. I just remember Jack because he's hot." "Are they brother and sister?" "I don't remember," said Mk. "I think they're married, but my friend said they divorced." "It's been so long since I heard this song," sighed Joey. He started air-guitaring on the final solo at the end. "It's in a game called Guitar Hero." "A video game? I like video games." said Joey. "There's four. There's teh original, which is classic rock-oriented, a second, which is metal-oriented, and there's one called Rock The 80's. That's the game the song was in." The two settled back down when Nina's "99 red balloons" began. Mk closed her eyes listening to the song. She opened her eyes and saw Joey smiling at her. He didn't seem famous, she thought. he's my friend now. "Where's your brother?" he asked. Mk was confused before she realised he was talking about Arkcher. "Not my brother," she murmured. Joey fingered his night-black hair. "He ran away earlier. I wonder where he went?" "He likes air-guitaring. But he doesn't dance. He says he can't." Joey smiled. Mk loved that smile. It was so carefree. "here's your food." said the waitress suddenly. "By the way, some guy over there wanted me to give you ten dollars." Mk gasped. Joey looked a little shocked. He brushed his hair away from his face and began to eat. "I'm gonna look for arkcher," said Mk. "he must be outside." "uh-" Joey stuttered. "Um, do you really wanna go out there by yourself?" "I'll be ok. If I don't come back, you can find me." Mk went out and found Arkcher being assualted by several Dutch women. "I'm sorry Miss, but the feeling is not mutual....I can't even understand you...please get off of me...Look, my friends are in there...oh, Mk!" Mk went up the the girls and nodded her head and took him inside. "Even in Holland...I can't escape them...I need a chemical shower...is there a shower nearby..." Joey looked up. "Oh, hi, Arkcher. What was going on?" Arkcher explained as he shrugged off the cold. Joey laughed. "Well, I'll try and get them to play your favourite song to cheer you up..." "Oh, it's fine..." A few minutes passed when Mk piped up. "I just realsed that we're kinda like Ness, paula, and Jeff. I'm paula 'cause I'm the only girl, joey is Ness because he has black hair and a striped shirt, and arkcher is Jeff because he's wearing a suit, has blond hair, and invents things." "Why do you wear a suit, Arkcher?" asked Joey. "It looks cool." "So, um...can you tell me more about you two?" "I'm 15," said Arkcher. "I like video games and inventing things. I like doing stuff online, and I live in a mansion-" Joey dropped his fork. "A mansion, you say?" Arkcher glared at him. "Not so loud," he said. "I gotta see!!!" he exclaimed. He was ecstatic. "I styled it after Luigi's mansion," he said. "When Mk moved in-" "Moved in?" Joey's head snapped up. "Arranged married." Joey's face turned dark. He looked sad. Mk leanmed over and kissed him (Joey not arkcher you sicko) Arkcher gasped. Obviously he didn't care too much for that. "So before that, I lived in a little house. I styled after a house in Mario Party. Then, when MK moved in, I built a big mansion because she had all these cool people moving in." "I can't wait to see!" said Joey. He was ecstatic from Mk's public display of affection towards him. [Couldn't help it. Joey's hot] *~*The Psychedelic Lua8*~*The Astronomy Domine**

Du Hast-Ramstien

Thanks for returning. Very thought-provoking

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* While they waited for their food, MK began to complain on how she was the only female of the three of them. And how Joey was at least thirty years older than they were. "Hey Joey," said Toni, "Do you want all your stfuf here or spread out along our locations?" "Oh, just spread it out...I don't know what that means anyway." (Author's Note: The Amsterdam Hard Rock has really small rooms.) After she left, Joey tried to strike up onversation. "What bands do you like?" MK piped up, obviously. "I like Pink Floyd, Ramones, Styx, John Lennon, and The Who." "I like the Who, too!" said Joey, smiling. "I like Linkin Park and Good Charlotte." said Arkcher. Joey looked at him funny. "....who?" Suddenly The White Stripe's "Icky Thump" started playing. "Aw I love this song!" said MK excitedly. Joey looked dumbfounded for a moment before smiling and trying to bob his head to the beat. "I dislike the amount of swearing and stuff in this song!" said Arkcher. "But you like Good Charlotte?" "Oh, you shut up." "That's not very nice." said Joey. The bridge staretd playing and Joeyn looked at Arkcher. "I don't know very much about you." "I'm 15. I'm Canadian, and I'm Mormon." "A what? Os that a religion? I'm Jewish." "Really?" said Arkcher. Arkcher continued. "I like my Compy, and video games." "So do I." said Joey. "This is the best part!" interupted MK. *~*The Psychedelic Luau**The Astronomy Domine*!*

Please add catnip Ninjas, Secret Agent Whales, One Hit Star Balloon, and Object of Infection to The band name list in Sammy Hammy?

Moonside Swing

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final cut*~& Sue me Bryan Adams Oh these days they change There's day I find strange where I'm enraged I remember the days and sometimes I'll pull out what we wrote and remember, oh I remember When i'm with you it;s ok but then I realise what you do and how I feel And perhaps think is friends forever really real I know...I know... You may hate me and take the songs the wrong way But I wouldn't hate you any day, in any way... Can i say the same for you If I said i'd die for you If I said I've cried for you If I said I've poured my existance into a nightmare series of songs that are too long but by the time you hear I'll be long gone If I said... There's days I take the words we wrote I pull out my old 4-string and play the words like music and it's better than the best a true classic-it could be as good as all the rest But you wouldn't listen anyway, would you, could you, Could you just one day find a way to relate to me for once... Oh I know I can't write the music like Adams, Simon, and Taupin I can't do a song about my memories the way that they are meant to be I know I can't draw Earthbound the way they look and how they are supposed to be All I can do is cry over you Real Real Real I want to feel like you are all real to me Oh how it feels so real Real friends I can hold on to forever Oh How it feels so real I don't want to get put back in my place But even when I bawl my own eyes out you say we are still friends I let you talk but you don't let me And I'm sick of laboring over songs on how you make me feel and oh how you taunt me With your teenage love, the one I never had Because I loved him too much and I didn't realise he didn't care abut it And it felt real, too Oh how do you make me feel (I'm not real) Once again I'm last (I'm not real) The way it make me feel You make it clear (I'm Not real) I'm here but I am not real I am your slave I am your eternal way of letting go of pain Just throw it all on me I don't mind Just thought I'd make you feel the same way I did but deal You ought to feel that you aren't real I'm there but not real It Feels Like Christmas And It's one day Where I can find all my favourite things but they aren't things Love, peace, joy, and of course there's you Just spare me one day and don't blow me off this time Let the world sing out in all our joy. Let all the wars stop let us all love each other for once Ceasefire, maybe, the struggle will never tire And It's the joy of the season that makes me cry It's a time when the doves find a reason to fly While my blood may be warm but my fingers are cold It's so hard to type out my words of protest so bold But it's the seeking of happiness and peace that keeps me from growing old And maybe, just maybe We can keep the little children together, and let them live Let all the suffering end Let every girl and boy get brand-new toys and all the happiness in the world I want them all to feel the way I do The way I do when I'm around you Good friends Happiness surrounds me and keeps me warm. And even when the stores get crowded in a swarm It's still me, I feel like I'm ten again No much younger, much younger I feel like I'm young again So I'll get us all together for a time I won't forget Give each oher love if it's all we get No matter who you are, let's realise that we're one. Join hand in hand under teh clouds or the sun. Watch the snow fall and watch the children watch the cold come and the very next see what they've done, But if you wake up real early you can see The town covered in snow and white as can be, like a brand new sheet of paper waiting for art or a song And while I wrap my tree in tinsel The season wraps me in wonder and it feels like Christmas *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine**

*~*The grabd Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I know it's early for Christmas songs, but I've been writing this for at least three years and need to get it off my chest. Also, I'm already in a half-Halloween-half-Christmassy-mood. I blame Wal-Mart. And It's one day Where I can find all my favourite things but they aren't things Love, peace, joy, and of course there's you Just spare me one day and don't blow me off this time Let the world sing out in all our joy. Let all the wars stop let us all love each other for once Ceasefire, maybe, the struggle will never tire And It's the joy of the season that makes me cry It's a time when the doves find a reason to fly While my blood may be warm but my fingers are cold It's so hard to type out my words of protest so bold But it's the seeking of happiness and peace that keeps me from growing old And maybe, just maybe We can keep the little children together, and let them live Let all the suffering end Let every girl and boy get brand-new toys and all the happiness in the world I want them all to feel the way I do The way I do when I'm around you Good friends Happiness surrounds me and keeps me warm. And even when the stores get crowded in a swarm It's still me, I feel like I'm ten again No much younger, much younger I feel like I'm young again So I'll get us all together for a time I won't forget Give each oher love if it's all we get No matter who you are, let's realise that we're one. Join hand in hand under teh clouds or the sun. Watch the snow fall and watch the children watch the cold come and the very next see what they've done, But if you wake up real early you can see The town covered in snow and white as can be, like a brand new sheet of paper waiting for art or a song And while I wrap my tree in tinsel The season wraps me in wonder and it feels like Christmas *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine**

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The Hard Rock was actually not fair from where they had found Joey, and when they got it, Mk was greeted by welcome backs from Waiters and bartenders she talked to whenever she visited Amsterdam. Joey wasn't too happy that they'd seen her first, but then evreyone recognised him. "Do you want the bar?" asked the waitress. "Or a table?" she looked at Joey. "Is that your boyfriend?" she looked at Arkcher. "Is that your brother?" MK shook her head at both questions. "Joey has a box of memorablia," she explained. "But i want to eat." A bartender walked up to her. "We ordered the pepper drink you like." he said. He had a big grin. MK grinned, too. She knew they were talking about Dr. Pepper. The waitress seated Mk, rkcher, and Joey at Mk's favourite table, where all three could see the TV screen well. "I'll take Joey's box. MK knows me, but I'm your waiter and my name is Toni. I know what Mk wants, but what'll you two fine boys be having?" "I'm not hungry," mumbled Arkcher. Joey, on the other hand, was. "Beer. Can I have some beer?" The waitress wrote all that down and left. "Are you really my biggest fan?" asked Joey. "She has thirty pictures of you in Photobucket." said Arkcher. Short chapter, sorry *~*The psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* It was August, 2007. MK's attempt to erase history and keep joey Ramone from dying were successful. Oh, and he was still hawt. But she needed to find him now and marry him. MK and Arkcher were walking down a sidewalk in a little area in a secluded area of The worldfamous city of Amsterdam. That was MK's favourite foreign city. Arkcher was moaning about the fact that prostitution was legal when they saw a man in his late 40's sobbing. He had long black hair, a striped polo, leather jacket, tight women's pants... "Joey Ramone?!" Joey looked up. Sure enough, it was the king of sexiness the Fatehr of Punk Rock himself. "A fan?" he said. His New York accent was surprising after talking to so many Dutch people. "I don't want to sign your pants or whatever." "Why are you sad?" Joey looked at Arkcher. "...Is that your boyfriend?" MK backed away from Arkcher. ".Nnnnnnnno." she mumbled. "Oh." "Why are you sad?" MK repeated. "Dee Dee is dead!" He cried some more. "So is Johnny. But I hate him. He was mean." MK felt genuinely sorry. Dee Dee was kinda hot, too. "It's not your fault." "Is too!" "How?" "I tried to get him to be clean!" he sobbed. "But he became a user again...and he must of died. I read it in the paper." "Is there anything I can do?" "Yea. Uh...you wanna go by the Hard Rock with me? I have to give them some stuff..." he motioned towards a box of stuff, presumably, Ramones stuff. TBC!!! *~*The psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The final Cut*~*] hThis inspires me to write a similer story...right now, in fact... Good job, btw. *~*The psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I wish I could help you, because I ought to repay you for helping me out and giving me advice all the time. But I can't think of anything right now. *~*The psychedelic Luau*~*The astronomy Domine*~*

YA I always love reading your posts they cheer me up a lot. Yay! XD I'm glad I'm entertaining to somebody besides myself! hah, like you would ever be boring. [moar story pl0x?] Oh, I thought you were asking me for more story for a second there, and I had no idea what story you were talking about. But then I remembered and the sun shone again. That darn sun and its... tendency to... stop shining... and... um.... Yeah. Stupid sun. D:< Lets stab it. *stabs with metalz* *metalz melt* *failz miserably* Aww, it's alright. You just need to stab it with the right thing. *stabs the sun with Arkcher* Pff. you are doing it all wrong. *stabs with MOAR AARDVARK* -THROWS THOU IN THAT MEAT GRINDER-

Start me Up-The rolling Stones

I love that stage, but everyone complains when I pick it. [/whining] Such Great Heights - The Postal Service WELL MAYBE they should play EarthBound

"Pollyanna" Remix You may know this better as the second song for the SSBM Onett stage.

Keep on growing-Derek And The dominoes

Can you Feel The Love Tonite?-Elton John

Holy diver-Dio