Mushroom_king

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* [YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS BUT I CAN'T WRITE "Toad's been #@%$$%&* us off since 1985!" IN MY SIGGY?! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL I WRITE ABOUT THIS IN MY ONLINE JOURNAL!!!] *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* By the way, I finished the list of HD members (Active and Unactive) that I'll be using for my book, but have no motivation to start writing the book. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

So, did you buy the magazine? NO. MY MOM WOULDN'T LET ME. SHE SAID IT WAS TOO DEPRESSING, AND THAT IT IS HIGHLY WRONG THAT ANNA NICOLE GOT IN THERE AND NOT BUDDY HOLLY. She probably thought I only wanted it for Joey... Was she right? Or were there more of your dead husbands in there? John Lennon and John Denver were there...but...I like Joey the best... cool..john lennon <3 ~Liz :unsure: Don't get too close. John is one of Mushroom_king's dead husbands. YESHEISANDEVENYOKOONOCAN'TSTOPME >( Yoko Ono is old.

*~*the Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Tony Mordred Gender-Female Age-31 Tony mordred is one of Shedra's helpers. She usually helps him with laundry as she is magnetic and can't cook. Tony lstens to Oldies. Odette Mordred Gender-female Age-33 Odette Mordred is an inventor and commonly works with her brother Alvin. She helped him bring their sister Bow back to life. Odette's magic depends on where she is, and this is based off of weather and customs in that area. Odette listens to Americana. Vance Mordred Gender-Male Age-41 A tough character, Vance Mordred makes swords for a living. He is highly skilled at using them and can also use levitation. He listens to Video game music. Poe Mordred Gender-Male age-23 The strong silent type, Poe is an isolated character. He usually likes to write poems in dark rooms and usually only interacts with the ghosts living in the Mansion. Poe has power over darkness and listens to Goth Rock. Paula Mordred Gender-female age-19 Paul's twin, Paula helps shedra with different chores. Paula is a christian but does not always get along with Paul. She can transform other things but not herself. she listens to Gospel. Alice Mordred gender-Female Age-37 Another one of Shedra's helpers. Alice has the ability to go through certain solid objects; but, she cannot go through walls, rock, or anything else that is not easily penetrable. She likes Nu-Metal. Paul Mordred Gender-male age-19 Paula's twin, Paul is a Christian. He is an optimist and is often tries to cheer Poe up but is unable to. He has power over light. He also listens to Christian rock. David Mordred Gender-male age-27 A famous escape artist, David is known for being able to escape from most anything, most of all straitjackets. He likes Acid rock. Eve Mordred Gender-female age-33 The Blind Eve Mordred is a recluse and rarely interacts with anyone, except for Sylvie Mordred. Despite her handicap, Eve often plans trips and vacations for the Mansion Family. Eve, like Sylvie and Odette, is French and listens to French music. She can also blend well into scenery. Sylvie Mordred Gender-female age-22 Eve's seeing eye Toad,l Sylvie is one of the only Mordreds to accompany Arkcher, MK, The Twins, and Clazzik on trips because she is a translator. She is good at evading things. She likes Electronica. Lucas Mordred Gender-male age-43 An old Catnip Ninjas bandmate of Clazzik's, Lucas still has tears in his clothes from a stage act in '84 when they unleashed assorted Wild cats onto him at a concert. Lucas has power over the element of sounds. Lucas admits he has used several hard drugs but it is unknown if he still does. he likes punk-new wave, such as the Vapors. Lloyd Mordred Gender-male age-21 a Mysterious, fast-paced character. Lloyd is all about getting from here to there as quickly as possible. He helps Shedra with different chores and likes fight music. Lloyd, like Kirby, seems to be able to go very fast, but when he does he appears to...fly?! Ellen Mordred Gender-Female age-22 The strange llen Mordred has an even stranger power: Transferring from the Earth to walls, paper, and anything else that can be written upon. Ellen says it's good to hide this way. Most say she's crazy. She listens to Theme songs. Aisha Mordred Gender-female age-32 Dancer Aisha has an upper hand when she's in dance competitions...she can multiply. Aisha is a free spirit and happy most of the time. she likes Salsa music! Jerry Mordred Gender-male age-47 Hippie Jerry likes staying outside. He often plays his guitar outside and has power over the water element. He enjoys making different shapes, especially cubes, out of water. He likes Acoustic Pop. Trent Mordred gender-male age-23 He really does seem to come out of nowhere. Trent Mordred is a shy character and has the ability to go through anything, like Alice can, but he can go through anything. Trent like Calypso music and is good friends with Aisha. Jackie Mordred Gender-female age-29 Jack's twin, Jackie plays Pool commonly, especially at Clazzik's par-tays. Jackie is rarely seen apart from her twin brother, and is close to Poe and Lucius. Jackie can use Psychedelic Magic. She likes Big band. Like her brother, she wears an eye patch. Alex Mordred Gender-female age-47 Strange and smart Alex Mordred likes to think, read, and meditate. Unlike the others, Alex was not raised to have a personality based on her ability, as she has power over fire. Alex likes Celtic music. Jack mordred gender-male age-29 Jackie's twin brother. Jack is a favourite character and is rather famous. Jack is a bartender and often works at Clazzik's par-tays. Like Jackie, he wears an eye patch and is close to Poe and Lucius. Jack can use card magic, but rarely does anymore because he put a good majority of his power into making a deck of cards, each card representing a member of The Mansion Family, and the card contains their power. Jack likes Blues music. Claus Mordred gender-male age-34 A scientist, Claus, like Alex, has a personality that would never tell you he has power over air. Claus can be tempermental and is very smart. he likes 70's New Wave. Madison Mordred gender-female age-41 Quiet Madison Mordred usually spends her time far from the Mansion or in the Cold Storage. Madison ha spower over snow. She listens to Christmas music. Rylea Mordred gender-female age-57 Mysterious Rylea Mordred was born when her parents were in a desert. Rylea gained the powers of that area and has power over sand. She likes desert music, of course. Hooray fro Cliches! Rick Mordred Gender-male age-38 Though he is an adult, Rick likes to joke around and often uses his abilities for this purpose. Rick has the power to Erase and Create things, but can use up a lot of energy with the latter. he likes local music. Timothy Mordred Gender-male age-19 Energetic Timothy is an inventor, but prefers the Balcony to the Lab where Alvin, Odette, and Claus live. Timothy invents flying machines for fun and is usually flying them. He wears an orange striped suit, and some say he looks like someone at teh world's Fair in the 30's or 40's. He likes Polka music. More later. *~*The psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*the Final Cut*~* Cool... I shoudl start writing my book again... *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*!~*

ok.

So, did you buy the magazine? NO. MY MOM WOULDN'T LET ME. SHE SAID IT WAS TOO DEPRESSING, AND THAT IT IS HIGHLY WRONG THAT ANNA NICOLE GOT IN THERE AND NOT BUDDY HOLLY. She probably thought I only wanted it for Joey... Was she right? Or were there more of your dead husbands in there? John Lennon and John Denver were there...but...I like Joey the best...

Someone I don't know? Unacceptable!

Gunslinger-John Fogerty

So, did you buy the magazine? NO. MY MOM WOULDN'T LET ME. SHE SAID IT WAS TOO DEPRESSING, AND THAT IT IS HIGHLY WRONG THAT ANNA NICOLE GOT IN THERE AND NOT BUDDY HOLLY. She probably thought I only wanted it for Joey...

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I was at Barne's and Noble's today and reading this special edition of People Magazine about people who died young. GUESS WHO WAS IN THERE? My very favourite, not to mention sexiest, husband: JOEY!!! AND GUESS WHAT? there was a shot of his face that took up the whole page, letting me see his entire sexiness. I tried very hard not to make out with it. It was difficult. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

That should be entertaining. I can't Take it No More-John Fogerty. "I'm sick and tired of your dirty little war..."

Heehee. Somehow I had myself thinking you'd toss me in The Meat Grinder for pairing you with Arkcher. Or something equally painful. Glad you like it. ^w^ *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* -didn't see this comment- I don't mind. I usually don't care if someone writes a story where I get "paired" with someone, unless it's someone I hate. You should probably not tell teh homeez/The A.D. though that you wrote that. bad things might happen. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*tHE Astrinimy Dlomine*~* Heeheehee. I won't if you won't. =P You also realise that me and Arkcher are married, rigght? XD Yes, in fact, I do. xDD I actually read to what you write, you know. xD *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I think you should write a story about my mansion. I'd like to see what you come up with. -should REALLY finish that Arkcher's Mansion info TAWPEEK- *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Oh, I want to, but I don't want to get pretty big details wrong or something, so Imma wait until you finish the topic. -nodnod- Yea, I should...totally do that...

Guitar--Prince

Something tells me that the male gender doesn't hold Sweet 16 parties...

Heehee. Somehow I had myself thinking you'd toss me in The Meat Grinder for pairing you with Arkcher. Or something equally painful. Glad you like it. ^w^ *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* -didn't see this comment- I don't mind. I usually don't care if someone writes a story where I get "paired" with someone, unless it's someone I hate. You should probably not tell teh homeez/The A.D. though that you wrote that. bad things might happen. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*tHE Astrinimy Dlomine*~* Heeheehee. I won't if you won't. =P You also realise that me and Arkcher are married, rigght? XD Yes, in fact, I do. xDD I actually read to what you write, you know. xD You do much better than I do. Mushroom_king has so many husbands, both dead and living, that I can never remember who she is married to. You forgot the non-existent ones! > What about Strong Sad, Jeff Andonuts, Tony? Exactly. You have so many, who can keep track. I only keep track of my favourites. (see also: The sexiest ones) See both of them? If I'm going to be looking in the dictionary, I want to know which I should look under. Yeah, sorry, that was funnier in my head. xD eh?

Heehee. Somehow I had myself thinking you'd toss me in The Meat Grinder for pairing you with Arkcher. Or something equally painful. Glad you like it. ^w^ *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* -didn't see this comment- I don't mind. I usually don't care if someone writes a story where I get "paired" with someone, unless it's someone I hate. You should probably not tell teh homeez/The A.D. though that you wrote that. bad things might happen. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*tHE Astrinimy Dlomine*~* Heeheehee. I won't if you won't. =P You also realise that me and Arkcher are married, rigght? XD Yes, in fact, I do. xDD I actually read to what you write, you know. xD You do much better than I do. Mushroom_king has so many husbands, both dead and living, that I can never remember who she is married to. You forgot the non-existent ones! > What about Strong Sad, Jeff Andonuts, Tony? Exactly. You have so many, who can keep track. I only keep track of my favourites. (see also: The sexiest ones)

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* A young hippie sat on a hilltop. She was holding a banana. "That's cute," said passerby. Silly people, she said to the banana. "They think I drew your face on!" The banana and the hippie laughed. Unknowing people passed by her. Suddenly, a young boy was standing over her. "Aren't you going to eat that?" he asked. The Hippie looked at him. "No." "Why not?" "Will you promise to not tell anyone?" "Yes." Dippy_Hippy showed the boy the fruit. "Hi!" it said. "I'm Top_Banana....what is your name?" ------------------------------------------------------ A Timber wolf layed in the fresh snow of Mount Jazzeh. He gnawed at some meal. he had long forgotten what in the world it was. He didn't want to share. Though he knew others might want it. He knew Arkcher and MK lived nearby, as did MindlessChika and Snowidani... He gnawed and gnawed, so much he didn't notice the dazzling female wolf in front of him. She acted as though she was the Queen of Mt. Jazzeh. She was. After all, how many wolves cold fly? the wolf's wings fluttered to her side. She stood over him, one of her paws on his food. "Jesse," moaned MW, "You should really stop being on your own all the time..." -------------------------------------------------------- *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Dlomine*~*

Heehee. Somehow I had myself thinking you'd toss me in The Meat Grinder for pairing you with Arkcher. Or something equally painful. Glad you like it. ^w^ *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* -didn't see this comment- I don't mind. I usually don't care if someone writes a story where I get "paired" with someone, unless it's someone I hate. You should probably not tell teh homeez/The A.D. though that you wrote that. bad things might happen. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*tHE Astrinimy Dlomine*~* Heeheehee. I won't if you won't. =P You also realise that me and Arkcher are married, rigght? XD Yes, in fact, I do. xDD I actually read to what you write, you know. xD *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I think you should write a story about my mansion. I'd like to see what you come up with. -should REALLY finish that Arkcher's Mansion info TAWPEEK- *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

Heehee. Somehow I had myself thinking you'd toss me in The Meat Grinder for pairing you with Arkcher. Or something equally painful. Glad you like it. ^w^ *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* -didn't see this comment- I don't mind. I usually don't care if someone writes a story where I get "paired" with someone, unless it's someone I hate. You should probably not tell teh homeez/The A.D. though that you wrote that. bad things might happen. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*tHE Astrinimy Dlomine*~* Heeheehee. I won't if you won't. =P You also realise that me and Arkcher are married, rigght? XD Yes, in fact, I do. xDD I actually read to what you write, you know. xD You do much better than I do. Mushroom_king has so many husbands, both dead and living, that I can never remember who she is married to. You forgot the non-existent ones! > What about Strong Sad, Jeff Andonuts, Tony?

Heehee. Somehow I had myself thinking you'd toss me in The Meat Grinder for pairing you with Arkcher. Or something equally painful. Glad you like it. ^w^ *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* -didn't see this comment- I don't mind. I usually don't care if someone writes a story where I get "paired" with someone, unless it's someone I hate. You should probably not tell teh homeez/The A.D. though that you wrote that. bad things might happen. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*tHE Astrinimy Dlomine*~* Heeheehee. I won't if you won't. =P You also realise that me and Arkcher are married, rigght? XD

Heehee. Somehow I had myself thinking you'd toss me in The Meat Grinder for pairing you with Arkcher. Or something equally painful. Glad you like it. ^w^ *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* -didn't see this comment- I don't mind. I usually don't care if someone writes a story where I get "paired" with someone, unless it's someone I hate. You should probably not tell teh homeez/The A.D. though that you wrote that. bad things might happen. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*tHE Astrinimy Dlomine*~*

Ugh, I keep thinking you're Arkcher and wondering why you're using emotes.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* "It's so hot..." said one of the four characters who were sitting on a balcony. One seemed to be a catgirl, a moose, a human, and a monkey. The monkey sighed. The moose was sweating, as he wasn't used to such hot weather. The catgirl screamed. "I can't take this anymore!" she rushed into the house. She returned with buckets of water. She dumped them over her friends. "What's going on here?" said a voice. A cat had jumped onto the ledge. Next to her was a fishbowl. a fish was in it. The cat grinned and looked at the four bigger creatures. Hoops glanced at Topazia and Ish, and dumped water on them. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Are you sure that's healthy?" Two twenty-something young males were sitting in a dark room. One was wearing all black and had a cross hanging around his neck. The other wore plain white shirt and khaki pants. The one in black blinked. "hey, are you ok?" His friend looked up. He was on his third soda. "Uh, I don't know." The one in black called upon his conscience. It resembled a sort of caveman. The two spoke in silence; only the owner of one's conscience could hear it. Suddenly, a giant chocolate man walked in. " heard something about being healthy..." "But you're a therapist, not an actual Doctor...." Dr. Choc laughed and Lexx and Taynio. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- "No, No. That's not the right chord." The fox flipped her hair over her shoulder. She looked at the dog who was playing piano. "Well, you're not exactly Elton John, you know." The keyboard dog fell into a trance. "Oh, lton....he's so dreamy..." Vixen rolled her eyes at dog lover. Everyone knew Billie Joe Armstrong was so much cuter! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arkcher had his arms folded. he looked upset. And seeing that the judge was a tiny Scottie didn't really help. The dog smashed her hammer onto the podium. "I think...Will ruined my Mansion. he jumped on my balcony and stole some of the potted plants. My architect and gardener saw it with their own eyes!" The Scottie dog looked around. why couldn't I be playing my guitar, instead?" The Griffin, Skwerlhugger Will, screamed. "Objection!" "Wait up, let me hear the witnesses." Layla and Johnny Mordred were screaming in unison of how they saw Will steal the plants. "I worked so hard on them!" cried Layla. Toto sighed. People get so worked up over such silly things! ------------------------------------------------------------------- A tiny plushie Kirby hufed her way up the back of an enormous dragon. "Kun," she breathed, "Please don't ever flip me off of yourself ever again! I'm too tiny for this!" The large dragon sighed. "Explain again the story of..." "Shush!" said the kirby. "I know, I know, we're one person!" "But Kyo, that isn't-" "HUSH!!!" "Stop hushing me or I'll send you flying!" Kyo gasped. Kun sighed. It just wasn't the same since Plush_Kirby was split. ------------------------------------------------------------------- *~*The psychedelic Luau(~*The Astronomy Domine*~*(

-cough- Maybe. o_o....