Granted, I will make a wish, except you are going to have to grant wishes 24 hours a day and you will have to act them out on stage.
I wish that I would not get my new dirt bike dirty.
Granted, but then YOU would get dirty. Oooh, Horatio, getting suggestive now are we?
I wish it would stop being so hot out. I'd like to wear some of my awesome jackets.