pants
mud or slush?
Um...slush?
Desktop Calender or Wall calender?
Wall calendar.
up or down?
Up!
drums or mallet percussion? (as in bells, vibes, xylophone, etc)
oh that's a tough one....I'm going to go with mallet percussion.
cowbell or gong?
Gong.
Dance like a fool and look like an idiot, but have fun or just stand there, look cool, and have no fun?
Dance like a fool!
green or red?
Green.
Halo 2 or Halo 3?
Halo 1.
Brawl or Melee?
Melee!
In school: pass gas very loudly, and have people hear it or pass gas quietly, but have people smell it.
Hahahaha.
The latter, definitely. Cause that inspires way more lul'z on your part.
Techno or Trance?
Wait wait wait, I thought they were the same thing
Homestar or Strong Bad?