Mushroom_king

Yaaaay, People I dun know!

Welcome 'bolard, Skwerllegs th' Pirate! We be sailin fer th' Port o' cheese t' find th' Cheesie, Steel th' stach' of Weebil, Kidnap th' Topazia an' be stealin' th' city o' cheese! Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! We be Leavin' NOW! fer th' Port o' cheese!

Yarr! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yarr! Ther' ya b' Kat! Now quickly! We must attack the Port of Cheese and steal the statue of Weebl! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yarrr! I be shrooomeyes th Pirate! EWE be sailin fer th port o' cheese t' steel th stach' o' Weebl!

!!!! TAKE A HOSTAGE! *pirate hoard swarms Topazia and ties her up* Do ya b' havin' any last words? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *prods Paz in the bakc with her wooden leg* Yarr. > <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blindbeard! Don't eyeball Topazia! (see if you can spot the corny joke) NOW THEN MISS! I AM TOLD THAT YA B' HAVIN' A Map... A map that would be of much help to us of the pirate persuassion. Give us the map, and we will let you live.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yarrrrr! I get it! I got no boat, but ye know, I got a map leading to booty. Don't kick me off the ship and share the booty with me, and ye get it. My boat was stolen by other pirates. YAAAAAARRRRRRR! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *welcomes MW to the piratey crew* Yarr! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yarr! I be in th' Crew!

"Hey look, hes Se*y " said the first evil prep pointing to TBFOF. " I dont date out of species." said Nick. He glared at them. ."Yea sure" said the Second evil prep. They shared a walmart ish Laugh, " come on les go home and we can go oout!" said the forst evil; prep. " Shaddup" said hoops. " Yea we will nevr liek you let alone Nick" said annabanna. " Well geez we were just trying to be Freindly. " said the Third ev ilo prep. Then all of a sudden MK burst out and slammed tye preps with her doombass. " Now that thats out of the way," said MK. " We can go now." All of a sudden they ran into someone who looked like Jhon Lennon. "Geez! Cant a Man get any peace around here?!" He said. " You look like Jhon lennon" said MK. " I AM Jhon lennon" he said. "Do'h! I shoukdent of Told you that" " Im your biggest fan" said MK. " and David Gilmore" "Hey You" said lennon. " You look just like me when I was young." He pointed to Nick. " I know. My name is Nick-" " Ah HA!" said TB. " I KNEW the Birth Certificat ewoukd come in handy someday!" She whippe dout a Birth Certificate. She read aloud, "Nick Lennon"

* is sry* I have to ask a question and I am not trying to be mean or anything like that... is it really so hard to write out the word sorry? I do not understand why people like using chatspeak when it makes me think that someone is not smart enough to be able to spell the word correctly. So, please do not be offended, I am trying to understand why people use it. Thank you for an honest reply. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought you were arkcher for 6 Minutes!

I would do that, but then again the Neoboards are full of n00bs who report you for stoopid reasons and TNT belives you did something wrong.

The Italian mob boss. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Theres one of those in Paper Mario The Thousend year Door.

What?! Where am I in your Poem?! Buh HUH?

*sends a Lifeandlove shroom to the poor hammie*

Luigiboo did a victory dance, and Ivy decided it was the perfect time for extra butter popcorn. The others tryed to start a conversation while waiting for the delectable treat. "So Horatio, what do you do for a living?" asked Griffin. "Oh I fly planes for FedEx and moderate on a wonderful board about a music group made up of hamsters." The group gave him an odd look except for Hi Jump who jumped off the couch yelling, "I'm supa hamster!!!" He fell with a loud thud. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just then a Bkack kimono wearing toadette walked into the room and said, " come with me or I shall keelyoudead with my magic." and they followed her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She took them to Walmart and force fed them veggie burgers covered in melted vanilla ice cream and soup cans. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then the wallmart thimng feel down an dthey were in a huge swirly portal of colour. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And the rabid gorilla from Horatio's unbirthday dragged them into a dimension where everyone walked upside down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But then that thing fell down and they were ihn a secret labratory. Inside the lab, there were soooo many macienes Griffin strated to Hum "welcome to the maciene" By Pink Floyd. "Shaddap or else" said Toadie. Griffin Shadduped. Over in the corner was a s,all cats bed. Laying in the cats bed was a cat that looked like a bRatz cat but different head. she wre a Fashionable Coat that was small and shiny. "Scarlet Vixin," said Toadie. " report these prisoneres to the Dungeon now." SCatrlet Vixin responded. " Yes Master Toadie" Just then a Girl Toad with a green hat and cute brown hair and pigtails stepped in front of Scarlet Vixin. " plese dnt Mother!!!" said the Toad girl who was probably around 15 years old. " Nicky!!! I told you not to Interfere." " But I dont want any more innocent peope, trapped in the dungeon!!!!" said Nicky. " After what happened to Chris OI dont want any one else trapped in there!" " very well" sighed Toadie. " I will give you to the Creture downstairs." " No plese dont!" screamed Nicky as Toadie captured them all. "slaves!" she yelled an d an odd assortment of Creatures appered: a Shy guy..... a Cat standing on 2 legs with big ears... A creture that was a coimbo of a boo, cat, and Chain chomp.... Toadie used her Magic to send them all to the creture downstairs, witch was an Aisha that had a snake body from her hiops dwn and snakes for hair. " Plese no!!!!!" screamedNicky, as her B/F Chris held her close " we doomed" said Horatio. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And then the Creture went up to them scarily and said " Hi Im Medasiha wats your name"

Arr, Topazia!!!

Luigiboo did a victory dance, and Ivy decided it was the perfect time for extra butter popcorn. The others tryed to start a conversation while waiting for the delectable treat. "So Horatio, what do you do for a living?" asked Griffin. "Oh I fly planes for FedEx and moderate on a wonderful board about a music group made up of hamsters." The group gave him an odd look except for Hi Jump who jumped off the couch yelling, "I'm supa hamster!!!" He fell with a loud thud. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just then a Bkack kimono wearing toadette walked into the room and said, " come with me or I shall keelyoudead with my magic." and they followed her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She took them to Walmart and force fed them veggie burgers covered in melted vanilla ice cream and soup cans. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then the wallmart thimng feel down an dthey were in a huge swirly portal of colour. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And the rabid gorilla from Horatio's unbirthday dragged them into a dimension where everyone walked upside down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But then that thing fell down and they were ihn a secret labratory. Inside the lab, there were soooo many macienes Griffin strated to Hum "welcome to the maciene" By Pink Floyd. "Shaddap or else" said Toadie. Griffin Shadduped. Over in the corner was a s,all cats bed. Laying in the cats bed was a cat that looked like a bRatz cat but different head. she wre a Fashionable Coat that was small and shiny. "Scarlet Vixin," said Toadie. " report these prisoneres to the Dungeon now." SCatrlet Vixin responded. " Yes Master Toadie" Just then a Girl Toad with a green hat and cute brown hair and pigtails stepped in front of Scarlet Vixin. " plese dnt Mother!!!" said the Toad girl who was probably around 15 years old. " Nicky!!! I told you not to Interfere." " But I dont want any more innocent peope, trapped in the dungeon!!!!" said Nicky. " After what happened to Chris OI dont want any one else trapped in there!" " very well" sighed Toadie. " I will give you to the Creture downstairs." " No plese dont!" screamed Nicky as Toadie captured them all. "slaves!" she yelled an d an odd assortment of Creatures appered: a Shy guy..... a Cat standing on 2 legs with big ears... A creture that was a coimbo of a boo, cat, and Chain chomp.... Toadie used her Magic to send them all to the creture downstairs, witch was an Aisha that had a snake body from her hiops dwn and snakes for hair. " Plese no!!!!!" screamedNicky, as her B/F Chris held her close " we doomed" said Horatio.

{"She was no help" said Hamsterfireball as Monkeylicous finesehed the final paragraph of the message. "Ooooookkkkkkk....... That DID NOT make sense." said TBFOF." I want to buy a Fuzzy poster!!!!" "ZOMG Bush uses more nettespeak than Monkleylicous and Mullaypop COMBINED!" said Arkcher. TGHL used his amazing brain to calcuate. " That would mean," 6700000 Chatespeak words per year (Mullaypop) + 9999999 Chatespeak words per year (monkeylicous) __________________________ 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999 Chatespeak word per year (bush)" *Hey guys letmme show you guys to my super spiffy apartment." said MK. As they did, 3 evil preps surrounded them.

Luigiboo did a victory dance, and Ivy decided it was the perfect time for extra butter popcorn. The others tryed to start a conversation while waiting for the delectable treat. "So Horatio, what do you do for a living?" asked Griffin. "Oh I fly planes for FedEx and moderate on a wonderful board about a music group made up of hamsters." The group gave him an odd look except for Hi Jump who jumped off the couch yelling, "I'm supa hamster!!!" He fell with a loud thud. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just then a Bkack kimono wearing toadette walked into the room and said, " come with me or I shall keelyoudead with my magic." and they followed her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She took them to Walmart and force fed them veggie burgers covered in melted vanilla ice cream and soup cans. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then the wallmart thimng feel down an dthey were in a huge swirly portal of colour.

to ride his <{POST_SNAPBACK}> unicyle to the... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big Evil Supermart. [Horatio, You could just select which one would be most hilarious. Or the first one, whichever you feel like. But that does explain my posts not appearing here. xD] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and he bought...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> a money bag. [i did the right number of words!] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> However, the money.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> was Moneylovers wife...

Luigiboo did a victory dance, and Ivy decided it was the perfect time for extra butter popcorn. The others tryed to start a conversation while waiting for the delectable treat. "So Horatio, what do you do for a living?" asked Griffin. "Oh I fly planes for FedEx and moderate on a wonderful board about a music group made up of hamsters." The group gave him an odd look except for Hi Jump who jumped off the couch yelling, "I'm supa hamster!!!" He fell with a loud thud. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just then a Bkack kimono wearing toadette walked into the room and said, " come with me or I shall keelyoudead with my magic." and they followed her.

Okay me filled it in.

to ride his <{POST_SNAPBACK}> unicyle to the... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Big Evil Supermart. [Horatio, You could just select which one would be most hilarious. Or the first one, whichever you feel like. But that does explain my posts not appearing here. xD] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and he bought......

My questions 4. why do adults say suger is bad for you when people online say its not; 5. Where is the 9th dimensuon; 6. Why are there more n00bs online than there was years ago?

I thought you lived in kansas..... :)

I would amke animations but me nono good at drwing.

If she does we can make....the Banana Army! What we will do, I don't know... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How about you join THC's army? Or Skwerl's? Those are the only armies I will even recognise as being worth fighting. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because they're not around. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> duh.

I think whenever I say "Random" it sets people off. Like an odd car alarm. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> gfvdijfuodshfhjdncjnflngjsnanshjrknvmfdnvkfmnvpkjrovnlmvdlns;vmnfl,d <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Speaking of random, what's this in your siggy about? TBFOF: Who you talkin to Willis? MK: Who YOU talkin too, Lennon? Odd. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> aaaaand he looks liek Lennon.

I think whenever I say "Random" it sets people off. Like an odd car alarm. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> gfvdijfuodshfhjdncjnflngjsnanshjrknvmfdnvkfmnvpkjrovnlmvdlns;vmnfl,d <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Speaking of random, what's this in your siggy about? TBFOF: Who you talkin to Willis? MK: Who YOU talkin too, Lennon? Odd. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Jhon lennon was a BEatle.