Mushroom_king

Pykecrete? WWII stuff, very top secret. Don't let Horatio find out about it. Ah, okay. I'll explain, hopefully Horatio won't see. Pykecrete was a British invention during the war, discovered by the R&D boffins responsible for the Spitfire planes and other Brit inventions. Pyke discovered that the correct mixture and ratio of sawdust to water and then frozen can out last most things when being baked at over 1000 degrees C, can survive torpedo blasts (seriously!) and floated. Oh and it took huge amounts of force using a steam hammer to smash it. He presented it to Churchhill by dropping it in his bath. There was a plan to make a floating pykecrete air base to help the fight in Norway, but D-Day and the end of the Norwegian campagin ended the project. There was a huge test in Canada as well. Yes! Someone else who uses the term 'Boffin'!!! What is so special about the word boffin? 1. No one in America uses the Word (we all call people we don't like dummys over here >() 2. I can call People at School Boffins and laugh at them when They don't know what It means XD 3. It's a cool word. XD

Haven't you ever watched Goldfinger? *implements Operation Grand Slam, WITHOUT any changing of knockout gas canisters* *hops in airplane, loaded with missiles, shoots TGHL's minions and protects all the gold and money in Fort Knox* *after arriving back at the home base, has a frothy root beer to celebrate* *steals said root beer* *Puts Root Beer in Meat Grinder* *makes root beer at home, gets more* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *drinks Root beer*

[so am I, now please continue my role play!] There back delivery door opened. Walking in backwards with three large boxes on his hand truck, the FedEx guy removed the boxes, scanned the tags and then looked for someone to sign. "Can somebody get that?" Setsuna asked. "I've got to make a few orders." White Kirby walked over and signed them for Setstuna. "What did we get?" Setsuna asked as she fliped the burgers. *Horatio watched as the boxes were opened revealing new uniforms for everyone. Except, these were not uniforms to wear while working, these were team uniforms for the competition* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "The competition!" said Setsuna, slapping her forehead. Worrying about MB had made her forget about the Culinary Acrobatics Competition. Combing her brain for the date of the CAC, Setsuna realized that they would be gone for it during Master Burger's opening! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> White Kirby wagon Star, who was in the Corner listening to her ipod, Noticed the new Uniforms. "Spiffy!" she said.

This is for The girls- ??? This ones for the girls, Who have ever had a Broken heart, who have ever wished apon a Shooting star, You're Beutiful the way you are. *Puts song in meat Grinder* XD

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too.

My brother is Listening to "Beverly Hills" By Wheezer. Upstairs. I can hear it. Loud and clear. >_o

TGHL, are you planning on getting a Sheena Plushie? Only 20 left.

" i forgot what we are doing!" said Mushroom_king.

Luigiboo did a victory dance, and Ivy decided it was the perfect time for extra butter popcorn. The others tryed to start a conversation while waiting for the delectable treat. "So Horatio, what do you do for a living?" asked Griffin. "Oh I fly planes for FedEx and moderate on a wonderful board about a music group made up of hamsters." The group gave him an odd look except for Hi Jump who jumped off the couch yelling, "I'm supa hamster!!!" He fell with a loud thud. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Just then a Bkack kimono wearing toadette walked into the room and said, " come with me or I shall keelyoudead with my magic." and they followed her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> She took them to Walmart and force fed them veggie burgers covered in melted vanilla ice cream and soup cans. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then the wallmart thimng feel down an dthey were in a huge swirly portal of colour. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And the rabid gorilla from Horatio's unbirthday dragged them into a dimension where everyone walked upside down. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But then that thing fell down and they were ihn a secret labratory. Inside the lab, there were soooo many macienes Griffin strated to Hum "welcome to the maciene" By Pink Floyd. "Shaddap or else" said Toadie. Griffin Shadduped. Over in the corner was a s,all cats bed. Laying in the cats bed was a cat that looked like a bRatz cat but different head. she wre a Fashionable Coat that was small and shiny. "Scarlet Vixin," said Toadie. " report these prisoneres to the Dungeon now." SCatrlet Vixin responded. " Yes Master Toadie" Just then a Girl Toad with a green hat and cute brown hair and pigtails stepped in front of Scarlet Vixin. " plese dnt Mother!!!" said the Toad girl who was probably around 15 years old. " Nicky!!! I told you not to Interfere." " But I dont want any more innocent peope, trapped in the dungeon!!!!" said Nicky. " After what happened to Chris OI dont want any one else trapped in there!" " very well" sighed Toadie. " I will give you to the Creture downstairs." " No plese dont!" screamed Nicky as Toadie captured them all. "slaves!" she yelled an d an odd assortment of Creatures appered: a Shy guy..... a Cat standing on 2 legs with big ears... A creture that was a coimbo of a boo, cat, and Chain chomp.... Toadie used her Magic to send them all to the creture downstairs, witch was an Aisha that had a snake body from her hiops dwn and snakes for hair. " Plese no!!!!!" screamedNicky, as her B/F Chris held her close " we doomed" said Horatio. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And then the Creture went up to them scarily and said " Hi Im Medasiha wats your name" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hoops woke up and shook her head. What an odd dream, she thought. "I need to stop eating cartons of chocolate ice cream before bed," she said as she rolled over and fell back to sleep. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Back in Dreamtopia..... The gang then saw Chomp guy, an Aisha named Nesina, and others grab the creture. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Dont worry" said Chomp Guy. "She wont hurt you" said Nesina. "Please tel us whats Goling on!" asked Nicole. "Hullo Hullo Hullo, Wots this?" Said a Voice. Th Biggest fan of Fuzzy alked n. "I hear that my servant Toadie had Disobeyed me again" he said. 'what do you mean?!" asked Nick the toad. " She was SUPPOSED to welcome you all with a warm grreeting" He said. "Younwere EXPECTING us?!" asked Scarlet Vixen. "Im not pregnant!" said Tiboff, disgusted. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> (I should get back in this..) TBFOF took the group, joined by Hoops into a swirly wall. They watched him walk through before following. They were in a small room completely covered in Fuzzy posters. The den of the exceedingly rare TBFOF. "What about the monster?" asked Hoops. "Well, I'm lost in this story, so I decided to lead you somewhere and make a new journey," answered TBFOF. "Makes sense," said Nicole. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Then Jhonny depp appered. *What are you freaks doinghere?" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "We're eating chocolate, what does it look like?" said TBFOF sarcastically. "Ooh. Can I have some?" asked Johnny Depp. TBFOF looked at him strangely. "We're actually changing the plot. Want to help?" he asked. "Yeah," said Johnny. So off they went down the yellow brick road. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The Yellow Brick road was miles long, and when the group stopped TBFOF had Magiclly Turned into Arkcher. They walked and walked 'till they didn't know where they were. "Where are we" ased Scarlet Vixin. "iT looks famileir." said Johnny. Then they saw Victor Van Dort run past them. "HELP!!!" they all ran and they were back on the yellow Brick road. they ept walking until hey came apon a GIANT meat Grinder and several Pigs, dogs, and sheep Surrounding it.

[THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?!] <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [My wedding ring in fact does become very important, but not in this Story. XD] Later that Night... "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!111111111oneoneoneone" laughed Monkeylicious as she and a Couple others were at MK's house laughing about the weddingrehearsal. "Hahahahahaha" Muttered VSH. She didn't like it how the others were making fun of Arkcher and Mushroom_king. "Ha Ha... Arkcher like MK..." said Honey. "Ys uf cors!!11" said Monkeylicious. "You guys shutup!" yelled VSH. " Arkchr nd Mshrm ng sitn in a tre. K-I-s-s-I-N-G" and the others laughed, making VSH very very MAD. "SHUTUP!!!!" She yelled. MK, who was upstairs playing Gamecube, didn't hear it. Then Arkcher walked Through the door as Monkeylicious was singing her song. He bliushed a Deep red and ran upstairs. " Ha Ha..." said Dog Lover. "Look what youv'e done now, Genius!" said VSH.

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Arkcher has objectionable animations? o_o <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Look i'm his Wife I'll tell you why... He's been Playing to much SSBM and became Violent

*sits down and passes around chocolate milk and puffy Cheetos* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *reads the Wizardolegy book I got for Christmas* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ! I got that book, too! And an Egyptology book by the same people. I got a dragon one last year. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I got the egypt one last year. I'm Trying to get the Faerie One and the second Dragon one. The Faerie one isn't by the same people. I'm also trying to get these Unicorn and Faerie books I saw somwhere else. And before you ask, Yes i like reading about Magick Creatures and such. XD

have a cigar: Pink Floyd <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm Wearing my "Wish you were here Shirt" right now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm wearing my Pink Floyd pig shirt currently. My dad got it for me from Wal-Mart. =) 10 points to the person that knows why one of their shirts would have a pig on it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Because... There was this Inflate Pig They had on the Animals Tour...and it blew away or something.I dunno. My Mom said it was on of there Album Covers, and I remember seeing a Pig on the Animals Cover, Floating above the Factory. I used to know why It was a Pig... But I forgot. And on eof the songs was called Pigs. I read about why it was a pig In Inside out. But I havn't read that Book in a couple of months. I got my shirt from Target. I also have a DSOTM Hoodie and Shirt and a Division Bell Shirt

Haven't you ever watched Goldfinger? *implements Operation Grand Slam, WITHOUT any changing of knockout gas canisters* *hops in airplane, loaded with missiles, shoots TGHL's minions and protects all the gold and money in Fort Knox* *after arriving back at the home base, has a frothy root beer to celebrate* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *steals said root beer* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Puts Root Beer in Meat Grinder*

*Puts Cookies in Meat Grinder*

Pykecrete? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WWII stuff, very top secret. Don't let Horatio find out about it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah, okay. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll explain, hopefully Horatio won't see. Pykecrete was a British invention during the war, discovered by the R&D boffins responsible for the Spitfire planes and other Brit inventions. Pyke discovered that the correct mixture and ratio of sawdust to water and then frozen can out last most things when being baked at over 1000 degrees C, can survive torpedo blasts (seriously!) and floated. Oh and it took huge amounts of force using a steam hammer to smash it. He presented it to Churchhill by dropping it in his bath. There was a plan to make a floating pykecrete air base to help the fight in Norway, but D-Day and the end of the Norwegian campagin ended the project. There was a huge test in Canada as well. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes! Someone else who uses the term 'Boffin'!!!

Baba O' Riley*-The who *sometimes called Teenage Wasteland

Sleep is for the weak. Better spend your time by plotting world domination. -has about 38 world domination plans made, with about 20 doomsday weapons construction plans, and many evil-villains-for-hire contact information- I just never do dominate teh world, just plan for it. I should sell these blueprints and plans and such to evil peoples like TGHLs or Space Pirates. o_o; Get some more moneys. Hawt time. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have 100 Evil world domanation plans. Many involve bringing back te 80's. I have 900 Doomsday weopens. Oh yea. I have the How to be a Vilin book. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> An ebbil villain who can't spell domination or villain? What is this world coming to? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The persistant lack of intelligence strikes again! -panicks- <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can spell now. O_o

17. HELP! I just got put in the Meat Grinder and Died! ;_; You really shouldn't be hanging around Mushroom_king when she's had to much Sugar. Bad you. You be dead.

I see you Kat.

Toto Toto Plushie (X5) Kat Claymores (X100)

1. Why are you the Dumb Philosipher? 2. Why is My Laptop Blue? 3. Why is Horatio a Hamster? 4. What Stupid Gift did my Grandma Give me? 5. Why do Candles Exsist? 6. What color is my Hair? 7. Why White not a color? 8. Why do Coloring books taste good? 9. Why is The phone ringing? 10. Why won't I answer it? 11. Why am I married to you? 12. Why Am I In love with trent? Duh... Because He looks Like David Gilmour (Added by Mondrobi) 13. 14. Why didn't I put a Question in Number 13? 15. Why do The purple and White Pikmin have Pink Flowers? 16. Why do the Other Pikmin have White Flowers? 17. Why don't I have Cable? 18. Y iz thre a Chtspek Topk???333 19. Why did I put that Question In Chatspeak? 20.Why am I wearing Lipstick?

*posts* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Puts post in the Meat Grinder*

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? I can't resist. I have to answer the questions. 1. Yes. 2. Sword. It states for use in close combat, where a gun would not be as effective. And if you're really good with the sword, you can parry to bullets anyway. Fish and smelly and I dun wanna touch them. 3. Any way that is direct and doesn't leave them time to make a cunning plan and escape. I would also not tell them my evil plan, no matter how sure I am that they are trapped, not leave the room, and not carry on without being ABSOLUTELY sure that they're really dead. 4. Must it be a Tiki torch? What about something else, like a rock? Please note that this would also be a decoy, because if they take out the sentry, I will be on the other side of the hidden door. Waiting. 5. Yes. 6. That depends. How much plumage does it have? 'Cause if it doesn't have enough plumage, then what's the point? Hmmm... I think everyone is going to need some evil basics classes from what I can see. Ok, the tests are now disbanded. All those who wish to continue their evil education return on... the... when did I say... 2nd of January! Anyone who turns up drunk will be banned from all evil related classes, even lowly minion ones and be dispelled to the goody-too-shoes sidekick school across teh street! *goes to window and peeks from behind the curtains to see Horatio leering out of the window with a pair of binoculars* *takes notes on the observations, sees TGHK peeking out from behind the curtain, hides* *waits until everyone has left TGHL's place, bugs flat* TYPO! HORATIO DID A TYPO! Ahem. Anyway, it isn't a flat, but in fact a high class acadamy taking up the entire building and several storys below ground level! No, I have bugged your flat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *Puts Spiders all over The Good People school*