Mushroom_king

Yes. The Hampsters are just a Cover up. Oh Mother of A Collection of Great Dance songs, does the itty-bitty text not work anymore?! I just tried to type something in little text... *randomly smashes the meat grinder with ridiculously large sledgehammer* (I remembered my idiom!) *screams* *buys another Meat Grinder*

Yes. The Hampsters are just a Cover up. Oh Mother of A Collection of Great Dance songs, does the itty-bitty text not work anymore?! I just tried to type something in little text...

Can Social_Outcast be Nominated?

I change mah mind. Me nominate Skwerlhugger will and Trent

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette

*raises Paw* Mr. Commander! Me has a Question!

Yo! Did we ever meet? I think so. This board is getting a swarm of Meat Grinders New Members, so please get to meet them all!

*wonders about Social_outcast* I'm guessing SO has the same viewpoint as TBFOF on the subject of MK. Oh, so now your're proud that your're mean to me? and BTW I think that's just another slogan.

1. ... 'cuz you ARE =o 2. yes. n_n 3. Ah, but you arent. 4. They cant annoy people with just a few songs, you know. 5. No, not really. 6. on the moon. =D 7. Why not be? 8. They're all takin over the world. An important step in world domination is to multiply that of your kind. 9. I dunno. 10. I dunno, havent played Pikmin2 yet. 11. So they can smell the... um. themselves. burning. 12. I beleive Olimar described them as a set of gills near their cheeks, not mouths. 13. Aerodynamacy, or something. 14. How do you know there arent? There are in Pikmin 1, if you took time to notice all of the Pikmin onions that were trying to follow Olimar out of their planet, when you obtain all 30 parts. i think there are black ones anyway... 15. Otherwise they couldnt resemble small rabid albino things. 16. What if they're just muscular? 17. See answer .15 18. So you can put stuff in it. and then grind with it, much like a skateboard. 19. I know you are, but what am I? 20. Harry cubbub mc bubbub. 1. Is Trent watching me? 2. ... 3. buh-HUH? 4. Okay 5. HA!\ 6. *eats potato chips* Is NOT! 7. ... 8.*multiplys Spectral Brownies* 9. ... 10. Then PLAY IT! 11. Way to use your Brain, Genius. They arn't on Fire. 12. They look like mouths to me! 13. Okay 14. but I can't beat it. 15. They arn't rabid! 16. *eats some more Potato Chips* They look Fat to me! 17. see 15 18. My husband dosn't even know what a Meat Grinder is?! 19. O_O 20. Oh. I thought you were Arkcher.

I'm paying att-Oooh, a Meat Grinder!

1. Why doe sit seem like I being watched? 2. Do Apples and Oranges make good freinds? 3. Why am i asking Pointless Questions? 4. Why are there so many Beatles songs? 5. Can YOU Tell me all the pink Floyd albums without Cheating? 6. Where is The 9th Dimension? 7. Why is this Topic is Hado? 8. Why are there more n00bs online then there were 3 years ago? 9. Why was that Not a Pointless Question? 10. Why do Purple Pikmin have Hair? 11. Why do Red Pikmin have Noses? 12. Why do Blue Pikmin have Mouths? 13. Why do Yellow Pikmin have ears? 14.Why aren't there any Green Or black Pikmin? 15.Why are White pikmin Short? 16. Why are Purple Pikmin Fat? 17. Why do White Pikmin have red Eyes? 18. What Provokes me to buy a Meat Grinder? 19. Am I insane? 20. What's your name?

Welcome to Planet Horatio! We are the best (and Only) place to eat on Invision Boards! Here is what we have: Platinum Moon award: 100.00H$ This Delicious Mashed potato meal is Very Shiny, and only made with the best Potatos! Gold Star award:100.00H$ This Star-shaped Bowl of Organic Annie's Macaroni and Cheese is Healthy and makes a Great snack or Dinner meal. Hoop's Story: 300.00H$ This Children's Meal has either a small bowl Of Gold Star Award Macaroni or a Platinum Moon award with a side of Either Fries or Apples! Comes with a Cool Toy and a Picture Book. Pesky Pelican Award: 200.05H$ This Meal has a side of Popcorn Shrimp and Yup-You guessed it-Pelican!!! Neon Comet Birthday Cake:10,000.00H$ The Best Birthday Cake avilable!!!! Red Rose award:60.00H$ This Drink is the best thing you have ever had! NOT FOR SALE TO PERSONS UNDER 21. Black Bat award:60.00H$ This meal comes in either A Vegatarien salad or a Delicious Roasted Black Bat. You Typo'd: 80.00H$ Oh No! You typo'd! This Yummy meal has Fresh Fish with Jell-o. Burning BuisnessMan:50.00H$ EARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Super-spicy Chicken is one Of Mushroom_king's Favorites, and comes with Red Button Cookies. Eat at your Own risk! Jig:80.00H$ This Drink is sure to wake you up! NOT FOR SALE TO PERSONS UNDER 21. Milkyway:50.00H$ Yum! This Meal has Some Mushrooms of only the Finest Quality, some Red Button Cookies, and Either Milk or Our Milkyway Drink! PERSONS UNDER 21 NOT ALLOWED TO ORDER MILKYWAY DRINK. The Cheese House of Horrors: 50.00H$ Cheese here and Cheese there! I will have more food soon!

Great idea!!! Go for it! I got the Idea Two ways: 1. Most of your awards are Thingys in the Universe and 2. The Horrible service I got at Planet Hollywood the 2 Times I ate there.

I thought i would get more Replies to this picture. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well. Y'know. It's a wall. With a door. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But I worked hard on it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well. Y'know. It is a wall. And it has a door. Which are facts. Because it's a wall. With a door. Can't someone just say i did good on it?

Hoooooooooooooooooooooraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooo. I would like it if I was allowed to open a Restaraunt in this Topic Called..."Planet Horatio!" *Triumphent Music*

I can Too Fly...so PFFFT!

Yes. Answer; "I cannot answer your question until you come to terms with the fact that Bob Geldof is rubbish" <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I can't help it that They *Points to morons at school* said That I was Bob Geldof!!!!!

The answer to this question: Sorry, insert another quarter and try again. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But H$ isn't fixed yet.

You have absolutely outdone yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *finds the most phenomenal award for Mushroom_king* I am presenting you with the Neon Comet Award !!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You stalker, How did you know Neon was my Favorite Element?!

Okay everyone... Please put your Paw, Hand, Wing, Talon, Tentacle, Fin, Leaf, Or Robotic arm over your Heart and please say the Pledge of Alleigence. I pledge alleigence to The Hampster of the United Boards of Invision. And To The Randomness, To which it Jigs, One Horatio, Over God, Whith Popsicles and Insanity for all.

FABULOUS HEADING ON YOU PAPER, BUT THE REST WAS A DUD. You and - Kat - must attend the same school. *in the background, the word "Next" is heard* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kat is My Math Teacher. No. Honestly. She always points out Typos on the Board and In out Books, and she likes Jello.

I'm listening to Rapper's Delight. I think it's By Sugarhill Gang...

[i don't feel like reading the whole thing.]