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  1. 1. Would you like a peice of gum? 2.Weatherman! Get me some snow! 3.Why do you have a cardboard box on your head? 4. Do you eat Computers? 5. Toy maker! Get me some plushies! 6.Can I put YOU in the meat grinder? 7. does Toto live under my bed? 8. Are you hungery? 9. Old lady by the fire! Get me a glass of yarn -please! 10. Do you like cheese? 11.Hi. 12. Hello? 13. are you stoopid? 14.Do you like Berries? 15. No. 16. Do you go to school? 17. Duz skool mk u smert? 18.Can i throw Johnny Depp at you? 19. Do you know the Muffin man? 20 Are you a lepercaun?
  2. Ah, very good, very good. As usual, Taynio makes the best points of the topic. You can use magick? I know this is a strange and somewhat off topic question, but how do you manage to do this? i wish to know how to do magick. So do I ! I don't know Magick...But I study it just because i feel like it. I have the power to see Magick Creatures However...Because I am one.
  3. Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants.
  4. Love that pic!!! buh-HUH? *looks for Cheesemaster's post*
  5. I'm totally 21. >_> Gimme a Jig. May I see your Birth Certificate and Drivers's License? Oh! Make sure you come to Planet Horatio on Friday for Fetal posotion Friday. XD Special Discounts! Sure. >_> *hands over the VERY not-fake documents* *Licks Documents* Mmm....Potato Chips... *puts Documents in Meat Grinder* Oh Well Here's your're Jig! please don't drink and Drive. <- JIG!
  6. I'm pretty sure you can animate stuff on Photoshop. But there's several other softwares out there that are cheaper than Photoshop. But it'll cost you a pretty penny. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow, a pretty penny? All my pennies are old and rusty. Probably from the 2nd Centurey. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The 19th and 20th Centurys Pwn. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *snatches pwn from Mushroom_king* MINE! *sneaks into pocket* MINE! MY PWN! *pets* *throws Johnny Depp at SO* MINE!
  7. Der, Here's ,more art. <- Squiggly Thingy. <- O-O dunno why I made this. <-Did I already add this? It's one of my Ads... <-Randomish Thing. <-B-day Card. <-Not sure if i added this, but it's a bad pic of King Kirby. ;D <-a b-day cake i drew... <-another Cake I drew.. <-O_O <-not sure if I added this yet. O_O EVIL banana. <-Cupcake's Avatar.
  8. About that point, you rip the sheets off. Im too heavy to pull just the sheets off, so in a moment or two you'll either have ripped sheets or me on the floor. Muhaha. "ME NO WANT TO WAKE UP!" said Arkcher. MK went over to the corner oif the room. She grabbed her BIG box of make up and started putting it on Arkcher. MK laughed and pressed the Play Button.
  9. "why don't we play SSBM over it?" said White Kirby.
  10. When We take over the world, Can I have Belgium and Minnesota? No. You can have Bosnia-Herzogovinia and make it into a mushroom infested paradise. Can I at least have Duluth and Brussels?
  11. The following things are ONLY avilible on Fetal Position Friday: Fetus: 90.00H$ Mother do You think They'll Drop the Bomb...Oh. Thsi rather odd dish must be made of Dead fetuses, but it tastes good anyway... Electric Fetus: 90.00H$ WOW!!!! When you sip this, you will feel like you were hit by Lightning! NOT FOR SALE TO FETUSES PERSONS UNDER 21.
  12. I'm totally 21. >_> Gimme a Jig. May I see your Birth Certificate and Drivers's License? Oh! Make sure you come to Planet Horatio on Friday for Fetal posotion Friday. XD Special Discounts!
  13. I think I'll yell "GLOOBER GLORB A MUE A CHEEKIE!" at school now. Can we start a new Contest?
  14. I was being lazy, so I didn't pay attention to details.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Spiiiiiiiiify. It doesnt look like me (sorta) but still spiff. EEEK! Where are myty Jeans?! They fell off in Kat's Dream! *watches TBFOF, Horatio,TGHL,v Cheesemaster, Will, Lexx, and the oher guys laugh Girlishly* Eeek! my paaaaaaants! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oops. MK: MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arkcher: ...I'll just leave the room.
  15. Aw thats a Cute baby! My Little sister looked so much like that when she was born only with red hair. (:
  16. When We take over the world, Can I have Belgium and Minnesota?
  17. After MK set out the Belgian Waffles, She went in Her/His/There room and saw Arkcher was still in bed. "wake up Arkcher." "Don't want to!" "Wake up!" 'Dont want to!" "WAKE UP!" "NO!!!!!" MK Sighed Heavily. She walked out ofv the room. she came back in with her U2 special edition Ipod. she carefully placed the Headphones on Arkcher's head. she turned it to "Another Brick in the wall Part 2" and turned the volume all the way up.
  18. I've made an Avvie for Cupcake but my compys being mean and wont upload it.
  19. As soon as Arkcher woke up he relised MK was already out of bed, in The kitchen making Breakfast.
  20. I hope you are sitting. They say that the AVERAGE reading level for the entire USA is 6th grade. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's Completly Idiotic. I Love to read, And I rememeber When I was in 1st grade and we took a reading test and They said i had a 9th grade Reading Level. And This was 1st grade That I was in! Good Goth, That was years ago. I wonder what My reading level is now. Well, I've always had an exceptional reading level, but that's only because books were once the only thing I could connect to. I still read, but now I can actually live my own story. Same here.
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