Mushroom_king

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja:. Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies

I don't like Bush, Mostly because he can't take care of our Country.

When that frog, croaked his song, he was wearing his hat all wrong so then he grabbed a guitar then ran to the country-time bar. When he sang with-a syrupy twang, The Meat Grinder had hunger pangs. Worm your Honour

;_; but it keeps getting longer, so we can't. Unless this topic dies. Like that'll ever happen.

:-O Are you pregnat?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait...Arkcher is pregnat? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> o_o! I should hope not. -looks- Nope. Dun think so. Ha Ha. Arkchers pregnant.

O_O I've changed a lot ever since my last survey, so i'm doing It again. I'm so pointless. * Your name: Japancat Pitchblack * Your gender: Girl * Age: 11 or 15. I forgot. * Height: Taller than Arkcher. * Hair color/style: One side Rainbow. One side Black. * Eye color: Green * Marital status: Arkcher teh Unpirate. * Your location: Missouri. I know. sad. * Talents: Collecting, Playing Cello, Playing Bass guitar, Beiing Annopying, Writhing Storiews, Making figurienes, Playing SSBM, Ignoring YOU, etc. SECTION 2: (Have you ever...?) * Peed your pants: No. * Cheated on someone?: No. * Fallen off the bed?: I used to, But I have a Bunk bed now. * Fallen for a relative?: /?????? * Had plastic surgery?: ITS DISGUSTING!!!! NO!!!!! * Broke someone's heart?: Dont know. * Had your heart broken?: Yes. * Had a dream come true: Once, and it was when I cut Tbfof's Hair to look like the beatles.O_o * Done something you regret?: like.... 2. * Cheated on a test?: Every time. * Broken a body part?: Almost. SECTION 3: (Whatcha doin' now?) * Wearing: A mauve Victor Shirt, My black Limeted Too pants, waaaay to many sweatbands, and my Corpse bride and Pink Floyd Jackets. n_n * Listening to: Tv * Chewing: YOU. * Feeling: In need of Dr.Pepper. * Reading: This Survey. * Located: Missouri. * Chatting with: No one. * Watching: the compy screen. * Should REALLY be: Playing DS. SECTION 4: (Do you...?) * Brush your teeth?: Yea. * Like anybody?: maybe.... * Have any piercings?: ears. * Drive? yes. * Believe in Santa Claus?: Used to. But I shroomed him. Then I found out he was *GASP* Jhonny Depp! * Ever get off the computer?: Never. SECTION 5: (Friends...?) * Who is your best?: Katie, Paige, Binh,Jackie,Julia, Mike, Rick,Tau, Christina,Trent, Paytre,Cooper,Laura,Etc.... * Who is the loudest?: Me. * Who is the shyest?: Paytre. n_n * Who is the 'hottest'?: trent. Definatly. * Who is the cutest?: Trent. Or Binh. 'cause he's short and Asian. * Who laughs the most?: Me. xD * Who have you known the longest? Katie. * Who have you known the shortest?: Jackie. O_O * Do you belong to a crew?: Sort of. * Do you hang out with the opposite sex?: Yuuuuuuuuuup. * Do you consider yourself POPULAR?: Online. * Do you trust your friends?: sept katie. * Are you a good friend?: As far as I know, yeah * Can you keep a secret?:Yes. SECTION 6: (The last person you...?) * Hugged online: Moneylover, Hoops, Horatio, and Arkcher. * Hugged offline: Chris. * IMed: Never. * Talked to on the phone: My Mother. * Yelled at: Granny. * Tripped: a dog. * Turned down: Michael. SECTION 7: (Personal) * What do you want to be when you grow up?: Game Deisiner, Mycobiolegest, Bass guitarest. * What is your most embarrassing story?: O_o * What has been the best day of your life?: Muh 10 Bday. * What comes first in your life?: Video games. * Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?: Yes.... * If you had an extra set of eyes where would you put them?: On my computer monitor. ^-^ * What do you usually think about before you go to bed?: O_O it depends... SECTION 8: (Favorite...?) * Movie: The Wall * Song: Hey You. By Pink Floyd. * Group: Pink Floyd * Store: Hot topic, Sanrio, Limeted too, Past and Presents,Claire's, and Target. * Relative:My baby Sister. * Sport: Skating and swimmming! * Vacation spot: Brussels,Belgium or Duluth,Minnesota. n.n * Ice cream flavor: Cookie. anything with Cookie. * Fruit: apples. * Candy: anything wonka. * Holiday: Go and shroom everyone who looks like a Beatle day. oh, And Xmas. * Day of the week: Saturday * Colour: Red, Orange, Green, Black. * Magazine: Nintendoi Power, Neopets, Teen Vouge * Name for a girl: Nicole, Hannah, Roxy, Caitlin, Trisha. * Name for a boy: Nick, Trent, Mondrobi, SECTION 9: (Do you...?) * Like to give hugs?: No * Like to walk in the rain?: If I'm in Coventry or Cancun, yes. * Sleep with or without clothes?: With. * Write in black or blue ink?: Black * Dress up on halloween?: Yea. I dress up in outfits That are of charecters out of muh own Imagen. * Have a job?: yes. Clay figure maker. * Like to travel?: Yes. * Like someone?: Yes, But my freinds all say I love him and stuff, but yea. O_O * Sleep on your side, stomach, or belly?: Fetal position * Think you're attractive?: NO * Want to marry?: Maybe. * Have a goldfish?: Yuck! * Ever have the falling dream?: Yeah. * Have stuffed animals?: Thosunds. Have awhole army of em. * Go on vacation?: Yep. SECTION 10: (What do you think about...?) * Abortion: Dont even get me started. o_< ;; * Bill Clinton: Rock on. * Eating disorders: *shivers* * Suicide: For n00bs only. * Summer: Yes. * Tattoos: Put them on Paper. * Piercings: Ears only. Girls only. One Only. * Make-up: O_O as long as you don't make a big deal out of it, I guess it's OK. * Guys:emm.... * Girls: Yea. SECTION 11: (This or that?) * Pierced nose or tongue?: Neither. n00bs only. * Be serious or funny?: Funny. * Single or taken?: Taken. It prevents the weirdos from Stalking me. ;_; * Simple or complicated?: The second one. * Law or anarchy?: O_o * MTV or BET?: MTV. * 7th heaven or dawson's creek?: 7th Heaven. * Sugar or salt?: Sugar! Salt is bad for you. * Silver or gold?: Silver. Shineyer. * Tongue or belly button ring?: Belly Button. * Chocolate or flowers?: Chocolate! * Angels or miracles?: Miracles. Bothe I guess. * Colour or black-and-white photos?: Coulor/\ * Sunrise or sunset?: Sunset. Its Pretty and like Arkcher said, You dont have to wake up early. =D * M&M's or Skittles?:Both! * Rap or rock?: Rock! * Stay up late or sleep in?: Stay Up late! * TV or radio?: Radio. w00t for Classic rock stations. n_n * Hot or cold?:hot * Taller members of the opposite sex or shorter?: Taller! * Sun or moon?: Moon! Go Twila! n_n * Diamond or ruby?: Ruby * Left or right?: Could care less. * 10 acquaintances or one best friend?: Ten. * Vanilla or chocolate?: vanilla * Kids or no kids?: kids. * Cat or dog?: Cat. More hygenic. o_o * Half-empty or half-full?: ?????? * Mustard or ketchup?: Ketchup. * Newspaper or magazine?: Magizene. * Give or receive?: Recierve. * Rain or snow?: Snow! Funfunfunfunfunfufnfunfun!!! * Lace or satin?: Satin. * Happy or sad?: Happy! It makes you type faster. n.n * Corduroy or plaid?: Both is Ugly. * Wonder or amazement?: Wonder. * Sneakers or sandals?: Deh first one. CONVERSE! * McDonald's or Burger King?: Burger king. * Mexican or italian food?: Italien. n.n * Lights on or off?: Both. o_> (That smiley made no sense...) * Duct tape or scotch tape?: Duct tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * Candy or pop?: *GETS HIGH ON dR pEPPER* * A house in the woods or the city?: City. * Pepsi or coke?: Coke. * Nike or adidas?: Adidas. SECTION 12: (Other questions...) * Do you go to church?: To busy Shrooming. * Do you like church?: Yes. * Why or why not?: *sings* * What's your favorite kind of tree?: Money tree. * Out of all your friends, who has the coolest house?: Me

I'm bringing back this topic and theres nothing you can do about it.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a :ninja: Smily, was a . Andy the Emo

It happens in ALL topics. With of course the exception of the debate topics (usually) Bright, Neon Orange. Power is GOOD. And yew know it. -goes off to PowerMart to purchase more Powers- n_n If Sheena or the TGHL stole yer sanity, then yes. Otherwise, yes. See above. Who? Whoa whoa, Who said anything about these conceptional mathimatical thingystuff being easy?! In 3 days. Water doesnt necessarily have a color, but the dirt is grown, therefore the mud is as well considering the water can't change its color. (It has absorb light to make things darker, examples being Clouds, Egg cartons, Clothing, ect.) Its a stick. One of my friends ate it. Well, He died, so I assume so. O_o; Nope. We need more question-asking peoples. Yes. It is someones name. You are Topazia, Patchwork, Rocky, Joanna, Bill Gates AND one or more of Harry Potter's relatives. all in one person. Lucky you. (With of course a hint of Donald Trump to explain any aggressive feeling you may get.) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> oh, okay. nope. purple. oh. okay... okay... there is no way. I'm good at algebra, but I hate geometry. oh, no, that's tomorrow! no, you're wrong, because water does have a tiny bit of blue pigment in it. nope. water. h2o, or di(two)hydrous(of hydrogen) oxide(of oxygen) i should hope not! oh, okay, good! i meant the dead giveaway. but that's true! good eye! yay! I'm related to a story character! I DO have donald-esque aggression phases! hmm... that's why... I'm not related to billy, though. I'm terible at techno. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I dun care what'choo think. >_< I meant the Joanna as in the person I talk to on IM sometimes. She in the UK. =D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Arkcher! Are you lacking a bit of sleep? >_< I have a no-good husband.

When that frog, croaked his song, he was wearing his hat all wrong so then he grabbed a guitar then ran to the country-time bar. When he sang with-a syrupy twang, The Meat Grinder

Finnally, his mother came up. "Come down. It's time for your wedding" and Arkcher followed her. At the Fusion's base.... Fusion banged his fist on his Bug Evil SuperComputer while his Fiance Preppygirl put her Manicured hands on his shoulders. "I hate those Invisionests," he mumbled, and mumbeled several Mean Insukts as if the Invisionests were right in front of him.

I figured Mushroom_king was out buying up all the new David Gilmour CDs. It's takin' her pretty long. ._. It takes a while to buy them all. It also takes a while to Put people in the meat grinder. You've returned! n_n *tackle-glomp* *throw3s Johnny depp, who is now Canadian, at Kat* MY REIGN OF TERROR CONTINUES!!!!

Mr.Comander, can I post parts of my "how to be a villain" book? It's the best book for reading if your Evil.

Hello. Me is Japancat Vera Boomtang Gilmout Van dort Pitch black, supreme ruler of the Universe. Now Gimme something that i can crush in the Meat Grinder.

Leter... Arkcher let out a sigh. His wedding was in just a few hours, and he was incredibly nervous as he waited for his mother to come up and get him.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE

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Portobellow Mushrooms 3 for 1 H$ A delicous side for any type of food! Mushmeanie safe mushrooms! Extra shiny sharp claymores 2000000000000000H$ (HUGE Discount for Kat) Extra shiny! Very sharp and powerful! Great for wars! Sunflower seedds 1 pak for 5 H$ Salty! Burger, french fries, and hoops's story meal 10 H$ And extremly delicous choice1 Never fried! Huge Strawberry shortcake doll 100 H$ Great for halloween! Bottle of Sanity 9 H$ a bottle with one fresh sanity from who lknows where. Official Hoops Plushie 4 H$ an Adorable Hoops Plushie! You will want to sleep with it every night.\ Official Top_bannana Plushie 4 H$ Dont mistake it for a real bannnana! put it face down in your fridge and tel yuor litle brother, and watch the fun! Bag of Sugar 10 for 4 H$ The sugeryist sugar! Official Imagination stick 2 H$ Runs on Imagination! new and Improved, andwill not drain your Imagination! Imagination not included. Official Toto Plushie 4 H$ Comes with a Plushie knife. Dont sleep with this at night! Official Top_bannana Action Figure 7 H$ Ok.......? a TB action Figure? weird people. BHistroy of Invision 9 H$ Al the history you will need for school. Speciel back to school discounts! Official TGHL Poster 10 H$ a Poster of TGHL drawn by everyones favourite artist Cheetaspot. it is signed by both VCheetaspot and TGHL! Plushie 1 H$ a cute plushie of the smily. TBFOF Plushie 4 H$ a fun plushie of TBFOF. Mushroom red Button cap cookies 4 H$ for 10 Delicous red coolkies. filled woith sugar! Sheena Plushie 600 H$ a Retired Limeted Edition plushie. Get one while you can! Only 30 left! Comes with 2 free bottles of Sanity! (No delivery.) Roxie and the Rocksters- Roxie Poster 5 H$ a poster of Roxie aND THE Rockstars Electric Guitarist. Horatio couch 100H$ a cute couch that has Horatio- related designs on it. Fuzzy 100 page Notebook 6H$ a cute notebook with a picture of Fuzzy on it. Hado Plushie [ 5H$ Comes with a Plushie keyboard! Mushroom_king plushie 10H$ a Limeted edition Mushroom_king plushie. comes with a pluhie accesory set, which includes Plushie mushrooms, Shroom gun, Bass guitar and card autographed by Mushroom_king. Invision code red Poster and plushie set 50H$ Includes Invision Code red Posters, Kat Double neckguitar plusie, TBFOIF vocals Plushie, Topazia Acoustic guitar./vocaks plushie, and more. JHonny Depp 100.75H$ Its Jhonny depp. NO DELIVARY. Dixie Plushie 4.00H$ A VCute Dixie Plushie, Plus Plushie Guitar! Hampton Plushie 4.00H$ A PLushie of Hampton. Comes with Plushie Bass guitar! Xmas Tree. 60.00H$ This beutiful Fake Pine tree will be the star of the Holiday home. It has tons of Beitiful lights and Christmas Ornaments of every kind on it. Buy it today, and we'll throw in 5 stocings for free! Festive Menorah. 60.00H$ This beutiul Menorah Is just what you need for Chanakah! it has just enough Candle holders on it, and a large area at the Bottom for wax drippings! Buy Today and get 8 candles! Fesitve Kwanza Flag. 60.00H$ This Cute and very small Kwanza Flag Goes perfect on the tabletop! The Teacher Plushie. 5.00H$ Ooh Er this a creepy plushie I'd recomend you not sleep with it. The Mother Poster. 2.00H$ a poster of everyone's Favorite over-protective (and kinda Creepy looking) Mother! Pin Floyd:The Wall 25yh Aniversiry Edition. 19.00H$. This DVD is a new version of the old one! It has new and improved Graphics and sound, a free poster That is super creepy looking, and speciel Features! Rated R, Starring Bob Geldof. The prosecuter Music Box. 50.00H$. This scary music box Plays "Hey you" and has a Dancing Prosecuter on top. The Grim Sheena Lord plushie. 2.00H$. this evil Plushie has Sheena with phoinex wings! The Judge Action Figure 50.00H$ This action Figure Has movable legs and unlike other action figures His arms arnt movable because poor worm doesnt have any. Horatio Hand-stiched Plushie. 70.00H$. Awwww with those big button eyes and the soft cotten-filled fabric making it feel older than it is You HAVE to take this home with you. King of the Chipmunks Plushie set. 50.00H$ This cute plushie has a Button in its hand when you press ot it makes sound! Comes with a Plushie Menorah. Mushroom_king's Siggy. 10000H$. This long siggy is perfect for bashing people upside the head with! Limeted quanity. Top_Banana Couch. 500000H$. This Couch is Just like the Horatio couch but it has top_banana! Mega wolf Rug. 40.00H$. This fuzzy rug looks just like Mega wolf! Burning Buisnessman Wallpaper. 900.00H$. This Spiffy Wallpaper has The Burning Buisnessman from Wish You Were Here on it! It's Very Cool! *ITEM OF THE WEEK* The Grim Hamster Lord Limeted Edition Plushie. 1000.00H$ This Limeted Edition Plushie Was hand-stiched and made of Finest Qaulity. It comes with a Collecter's Card! 3rd in a series. Invision Code Red CD. 60.00H$. This CD has all of your favorite Songs on it. Micicles 70.00H$ 50 Micicles included.

>_< I hate it when people think my username mentions frugs.

A hamster's life is rather exciting... sleeping, moderating, sleeping, eating, sleeping, running in wheel... you get the picture. *avoids admitting that moderating IS my life* My daily scedule: 1.Try to not wake up 2.Go to school and die of Boredom 3.Come back to life at the end of day bell 4.Yell at Trent and accuse him of being Canadien 5.Go home and play Video Games 6. Sleep My life 1. Wake down 2. Go to school and hang with friends, but die of boredom in some classes. 3. sit waiting for end of day bell 4. revive myself at end of day bell 5. Go home and play video games/talk to friends on IM/play football(american)/do other random things 6. Fall asleep 7. Lather, rinse, repeat for better results. Why is it I don't see studying on the list!?! ...The Insane Don't study....

My Brother was putting stearos in his car once and forgot to give me the house keys to get in the house, so I was in our dirty back yard and I was bored, so I attached this gardening tool to a wooden chair, and I put all this stuff in the grill that doesn't work (and you can't fix it) and took this old lawn mower wire and stung it through the stuff in the grill and the garden tool and I made it a superntrel Machine (that doesn't work) called Last Battery that powers up heroes when the bad guys steal there powers. O_____O Now if you team up with Cheesemaster you might be able to make it robotic! Yea. I made it up so you would sit in the chair and your powers would come. 'Cause in the story, Fusion Steals the Hami stone and we Find Last Battery and use it to deafeat him.

Too late. "On An Island" is now "In The Meat Grinder" =D I could name my Pitch Black Eclipse album that, but I already planned on calling it "Northern Lights". And t'll be a while before it's released. X_______________________________________________________________________X

Thank you muchly. Scanners can be fun to use. You should try and get one. Maybe later I can draw some more Hampster pictures. I haven't drawn much of those lately. Yay! That would be cool! Especially hamsters flying jets! I'm currently woring on a drawing where Horatio is wearing this spiffy Pilot outfit. n_n Aaahhhhh, so that is where you have been hiding. And I thought you were buying up all the new David Gilmour CDs. I wasn't at home drawing, Fool! I was yelling at Trent and calling him a Canadian.

Extra David Gilmout CD's. 120.00H$. Its David Gilmours new album "On An Island" Yaaaaay! Extra David Gilmour CD from Florida. (See above)

(I didn't want to look for the actuel post, so I searched it and copied and pasted it into a qoute box. O_O) Or, My personel Favorite, The teacher and his Meat Grinder.