Mushroom_king

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Actually, That's your hair. And a suit! and a tie. Just more proof that you were at a Tea Party. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* He was at a formal dinner. That's why he's all fanceh. Yeah... Let's go with that... *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Actually, He looks like that in all my pictures of him. Except the one I drew a really long time ago. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* What do you have to say for yourself Horatio? *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

[>_< Finish the story!]

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* V>_<V *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

cool! mhm. i lost i was gonna hit the 15 pound makr this morning but i didnt. bummer. wutever, i cant really tell my friends anyway. y not? why can i tell my friends. ill tell them i lost some but im not gonna go screaming how much. i dont need people asking me things like "why arnt you eating cheese doodles like everyone else?" You can always reply, because cheese doodles are not food. ha. true. well i ate 2. and that was good enough for me. ive offcially lost 15 pounds and i kinda see it. 2 zillion crunches and negative 15 pounds later my stomach actually looks a LITTLE better. im so excited. FIFTEEN pounds. that like.. one for every year of my life. i wanna be able to look good in a bikini by next summer. i wanna people to tell me i look thinner, i wanna be asked out this year just so i can kindly say "sorry, but my heart is taken by a wonderful boy already" i wanna be envied im gonna be thinner. i AM thinner. :]]] 15 pounds! and according to wutever.. in a month in a half thats like.. healthily. im not sure thats a word. i dont care.. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? You sound good and I am happy to hear that you have lost the weight in a sensible manner. mhm. well in a way. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? ..do you? For many girls this is true. Exactly how much varies from person to person. Being a male hamster, I don't have to worry about these things. My only concern is what color motorcycle I should buy. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Stupid Periods ruined my new lingerie. (Like you wanted to know that.) That reminds me of one of the most common insults I get at school. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomt Domine*~* To clean soiled lingerie, get your mother to use some ammonia and scrub the soiled area. Do NOT wash the lingerie until AFTER you clean the area with ammonia. Next put some ammonia on the area you just cleaned and put it in the washer on the cold cycle. Do not put your lingerie in the dryer. Hang them on a hanger until dry. If there is any stain still remaining, you can try to soak the item in some ammonia, detergent and water for a day. Then try scrubbing again and rewashing. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Mkay. I'll try and tell her. (I'm Laughing right now wondering exactly how you know this, Horatio. ) *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Ummmm, my hammie father owns a dry cleaner? LOL *tries to think of another excuse* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* If your hammie father had a dry cleaner, thatw won't work because hamsters don't wear lingerie. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

cool! mhm. i lost i was gonna hit the 15 pound makr this morning but i didnt. bummer. wutever, i cant really tell my friends anyway. y not? why can i tell my friends. ill tell them i lost some but im not gonna go screaming how much. i dont need people asking me things like "why arnt you eating cheese doodles like everyone else?" You can always reply, because cheese doodles are not food. ha. true. well i ate 2. and that was good enough for me. ive offcially lost 15 pounds and i kinda see it. 2 zillion crunches and negative 15 pounds later my stomach actually looks a LITTLE better. im so excited. FIFTEEN pounds. that like.. one for every year of my life. i wanna be able to look good in a bikini by next summer. i wanna people to tell me i look thinner, i wanna be asked out this year just so i can kindly say "sorry, but my heart is taken by a wonderful boy already" i wanna be envied im gonna be thinner. i AM thinner. :]]] 15 pounds! and according to wutever.. in a month in a half thats like.. healthily. im not sure thats a word. i dont care.. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? You sound good and I am happy to hear that you have lost the weight in a sensible manner. mhm. well in a way. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? ..do you? For many girls this is true. Exactly how much varies from person to person. Being a male hamster, I don't have to worry about these things. My only concern is what color motorcycle I should buy. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Stupid Periods ruined my new lingerie. (Like you wanted to know that.) That reminds me of one of the most common insults I get at school. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomt Domine*~* To clean soiled lingerie, get your mother to use some ammonia and scrub the soiled area. Do NOT wash the lingerie until AFTER you clean the area with ammonia. Next put some ammonia on the area you just cleaned and put it in the washer on the cold cycle. Do not put your lingerie in the dryer. Hang them on a hanger until dry. If there is any stain still remaining, you can try to soak the item in some ammonia, detergent and water for a day. Then try scrubbing again and rewashing. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Mkay. I'll try and tell her. (I'm Laughing right now wondering exactly how you know this, Horatio. ) *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

cool! mhm. i lost i was gonna hit the 15 pound makr this morning but i didnt. bummer. wutever, i cant really tell my friends anyway. y not? why can i tell my friends. ill tell them i lost some but im not gonna go screaming how much. i dont need people asking me things like "why arnt you eating cheese doodles like everyone else?" You can always reply, because cheese doodles are not food. ha. true. well i ate 2. and that was good enough for me. ive offcially lost 15 pounds and i kinda see it. 2 zillion crunches and negative 15 pounds later my stomach actually looks a LITTLE better. im so excited. FIFTEEN pounds. that like.. one for every year of my life. i wanna be able to look good in a bikini by next summer. i wanna people to tell me i look thinner, i wanna be asked out this year just so i can kindly say "sorry, but my heart is taken by a wonderful boy already" i wanna be envied im gonna be thinner. i AM thinner. :]]] 15 pounds! and according to wutever.. in a month in a half thats like.. healthily. im not sure thats a word. i dont care.. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? You sound good and I am happy to hear that you have lost the weight in a sensible manner. mhm. well in a way. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? ..do you? For many girls this is true. Exactly how much varies from person to person. Being a male hamster, I don't have to worry about these things. My only concern is what color motorcycle I should buy. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Stupid Periods ruined my new lingerie. (Like you wanted to know that.) That reminds me of one of the most common insults I get at school. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomt Domine*~*

cool! mhm. i lost i was gonna hit the 15 pound makr this morning but i didnt. bummer. wutever, i cant really tell my friends anyway. y not? why can i tell my friends. ill tell them i lost some but im not gonna go screaming how much. i dont need people asking me things like "why arnt you eating cheese doodles like everyone else?" You can always reply, because cheese doodles are not food. ha. true. well i ate 2. and that was good enough for me. ive offcially lost 15 pounds and i kinda see it. 2 zillion crunches and negative 15 pounds later my stomach actually looks a LITTLE better. im so excited. FIFTEEN pounds. that like.. one for every year of my life. i wanna be able to look good in a bikini by next summer. i wanna people to tell me i look thinner, i wanna be asked out this year just so i can kindly say "sorry, but my heart is taken by a wonderful boy already" i wanna be envied im gonna be thinner. i AM thinner. :]]] 15 pounds! and according to wutever.. in a month in a half thats like.. healthily. im not sure thats a word. i dont care.. oh and ?.. is it true you weigh more when you have your period? You sound good and I am happy to hear that you have lost the weight in a sensible manner. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I'm glad to. To Lauren's question... I am not sure if you weigh more when you have your period. I think one of the magizenes I read might say, I will check. But not now, I am at my Grandma's house and don't have them. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

I am glad to hear this guy respects you. That is really, really important. You mother doesn't question you because she trusts you and believes you are telling her the truth. As long has he continues to respect you, then the age difference is not a big problem. It is nice to hear that he cares for you and you car for him. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Age differences don't matter to me, unless they are Extreme. Like an elemantary school kid and a High school kid. I'm glad that he respects her-that is important. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* :ninja: *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

OUTSTANDING!!!! How fantastic! I hope you write more!!!!! thats paz's siggy.. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I was about to say that. =D *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

I must agree with Mega Wolf. I think Pitch Black Eclipse is a name that cannot be surpassed! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The thing I don't like about Pitch Black Eclipse is that it has no meaning. I really just made it up one day. The Faceless Children and The Crackle-faced Dolls are better. The thing about Crackle-Faced Dolls is that if it was my band name, people might believe I'm copying The GooGoo Dolls. And The Faceless Children, most people havn't seen The Wall and will have no idea what it means. There is one name I am contemplating, It is funny, but it has a word that Horatio doesn't like, and has someone's last name in it. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* If the other band has someone's last name in it, as long as it is not yours and we do not know who the last name belongs to then I could approve it. But not of course with a word that is not one of my favorites. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* XD the name you won't like is uber funny, though. Perhaps I should make a poll. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Post it and I will see if I can let it go through. *~*The Grand Illlusion*~*The Final Cut*~* LOL Sorry, it is funny, but you were correct, didn't pass my word test. Horatio (That's based on a real thing that happened at meh school.) *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I really like this poem. *~*The Psychedlic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

We would be sad if you left. I am glad you can't leave. ive tried. i cant even imagine sarah's (animal kidd) face if she knew i like practically lived here? lol (please say somthing about the note too..) the note was interesting. Very thought provoking. You really don't remember your childhood? I know that feeling too well. It's hard to comment on some of your writing because there's just nothing that can be said without sounding harsh or apathetic (uncaring). i know wut apathetic means. i didnt know you felt like THAT about my work, thanks alot. maybe ill stop posting it. Oh, lauren, not like that! I just meant that there aren't words to reply without understating the whole thing! oh. good. cuz i was like. fine.. maybe ill just leave hd.. idk. i dont need a big horay cuz of my work, im perfectly happy with wutever comes to mind. ill get insulted if people hate them but you really cant blame people for saying how they feel. i wanna know.. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I like your poetry. I really like the one about Rob. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

1. Possibly, but I'd only allow it if they left you with a computer and an internet connection. 2. He should have. *gives arkcher ice breath on the off chance he doesn't* 3. She should. I want to meet her 4. Dunno him/her. 5. Dunno her. 6. I've seen him/her post... After I came, too.. But I'm not sure if s/he will come back. 7. S/he posted a comeback thread too >.< S/he must come back if s/he posted a comback thread. 8. Dunno her. 9. Naww, It's easy. *ties you to a christmas tree using lights* See? 10. Me! 11. It's not divisible by 5 T.T Obviously not. 12. Erm... Do the funky monkey! *does the funkey monkey* There, back. 13. inspires ph34r. And it's blurrier, whereas :ninja: is reserved for ninjas and is sharper, too. 14. Got question? 15. Light side of the sun. 16. It's so shineh I like it. 17. Yes. Mwahahahahahaha. *cough* 18. Not if you plan to destroy the chocolate. If you plan on destroying/keeping all the chocolate to yourself, I will make sure you don't win. 19. Bwahahahahaha*cough* Yes. 20. *adds a t* *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* 1. ALRIGHT. *Goes and tries to take over the world* 2. Just wondering, because Arkcher is a Mormon, and in one episode of South Park there was a Mormon with Ice Breath. 3. *Hopes She does* 4. It was a he. He was here last summer, but stopped posting Last September. I doubt he'll come back. 5. ...I miss her... 6. I wasn't exactly her biggest fan, but she was nice. 7. She hasn't been posting. 8. I wish she would come back to. 9. *slashes lights with a Meat Cleaver* Mwahahahahahahahahahahhahah....*cough* 10. *Throws Tommy Shaw at Glowurm* 11. I KNEW it. 12. FM Come baaaaaaack. 13. Interesting. 14. XD XD XD XD 15. "There is no Dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact it's all dark." 16. Would you like one? 17. MWA...MWAHA...MWAHAHA... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough* 18. Dun worry. I'll share the chocolate. (and I'm not just taking over Belgium for the chocolate. I've been there before.) 19. Yay. 20. Pfft. *~*the Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*bows down* Go pirates. They will someday be second in comand of the world.. With ninjas coming a close third, bacause I like them too. Cheese will be the rulers of the world. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* FOOL! *Throws Johnny depp at Glowurm* ...Evil Teachers will rule the world... *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine~*

[sorry to taynio for saying he's a she. TGHL... Is very real (serious) in debate topics and that's all I really have seen of him. I know about the sanity stealing though. Arkcher... Doesn't qualify to be mentioned with the 'real' (AKA serious) people. He's not serious enough. And he's a werewolf. I will mention him though! And honey, and TBFOF, and Stewart more (even though I don't know him)... And I'll look around for those I've forgotten.] [Oh, and I'll reveal what Nameless is soon enough...] [Arkcher is also an Elf. Who wears a suit. XD Please try to mention Vixen (Lee), Vanilla Star Hamster, Jesse, and MW. Thanks! ]

You should be able to post your own music, but the file may be too large. I would email it. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Do they have to be our own music? I want to post the music I mention in my siggy, so people who don't have the CDs can hear the songs, but I am not sure if it is allowed. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

I must agree with Mega Wolf. I think Pitch Black Eclipse is a name that cannot be surpassed! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The thing I don't like about Pitch Black Eclipse is that it has no meaning. I really just made it up one day. The Faceless Children and The Crackle-faced Dolls are better. The thing about Crackle-Faced Dolls is that if it was my band name, people might believe I'm copying The GooGoo Dolls. And The Faceless Children, most people havn't seen The Wall and will have no idea what it means. There is one name I am contemplating, It is funny, but it has a word that Horatio doesn't like, and has someone's last name in it. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* If the other band has someone's last name in it, as long as it is not yours and we do not know who the last name belongs to then I could approve it. But not of course with a word that is not one of my favorites. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* XD the name you won't like is uber funny, though. Perhaps I should make a poll. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* LIVE TOPIC LIVE! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~* Dun worry Horatio. Theres plenty of stuff i listen to that no one else does. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

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*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Running from an angel-Hootie and the Blowfish *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

I must agree with Mega Wolf. I think Pitch Black Eclipse is a name that cannot be surpassed! *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The thing I don't like about Pitch Black Eclipse is that it has no meaning. I really just made it up one day. The Faceless Children and The Crackle-faced Dolls are better. The thing about Crackle-Faced Dolls is that if it was my band name, people might believe I'm copying The GooGoo Dolls. And The Faceless Children, most people havn't seen The Wall and will have no idea what it means. There is one name I am contemplating, It is funny, but it has a word that Horatio doesn't like, and has someone's last name in it. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

Welcome back Hampsterdudet! Ignore TBFOF, he seems to be having a few bad days lately. Have you been down to the Original Art forum, all the way at the bottom of the forum page? When you get there, go to Art Competition, Part Deux, by Mushroom_king. Take a look through all the posts and see what phenomenal pictures have been submitted for the art competition. Then wander around in the Stories forum and read some of the written works. I think you will like the stories. There is even a role play that might interest you. Let me know what you think. *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* XD Deux is my favourite word right now. I like pronouncing it "Dewx", even though it's not the right way. XD *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* I love pronouncing French words they way they are spelled. XD It makes some people so mad... *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* It is pretty fun. XD *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*