Mushroom_king

Sounds like a great collection of songs! Could you burn me a copy please! LOL *~*the Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Yeeeeaaa. Now I just need to get Pigs On The Wing and Sweet Child O' Mine on CD so we don't have to go through the trpuble of downloading 'em and THEN burnign them. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* The three feet of snow has melted. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

You are so beautiful!!! Ian looks like he is a conductor of a major philharmonic! The cookie looks good enough to eat and the fire truck... that would have scared me. LOL *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I agree. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astrohnomy Domien*~&

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Desperado-The Eagles Saying Sorry-Hawthorne Heights *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Okay...I thought [lying]very carefully[/lying] about what songs to put on my CD for Trent. Here are the songs so far: 1. Pigs On The Wing Pt. 1-Pink Floyd 2. More Than a Feeling-Boston 3. Don't Stop-Fleetwood Mac 4. Layla-Derek And The Dominoes 5. Crazy Little Thing Called Love-Queen 6. Give It Up-KC And The Sunshine Band 7. (Don't Fear) The Reaper-Blue Oyster Cult 8. Call me The Breeze-Lynryd Skynryd 9. Language Lesson (In Five Words Or Less)-Hawthorne Heights 10. Can You Feel The Love Tonight?-Elton John 11. Woman-Wolfmother 12. Sweet Child O' Mine-Guns N' Roses 13. Spin The Wheel-Hampton The Hampster 14. Love Me Do-The Beatles 15. Pigs On The Wing Pt. 2-Pink Floyd A few of these arn't love songs, but I wanted to out them here anyway. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*&~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Wait a minute! Bananarama is a band! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

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*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* I love this poem. And I love your new siggy where it says I Have Become Comfortably Numb. *Cloudy Aisha Award* *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Some new birthday portraits: <- An avatar I made for a freind. <-My part in Cheesie's weird thing-thing-thinger. *~*The psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

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Glowwy-boy stats talking like arkcher-face. Then he stops. And changes the music to lemon demon. Everyone rejoices. MK, deprived of her Rock And Roll, went out and bought a Ram Jam CD.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* [behold! This is the second installment on The Legend Of Giza, my story which has won...NO AWARDS! In this installment, Giza travels to Radical Sign, a bustling city of very smart people. Giza, however, finds a very strange shop, and upon hearing a legend of the town, she learns that one of Kensi's Treasures is hidden in Radical Sign. But when a wrecking crew threatens to tear down the building where Kensi's treasure lays, Giza must race against time to find the treasure before it gets destroyed, or worse, stolen by Rorre.] [i'll start...not now. Some other time.] *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Awsome! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Hamlet is pleased your like her decorations! *~*Te Grand Illusion*(~*The Final CutU*~*' Random Thought Of The Day; If I owned a railroad, it would be called Grand Funk. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~&*The Astronoy Domine*~* LOL... good one. LOL *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Get it? Grand Funk Railroad? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *~*The Psayhcedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Of course I get it. Why did you think I wrote 'good one'! LOL *~*The Grand Illusion*~The Final Cut*~* ThAT was for our uses who havn't heard of them. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

Planet dude get TOSSED IN THE MEAT GRINDER.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Awsome! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Hamlet is pleased your like her decorations! *~*Te Grand Illusion*(~*The Final CutU*~*' Random Thought Of The Day; If I owned a railroad, it would be called Grand Funk. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~&*The Astronoy Domine*~* LOL... good one. LOL *~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Get it? Grand Funk Railroad? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *~*The Psayhcedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Cloudy Aisha Ribbon: This is awarded for Creativity. Spotted Gelert Trophy:Awarded for partaking in a contest. These are usually filled with Red Button Cap Cookies. White Uni PLaque:This Plaque is awarded for being kind, whether to me or someone else. Ultimate Pizza Stacker Award:Awarded for making me laugh. So, if you say something funny, and I think it's funny, you get this fantastic award. Alien Aisha Award:Rewarded for having similar intrests that I have. Royal Usul Award:Awarded for partaking in a guessing game. Rainbow Kougra Award:Awarded for giving good advice or saying something very smart. Island Uni AwardFormally the birthday present award, you get this award on your birthday as a present from me. Disco Aisha Award:Awarded for doing something very, very, strange. I mean, really frigging Carmex. Desert Blumaroo AwardAwarded for having a cool signeture, member title, or location. Faerie Aisha AwardFor anything not covered by the above awards. *~*The Psychedlic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine8~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Awsome! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~* Hamlet is pleased your like her decorations! *~*Te Grand Illusion*(~*The Final CutU*~*' Random Thought Of The Day; If I owned a railroad, it would be called Grand Funk. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~&*The Astronoy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* A certain LADDY FACE has forgotten to say thank you. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

Chapter Eleven Farewell Candela Giza arose the next morning with a cold rush. Her heart was thumping, and her hair was drenched with sweat. What a dream, she thought. In her dream, Miranda was talking to her, and even though it was a happy dream, Giza was very scared for no reason. But then the warm smell of Titania's magick and Oberon's cooking lufted her out of shock. She ran downstairs, where everyone was talking. Oberon served some pancakes he had made himself. "Giza," he said while taking off his cooking mittens, "I think you should go soon. Sometime in the next few days." "But-" "You'll have to. There are other towns besides Candela that need rescuing. And Rorre is after the last three treasures." "Kensis's Treasures," added JC quietly. Giza stood up. "Can i bring some of your books with you?" She asked. "Sure!" said Oberon brightly. After breakfast, Giza looked for myths books, guidebooks, and spellbooks for the journey. She took only the ones Titania said were the best. "Wait," said Oberon. "Your're leaving now?" Giza held back her tears. "Yes," she whispered. "Well..." said Oberon sadly. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a charm. A small plastic record was attached to it. "It was mine when I was a teen. I made it myself," he explained. Giza smiled. She could add the charm to her necklace. Then, she thought, I could have a little bit of Oberon's power with me. Giza started walking out the door, and right as it was about to close, Titania slammed it open and shouted, "Wait!" The Giza Gang stopped and turned around. Titania walked over to them. "I....I want to come with you." Giza tried to hold back her tears again. "Your're sure?" Titania nodded. "yes," she said. They both hugged as Oberon shut the door. He was trying not to cry, as well. Later Giza had just left town as the sun began to set. The Giza Gang set up a small campfire. They didn't know where to go, and didn't know what would happen when they got there. Everyone had drifted to sleep except Giza. She had put the record on her necklace already, and now she was practicing a few spells that were in her new spellbook. Giza checked the time. It was near midnight. She quickly tucked the book and away and drifted to sleep, wondering what town she would go to the next day. This is the end of The Crisis Of Candela, but look for volume two in the quest for Kensi: The Wrecking of Radical Sign. Coming soon to a forum near you.

*~8The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* What's your FAT MAN?! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Awsome! *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Turn It On Again-Genesis Turn It On... Turn It On, Turn It On Again. *~*The Psychedelic Luau&~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died. They buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! Now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the Boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroom_king spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickle that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads, then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant chocolate chip kookie squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. But it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. Alas, they were slimy, smelly slugs and cow poo that just died. due to a lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese and some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. Which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids and they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house, when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises while blood was turned into Soda that tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. This caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. Rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed that killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems. And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient Roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like Dior's Pure Poison. MK's massive signature which occupied three-hundred-eighty-two-million handicapped parking spaces, Gerald Scarfe Animations, MGM studios and Stephen King's imagination, and a monkey. The monkey died. We had monkey kill Stephen King who narrowly escaped by eating his own poisoned sunflower seed and Peter Griffin. MK's signature died and everyone rejoiced. Mk killed everyone except for Trent, TGHL and Horatio and us Hampsterdancers. Yeah, man. We decided to form The Mushroom Army. The boy with Immovable hair isnt very great. At all. So MK keelingyoudeaded Arkcher. Trent got Keelyoudead by Val hawyn who later ate Trent. MK cried because she had a broken meat-grinder. Val Hawyn vomited up Trent dramatically. He is puking a berger. Then Lynryd Skynryd performed an odd dance for Astronomy Domine and a hat. CHAPTER 2!!!! Anyways, the pickle Got Vodka'd badly by Emily, who Trentnapped Mk's crush. But we don't think about anything like Bergers, or hot Cream-of-Mushroom soup. We hope Mushroom_King likes rerererererererefried beans. Exponential AK-47s were stolen using the chaos theory by some cheese and the evil dumptruck warfare tactics. Incidentally, no-one's posting because Max is taking too long eating beef cubes to be healed through Clazzik's philosiphy. Consequently, mercury lasagna flung itself at the purple man-eating monkeys made of cow and llama poo. Philosophical underwear proposterously found MK's broken heart, and silently wept. That was wierd for Trent, so, he lieked berger, punch, and Pie with whipped cream, walnuts in fudge-sauce. Whatever, man. Instead, combo number five liked Eric Clapton. Shrunken heads flew into brick trees at the concert of The Doors. Jim Morrison said, "john, jacob, jinkelheimer-schmidt", followed by "Wrong, do it again!". A war began between cheese, squirrels, and Classic Rockers with pies. Emily joined the killing, fluffy bunny grenades exploded on Bush. That was fun. Then cheney shot and after that, we added four words and then some, without deleting quotes, bacon! Luigi's Mansion was eaten by Chuck Norris and "Weird Al" Yankovic in a contest about building man-eating contest stadium with Game Boy Advances and leprechaun flavored Megaman X Clones. They were poo, solidified, calcified poo! But that's not the least of it, if you count bumping the topic and tasty pasta. Since nobody's adding, MK found Trent under the Mistletoe. Chickens kissed pies that arn't 133t enough to be magenta dancing hippopotami. Foreigner, Rush, R.E.M.

*~*The Grand Illusion*~*The Final Cut*~* Once upon a time, there was a boy named Arkcher. He made a very stupid TAWPEEK. Then a brownie named Mushroom_king walked in the room and put a dunce cap on Arkcher's head. The End. *~*The Psychedelic Luau*~*The Astronomy Domine*~*

1. Becuz. I sez so. 2. Two words: Blood heater. 3. Yes? 4. No? 5. Me. 6. No, I ate them all. 7. Yes. Sometimes I'm just too 1337. 8. Chuck would kill you for taking his signature attack. 9. C'est Binh!! Because I like that name and don't know either of them otherwise. 10. He's not. He's sunshine boy. Jesus is jesus. 11. I took it away. 12. 13. WUAMQ? 14. Do they have to be real words? 15. Well OURS found 76! So hah! 16. No, I cannot spell dog. 17. ! 18. Because. 19. 20. My eyes. They burn. More then they do when I look at my answer for the first question T-T 1. Nooo! 2. ....Maybe. 3. Maybe? 4. Maybe? 5. Actually, a Fat Man is what you do when you get near someone you like.... 6. Actually, a Cameron is something stupid you do that people never forget. 7. No, I'm 133t. 8. Pff. Whatever. 9. Answer: They are equally awsome. 10. Then why can he fly? 11. Well, you taking it away resulted in one of the best rock songs in history...congratulations! 12. 13. Yes. 14. Yes 15. Pff. 16. But I can. 17. . 18. because why? 19. 20. But i is a kolge stoodnt i is the bestest stoodent