Horatio

I want to read this.

Please tell me about Touching Spirit Bear. Is this about the white bears (NOT Polar bears) whose home is only on one island in Canada?

Okay... I will let you have that one.

I don't like that part, but I can skip over the gore, can't I?

*writes down the book recommendation and a note to go to the library tomorrow* Thanks, I would like to read that too!

Nice try... but I don't think so.

I could see where that would happen. You have to keep in mind that TGHL has a bird brain.

*the great white Horatio sanity shark loves the tasty morsel of Phoenix with biscuits and tea*

Duh... that was just an expression. Of course I know I do not have talons. No sanities are interested in taking the bait. I sure hope you are saving me some of those homemade delicacies! Are they hammie approved? Wonders if that recipe could be revised to Mars Bars Micicles????

Pesky, because you are smarter, faster and think on your talons better than me. It is pesky in a good way, except when you keep trying to steal sanities. This is spring break for some and the preparation of holidays for others. Jesusfreak, LifesEagle (guest appearance) and now Otter have returned. What a happy day it is.

This is a sentimental random post. Sitting up in bed last night, I thought of all the people here at HampsterDance and it occurred to me that if I escaped from my cage and got run over by a speeding dumpster, then no one would know how much I appreciate them. I would be a squashed hamster beneath a dumpster wheel. So, for all of you who hate mushy sentimental posts.... STOP reading now! But for everyone else, keep reading please. It is the middle of the night, the cage is quiet, there is nothing to interrupt the peace except for random thoughts trampling my brain. I started thinking of you all and I thought it was time for me to say "Thank you to everyone here at HampsterDance." I really appreciate all the friendships that have developed. It is amazing how I can feel just how special each and every person is to me even though I am looking at a computer screen and have never met you face to face. I would have never thought this possible. Every day, I look forward to modding. I miss someone if I do not see their posts in the queue. When life is getting someone down, if things are going great, it shows. Your words reflect your inner soul. My heart feels the pain or joy along with you. When I see the stories, poems, art, songs created by everyone, I love each and every pic, word, letter, thought and note. When you hurt, I want to give you a hug and let you know that you are not alone. When things are overwhelming and you are troubled, I sincerely hope that you know someone cares. I may not be able to do anything, but I am a great listener. I give you my word that I will be here for you should the need arise. And to the pesky Phoenix... you challenge me to think. This always makes me smile. Well anyway, I just wanted everyone to know what I was thinking. Lots of love in friendship... Horatio

I am sorry, I thought I had helped you. *is embarrassed* Please wander around and post your thoughts to all those topics that interest you. You can always revive old topics, comment on new topics and start your own. In the beginning, it is better if you read some of the most popular topics and post there. Starting a poll is also a great way to get people to know you. If you wish to do this, write a post with a topic title, a poll question, up to 20 poll choices and let me know that you want to have a poll created. I will then make the poll for you. The poll feature has been disabled because the polls are not moderated and go directly up on the boards. Here is another idea, go to the Creative forums and check out the Stories forum. Arkcher's Werewolf story is really great. Vote in MegaWolf's poll and get her to write a story. Look at the artwork in the Art forum. If you need anything else, please let us know.

*misses TBFOH and knows that Forest misses her too* As for the A+, I would believe you are excellent in school! How about that paper you had missed? You were home and it was in school?

*took TGHL's hint and covered computer in protective plastic before moderating* *coffee and scone go flying everywhere, but computer is saved* Thanks TGHL!!!

Sure... why not!

Okay, okay, okay, so I can't write a good sentence. I should have said "Posting in the English language..."

Your art is spectacular!!! Thanks for new pics to see!!!

School, school, school.

My coffee low level light was illuminated and I thought I had not moderated the post and it kept reappearing so that I would moderate it.

English posting is one of the HampsterDance rules I must follow to ensure posts are not nasty Mr. TGHL.

As you know, all foreign language posts, must be accompanied by a translation. Occasionally I miss one or two, just in case you saw one get by.

That's great! Pick up your Gold Star Award!

In the Jokes, Riddles forum, the pinned topic is the Book Club. Here you write the title, author, a short or long review and give it a one (1 = worst) to five (5 = best) Hampster rating. You can tell us not to read a book or tell us how great a book is. Your choice!

Welcome to HampsterDance Boards, Bookluver. Why are you sad? Have you seen our Book Club?

*gets brown duct tape to tape TGHL's feathers down*