Horatio

Here are a couple of tips for you. NO: Cedar or Scented Pine Shavings. These will give your hammie respiratory problems. NO: Toilet paper, Kleenex, Tissue, Paper Towel or Napkin paper. This can get stuck in the hammie's pouches and become infected. NO regular paper as this paper is bleached. Keep your hammie away from the window and air conditioning vents. Windows have a tendency to be drafty and can make your hammie's cage cold. If the sun shines in the window into the cage, your hammie can die of heat or sun stroke. NO: Wire wheels. Get a wheel that is solid. The wire wheels will make their feet bleed. YES: Very small pieces of cheese and meat are okay. Raw peanuts, raw broccoli, raw cauliflower, raw carrot pieces are okay. On the raw vegetables, give your hammie a very small piece. There are lots of hammie treats in the pet stores. Meal worms are very nice. Very important: Things to chew on. Your hammie needs to wear down his teeth. Lava blocks, or wood pieces from the pet store. Do NOT go out side and pick up a piece of wood because you will bring in bugs. Corn cobbies are fantastic for your hammie. They want to have things to do. All kind of hammie chew things are fun for your hammie. There are popcorn sticks and other kinds of fruit and nut bars, yogurt bits and lots of great treats at the pet store. Each hammie is different, so you will have to see what your pet really likes and what he doesn't. Most important is a water bottle. Water bottles are superior to bowls of water as the water will always be clean and fresh. If you are ready for more, then let me know and I will give you more tips.

Create some avatars! Here. A poorly drawn plane. Woohoo! Yeah!!! I like that, but I do not see me in the pic. Where is the blonde hammie head that should be in the window??????? Here you go!Drawing hammy heads is not my strong point. That's perfect!!!!!!!!!!! Now, please just write my name on the pic so I can use it as an avatar!!! Thanks! Much welcomes!If your name is unlegible, I can fix the color. I love it! It is perfect! Here is The Platinum Moon Award for your efforts!

He sounds wonderful! Benjamin is a great name. Herbert was brown and gold and was so beautiful. If I forget, remind me... I have lots of very, very important tips for you on hammy care.

Create some avatars! Here. A poorly drawn plane. Woohoo! Yeah!!! I like that, but I do not see me in the pic. Where is the blonde hammie head that should be in the window??????? Here you go!Drawing hammy heads is not my strong point. That's perfect!!!!!!!!!!! Now, please just write my name on the pic so I can use it as an avatar!!! Thanks!

That's great!!! What does your hammie look like? Welcome to HampsterDance Boards. Do you like stories? Check out Werewolf and some of the other stories in the Stories forum.

Create some avatars! Here. A poorly drawn plane. Woohoo! Yeah!!! I like that, but I do not see me in the pic. Where is the blonde hammie head that should be in the window???????

Create some avatars!

*joins horatio* *joins Top_banana and Horatio in shock* *nicks everyones sanities while they are being shocked* *kicks TGHL in the shin, making him drop the other sanities* Sorry but your in shock and... *Throws Hoops over a crag* *picks up sanities and calls the MW-mobile (like teh Batmobile, but wolf shaped and better looking)* *legs it* I was only pretending to be in shock! Of course you were. Yep. I was being sarcastic. ATTENTION! ATTENTION! TGHL used a smilie!!!

What would part of the list would you like updated???

[Naw. Vampires and werewolves. I'd think Werewolves had an immunity to vampire-ness. And vise-versa as well. Vamps and Wolves are cooperative and, well, have some relationships. Both being darkness creatures. I was thinkin about having nine parts of the series, by having the third Darkness creatures, Dragons. But, I dun think it'd go over to well.] [so much for my theory of why everyone seems to be afraid of claws. I see how dragons would be a bit much for this, maybe one to help crushkeelldestroy an evil base. but that's it.] [Meh. Once you read part 4 or 5 or 6 (Whichever i put Claws in x_o cant decide) then it'll seem rather obvious and make you feel stupid. xD (Claws could be more of a tedious nuisence more than a threat, i'd say. And yes, I like ineffectively building suspense and anticipation toward future writings. xD) ...] [Or maybe Kevin could try genetic procreation again and make a Dragon clone. Hmmmmmmmm. [Though I could try, in part 7 or 8, Vampire-werewolves. Probably not though. (And if Horatio would respond to those emails (hint hint) then these plans would be a lot smoother. And no, Kat, Horatio does not have access to any of the wolfy-ness that you do not. o_o not much anyway.)] Being a hamster, my Mac Spamolater reads and edits any mail from those creatures that might eat me. [How handy.] Very!!!

[Naw. Vampires and werewolves. I'd think Werewolves had an immunity to vampire-ness. And vise-versa as well. Vamps and Wolves are cooperative and, well, have some relationships. Both being darkness creatures. I was thinkin about having nine parts of the series, by having the third Darkness creatures, Dragons. But, I dun think it'd go over to well.] [so much for my theory of why everyone seems to be afraid of claws. I see how dragons would be a bit much for this, maybe one to help crushkeelldestroy an evil base. but that's it.] [Meh. Once you read part 4 or 5 or 6 (Whichever i put Claws in x_o cant decide) then it'll seem rather obvious and make you feel stupid. xD (Claws could be more of a tedious nuisence more than a threat, i'd say. And yes, I like ineffectively building suspense and anticipation toward future writings. xD) ...] [Or maybe Kevin could try genetic procreation again and make a Dragon clone. Hmmmmmmmm. [Though I could try, in part 7 or 8, Vampire-werewolves. Probably not though. (And if Horatio would respond to those emails (hint hint) then these plans would be a lot smoother. And no, Kat, Horatio does not have access to any of the wolfy-ness that you do not. o_o not much anyway.)] Being a hamster, my Mac Spamolater reads and edits any mail from those creatures that might eat me.

*takes out crystal ball and tarot cards for one more prediction* TGHL will not be invited to Tony Blair's birthday party!

Ooh dear, Horatio has got some news WRONG for a change, Blair looks certain to win, but the polling is still going on! IT has not finished and hasn't even begun the count. I voted for the party known as: The Monster Raving Loony Party (this is the best thing about a multi party system! You get all the oddballs having a party!) I would have voted Dungeons Death & Taxes but we aren't in their constiuency. The oddball partys are: Veritas UKIP Plaid Cyrmu SNP Church of Militant Elvis the "Personality AND Rational Thinking?Yes!" Party, otherwise known as the PARTY PARTY The Vote for yourself and Rainbow Dream Ticket Party *puts away crystal ball and tarot cards* Now I am right. The election has ended and Tony Blair HAS ACHIEVED an unprecedented third term. The Labour Party should be quite happy. His majority has diminished considerably.

On whom, what or when? The bumper stickers on the sanity. I mean. The permanent ink on Horatio's sanity. It looks like a trumpet now. Donate it to an Orphan Soul Band. Are you sure you want to donate Horatio's sanity? WHAT?!?!?!??! It's Horatio's sanity, I thought it was the sanity detector. *snatches the sanity back off Orphans* When are you going to learn??????? I have my true sanity securely stored in a place that you will never find it. The only sanities of mine, running around out here, are decoys and replacements. I'm sorry Horatio, I'm going to have to do this. *tells Bush that not only does Horatio have huge amounts of oil, but loads of Weapons of Mass Destruction as well* Wow, you sure know which person to put against Horatio! *continues to calmly munch on grey stripe sunflower seeds* Just wait Horatio... As soon as Bush learns to talk, he'll come get ya. Oh my!

Ooh dear, Horatio has got some news WRONG for a change, Blair looks certain to win, but the polling is still going on! IT has not finished and hasn't even begun the count. I voted for the party known as: The Monster Raving Loony Party (this is the best thing about a multi party system! You get all the oddballs having a party!) I would have voted Dungeons Death & Taxes but we aren't in their constiuency. The oddball partys are: Veritas UKIP Plaid Cyrmu SNP Church of Militant Elvis the "Personality AND Rational Thinking?Yes!" Party, otherwise known as the PARTY PARTY The Vote for yourself and Rainbow Dream Ticket Party TGHL.... RTS! I said "are achieving", not "has achieved".

TGHL... when I heard the news that Tony Blair and the Labour party are achieving an unprecedented third term, I thought how happy the news must be making you.

What a great way to start the morning... with a great laugh! Here is The Gold Star Award!!! I know I will have a smile on my face for the rest of the day!!!

On whom, what or when? The bumper stickers on the sanity. I mean. The permanent ink on Horatio's sanity. It looks like a trumpet now. Donate it to an Orphan Soul Band. Are you sure you want to donate Horatio's sanity? WHAT?!?!?!??! It's Horatio's sanity, I thought it was the sanity detector. *snatches the sanity back off Orphans* When are you going to learn??????? I have my true sanity securely stored in a place that you will never find it. The only sanities of mine, running around out here, are decoys and replacements. I'm sorry Horatio, I'm going to have to do this. *tells Bush that not only does Horatio have huge amounts of oil, but loads of Weapons of Mass Destruction as well* Wow, you sure know which person to put against Horatio! *continues to calmly munch on grey stripe sunflower seeds*

I don't have paint, What else could I use? You're more than likely to have pain(t) but if you're unable to find it or whatever. dont. have it. Then any other art program will work. like. PSP. Photoshop. CorelDraw. Adobe. Stuff like that. Moneylover, remind me... what kind of computer do you have? It's custom made. And I had it, but someone.*Me* Hit the wrong button and delted paint no someother program I intended to. Actually, the paint program is probably still inside your computer. Unless you uninstalled the program, it is still there. Finding it will be the problem. You should have gotten the Mac Mini!!! You would have been in love with it. On the 29th of April, the new Mac operating system came out. I was first in line and picked up Tiger!!! So THAT's your mac's name... Nope! Tiger is the name of the new, super outstanding Mac Operating System! Awww man. What is it then?? He just said. The new operating system. No, the question wants me to divulge the name of my Mac. *guards secret information with the highest security*

For seeing LovelyLaura and HoggyHam, you deserve two dollars!!!

All that coming from a Dell owner!

You need to paste it immediatly after you print screen. Did It work, I dont get it. Try pasting it into Paint or equivelent program. I don't have paint, What else could I use? You're more than likely to have pain(t) but if you're unable to find it or whatever. dont. have it. Then any other art program will work. like. PSP. Photoshop. CorelDraw. Adobe. Stuff like that. Moneylover, remind me... what kind of computer do you have? It's custom made. And I had it, but someone.*Me* Hit the wrong button and delted paint no someother program I intended to. Actually, the paint program is probably still inside your computer. Unless you uninstalled the program, it is still there. Finding it will be the problem. You should have gotten the Mac Mini!!! You would have been in love with it. On the 29th of April, the new Mac operating system came out. I was first in line and picked up Tiger!!! So THAT's your mac's name... Nope! Tiger is the name of the new, super outstanding Mac Operating System!

Thank you so much! *found this in Hoops_ahsirt's sig* *!.:Favorite Person of the Week:.!* Horatio You get a Favored Award!

What drawing? Help me out. I am lost as to what you are talking about. the one that i drew. i said it looked like either the photo the drawing and the sing hammie You may have drawn that pic, but it looked like it the pic might be an infringement of someone else's copyright and that is not permitted here. So, I decided to avoid any problems. Hope this is okay.

What drawing? Help me out. I am lost as to what you are talking about.