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Horatio

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  1. I just found something interesting. I started highlighting the quote and it was slow. My finger moved off the box to the side and the highlighting picked up the pace. I moved my finger back onto the box and the highlighting slowed down. This time I moved it far away from the box and it highlighted the entire quote in about one second! Amazing!!!!!!!
  2. Errr... ... ... ... ... ???!!!!!!!??? *envisions little armies of pumpernickle, rye, whole wheat and white toast soldiers marching around the table*
  3. Those are great! I love the colors!!!
  4. No, you did NOT post here. Yeah I did. You just quoted my post. Duh....... *thinks* You did NOT post here BEFORE the post that I quoted. How's that? Though keep in mind you arent the only mod on this site. (The most active one, though.) Either way, Now I've posted 3 times! Wow. In... in this topic. I am the only mod who is only a mod and who isn't an Admin guy.
  5. No, you did NOT post here. Yeah I did. You just quoted my post. Duh....... *thinks* You did NOT post here BEFORE the post that I quoted. How's that?
  6. Horatio

    I feel old

    Why thank you! *takes one of Erendayu's happy smilies*
  7. YES ?!?!? It is about time you resurfaced! What is your response to my post, Horatio? I have been thinking of this and do not believe that I could answer it as well as TGHL or Topazia have done. This is a truly difficult question. If have not forgotten, but I am not ready to answer.
  8. can i be in da klub i am kul!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would love for you to be here with us.
  9. NOYB! I think you will find it is my business as my business is to steal sanities and the SSS has the small portion left uncaptured. *returns from raiding the Black Hole where TGHL hid his sanities and hides all the sanities in a place where they will NEVER be found*
  10. The doorbell rang. Were they expecting anyone?
  11. EUUHHOHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!
  12. No Thanks, I'll give you a race though, and if you can find MW, MW can race too! You're on. But, I will tell you, I am not using this airplane for the race... I am using my Concorde!
  13. Here is a pic of my airplane. What do you all think? Anyone want to go for a ride?
  14. Guten Tag Hubert! (That's Good day Hubert for you non-German speaking people) See Horatio? No need for a translation is there? Thank you TGHL! *hands TGHL some freshly baked cakies*
  15. [i likes this one, so I'll use it.] Infuriated, Kat pulled out her Claymore and chased them away from her burrow and into a nest of... Rabid Torrasques. Then they all die. Yes, they do, 'cause they got caught in deh Claymorage. Having thuroughly killed everything in the nest besides herself, Kat returned to her burrow and... scrump, patchwork and topazia's identical triplet, walked up asking about a talking toilet. Kat casually pulled said talking toilet out from behind Scrump's ear and went merrily along until coming across... On the toilet note... Toto Water Closets (a real company) make a toilet where the seat rises when you walk into the room and closes after you leave! That is sorta creepy. o_o;;; And just watch, one of yer siblings are gonna come and put a glitch on that little motor or something, so it erratically opens and closes while yer sittin' on the can. xD! That'd be brilliant. I saw a toilet that was remote controlled. You could flush it from a distance, I think you could open or close the lid, but there was like a plunger thing already in it, you press a button and it tries to unclog itself or something. Five friggin hundred moneys or something stoopid like that. It'd be pretty hilarious if someone stole the remote and pressed many buttons whilst the unsuspecting victim does a poop in teh pot. >) The best part of the infomercial was the fact that Toto has her own product line... water closets!!!
  16. Had you used a goldfish as an example, I would have commented. You were a bit close to home with the example being one of my relatives. *watches TGHL very closely*
  17. [i likes this one, so I'll use it.] Infuriated, Kat pulled out her Claymore and chased them away from her burrow and into a nest of... Rabid Torrasques. Then they all die. Yes, they do, 'cause they got caught in deh Claymorage. Having thuroughly killed everything in the nest besides herself, Kat returned to her burrow and... scrump, patchwork and topazia's identical triplet, walked up asking about a talking toilet. Kat casually pulled said talking toilet out from behind Scrump's ear and went merrily along until coming across... On the toilet note... Toto Water Closets (a real company) make a toilet where the seat rises when you walk into the room and closes after you leave!
  18. Mario???????? Who's Mario????? Why not the downsides of being a... a... flying saucer? Or a camel? Or a rock? *has no idea who Mario is, unless - Kat - is talking about the local pizza guy... but wait... how would she know the local pizza guy* *goes off to make coffee*
  19. I would like to introduce you to Hubert. Everyone please say... Bonjour Hubert!
  20. I am very, very sorry but we are unable to permit the exchange of any personal information. Email addresses, screen names, user names, IM information or any names for somewhere someone might get contact with you. I do apologize about this, but I must follow the rules.
  21. Sorry, I know you are friends, but I am unable to permit her to post her email. You will have to post to each other here. Thanks for understanding.
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