Horatio

I should have such power! Sorry, only HampsterKing has the power to do those kind of things. Well Horatio, could you give me moderator training? Only HampsterKing can authorize any one as moderators. I have zero authority here! Please post for six months consistently as this is the first requirement. You do not have to post a million posts per day, just get on everyday. Horatio, I wanna be a mod, but its not my fault I cant get on. After my laptop ish fixed, can i start racing towards being a mod? Please do not race to be a mod. You have to be 15 years of age, have been posting here for consistently for six months and not be edited by me. Of course, one edit here or there for a mistake is not a problem. It is not how many posts you have that HampsterKing looks at.

A mushroomamma? Sure, a mamma mushroom!

Please do not say this.

i be sad!!! ummm i wanna see a pic of him if thats ok! actually no one of these days will come over (if u invite me)! and i WILL see him/her peanut right? i keep thinking chocolate chip for some reason Mullaypop, show me a picture of your hammie and his bald spot. Hoops... come on over. I will pick you up! Are you good at cleaning hammie cages? Yeah! I bet I can clean 'em as good as anything! Peanut's isn't hard! BTW, Horatio, she was commenting on my hammie. *shakes head* I am so tired today, I am getting everything mixed up! My apologies. Can you take a pic of your hammie? It's okay. You work hard. I don't have a working camera or a scanner, so I can't. *lends Hoops a digital camera*

Are you talking about this, TBFOF??? If so, I already know what they are. I do not need to look them up. I think he means, it is the beginning of a new month and he expects the latest results from the Top 20. Horatio, could you do me favour and thank HK for all the time and work he puts in to the site and that he responds to all our requests and queries. Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!! He will like hearing that.

i be sad!!! ummm i wanna see a pic of him if thats ok! actually no one of these days will come over (if u invite me)! and i WILL see him/her peanut right? i keep thinking chocolate chip for some reason Mullaypop, show me a picture of your hammie and his bald spot. Hoops... come on over. I will pick you up! Are you good at cleaning hammie cages? Yeah! I bet I can clean 'em as good as anything! Peanut's isn't hard! BTW, Horatio, she was commenting on my hammie. *shakes head* I am so tired today, I am getting everything mixed up! My apologies. Can you take a pic of your hammie?

Are you talking about this, TBFOF??? If so, I already know what they are. I do not need to look them up. Oh. Nevermind. I am a bit tired, so you need to let me know if you know or don't know. If you don't know, I will explain them to you.

i be sad!!! ummm i wanna see a pic of him if thats ok! actually no one of these days will come over (if u invite me)! and i WILL see him/her peanut right? i keep thinking chocolate chip for some reason Mullaypop, show me a picture of your hammie and his bald spot. Hoops... come on over. I will pick you up! Are you good at cleaning hammie cages?

Looks like you did great. You figured it out. Welcome!!!!!!!!

Glad to see you contributed some of your art! I got a great laugh this morning!!!!!!

Are you talking about this, TBFOF??? If so, I already know what they are. I do not need to look them up.

What???????????????????????

I think not. (Makes note... TBFOF's post was more than three words! )

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart, and he bought... a money bag,was Moneylovers wife... and ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died. Then died again. After the continuous... dying, he stopped... eating the penguins. He disliked innards, like a lot. But that's okay, as he was addicted to the smell of the leprechaun dancing on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, he drank Cherry-Coke.and then he died. They buried him in cow poo. So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended when we all said bye to cow poo... again.

Please do!

*narrows eyes and looks at Toto* If you fire at Mushroom_king, you are firing at me* *starts cooking hamburgers to feed to Toto before her trip back to Kansas* You're really trying to make me eat meat, aren't you, Horatio? Steak...then hamburgers? Well, I guess you didn't notice that ground-up hamster that I put in your seed, now did you? ^-^ that's terrible! *ignores Toto because I am eating sunflower seeds and raw peanuts in shells*

OHHHHHHH! I like that song!

*narrows eyes and looks at Toto* If you fire at Mushroom_king, you are firing at me* *starts cooking hamburgers to feed to Toto before her trip back to Kansas*

I should have such power! Sorry, only HampsterKing has the power to do those kind of things. Well Horatio, could you give me moderator training? Only HampsterKing can authorize any one as moderators. I have zero authority here! Please post for six months consistently as this is the first requirement. You do not have to post a million posts per day, just get on everyday.

I should have such power! Sorry, only HampsterKing has the power to do those kind of things.

How fantastic!

*laughs hysterically at TGHL's antics* Okay Mushroom_king I have just secured a seat for TGHL on the next rocket. His mission will be to have a collision with a comet.

they buried him in cow poo. (The previous two posts were ebbil. So everyone else.... slept in the... (*hopes someone mentions cow poo... again.*) cow poo again.

Just keep posting for at least six months.

If you need to replace the water and add DriTail every day, please be diligent about this. Give him all the peanuts he wants. He will not overeat. Usually he will break open the shell and store the nuts somewhere. The goal here is to make him active so he wants to drink more water with the DriTail in it. Aye Horatio, you're good at this. Did you have hammies as a child as well? No. Hammies don't keep other hammies as pets. Pardon Me, Did Patricia? Patricia who? I rule this household!!! I know you do, but please ask that slave of yours if she did. Okay. "Yo slave... did you ever own hamsters when you were a kid?" "No." "Thanks, I will let TBFOF know." She said No. Slave owners do not say thanks to their slaves. Ooops.