Horatio

In your dreams.

Oh my! Your dream sounds more like a nightmare!!!

From the back room, the sound of a speeding hamster wheel is heard.

OMG, 5th graders watching MTV cribs is fine! There's nothing wrong with that show! Tell me what's wrong with that show! I watched that only once and I was not happy about the adult content. Deathly shocking, but I agree with her on this. There really is nothing wrong with that show. Maybe a curse here and there, but not that bad. Who knows, maybe Hoops saw an episode that had extra content. Also, I don't find it "fine" that there are some 10-year-olds and under extending their vocabulary with cuss words. Really. One time in elementary school I heard someone who appeared to be in 1st or 2nd grade say s***. I don't think it's fine. And in 1st grade, a person I knew whispered to me that, "the purple teletubbie is gay". Edit that if you wish, Horatio. When my cousin was in the 1st grade he got kicked off the bus for saying #### you to some kid on the bus. And his parents let him watch that junk. Exactly the point. Other than the parents and other various adults, where do kids get these words? Sheesh. Sadly, quite a few of the words and behavior are learned at home. Next on the list, is school.

If you had yelled at them, you probably would have heard more than you desired. And none of it nice.

I was singing that song the other day. ~.~ Which...I don't get it. "If you wanna be my lover, you have to get with my friends"..... "Make it last forever, friendship never eeeeeeends." x_x;;; I NEED CLEANSING! *saws own ears off* PURIFICATIOOOOOON! *wonders if - Kat - can hear* *stitches ears back on after washing them*

Wow! You're a great artist! Really? Thanks! I was nervous because after I saw my post the picture seemed to look worse to me than I did when I sent the post...then again, I guess I always get that feeling when submiting something Your art is always awesome. As is yours! Not always. Some of my art I find to be pretty bad. On that we disagree! If you look at my "fake advertisements" or whatever topic, look at the "big log" one. You were reading my mind... the "fake adverts" is one of my all time favorite topics!!!

Night, night Wolfie! Sleep tight!

Wow! You're a great artist! Really? Thanks! I was nervous because after I saw my post the picture seemed to look worse to me than I did when I sent the post...then again, I guess I always get that feeling when submiting something Your art is always awesome. As is yours! Not always. Some of my art I find to be pretty bad. On that we disagree!

A question. Oh-so-subtlely directed at you, HORATIO. No. But you will be very proud of me... I have joined the technological age and bought a digital camera!!! Now there is NO excuse!!! Hay, Horatio. That's what we need. Assuming I still have the picture. (leaves to rummage around in her computer; returns five minutes later) Wow, I do! Find me the hay! HORATIO!!! I'm looking for hay to take a picture of. Do you know how much hay is in Florida????????? Not much near Cape Canaveral!!! WHAT ABOUT ALFALFA? YOU DO GIVE YOUR HAMSTERS ALFALFA, DON'T YOU? OR HAY?! THAT IS WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR! Alfalfa... yes! I can take a picture of the alfalfa in their cages! Brilliant!!!

Its Scary to imagine her as a Moderater. Sry, But thre is no wbste URLs, Lnks, or thngs lyke tht. Thanx, Preppygirl. That is J-just SCARY..... I know. Really freaky. Maybe someone should tell HK that we don't find her fit to be a mod. Before anyone is considered to be a mod, they needs to post continuously for six months. They really needs to post for six months continually? Cool. Sounds like a good amount of time. But if she doesn't become a mod, da Horatio will still have lotsa work! By the way, the "they needs" part I found pretty funny. Somehow it sounds like something Arkcher would say when he's being funny. I cannot slip anything past you. That is the outcome when you try and edit yourself.

Wow! You're a great artist! Really? Thanks! I was nervous because after I saw my post the picture seemed to look worse to me than I did when I sent the post...then again, I guess I always get that feeling when submiting something Your art is always awesome. As is yours!

Wow! You're a great artist! Really? Thanks! I was nervous because after I saw my post the picture seemed to look worse to me than I did when I sent the post...then again, I guess I always get that feeling when submiting something I loved your pic! It is fantastic!!!

A question. Oh-so-subtlely directed at you, HORATIO. No. But you will be very proud of me... I have joined the technological age and bought a digital camera!!! Now there is NO excuse!!! Hay, Horatio. That's what we need. Assuming I still have the picture. (leaves to rummage around in her computer; returns five minutes later) Wow, I do! Find me the hay! HORATIO!!! I'm looking for hay to take a picture of. Do you know how much hay is in Florida????????? Not much near Cape Canaveral!!!

Why does the sun always rise in the East?

Stellar idea! You have just earned yourself The Platinum Moon Award!!!

*laughs with a devilish hee, hee, hee* *sees the UPS delivery guy sitting on the back of his truck with a cherry stain around his mouth* What?? Oh well, I'll have to make my own. *sits in...whatever the place is called where the jury sits and pulls out a book* *reads title on book, "The Wolf's Guide to Making Micicles, Squirrelcicles and All Other ___cicles at Home in Five Easy Steps"*

Welcome back. We have missed you. You better stay here!

YES! I love that one as well!!!!

The Richest Boy.... with two noses. And five tongues. , and he died. A tree grew... or The bugs came... (choose the one you like best)

Its Scary to imagine her as a Moderater. Sry, But thre is no wbste URLs, Lnks, or thngs lyke tht. Thanx, Preppygirl. That is J-just SCARY..... I know. Really freaky. Maybe someone should tell HK that we don't find her fit to be a mod. Before anyone is considered to be a mod, they needs to post continuously for six months.

Good night. I'm typing at 5:30... And I am modding at 06H30.

It is time for me to bid you all good night. I am going for a run in my wheel and munch some sunflower seeds and peanuts. See you tomorrow!

That one is my favorite. "Quoth the raven---nevermore!"

Yes. I would like to learn how to make pancakes. Can you teach me that? take a box of pancake mix. make the batter according to the instructions on back of said box. turn the stove onto medium high. Then pour the batter into little circles, (about 5 inches across, or whatever you want really.) When the edges start to bubble, flip the pancake with a spatula. Let it sit for 20- 30 seconds, then check to see if it is done by lifting the edge up. if it sticks, let it sit for a little more. if it is done, repeat the process if you want more. keep them warm in the oven set on its lowest setting, on a plate. now you got (a) pancake(s!) I took your advice and had the best pancakes ever this morning! Of course, the stove made my cage a little warm and I did not make the pancakes 5 inches across ( I am only four inches long!), but I really liked the trick about keeping the pancakes in the oven. You deserve the Black Bat Award for your help. And, by the way - Kat -, you can never have too much syrup!!!