Horatio

Oh, I am so sorry. The problem is you are NOT a politician, but someone who was realistic about the band situation. People do not want to elect someone who is serious and has a real plan. They want to elect someone who fills their head with pipe dreams and cow chips.

MK's parents love her very much. They just don't accept that she has limitations. Her clothes, home, and computer prove that they love her. Oh yeah, one more comment that'll really make me seem like a pain in the *insert donkey sound again*. If she is being constantly yelled at by her parents, then how does she get on the video games undisturbed? And how can you be overworked if you have time to go on here and play SSBM? Sorry. Being a *donkey sound here* again. For all we know, she is pestered when she tries to play SSBM or other video games. Okay. Then why does she play video games at all? If I was constantly told not to be playing them, my logic would be to stop if that occured. No offense everyone, but although I've been here so long, I would even quit HD completely. I'd just add a note saying my reasoning and that I'd probably visit once a year or so. But I've personally got it easy, so I wouldn't understand. I'm sorry... this is my final post in this topic as I am inquiring too much. Dr. Wolf, I thought this was preparation for your future! Will you extend your practice to hamsters?

Now I am!!!

barked up the... cherry micicle tree...

*looks around for the cage spycam* We must be listening to the same CD! *checks under chair for hamsters* ok, then it's your turn to post what song is playing.

That is because there are over ten quotes. what is up with this board and not working over 10? it messes up with more than ten quotes, and more than 10 smileys won't work. which is a pain when there is a long string of quotes with smileys. The number 10 is magic. For example, would you want eleven fingers or twelve toes? How about the old Dewey Decimal system. What if that was based on 13?

*borrows a couple of Claymore's from - Kat - and some hand grenades from Cheesemaster* REALLY?!?!? Might you want to rethink that statement? *calls in the B-52's to be on standby*

yeah, time for you to get more votes. It true. i think we can safely declare that Kat won. That's Wolfie's job.

of course! this is a topic that explains it all, the first post should do wonders for you. WHAT??? No click on the smiley? *is devastated*

What are you waiting for? You think I would let a little thing like an expiration date bother me? I believe you keeled me dead in another topic, so not to worry. *waits for Arkcher to pass the plate*

=Nuuu! don't leave us! ;_; We're really not doing anything of importance at the moment, anyway. >_>;;;= =Hm. Well, don't expect me to do much.= =You could always feed me! =

i have read that, it is a good book. Yep. Note to DL: Okay! okey dokey...mailing address please ((JUST KIDDING...)) *slips in my cage address* *plans on going to Horatio's cage while he's asleep to get book* *takes book to bank vault and places it in a safe deposit box for safe keeping* *wonders what the bank people think of a hamster storing a book in the bank* *wonders how Hoops can think so clearly so early in the morning* *hey, i still have the book, by the way...* *wonders if anyone had heard me* *sees that by ignoring Dog lover, she starts posting the same post twice*

i have read that, it is a good book. Yep. Note to DL: Okay! okey dokey...mailing address please ((JUST KIDDING...)) *slips in my cage address* *plans on going to Horatio's cage while he's asleep to get book* *takes book to bank vault and places it in a safe deposit box for safe keeping* *wonders what the bank people think of a hamster storing a book in the bank* *wonders how Hoops can think so clearly so early in the morning* *hey, i still have the book, by the way...* *wonders if anyone had heard me* *sees Dog lover is totally distracted, grabs book and heads for bank*

That is because there are over ten quotes.

, well, I don't know how to type it with out that curse word, so BOAR, but just change the B to an H..HOAR, AAAAAAA, SHE, OH HOARAASHEOH Just a thought... hoar is a word. Have you ever heard of a hoar frost? How about hoary, hoarier, hoariest, hoariness? 1. gray or white with or as if with age 2. extremely old Nuhhh. Nope. Never heard of it. So anyway, who was right. If anyone.. It depends... who has birthday cake?

You and I are the guilty party!

Absolutely! Cheesemaster is the HampsterDance Greeter and he should be by to help you with everything you need to know. In the meantime, my name is Horatio and I am a three and one-half year old, blonde, male hamster who flies jet planes and eats birthday cake as my favorite food.

, well, I don't know how to type it with out that curse word, so BOAR, but just change the B to an H..HOAR, AAAAAAA, SHE, OH HOARAASHEOH Just a thought... hoar is a word. Have you ever heard of a hoar frost? How about hoary, hoarier, hoariest, hoariness? 1. gray or white with or as if with age 2. extremely old

*looks around for the cage spycam* We must be listening to the same CD!

Horatio is MALE!!!!!!!!!! "hah!" i will tell CAS in a minute...ok shes here now... CAS: horatio the hampster or horatio the person? DL: horatio is a hammie CAS: but is the person who uses the username horatio a male or female, TBFOF told me once female...get back to DL on that, she'll tell me... DL: horatio is a hampster who posts on HD with his computer in his cage or next to it...cant remember...right??? CAS: oh well....i'll talk later...im kinda tired now *fakes a yawn* lets go DL....i have to get back to talking to a D-MAN and i have to annoy him...*cannot reveal identity of D-MAN* DL: ok whatever....accoriding to rachel (CAS) our social status is "whatevers"...whatever...bye I, Horatio, am a blonde, male hamster with a Mac laptop in my cage. I also have a coffee machine and all the amenities of a human house. I go to the airport, fly jet planes and enjoy eating birthday cake. So, this should put an end to this discussion. How do you fit a laptop in your cage? Apple has made much smaller, specially designed Macs for hamsters. You should see it, quite nice. Plus, you should see my cages. There are three cages, a revolving restaurant, out post, lookout, space station triangular sleeping quarters, a variety of tubes and other areas for exploring, entertaining and just hanging out. It takes up an entire 12 foot dining room table. Do the hamsters have their own personal room or something? Silly wolf... of course we do. We run the house! you just earned a cheesey award. does it seriously take up a 12 foot dining table? Seriously, YES! It must be the engineer in my hamster blood. that is crazy! i want to make one like that! Before you do, let me know and I will FedEx you all the parts. I have lots and lots of extra tubing, cages, houses, etc. First, i need a "hampsta!" Not a problem... I have lots and lots of friends!

that is a cool lichen/shroomy thing! Thanks! I kind of liked it myself! understandable. Did you click on it to make it BIG??? It really looks cool then! I took about 20 pics of this lichen. of course i did, why wouldn't I? but 20 pictures? can anybody say overkill? As you know, hamsters do not have the best eyesight. Soooooooo, now that I have joined the digital age, I can take a zillion pics, put them on the computer and pick the two or three or five, I like best and discard the rest. I want to take some and play with the color, sort of Andy Warhol like. oh, playing with color is fun. so is playing with fire. I will let you play with the fire. My tender little paws don't want to get burnt! By the way... wait until the Jill in your sig sees the million pics I took of moldy Jack! that will take a while, looking at a million pics. and it would get really boring if they were all of the same thing. poor jill. Well, seeing as how she is down in Monterrey with Jack... they will have plenty of time to look at pics. LOL Yay for plays on words! *takes a bow* *hands arrows* *views a bullseye target on Cheesemaster's chest* *chucks bullseye onto horatio's face* now ya can't see. *eats bullseye* Hhmmmm, tasty... birthday cake! My favorite! LOL

Whoa....... I messed up. Get a girl! NO boys! Unless you want a million babies, please get a girl. But, if you spend time with Spider, she will not be so lonely. Let her play in the ball and keep an eye on her. They dehydrate fairly rapidly, so after a bit, put her back in her cage so she can get some water and then you can give her more ball time. One more thing, it is a really good idea to not wake her up and place her in the ball without giving her time to go to the bathroom first. If you do not have time for her, then, get her a female playmate. The same sex hammies, get along well.

You do not need to get a replacement if you put Spider in the ball or interact with him. If you do get him a pal... get a baby. And please... please... please... make sure it is a boy! Petsmart usually only carries one sex and they will tell you which one it is on the telephone.

Horatio is MALE!!!!!!!!!! "hah!" i will tell CAS in a minute...ok shes here now... CAS: horatio the hampster or horatio the person? DL: horatio is a hammie CAS: but is the person who uses the username horatio a male or female, TBFOF told me once female...get back to DL on that, she'll tell me... DL: horatio is a hampster who posts on HD with his computer in his cage or next to it...cant remember...right??? CAS: oh well....i'll talk later...im kinda tired now *fakes a yawn* lets go DL....i have to get back to talking to a D-MAN and i have to annoy him...*cannot reveal identity of D-MAN* DL: ok whatever....accoriding to rachel (CAS) our social status is "whatevers"...whatever...bye I, Horatio, am a blonde, male hamster with a Mac laptop in my cage. I also have a coffee machine and all the amenities of a human house. I go to the airport, fly jet planes and enjoy eating birthday cake. So, this should put an end to this discussion. How do you fit a laptop in your cage? Apple has made much smaller, specially designed Macs for hamsters. You should see it, quite nice. Plus, you should see my cages. There are three cages, a revolving restaurant, out post, lookout, space station triangular sleeping quarters, a variety of tubes and other areas for exploring, entertaining and just hanging out. It takes up an entire 12 foot dining room table. Do the hamsters have their own personal room or something? Silly wolf... of course we do. We run the house! you just earned a cheesey award. does it seriously take up a 12 foot dining table? Seriously, YES! It must be the engineer in my hamster blood. that is crazy! i want to make one like that! Before you do, let me know and I will FedEx you all the parts. I have lots and lots of extra tubing, cages, houses, etc.

i have read that, it is a good book. Yep. Note to DL: Okay! okey dokey...mailing address please ((JUST KIDDING...)) *slips in my cage address* *plans on going to Horatio's cage while he's asleep to get book* *takes book to bank vault and places it in a safe deposit box for safe keeping* *wonders what the bank people think of a hamster storing a book in the bank* *wonders how Hoops can think so clearly so early in the morning* That's the only part of the day that I'm fully awake! What happened to your other three heads, Horatio? They have already gone to bed. You forget, I am nocturnal!