Horatio

I really don't like when these advert actors think shouting will make your buy their product. It makes me never want to buy their product.

A good example of this catagory is "LOLA" yep, you heard it right. {exerpt deleted to protect impressionable young minds- *~.(lexx's alter ego)} *wants to hear it anyway* I think it's by the Kinks, find your local classic rock station, and give them a call. they might be able to throw it on for you. LOLA by The Kinks is correct. Erm...Lola ia a man?... I am not touching this one. Or my wonderful typo. *heads away from computer to get more calamine lotion*

Absolutely I will share! At the moment I suggest you depart the area. Cheesemaster has just handed Arkcher a hand grenade with the pin pulled. *lightbulb comes on in brain* Hey, please grab Arkcher's cupcakes as you depart the area!!! okay. *grabs all cupcakes* Muahahaha they are all mine. >:^D -stuffed the grenade in one of the cupcakes- >D Now nobody shall have some! *chucks cupcake mush at Arkcher* Meanie! ;_; *uses mad ninja skillz to help MW make more that are GRENADE/EXPLOSIVE/ANYTING BUT BEING EATEN PROOF* XP *jumps, opens mouth really, really wide, intercepts cupcake mush complete with icing, and lands back on my feet with pouches bulging, happy* Itching yourself all the while, right? But of course! The itching is non-stop!!!!!!! By the way... aloe didn't work. And yes, some people do eat and drink it. The next time you are in a health food store... ask. And yes, it is really, really vile. I tried it and washing my mouth out with soap would have been a better alternative.

A good example of this catagory is "LOLA" yep, you heard it right. {exerpt deleted to protect impressionable young minds- *~.(lexx's alter ego)} *wants to hear it anyway* I think it's by the Kinks, find your local classic rock station, and give them a call. they might be able to throw it on for you. LOLA by The Kinks is correct. Erm...Lola ia a man?... I am not touching this one.

*looks around for the cage spycam* We must be listening to the same CD! *checks under chair for hamsters* ok, then it's your turn to post what song is playing. Very creative, Horatio, bravo. actually, I found and unplugged the spy microphone he had hidden in my desk. Hummph! *creates an undetectable bugging device for Lexxscrapham's house, dresses in stealth clothing, installs three totally hidden spy cams* Sorta like the ones I have in your house! ...I said nothing. >_> [/color] WHAT ?!? *calls in the H.B.I. and the H.I.A. to debug my cage* *uses mad ninja skillz to follow them around and re-bug* *sets out a giant basket of fresh catnip, enough for a cat army, and sidetracks Kat from her mission*

WOW!!! I am really proud of you. You did such a great job!

Absolutely I will share! At the moment I suggest you depart the area. Cheesemaster has just handed Arkcher a hand grenade with the pin pulled. *lightbulb comes on in brain* Hey, please grab Arkcher's cupcakes as you depart the area!!! okay. *grabs all cupcakes* Muahahaha they are all mine. >:^D -stuffed the grenade in one of the cupcakes- >D Now nobody shall have some! *chucks cupcake mush at Arkcher* Meanie! ;_; *uses mad ninja skillz to help MW make more that are GRENADE/EXPLOSIVE/ANYTING BUT BEING EATEN PROOF* XP *jumps, opens mouth really, really wide, intercepts cupcake mush complete with icing, and lands back on my feet with pouches bulging, happy*

***dies and falls to the floor*** sorry, but my mom is the librarian at my school's library (and that is also where i am at the moment...) and i spend like all my time here...you could say your school library is dumb (unless by some freakish chance you go to my school) but please..think of people like me before u say something like that... I dunno, but last time they tried to test mine, it was off the scale. are you getting excused from finding new words in english class texts yet MW? that was kind of fun, so was sitting back in the hall at the end of lunch reading Moby Dick. of course, a teacher had to come and wreck my fun by telling the jocks "white whale" wasn't a euphemism. i havent been tested, but it would probably be very high considering i read about 90% of the time.. (ok maybe im exaggerating a little, but not much...) Reading and the appreciation of the written word, is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. If you can read you can learn, gain knowledge and accomplish anything.

Toto! Your post is spectacular!!! You just earned yourself The Platinum Moon Award!!!!!!!!!!! and a cheesey award to go with it! -le gasp- I cannot take those. Even though it's a very nice gesture and all...I took it from a friend who actually made it. So she should get the award. :-D okay then, give them to her! LOL LOL LOL That was a great response!!!

Aloe Vera works. o_o; You could also use a fingernail of sorts and stab at the itchy place rather than scratching, it works for me. >.>;; Dig a fingernail into an itchy spot till the pain overcomes any itchiness. Then it feels fine for a while. Tried that. Have you seen a hammie's nails? I put one of those sharp little talons on the itchy spot, the blister broke and the liquid inside the bump now spread all over the place and now I have more bumps in the spot where I started out with one. Aloe vera??????? I will cut a few of my plants now. Do I need to eat the gel or put it straight on the bumps? (And don't say eat it.... that is some very vile gel)

A good example of this catagory is "LOLA" yep, you heard it right. {exerpt deleted to protect impressionable young minds- *~.(lexx's alter ego)} *wants to hear it anyway* I think it's by the Kinks, find your local classic rock station, and give them a call. they might be able to throw it on for you. LOLA by The Kinks is correct.

Why does poison ivy itch? How can you stop it from itching without taking drugs from the doctor? And no... calamine lotion, tech nu, bandaid itch lotion, caladryl, excema itch lotion and all those other products DO NOT WORK !!!

Dear Climber4145, Two questions please... .....1. Why do you think I am dumb? .....2. Why do you hate me? Thank you for your reply. Horatio It's because climber is a moron and wouldn't know a good person if the person hit her in the face. I mean gave her a million moneys, chocolates and complimented her. Really. *shifty eyes* I nearly accidentally reversed the 't' and 'f' so now I'm cracking up. You need not worry your Climbing friend has been taken care of... she/he/it had a mental breakdown while climbing a mountain to locate a rumoured Phoenix nest.... Yes.... I can always count on you TGHL!!! And in the words of the Bartel and James advert guys... "Thank you for your support!"

and the hydrogen... bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes...

Leeeeeeeeeeeeee! Get over here, NOW! I need to take a calamine bath, but will not move from the computer until you talk to me!

What? Where are you going? Why? Of course we will pray for you, but you are our friend. We love you Lee! You are never a burden. What is going on? *is so confused*

Toto! Your post is spectacular!!! You just earned yourself The Platinum Moon Award!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I am. I do know that hamsters have extremely bad eyesight, and sometimes there are things that scare them, but I have been unable to find an answer as no one is able to determine the reason for your hammie's actions. As far as your hammie not going into his house, there is nothing you can do to make him go into the spot where you want him to go. He will pick that. I have one hammie, that makes two or three houses her home and I can never figure which one she will pick. Regarding the attacking part, I would get a ball and begin by placing the ball to your hammie's door and let the hammie get used to going from his cage to the ball and then put the ball up to the cage door and let him go back into his cage without your help. It took one of my hamsters about three weeks to finally decide I was not going to hurt her. Begin by trying this and I will keep researching the problem. thanks. the only thing is, she gave birth three days ago. i have a friend with a male hammie and we left them together for an hour. is that it?? If your hamster just gave birth, LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!! She is protecting her young. Put her food in the cage and leave her alone. Put the cage in a place where it us relatively dark and very little noise and people. She needs her space to take care of her babies. On another note, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER put two hammies together (male and female) unless your intent is to have babies. You will need to make arrangements to find someone to take these hamsters when they reach three to four weeks. If you do not, you will end up with one millions hamsters and as they get older they will fight. Call the pet shops and let them know the hammies are only three days old. They might take care of the mother and her babies while you are on holiday and then keep the babies. Good luck. You cannot wait until you get back. Try to find a pet store that will take them now or agree to take them when you return. If they agree to take the hammies when you return then your brother can feed and water them while you are on holiday. But you will need to tell your brother to leave the hammies alone and not play with them for a couple of weeks. kk. my hammie(s) stayed at the friend's house, but i showed her this post, so she made sure they stayed far away. now i am back, the babies are about 3-4 weeks old. are they old enough to give to the pet shop now?? if not, how long do i keep them for?? she is still very protective over them, and not very friendly.we put her pack where she was before, and it is quite dark, cool and shady. we leave her alone and my little brother is surprisingly being very good. he has not disturbed them once or tried to play with they babies How many babies did the mother have? Four to six weeks is a good time depending on how many babies she has had. This is a very important question. Are the ears of the hammie's lying back against the hammie's body or standing up. If the ears have not yet come up, you should not give the hammie's up. Next, telephone the different pet stores until you find one that will take the babies. Do not take the babies out into the car and search for a pet store. This would be too hard on the mother and babies. When you find a pet store that will take the babies, once they reach another couple of weeks, then pack them up and drop them off there. If you are not sure, then tell the pet store they are the younger of the two. So say they are 3 weeks even if they are 4. Some pet stores take babies way too young. They can't tell the difference. Another thing, is to ask if the pet store sexes the babies. This will keep the babies from having babies. sahe had 5 babies. we have found a pet store. he says to bring them when they are 5 months old. is that too long ?? for many reasons?? Five months is way too old. The latest I would wait is 2 1/2 to 3 months and that is waiting quite a long time. Quite a bit depends on how big the babies get and how fast they reach their size. With only five babies, they will grow faster then a litter of eleven. Please give me the date you think they were born, to the best of your recollection. This way I will be better able to help you. Let me know when the hammie's ears pop up. I can help you with the time when it is most appropriate to bring the babies to the pet store. IMPORTANT QUESTION: Does this pet store sex their hammies? My question is, does the pet store separate the males and the females. If they do not, there will be pregnant baby females if they stay together too long. If they do not separate the males and the females, I would start looking for another pet store. My guess is that your pet store wants the hammies about five weeks, not months. Please do call back and check. THEY MUST HAVE BEEN born around the 24th or 25th of july. their ears have not popped up yet they meant five months but we did find one that stored them in seperate places, and take in babies as young as 1 and a half months The pet store that separates the sexes is the place to go. Two months is a good age and not older than three months. Please let me know when the ears pop up. Usually the ears pop up by three to four weeks, so perhaps your hammies were born a bit later in July, could that be? they were born near the ver end, and their ears have poped up now Excellent!!! so can i give them to the pet shop now?? The 25th of September would be the earliest. Please take a pic for me first. i am getting them up and onto the computer. did you get the email with all the pics of my cousin and that?? you never replied. only with a chain letter I thought I sent you a reply saying how beautiful your cousin was?!?!?

O my Gosh1 Its me from way back on the old boards! I was sweet_lollipop! I almowst forgot! I didn't forget! I liked that name! Now i remember all the old emoticons and avatars and stuff! i miss them.... The old avatars will be back. As for the old emoticons, I liked them so much better than these. I do not believe those will be back.. One of my favorites was the one that was eating!

I love it! You get The Platinum Moon Award for this artwork!!!

I didn't know a fox had curly hair!

Dear Climber4145, Two questions please... .....1. Why do you think I am dumb? .....2. Why do you hate me? Thank you for your reply. Horatio It's because climber is a moron and wouldn't know a good person if the person hit her in the face. I mean gave her a million moneys, chocolates and complimented her. Really. *shifty eyes* I nearly accidentally reversed the 't' and 'f' so now I'm cracking up. LOL *reverses the 't' and the 'f' and hands Mega Wolf The Gold Star Award* Now that would have been someeeee typo!

I am not sure if HampsterKing has that capability. I will ask and let you know.

eew, sounds nasty, where is it? Everywhere... and I do mean everywhere!!!!!!!!! nasty. Worse than nasty! you know, if i were a mod you could take a break and get that rash taken care of. WHAT?!?!? You aren't moderating? You have my computer and all my passwords!!!!

Yes, I am. I do know that hamsters have extremely bad eyesight, and sometimes there are things that scare them, but I have been unable to find an answer as no one is able to determine the reason for your hammie's actions. As far as your hammie not going into his house, there is nothing you can do to make him go into the spot where you want him to go. He will pick that. I have one hammie, that makes two or three houses her home and I can never figure which one she will pick. Regarding the attacking part, I would get a ball and begin by placing the ball to your hammie's door and let the hammie get used to going from his cage to the ball and then put the ball up to the cage door and let him go back into his cage without your help. It took one of my hamsters about three weeks to finally decide I was not going to hurt her. Begin by trying this and I will keep researching the problem. thanks. the only thing is, she gave birth three days ago. i have a friend with a male hammie and we left them together for an hour. is that it?? If your hamster just gave birth, LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!! She is protecting her young. Put her food in the cage and leave her alone. Put the cage in a place where it us relatively dark and very little noise and people. She needs her space to take care of her babies. On another note, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER put two hammies together (male and female) unless your intent is to have babies. You will need to make arrangements to find someone to take these hamsters when they reach three to four weeks. If you do not, you will end up with one millions hamsters and as they get older they will fight. Call the pet shops and let them know the hammies are only three days old. They might take care of the mother and her babies while you are on holiday and then keep the babies. Good luck. You cannot wait until you get back. Try to find a pet store that will take them now or agree to take them when you return. If they agree to take the hammies when you return then your brother can feed and water them while you are on holiday. But you will need to tell your brother to leave the hammies alone and not play with them for a couple of weeks. kk. my hammie(s) stayed at the friend's house, but i showed her this post, so she made sure they stayed far away. now i am back, the babies are about 3-4 weeks old. are they old enough to give to the pet shop now?? if not, how long do i keep them for?? she is still very protective over them, and not very friendly.we put her pack where she was before, and it is quite dark, cool and shady. we leave her alone and my little brother is surprisingly being very good. he has not disturbed them once or tried to play with they babies How many babies did the mother have? Four to six weeks is a good time depending on how many babies she has had. This is a very important question. Are the ears of the hammie's lying back against the hammie's body or standing up. If the ears have not yet come up, you should not give the hammie's up. Next, telephone the different pet stores until you find one that will take the babies. Do not take the babies out into the car and search for a pet store. This would be too hard on the mother and babies. When you find a pet store that will take the babies, once they reach another couple of weeks, then pack them up and drop them off there. If you are not sure, then tell the pet store they are the younger of the two. So say they are 3 weeks even if they are 4. Some pet stores take babies way too young. They can't tell the difference. Another thing, is to ask if the pet store sexes the babies. This will keep the babies from having babies. sahe had 5 babies. we have found a pet store. he says to bring them when they are 5 months old. is that too long ?? for many reasons?? Five months is way too old. The latest I would wait is 2 1/2 to 3 months and that is waiting quite a long time. Quite a bit depends on how big the babies get and how fast they reach their size. With only five babies, they will grow faster then a litter of eleven. Please give me the date you think they were born, to the best of your recollection. This way I will be better able to help you. Let me know when the hammie's ears pop up. I can help you with the time when it is most appropriate to bring the babies to the pet store. IMPORTANT QUESTION: Does this pet store sex their hammies? My question is, does the pet store separate the males and the females. If they do not, there will be pregnant baby females if they stay together too long. If they do not separate the males and the females, I would start looking for another pet store. My guess is that your pet store wants the hammies about five weeks, not months. Please do call back and check. THEY MUST HAVE BEEN born around the 24th or 25th of july. their ears have not popped up yet they meant five months but we did find one that stored them in seperate places, and take in babies as young as 1 and a half months The pet store that separates the sexes is the place to go. Two months is a good age and not older than three months. Please let me know when the ears pop up. Usually the ears pop up by three to four weeks, so perhaps your hammies were born a bit later in July, could that be? they were born near the ver end, and their ears have poped up now Excellent!!! so can i give them to the pet shop now?? The 25th of September would be the earliest. Please take a pic for me first.