Horatio

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? I can't resist. I have to answer the questions. 1. Yes. 2. Sword. It states for use in close combat, where a gun would not be as effective. And if you're really good with the sword, you can parry to bullets anyway. Fish and smelly and I dun wanna touch them. 3. Any way that is direct and doesn't leave them time to make a cunning plan and escape. I would also not tell them my evil plan, no matter how sure I am that they are trapped, not leave the room, and not carry on without being ABSOLUTELY sure that they're really dead. 4. Must it be a Tiki torch? What about something else, like a rock? Please note that this would also be a decoy, because if they take out the sentry, I will be on the other side of the hidden door. Waiting. 5. Yes. 6. That depends. How much plumage does it have? 'Cause if it doesn't have enough plumage, then what's the point? Hmmm... I think everyone is going to need some evil basics classes from what I can see. Ok, the tests are now disbanded. All those who wish to continue their evil education return on... the... when did I say... 2nd of January! Anyone who turns up drunk will be banned from all evil related classes, even lowly minion ones and be dispelled to the goody-too-shoes sidekick school across teh street! *goes to window and peeks from behind the curtains to see Horatio leering out of the window with a pair of binoculars* Oh! Oh! Can I be your evil Teacher's Aide? Of course my good lady! YOu can assist me in my practical demonstrations using this creature I caught in my flat in Hong Kong. *rolls Horatio out* I hope that teaches you not to raid my flat and plant anthropods in it! *sees Horatio roll into a ball, spring up and scurry into his waiting jet* Bye-bye! You saw yourself? Do you have like, RPG-vision or something? XD You never let me get away with anything!

What..... no picture????????

Haven't you ever watched Goldfinger? *implements Operation Grand Slam, WITHOUT any changing of knockout gas canisters* *hops in airplane, loaded with missiles, shoots TGHL's minions and protects all the gold and money in Fort Knox* *after arriving back at the home base, has a frothy root beer to celebrate* *meanwhile the Mole, stolen from Thunderbirds, has knicked off with everything in Fort Knox leaving only a small tray of cinesra and edinayc milk chocolates* *sprays Goldfinger gas over TGHL*

Haven't you ever watched Goldfinger? *implements Operation Grand Slam, WITHOUT any changing of knockout gas canisters* *hops in airplane, loaded with missiles, shoots TGHL's minions and protects all the gold and money in Fort Knox* *after arriving back at the home base, has a frothy root beer to celebrate* *steals said root beer* *Puts Root Beer in Meat Grinder* *makes root beer at home, gets more*

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? I can't resist. I have to answer the questions. 1. Yes. 2. Sword. It states for use in close combat, where a gun would not be as effective. And if you're really good with the sword, you can parry to bullets anyway. Fish and smelly and I dun wanna touch them. 3. Any way that is direct and doesn't leave them time to make a cunning plan and escape. I would also not tell them my evil plan, no matter how sure I am that they are trapped, not leave the room, and not carry on without being ABSOLUTELY sure that they're really dead. 4. Must it be a Tiki torch? What about something else, like a rock? Please note that this would also be a decoy, because if they take out the sentry, I will be on the other side of the hidden door. Waiting. 5. Yes. 6. That depends. How much plumage does it have? 'Cause if it doesn't have enough plumage, then what's the point? Hmmm... I think everyone is going to need some evil basics classes from what I can see. Ok, the tests are now disbanded. All those who wish to continue their evil education return on... the... when did I say... 2nd of January! Anyone who turns up drunk will be banned from all evil related classes, even lowly minion ones and be dispelled to the goody-too-shoes sidekick school across teh street! *goes to window and peeks from behind the curtains to see Horatio leering out of the window with a pair of binoculars* Oh! Oh! Can I be your evil Teacher's Aide? Of course my good lady! YOu can assist me in my practical demonstrations using this creature I caught in my flat in Hong Kong. *rolls Horatio out* I hope that teaches you not to raid my flat and plant anthropods in it! *sees Horatio roll into a ball, spring up and scurry into his waiting jet* Bye-bye!

[so am I, now please continue my role play!] There back delivery door opened. Walking in backwards with three large boxes on his hand truck, the FedEx guy removed the boxes, scanned the tags and then looked for someone to sign. "Can somebody get that?" Setsuna asked. "I've got to make a few orders." White Kirby walked over and signed them for Setstuna. "What did we get?" Setsuna asked as she fliped the burgers. *Horatio watched as the boxes were opened revealing new uniforms for everyone. Except, these were not uniforms to wear while working, these were team uniforms for the competition*

*TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL*

*posts* Thank you!

Umm... I think we should have a whole topic for people to sign up, the committee members are currently the only ones, so we need to have a topic for normal non-committee sign-ups. That way we don't waste our time with people who don't want to play. Just let me know. I am ready.

Haven't you ever watched Goldfinger? *implements Operation Grand Slam, WITHOUT any changing of knockout gas canisters* *hops in airplane, loaded with missiles, shoots TGHL's minions and protects all the gold and money in Fort Knox* *after arriving back at the home base, has a frothy root beer to celebrate*

The Judge Action Figure 50.00H$ This action Figure Has movable legs and unlike other action figures His arms arnt movable because poor worm doesnt have any. Horatio Hand-stiched Plushie. 70.00H$. Awwww with those big button eyes and the soft cotten-filled fabric making it feel older than it is You HAVE to take this home with you. P.S. I am updating the prices. Plus we need more employees. So when can we start shopping? I would like to purchase the Horatio couch and some Horatio Plushies. You can Start shopping now! How many Plushies will that be? King of the Chipmunks Plushie set. 50.00H$ This cute plushie has a Button in its hand when you press ot it makes sound! Comes with a Plushie Menorah. Oooooooh I want that! I think you should get one! Does he have enough cash to order it? Let's see. Number of posts times ten... Actually, we haven't decided the cash per post yet... What are you waiting for????? Um... I don't know. Maybe some ideas... *goes back to printing money* Wait, I was digging around, MK is right, but money distribution hasn't started yet, Horatio! Someone has to stockpile the printed money for the day dustribution begins. I couldn't think of a better person... moi. *goes back to printing money* STOP THAT HAMSTER! Printing additional monies could lead to hyper-inflation and we don't want a repeat of Nazi foothold gaining in here! *mob of crack Kat-trained ninjas burst in to destroy the money* *money was FedExed to Fort Knox* Why Fort Knox? Because I like the name.

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? I can't resist. I have to answer the questions. 1. Yes. 2. Sword. It states for use in close combat, where a gun would not be as effective. And if you're really good with the sword, you can parry to bullets anyway. Fish and smelly and I dun wanna touch them. 3. Any way that is direct and doesn't leave them time to make a cunning plan and escape. I would also not tell them my evil plan, no matter how sure I am that they are trapped, not leave the room, and not carry on without being ABSOLUTELY sure that they're really dead. 4. Must it be a Tiki torch? What about something else, like a rock? Please note that this would also be a decoy, because if they take out the sentry, I will be on the other side of the hidden door. Waiting. 5. Yes. 6. That depends. How much plumage does it have? 'Cause if it doesn't have enough plumage, then what's the point? Hmmm... I think everyone is going to need some evil basics classes from what I can see. Ok, the tests are now disbanded. All those who wish to continue their evil education return on... the... when did I say... 2nd of January! Anyone who turns up drunk will be banned from all evil related classes, even lowly minion ones and be dispelled to the goody-too-shoes sidekick school across teh street! *goes to window and peeks from behind the curtains to see Horatio leering out of the window with a pair of binoculars* *takes notes on the observations, sees TGHK peeking out from behind the curtain, hides* *waits until everyone has left TGHL's place, bugs flat* TYPO! HORATIO DID A TYPO! Ahem. Anyway, it isn't a flat, but in fact a high class acadamy taking up the entire building and several storys below ground level! No, I have bugged your flat.

*TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right*

*falls asleep waiting for people to post*

And the typo vulture Horatio sweeps lower and lower circling its prey, ready and waiting to strike when Kat the typo ninja flies out and delivers a trademark typo notice.... *backflips over to TBFOF, jumps over him, placing a Typo Award on his head in the proces, then flips away again into the shadows* *wonders if it is the pin tac or rubber bands on the braces inducing the flips* Are we talking about the fixation of the typo notice or are you suggesting that Kat uses rubber bands in a sort of Hollywood-style harness to perform her dazzling ninjitsu moves? The latter.

The Judge Action Figure 50.00H$ This action Figure Has movable legs and unlike other action figures His arms arnt movable because poor worm doesnt have any. Horatio Hand-stiched Plushie. 70.00H$. Awwww with those big button eyes and the soft cotten-filled fabric making it feel older than it is You HAVE to take this home with you. P.S. I am updating the prices. Plus we need more employees. So when can we start shopping? I would like to purchase the Horatio couch and some Horatio Plushies. You can Start shopping now! How many Plushies will that be? King of the Chipmunks Plushie set. 50.00H$ This cute plushie has a Button in its hand when you press ot it makes sound! Comes with a Plushie Menorah. Oooooooh I want that! I think you should get one! Does he have enough cash to order it? Let's see. Number of posts times ten... Actually, we haven't decided the cash per post yet... What are you waiting for????? Um... I don't know. Maybe some ideas... *goes back to printing money* Wait, I was digging around, MK is right, but money distribution hasn't started yet, Horatio! Someone has to stockpile the printed money for the day dustribution begins. I couldn't think of a better person... moi. *goes back to printing money* STOP THAT HAMSTER! Printing additional monies could lead to hyper-inflation and we don't want a repeat of Nazi foothold gaining in here! *mob of crack Kat-trained ninjas burst in to destroy the money* *money was FedExed to Fort Knox*

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? I can't resist. I have to answer the questions. 1. Yes. 2. Sword. It states for use in close combat, where a gun would not be as effective. And if you're really good with the sword, you can parry to bullets anyway. Fish and smelly and I dun wanna touch them. 3. Any way that is direct and doesn't leave them time to make a cunning plan and escape. I would also not tell them my evil plan, no matter how sure I am that they are trapped, not leave the room, and not carry on without being ABSOLUTELY sure that they're really dead. 4. Must it be a Tiki torch? What about something else, like a rock? Please note that this would also be a decoy, because if they take out the sentry, I will be on the other side of the hidden door. Waiting. 5. Yes. 6. That depends. How much plumage does it have? 'Cause if it doesn't have enough plumage, then what's the point? Hmmm... I think everyone is going to need some evil basics classes from what I can see. Ok, the tests are now disbanded. All those who wish to continue their evil education return on... the... when did I say... 2nd of January! Anyone who turns up drunk will be banned from all evil related classes, even lowly minion ones and be dispelled to the goody-too-shoes sidekick school across teh street! *goes to window and peeks from behind the curtains to see Horatio leering out of the window with a pair of binoculars* *takes notes on the observations, sees TGHK peeking out from behind the curtain, hides* *waits until everyone has left TGHL's place, bugs flat*

*TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed*

And the typo vulture Horatio sweeps lower and lower circling its prey, ready and waiting to strike when Kat the typo ninja flies out and delivers a trademark typo notice.... *backflips over to TBFOF, jumps over him, placing a Typo Award on his head in the proces, then flips away again into the shadows* *wonders if it is the pin tac or rubber bands on the braces inducing the flips*

Dr. Wolf... I need your help on the poster list. I need you to look at the list and tell me which people to delete as it is about 200 posters long. How would you like to do this?

*fell asleep reading all the rules* :closedeyes:

The Judge Action Figure 50.00H$ This action Figure Has movable legs and unlike other action figures His arms arnt movable because poor worm doesnt have any. Horatio Hand-stiched Plushie. 70.00H$. Awwww with those big button eyes and the soft cotten-filled fabric making it feel older than it is You HAVE to take this home with you. P.S. I am updating the prices. Plus we need more employees. So when can we start shopping? I would like to purchase the Horatio couch and some Horatio Plushies. You can Start shopping now! How many Plushies will that be? King of the Chipmunks Plushie set. 50.00H$ This cute plushie has a Button in its hand when you press ot it makes sound! Comes with a Plushie Menorah. Oooooooh I want that! I think you should get one! Does he have enough cash to order it? Let's see. Number of posts times ten... Actually, we haven't decided the cash per post yet... What are you waiting for????? Um... I don't know. Maybe some ideas... *goes back to printing money* Wait, I was digging around, MK is right, but money distribution hasn't started yet, Horatio! Someone has to stockpile the printed money for the day dustribution begins. I couldn't think of a better person... moi. *goes back to printing money*

The Judge Action Figure 50.00H$ This action Figure Has movable legs and unlike other action figures His arms arnt movable because poor worm doesnt have any. Horatio Hand-stiched Plushie. 70.00H$. Awwww with those big button eyes and the soft cotten-filled fabric making it feel older than it is You HAVE to take this home with you. P.S. I am updating the prices. Plus we need more employees. So when can we start shopping? I would like to purchase the Horatio couch and some Horatio Plushies. You can Start shopping now! How many Plushies will that be? King of the Chipmunks Plushie set. 50.00H$ This cute plushie has a Button in its hand when you press ot it makes sound! Comes with a Plushie Menorah. Oooooooh I want that! I think you should get one! Does he have enough cash to order it? Let's see. Number of posts times ten... Actually, we haven't decided the cash per post yet... What are you waiting for????? Um... I don't know. Maybe some ideas... *goes back to printing money*

The Judge Action Figure 50.00H$ This action Figure Has movable legs and unlike other action figures His arms arnt movable because poor worm doesnt have any. Horatio Hand-stiched Plushie. 70.00H$. Awwww with those big button eyes and the soft cotten-filled fabric making it feel older than it is You HAVE to take this home with you. P.S. I am updating the prices. Plus we need more employees. So when can we start shopping? I would like to purchase the Horatio couch and some Horatio Plushies. You can Start shopping now! How many Plushies will that be? King of the Chipmunks Plushie set. 50.00H$ This cute plushie has a Button in its hand when you press ot it makes sound! Comes with a Plushie Menorah. Oooooooh I want that! I think you should get one! Does he have enough cash to order it? Let's see. Number of posts times ten... Actually, we haven't decided the cash per post yet... What are you waiting for?????

And the typo vulture Horatio sweeps lower and lower circling its prey, ready and waiting to strike when Kat the typo ninja flies out and delivers a trademark typo notice.... *blindfolds TGHL so I can be first to the typos* *wonders how I missed that one*