Horatio

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? I can't resist. I have to answer the questions. 1. Yes. 2. Sword. It states for use in close combat, where a gun would not be as effective. And if you're really good with the sword, you can parry to bullets anyway. Fish and smelly and I dun wanna touch them. 3. Any way that is direct and doesn't leave them time to make a cunning plan and escape. I would also not tell them my evil plan, no matter how sure I am that they are trapped, not leave the room, and not carry on without being ABSOLUTELY sure that they're really dead. 4. Must it be a Tiki torch? What about something else, like a rock? Please note that this would also be a decoy, because if they take out the sentry, I will be on the other side of the hidden door. Waiting. 5. Yes. 6. That depends. How much plumage does it have? 'Cause if it doesn't have enough plumage, then what's the point? Hmmm... I think everyone is going to need some evil basics classes from what I can see. Ok, the tests are now disbanded. All those who wish to continue their evil education return on... the... when did I say... 2nd of January! Anyone who turns up drunk will be banned from all evil related classes, even lowly minion ones and be dispelled to the goody-too-shoes sidekick school across teh street! *goes to window and peeks from behind the curtains to see Horatio leering out of the window with a pair of binoculars* Oh! Oh! Can I be your evil Teacher's Aide? Of course my good lady! YOu can assist me in my practical demonstrations using this creature I caught in my flat in Hong Kong. *rolls Horatio out* I hope that teaches you not to raid my flat and plant anthropods in it! *sees Horatio roll into a ball, spring up and scurry into his waiting jet* Bye-bye! You saw yourself? Do you have like, RPG-vision or something? XD LOL LOL You never let me get away with anything! Especially not Claymore theft... *sees Horatio get pwned by Kat wielding the gold plated (not solid gold, wouldn't cut) claymore* Who stole teh Claymore?! Or rather, one of the claymores. {i]The[/i] Claymore never leaves my side. You know that old saying... You snooze, You lose. The last time I saw your Claymore, it was striking out on it's own. That was the Claymore's cousin, Long Sword. The Claymore is forever failthful to me and only me. Today maybe... but not tomorrow!

"No Ghosts need apply" -Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Suffock Vampire *hands out garlic to everyone* There wasn't an actual vampire Horatio, as you should know. Never trust a Phoenix. When you least expect it, another twist and turn will appear. Again, your analogy would have been much better if I was a snake, not a Phoenix. Is this better: Never trust a Phoenix. With a flap of his wings, another vampire appears. How about; Read the complete chronicles of Sherlock Holmes first before commenting on a story with a misleading title. No need to read the complete chronicles, all you need to review are your posts here.

*Hears a cricket chirping with a lack of laughter..Ehh, That didn't come out right.* *Laughs Maniaclly* BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE BEFORE HORATIOBOT GETS YOU FOR TRESSPASSING! *lasers start firing through the wall as Horatiobot detects the soon-to-be-admonished MK* *starts reading heat sensor monitors to detect where the Phoenix might be hiding* *speaker crackles on* I'm using the TARDIS to interface with the speaker circuits in the building *speaker crackles off* *dons Dragon Skin Body Armour* *speaker crackles on* What was the point in that? *speaker crackles off* *laughs to self... protection, simply for protection*

"No Ghosts need apply" -Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Suffock Vampire *hands out garlic to everyone* There wasn't an actual vampire Horatio, as you should know. Never trust a Phoenix. When you least expect it, another twist and turn will appear. Again, your analogy would have been much better if I was a snake, not a Phoenix. Is this better: Never trust a Phoenix. With a flap of his wings, another vampire appears.

*Hears a cricket chirping with a lack of laughter..Ehh, That didn't come out right.* *Laughs Maniaclly* BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE BEFORE HORATIOBOT GETS YOU FOR TRESSPASSING! *lasers start firing through the wall as Horatiobot detects the soon-to-be-admonished MK* *starts reading heat sensor monitors to detect where the Phoenix might be hiding* *speaker crackles on* I'm using the TARDIS to interface with the speaker circuits in the building *speaker crackles off* *dons Dragon Skin Body Armour*

I don't really know why i like him... I just Looked at him one day and i felt weak at the knees and got a Weird feeling in my Stomach. I thought that was when you saw me. o_O; Now you know the truth.

"No Ghosts need apply" -Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Suffock Vampire *hands out garlic to everyone* There wasn't an actual vampire Horatio, as you should know. Never trust a Phoenix. When you least expect it, another twist and turn will appear.

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? I can't resist. I have to answer the questions. 1. Yes. 2. Sword. It states for use in close combat, where a gun would not be as effective. And if you're really good with the sword, you can parry to bullets anyway. Fish and smelly and I dun wanna touch them. 3. Any way that is direct and doesn't leave them time to make a cunning plan and escape. I would also not tell them my evil plan, no matter how sure I am that they are trapped, not leave the room, and not carry on without being ABSOLUTELY sure that they're really dead. 4. Must it be a Tiki torch? What about something else, like a rock? Please note that this would also be a decoy, because if they take out the sentry, I will be on the other side of the hidden door. Waiting. 5. Yes. 6. That depends. How much plumage does it have? 'Cause if it doesn't have enough plumage, then what's the point? Hmmm... I think everyone is going to need some evil basics classes from what I can see. Ok, the tests are now disbanded. All those who wish to continue their evil education return on... the... when did I say... 2nd of January! Anyone who turns up drunk will be banned from all evil related classes, even lowly minion ones and be dispelled to the goody-too-shoes sidekick school across teh street! *goes to window and peeks from behind the curtains to see Horatio leering out of the window with a pair of binoculars* Oh! Oh! Can I be your evil Teacher's Aide? Of course my good lady! YOu can assist me in my practical demonstrations using this creature I caught in my flat in Hong Kong. *rolls Horatio out* I hope that teaches you not to raid my flat and plant anthropods in it! *sees Horatio roll into a ball, spring up and scurry into his waiting jet* Bye-bye! You saw yourself? Do you have like, RPG-vision or something? XD LOL You never let me get away with anything! Especially not Claymore theft... *sees Horatio get pwned by Kat wielding the gold plated (not solid gold, wouldn't cut) claymore* Who stole teh Claymore?! Or rather, one of the claymores. {i]The[/i] Claymore never leaves my side. You know that old saying... You snooze, You lose. The last time I saw your Claymore, it was striking out on it's own.

Introducing.......... HERON !!!!!

*TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL* *hires Jaws to eat OddJob's hat* *rescues the hat and claims as her own* *OddJob remains unfazed by the lack of a hat and keeps his eyes focused on TGHL* *Jaws keeps his eyes on OddJob's head* *throws out buckets of chum and watches as Jaws goes into a feeding frenzy and then goes off to nap*

A few questions to see whether you are evil enough; 1) If faced with a choice between a giant laser and a electromagnetic pulse emmitting satellite which would you choose? 2) In close combat would you prefer to have a sword, a gun or a haddock? 3) What is your favourite way of disposing of secret agents? 4) What trap would you pick to guard your inner sanctum; Pirhana pit, poison gas chamber, knockout gas chamber or an automatic sentry disguised as a tiki torch? 5) What describes you best? A Megalomaniac, ex-spy or reclusive billionaire? 6) Do you like my hat? I can't resist. I have to answer the questions. 1. Yes. 2. Sword. It states for use in close combat, where a gun would not be as effective. And if you're really good with the sword, you can parry to bullets anyway. Fish and smelly and I dun wanna touch them. 3. Any way that is direct and doesn't leave them time to make a cunning plan and escape. I would also not tell them my evil plan, no matter how sure I am that they are trapped, not leave the room, and not carry on without being ABSOLUTELY sure that they're really dead. 4. Must it be a Tiki torch? What about something else, like a rock? Please note that this would also be a decoy, because if they take out the sentry, I will be on the other side of the hidden door. Waiting. 5. Yes. 6. That depends. How much plumage does it have? 'Cause if it doesn't have enough plumage, then what's the point? Hmmm... I think everyone is going to need some evil basics classes from what I can see. Ok, the tests are now disbanded. All those who wish to continue their evil education return on... the... when did I say... 2nd of January! Anyone who turns up drunk will be banned from all evil related classes, even lowly minion ones and be dispelled to the goody-too-shoes sidekick school across teh street! *goes to window and peeks from behind the curtains to see Horatio leering out of the window with a pair of binoculars* Oh! Oh! Can I be your evil Teacher's Aide? Of course my good lady! YOu can assist me in my practical demonstrations using this creature I caught in my flat in Hong Kong. *rolls Horatio out* I hope that teaches you not to raid my flat and plant anthropods in it! *sees Horatio roll into a ball, spring up and scurry into his waiting jet* Bye-bye! You saw yourself? Do you have like, RPG-vision or something? XD You never let me get away with anything! Especially not Claymore theft... *sees Horatio get pwned by Kat wielding the gold plated (not solid gold, wouldn't cut) claymore* *brandishes hammie knife with a Damascus blade*

"No Ghosts need apply" -Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Suffock Vampire *hands out garlic to everyone*

*Hears a cricket chirping with a lack of laughter..Ehh, That didn't come out right.* *Laughs Maniaclly* BEGONE FROM THIS PLACE BEFORE HORATIOBOT GETS YOU FOR TRESSPASSING! *lasers start firing through the wall as Horatiobot detects the soon-to-be-admonished MK* *starts reading heat sensor monitors to detect where the Phoenix might be hiding*

*goes back and edits initial post to read: I will do nothing but good. I will stamp out all evil. *

You certainly have a way with words! I blame a cocktail of Blackadder, Monty Python and Dead Ringers Would that be chilled or warm? Shaken not stirred. Olive, onion or cherry? Olive Oil or grease? j/k Oil. I'm making an extra-special Molotov cocktail... OddJob takes TGHL to Jamaica into another Bond movie.

I thought it was supposed to be super-terrible... It's got olivia neutron-bomb, how bad can it be? LOL

Hi! Welcome to HampsterDance Boards! HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!

Heron has two brown eyes. I will post it here, but he is a lazy bum, sleeping the afternoon away.

What..... no picture???????? I don't have a picture yet. XD What weak excuse might you be using?

*TGHL sees the FedEx courier arrive to pick up the puppies* *complete with mysterious masked Hamster* Do you like my cape and mask? Very Phantom of the Opera. Where's your giant underground organ powered by an underground river? *keeps lips sealed* Or has it all gone portable now? *eyes narrow, look left and right* *steals Horatio's breifcase while he is looking left and right, opens it, and watches huge organ pop out and land on her* X_X *dies* *wonders where the underground river is* *looks into depths of briefcase* *torrent of water blasts up, sending self high into teh sky* *hires OddJob to keep an eye on TGHL* *hires Jaws to eat OddJob's hat* *rescues the hat and claims as her own* *OddJob remains unfazed by the lack of a hat and keeps his eyes focused on TGHL*

I love that song. Burn Down The Mission - Elton John

PUR-ty Purrrrrrr-ty is right! This evening I will post a pic of Sophie's hamster double... Heron. Heron is Hannnnnnndddddsome!

*prepares a list for Toto's dad...* He can just send money here. We will help him spend his money. *...continues with the list... pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, raw peanuts, other seed mix, luxury hammie bedding, organic carrots, organic broccoli, organic cauliflower, organic peppers, organic lettuce...*

Excellent! Just in time for the New Year!!!

*watches the show*