Horatio

Funyuns in the fridge? It keeps the roaches from getting into the bag and eating too much.

Trust me... you don't want to know.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats.

Yay, i got a DS for christmas too, along with Nintendogs. Anyone have any tips/cheats for it? People have GOT to give me more reason to buy that game other than you pet a dog with a stylus. I dont want to pay another $40 for a digital version of a pet that I dont like. Although, earlier today, I bought a DS for myself (Similarly to my Gamecube, i blew my 2-3 year savings on the system. I have to buy these things myself. >_ man, darn tax! that stuff is dumb! (every time I say that my teacher/friend/parent/grandparent says "but it pays for school!" I HATE SCHOOL!) It pays for more than school. Currently, we need taxes, we have trillions of dollars in debt. And I mean that not in exaggeration. Wow, you must be a grown up....look how much you know and how you lecture in that adulty way. Mega Wolf is not a grown up, she is just super ultra genius level intelligent!

CURSE YOU GOOGLE! Yes, it was the google. Oooo, did you hear about the new thing called Froogle? Sounds like a Cereal. If you are a shopper, then Froogle is for you!

Actually I am not sure I have too many brain cells. You see I traded brain cells for blonde hair and I have a lot of blonde hair!

LOL LOL You have absolutely outdone yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *finds the most phenomenal award for Mushroom_king* I am presenting you with the Neon Comet Award !!! You stalker, How did you know Neon was my Favorite Element?! I am the all seeing, all knowing Horatio!

A bunch of birthday parties and let's see.......... *thinks*

You have absolutely outdone yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *finds the most phenomenal award for Mushroom_king* I am presenting you with the Neon Comet Award !!!

must i repeat myself? (maybe ill threaten to take it away, maybe people will want it more then....) Okay. *grabs award and runs* *trips the running wolf, the bone award flies up into the air, catches award and disappears with the award* Foiled by that meddling hamster. *throws Wolfie a box of cherry micicles* *eats greedily* Am I still a meddling hamster????? *has a second box of micicles behind my cage* Nooo, of course not! *waits for the next box* *hands Wolfie the second box*

*wonders if our HampsterDance Greeters are hanging out at Walmart* Where's the walls they're supposed to sell at Walmart, anyways? They have them in the Purse Department. There they sell smaller walls, sometimes called "Wall-ets" I have a feeling if you hang around long enough, I will have to start manufacturing more awards. You will clean me out! You just earned yourself another Gold Star Award.

You put the i in there just to spite me, didn't you? I've pretty much finished arranging my room. I have lots more space here than my old room! And with 1/8 the amount of dust too! Wow, how many times have you moved? Is this the first? Well, I also moved when I was like 1 year old...so you might as well say this is the first time My mind has trouble believing that I'm actually in a new house What "mind" are you speaking of? LOL Great question!

must i repeat myself? (maybe ill threaten to take it away, maybe people will want it more then....) Okay. *grabs award and runs* *trips the running wolf, the bone award flies up into the air, catches award and disappears with the award* Foiled by that meddling hamster. *throws Wolfie a box of cherry micicles* *eats greedily* Am I still a meddling hamster????? *has a second box of micicles behind my cage*

Arkcher hasn't been in this topic since March... that is nearly a year!! We could hold Arkcher's birthday party here!

Fantastic! I had never really known the lyrics! Thank you.

must i repeat myself? (maybe ill threaten to take it away, maybe people will want it more then....) Okay. *grabs award and runs* *trips the running wolf, the bone award flies up into the air, catches award and disappears with the award* Foiled by that meddling hamster. *throws Wolfie a box of cherry micicles*

I am so sorry. I know your heart must hurt so much. I would call the pet store and let them know. If it is a reputable store they should GIVE you another one. What kind of hammie was Momo? Tell me as many details as you can so perhaps I can help. Well, Momo was a fancy hamster. And she was from Petco. And she lasted like... 3 weeks. So thats pretty much right past the guarentee. You might still ask them if they would honor the guarantee even though it is past the guarantee. The sometimes have hammies in the back room that need adopting. You might get one with only one eye, but this does not mean they are sick. What this means is that two hamsters were on those awful wire wheels together and one wanted to get off while the other one was still running. When this happens, one hammie gets his little head caught between the bars and out pops his eye. The Petco near me calls me to adopt the one eyes because no one wants them. I can help you if you would like. I am pretty good at analyzing what might be the problem.

*decides to have Arkcher's birthday party her at Tiger's Night sequel party if she wants*

[You have odd clothing. o_o] [it somehow implies something wrong... *o_o's back*] [i agree.] [Playboy? -thinks for awhile- Is MK a man?] [Maybe, MK's gender is still an enigma. But being married to a guy, in my view, is highly firghtening, even if its in a fictional story.] [Yeah, I did a typo and said firghtening. so um. Kat, gimmie a typo award or something. =D] [Haha! Arkcher married a guy! Oh, and yeah. *chuck a Type Award at Arkcher* Merry Christmas.] Ooh, thats a new one. a type award. LOL

I got a DS recently. I don't have any games for it yet, cuz it made me broke, but doodling on pictochat on my own is still fun. ^.^ I just steal my brother's. XD I used just talk to myself with the pictochat, but then I got Nintendogs for Christmas and now I can actually play! Actually, my brother had SM64 DS before that, but when he rented Wario Ware he put it somewhere and I don't know where. x_X Haha! It's a duck! I need a game. Oh well, pictochat will be fun for busrides. XD XD I know. I'll just sit here, for, like, half an hour pictochatting with myself. XD Alex laughs at me. Really ?!? *schedules an for - Kat - appointment with Dr. Wolf and arranges for one of those pretty pink jackets with the wrap-around arms* ...Could you arange for that jacket to be red? Sure !!!! Any other special requests? Rhinestones! *goes to jewelry store and buys a big box of Rhinestones, in various shapes, sizes and colors, delivers to - Kat - * Whee! *puts rhinestones on new jacket* ^__________^ *glomps Horatio* *loves being glomped* Glad to see I could be of service! *showers Horatio in seeds and fresh vegitables* *sends Thank You note*

Got it. and it will show up.....when? H.......... oops. Tomorrow. *hangs head* u said that on dec. 20. it is now jan. 11...... I have been a very bad hammie. I will give myself a time-out. I promise tomorrow you will have the pic or you can have my job. Heeey. Horatio. This means you should hurry. *is hurrying*

must i repeat myself? (maybe ill threaten to take it away, maybe people will want it more then....) Okay. *grabs award and runs* *trips the running wolf, the bone award flies up into the air, catches award and disappears with the award*

I am so sorry. I know your heart must hurt so much. I would call the pet store and let them know. If it is a reputable store they should GIVE you another one. What kind of hammie was Momo? Tell me as many details as you can so perhaps I can help.

I got a DS recently. I don't have any games for it yet, cuz it made me broke, but doodling on pictochat on my own is still fun. ^.^ I just steal my brother's. XD I used just talk to myself with the pictochat, but then I got Nintendogs for Christmas and now I can actually play! Actually, my brother had SM64 DS before that, but when he rented Wario Ware he put it somewhere and I don't know where. x_X Haha! It's a duck! I need a game. Oh well, pictochat will be fun for busrides. XD XD I know. I'll just sit here, for, like, half an hour pictochatting with myself. XD Alex laughs at me. Really ?!? *schedules an for - Kat - appointment with Dr. Wolf and arranges for one of those pretty pink jackets with the wrap-around arms* ...Could you arange for that jacket to be red? Sure !!!! Any other special requests? Rhinestones! *goes to jewelry store and buys a big box of Rhinestones, in various shapes, sizes and colors, delivers to - Kat - * Whee! *puts rhinestones on new jacket* ^__________^ *glomps Horatio* *loves being glomped* Glad to see I could be of service!

[*cries for Arkcher* I am so sorry. If I was rich, I would buy you a super computer... NEW ! What would be cheaper, and just about as good, would be some parts for one. (I.e., processor/CPU (being a central processor unit. They're very handy.) some RAM (randomly accessable memory, the stuff that holds your clipboard, operate auto-save if your computer fries and you didnt save a file, and how many programs you can run at once) ) But, uh... I have new computer parts of everything except CPUs and RAM. Some really awsome RAM cards would be, say, $50. A good processor would be about the same price, methinks. You needn't not try and spend moneys and stuff on me though, you have enough on your hands as is.] Ummmm, well nuts and seeds can get a bit pricey! -poke- Do hamsters like wheat... thingies? My sister keeps givin' meh hamster a small handful of those little wheat bead things. I dunno what they're called. Find out a name for me please, or please take a pic. If I don't know, I would like to know.