Horatio

Look in this forum for a topic that is pinned called Poem for Passed Away Pets. Read the very first post. i looked and now i am confused Go back to this forum where all the topics are listed, count down from the top and it is the fourth topic.

*is shocked by the WHite McDonalds on the Champs-Elyesee* *is even more shocked in Berlin with a McDonalds near the Old Berlin wall* *finds sanctitude in Vatican City* *realises this is on Christian soil* *chucks self off it* *is shocked to see TGHL is shocked* I thought you knew there were about four Mcdonald's along the Champs-Elysee* WHOA! When was the last time Horatio revived an old topic? Heh. *wonders how I did that* *checks coffee cup to make sure there is something in there* Yes, I am awake... I have no idea what happened. *steps into the office of Dr. Wolf the Psychiatrist* *puts on glasses rims* Have you been feeling different lately, Horatio? *sits in a big cushy chair* Well Dr. Wolf... let me think. Okay, just remember... this is run by the hour. Do you take other forms of payment besides cash? Visa perhaps?

*is shocked by the WHite McDonalds on the Champs-Elyesee* *is even more shocked in Berlin with a McDonalds near the Old Berlin wall* *finds sanctitude in Vatican City* *realises this is on Christian soil* *chucks self off it* *is shocked to see TGHL is shocked* I thought you knew there were about four Mcdonald's along the Champs-Elysee* WHOA! When was the last time Horatio revived an old topic? Heh. *wonders how I did that* *checks coffee cup to make sure there is something in there* Yes, I am awake... I have no idea what happened. *steps into the office of Dr. Wolf the Psychiatrist* *puts on glasses rims* Have you been feeling different lately, Horatio? *sits in a big cushy chair* Well Dr. Wolf... let me think.

Look in this forum for a topic that is pinned called Poem for Passed Away Pets. Read the very first post.

*is shocked by the WHite McDonalds on the Champs-Elyesee* *is even more shocked in Berlin with a McDonalds near the Old Berlin wall* *finds sanctitude in Vatican City* *realises this is on Christian soil* *chucks self off it* *is shocked to see TGHL is shocked* I thought you knew there were about four Mcdonald's along the Champs-Elysee* WHOA! When was the last time Horatio revived an old topic? Heh. *wonders how I did that* *checks coffee cup to make sure there is something in there* Yes, I am awake... I have no idea what happened. *steps into the office of Dr. Wolf the Psychiatrist*

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo. ... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named skwerlhugger will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer.

No wonder you carry a Claymore!

how do you add art work to your replys i am a newbie so um ya you get the picture You have the artwork on your desktop, no URL links, then just below where you write the post, you will find a box called File Attachments, click on Browse, find the drawing you want, then click on Add This Attachment, then Click on Add Into Post. jpg and gif work much better than bmp. like that You did great!!! Exactly like that! I love that little face!!! thanx Beautiful sunset! thanx agai *smiles at Horatio and gives him a BIG hammy hamster hug* *returns the BIG hammy hamster hug* *loves getting her hammy hamster hug sends thanx card* *opens card and places it on the top shelf of my cage*

how do you add art work to your replys i am a newbie so um ya you get the picture You have the artwork on your desktop, no URL links, then just below where you write the post, you will find a box called File Attachments, click on Browse, find the drawing you want, then click on Add This Attachment, then Click on Add Into Post. jpg and gif work much better than bmp. like that You did great!!! Exactly like that! I love that little face!!! thanx Beautiful sunset! thanx agai *smiles at Horatio and gives him a BIG hammy hamster hug* *returns the BIG hammy hamster hug*

I just love it when you can click and make the pictures really big!!!

*is shocked by the WHite McDonalds on the Champs-Elyesee* *is even more shocked in Berlin with a McDonalds near the Old Berlin wall* *finds sanctitude in Vatican City* *realises this is on Christian soil* *chucks self off it* *is shocked to see TGHL is shocked* I thought you knew there were about four Mcdonald's along the Champs-Elysee*

How fantastic! Great picture!

how do you add art work to your replys i am a newbie so um ya you get the picture You have the artwork on your desktop, no URL links, then just below where you write the post, you will find a box called File Attachments, click on Browse, find the drawing you want, then click on Add This Attachment, then Click on Add Into Post. jpg and gif work much better than bmp. like that You did great!!! Exactly like that! I love that little face!!! thanx Beautiful sunset!

how do you add art work to your replys i am a newbie so um ya you get the picture You have the artwork on your desktop, no URL links, then just below where you write the post, you will find a box called File Attachments, click on Browse, find the drawing you want, then click on Add This Attachment, then Click on Add Into Post. jpg and gif work much better than bmp. like that You did great!!! Exactly like that! I love that little face!!!

Sammy! Hey! Life for me has been pretty dramatic, but probably nobody wants to hear it. Of course we do! *grabs Mega Wolf by the tail* Get back here and start talking. Stuff. Lots of stuff. You sure you want to hear what's happened in the past 2 weeks? You know Part I, but not Part II. *perks up ears* I'm all ears! Well. People have been getting together. I'll call people by different names. Weird names. Eve had been going out with Roland. And Theo had been going out with Mia. But Eve and Theo liked each other, even though Eve wouldn't admit to liking Theo. Eve didn't realize she liked Theo until she felt jealous of Mia. So Eve just broke up with Roland, breaking his heart. Realizing that Eve and Theo belonged together, Mia traded Theo to Eve so that they could both be happy, but in the process hurt herself. Mia pretends not to be sad, but it's really obvious that she is. So Mia and Roland both are probably going to stop hanging around me, Joe(being the 'anonymous' name for my boyfriend), just because they aer both heartbroken, although only Roland will admit it. So basically, I'm annoyed at Eve for not realizing that she liked Theo even though everyone else could tell. So in the process of her epiphany, she hurt 2 people. Oh I am sad to hear this. Unfortunately, this is just the beginning. If you think things get better as you get older, I regret to inform you, they don't. When it comes to matters of the heart, people throw their brains right out the window. If humans could shed their fears and jump into love with both feet, then everyone would be a step ahead. When you try and rationalize love, then let fear influence your thinking, what a tangled mess. Well. All is fair in love and war, I suppose. I don't totally agree with that saying. Sadly, people will do strange things when they think they are in love. Friendships are ruined, marriages are ruined, lives are ruined. People will work hard at sports, their jobs, other interests, but couples will not work hard at their relationship. On the other hand, when you find the person of your dreams and they find you, the relationship is magic. Yes... well, I suppose all sides were wrong. 'Cept for "Mia"s. See, Eve broke up with Roland for Theo because she realized that she didn't like Roland. However, she got his hopes up by using the "too young" excuse. And when out with Theo a week after. Real aging there. And Roland overreacted. Theo, he doesn't take much into consideration. Although nothing came out bad for his actions, it was a bit inconsiderate of him to go out with Eve five minutes later... Cuz Mia was nice enough to be happy that her friends were happy. And when everyone shows up at their 25 year high school reunion, they will look back and realize that they remember very little of those days.

Perhaps that was a happy way to go.

If I knew how to do it, I would do it for you! So happy to see you!

Sammy! Hey! Life for me has been pretty dramatic, but probably nobody wants to hear it. Of course we do! *grabs Mega Wolf by the tail* Get back here and start talking. Stuff. Lots of stuff. You sure you want to hear what's happened in the past 2 weeks? You know Part I, but not Part II. *perks up ears* I'm all ears! Well. People have been getting together. I'll call people by different names. Weird names. Eve had been going out with Roland. And Theo had been going out with Mia. But Eve and Theo liked each other, even though Eve wouldn't admit to liking Theo. Eve didn't realize she liked Theo until she felt jealous of Mia. So Eve just broke up with Roland, breaking his heart. Realizing that Eve and Theo belonged together, Mia traded Theo to Eve so that they could both be happy, but in the process hurt herself. Mia pretends not to be sad, but it's really obvious that she is. So Mia and Roland both are probably going to stop hanging around me, Joe(being the 'anonymous' name for my boyfriend), just because they aer both heartbroken, although only Roland will admit it. So basically, I'm annoyed at Eve for not realizing that she liked Theo even though everyone else could tell. So in the process of her epiphany, she hurt 2 people. Oh I am sad to hear this. Unfortunately, this is just the beginning. If you think things get better as you get older, I regret to inform you, they don't. When it comes to matters of the heart, people throw their brains right out the window. If humans could shed their fears and jump into love with both feet, then everyone would be a step ahead. When you try and rationalize love, then let fear influence your thinking, what a tangled mess. Well. All is fair in love and war, I suppose. I don't totally agree with that saying. Sadly, people will do strange things when they think they are in love. Friendships are ruined, marriages are ruined, lives are ruined. People will work hard at sports, their jobs, other interests, but couples will not work hard at their relationship. On the other hand, when you find the person of your dreams and they find you, the relationship is magic.

how do you add art work to your replys i am a newbie so um ya you get the picture You have the artwork on your desktop, no URL links, then just below where you write the post, you will find a box called File Attachments, click on Browse, find the drawing you want, then click on Add This Attachment, then Click on Add Into Post. jpg and gif work much better than bmp.

If you want, tomorrow I will put this all in one post minus the comments. Let me know. [You can do that? o.o It wouldn't take you very long, would it? If it's gonna take you all day, then you don't have to.] Let me try. Do me a favor, make a post in this topic saying something to show me this is the topic and I will leave it in the queue until tomorrow morning. In the afternoon I will work on it. Okay with you? [sounds good, as long as it wont't take up your intire day. ^^] Take a look at it and let me know how you want it accomplished. Would you like just the story in one post and then the rules in another post? Please give me some guidance. Thank you.

My hamster died last year. His name was Micheal. He was a great hampy. (he died in his food bowl.) He was 3 years old. What ever happend to that cool system where the more you posted the more popularity and albums you made? That was probably like 5 years ago. The system is coming back. HampsterKing is currently working on upgrading the boards, adding new games, avatars and other terrific features. The system of popularity and albums will return after the other items are accomplished. One of my hammie friends passed away in half in and half out of her food bowl. I guess that was a great way to go. Happy.

I have not seen it... should I rent it? GO right ahead, you kind of have to see it to belive it. Thank you. I will rent it and give you a report.

Sammy! Hey! Life for me has been pretty dramatic, but probably nobody wants to hear it. Of course we do! *grabs Mega Wolf by the tail* Get back here and start talking. Stuff. Lots of stuff. You sure you want to hear what's happened in the past 2 weeks? You know Part I, but not Part II. *perks up ears* I'm all ears! Well. People have been getting together. I'll call people by different names. Weird names. Eve had been going out with Roland. And Theo had been going out with Mia. But Eve and Theo liked each other, even though Eve wouldn't admit to liking Theo. Eve didn't realize she liked Theo until she felt jealous of Mia. So Eve just broke up with Roland, breaking his heart. Realizing that Eve and Theo belonged together, Mia traded Theo to Eve so that they could both be happy, but in the process hurt herself. Mia pretends not to be sad, but it's really obvious that she is. So Mia and Roland both are probably going to stop hanging around me, Joe(being the 'anonymous' name for my boyfriend), just because they aer both heartbroken, although only Roland will admit it. So basically, I'm annoyed at Eve for not realizing that she liked Theo even though everyone else could tell. So in the process of her epiphany, she hurt 2 people. Oh I am sad to hear this. Unfortunately, this is just the beginning. If you think things get better as you get older, I regret to inform you, they don't. When it comes to matters of the heart, people throw their brains right out the window. If humans could shed their fears and jump into love with both feet, then everyone would be a step ahead. When you try and rationalize love, then let fear influence your thinking, what a tangled mess.

*wonders about Social_outcast* I'm guessing SO has the same viewpoint as TBFOF on the subject of MK. You are such a smart wolf.

Sammy! Hey! Life for me has been pretty dramatic, but probably nobody wants to hear it. Of course we do! *grabs Mega Wolf by the tail* Get back here and start talking. Stuff. Lots of stuff. You sure you want to hear what's happened in the past 2 weeks? You know Part I, but not Part II. *perks up ears* I'm all ears!