Horatio

No more long weekends. We have missed you.

That's a cool song. *wonders why lemon and demon have two different sounding e's*

*is very confused* I would think your sister had some idea she was going to end her relationship with her boyfriend, so I am wondering why she spent so much money on his gift. And due to the fact that she broke off the relationship, she has no right to ask for the bracelet back. Actually she bought him the gift before she thought the relationship was going to end. Then she heard from his friend that he was planning to break up with her. He wouldn't talk to her and he was being a jerk. She tried to talk to him but she wouldn't teller her anything. Then she broke up with him because there was no point trying to knock some sense into him. Now she wants the bracelet back because he wasn't very nice to her before they broke up and she just regrets giving it to him. ♥ Lee Emily Post in her Etiquette book states, if you give a gift, then you do the breaking up, you forfeit the gift. So, I am sorry, but your sister probably will not get the bracelet back. Besides, if he wore it or had it engraved, she cannot return it. Besides, if she heard that he was going to break up with her and she heard this before she gave him the gift, why did she give him the gift? She gave him the gift before she heard he was going to break up with her. She took so much effort to get it also. I told her she shouldn't have given him the gift in the first place because even though he got her a gift it wasn't as valuble... she could have got him something from India. I got all my friends gifts there, they have some really nice stuff. ♥ Lee I am sorry she spent so much money. Etiquette dictates, since she broke up with him, she still cannot ask for the gift back. Of course, she can always ask, but he has no obligation to give it to her. Your sister should have listened to you. My suggestion is for your sister to put the whole thing behind her and focus on the future. Easier said than done.

I'm totally 21. >_> Gimme a Jig. May I see your Birth Certificate and Drivers's License? Oh! Make sure you come to Planet Horatio on Friday for Fetal posotion Friday. XD Special Discounts! Sure. >_> *hands over the VERY not-fake documents* *Licks Documents* Mmm....Potato Chips... *puts Documents in Meat Grinder* Oh Well Here's your're Jig! please don't drink and Drive. Hurrah! *drinks* A few hours later: Whooooooooo! o__________O remember, don't jig and drive! *listens to Spice Girls* *wonders what kind of spice... cinnamon, oregano, nutmeg* Baby, Sporty, Ginger, Posh, and Scary, actually. ...I can't beleive I remember that... I can't believe you remember them all !!! LOL I'm so ashamed...I feel unclean... *throws - Kat - into the shower, squirts with lots of shampoo, sees a mountain of bubbles, runs* You will feel clean now.

I'm totally 21. >_> Gimme a Jig. May I see your Birth Certificate and Drivers's License? Oh! Make sure you come to Planet Horatio on Friday for Fetal posotion Friday. XD Special Discounts! Sure. >_> *hands over the VERY not-fake documents* *Licks Documents* Mmm....Potato Chips... *puts Documents in Meat Grinder* Oh Well Here's your're Jig! please don't drink and Drive. Hurrah! *drinks* A few hours later: Whooooooooo! o__________O remember, don't jig and drive! *listens to Spice Girls* *wonders what kind of spice... cinnamon, oregano, nutmeg* Baby, Sporty, Ginger, Posh, and Scary, actually. ...I can't beleive I remember that... I can't believe you remember them all !!!

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a

I'm totally 21. >_> Gimme a Jig. May I see your Birth Certificate and Drivers's License? Oh! Make sure you come to Planet Horatio on Friday for Fetal posotion Friday. XD Special Discounts! Sure. >_> *hands over the VERY not-fake documents* *Licks Documents* Mmm....Potato Chips... *puts Documents in Meat Grinder* Oh Well Here's your're Jig! please don't drink and Drive. Hurrah! *drinks* A few hours later: Whooooooooo! o__________O remember, don't jig and drive! *listens to Spice Girls* *wonders what kind of spice... cinnamon, oregano, nutmeg*

SCHIMMISLICK !!!!!!! My favorite DJ!!! I was sitting in my cage thinking about Butter Crunch Ice Cream and voila, here is your post! Let's go for ice cream! Let's get everyone together and go have ice cream!

Sammy!!!!!!!!! It is a fantastic day! You, Schimmislick, Kyotoisangry, Hoops... everyone is returning. Yes, EmilyE did stop back in and she is the mother of a beautiful little girl. EmilyE posted a picture. I believe her topic is in the Creative Forums, under the Stories topic. MMEEEEEE I AM BAKC! I always miss you when you are gone. Please do not go away again.

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix,

For the same reason your topic is pinned. and that would be btw great art your sooooooooooooooooooooo.. talented wish i was i am going to make a pic no laghing only i can laff at myself cuz i no im a dunce Aww thank you. Heres another pic ♥ Lee I think this pic is magnificient!!!!

Why does a full moon cause lycanthropine characteristics to come out? For the same reason it causes humans to become "loony" (lune - y) !!!

i remember that poem, i believe it was typed under the penname of Atwi Stedmind Quite right! Thank you.

Fuzzy has Hawaii. He needs to practice his surfing and there is no better place.

*is very confused* I would think your sister had some idea she was going to end her relationship with her boyfriend, so I am wondering why she spent so much money on his gift. And due to the fact that she broke off the relationship, she has no right to ask for the bracelet back. Actually she bought him the gift before she thought the relationship was going to end. Then she heard from his friend that he was planning to break up with her. He wouldn't talk to her and he was being a jerk. She tried to talk to him but she wouldn't teller her anything. Then she broke up with him because there was no point trying to knock some sense into him. Now she wants the bracelet back because he wasn't very nice to her before they broke up and she just regrets giving it to him. ♥ Lee Emily Post in her Etiquette book states, if you give a gift, then you do the breaking up, you forfeit the gift. So, I am sorry, but your sister probably will not get the bracelet back. Besides, if he wore it or had it engraved, she cannot return it. Besides, if she heard that he was going to break up with her and she heard this before she gave him the gift, why did she give him the gift?

Time for me to study. You might as well get a couple of spelling bee words in.

*sits back to watch... * watches w/Hartio hmmmmm THIS IS BETTER THAN BLOCKBUSTER OR THE MOVI THEATER u cant hurt yor head sitting in the front row cuz we dont hav 2 look up just straight wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee p.s. i know this is an old post o well i want lessens too For lessons, you will have to talk to TGHL.

*screams at the top of my hammie lungs* S c h i m m i s l i c k !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am sooooo happy to see you! How are you? How is life treating you? We have missed you!!!!!!!!!!! Hammy Hearts Day to you!!!!!!!!! Please come back here and talk to us! how long was he or she gone i am new ok 2 months new to hd Tooooooo long!!!!!!! *tries to remember exactly*

Of course I remember you! We all do!!!!!! You are our Alaska pal who broke his elbow bicycling! I am so happy to see you have returned! Aren't you a little bit early to come out of hibernation? oooo oooo inderduce me tell him what my specialty is Hamsterfireball please let me introduce you to Cupcakelvr101! Hamsterfireball is a very cool guy who hopefully will be coming to the boards more often. Cupcakelvr101 is a very cool animal lvr who is the HampsterDance birthday announcer.

i m german scottish french charokee austrian and for sum wered reason korean i lived there 4 2 years 4 years ago lol i need 2 start a buddy list hoo wunts to be on it Horatio and kat and doglover and sumbody else r first cant remember just ask i am givin out free cupcakes 2 all my buddies *1 for Hopratio (yors has icing roses on it) 1 for kat 1 for dog lover (by the wut is yor fave dog)and 1 for every body else* *wipes cupcake crumbs off my whiskers* Thank you for the icing roses and for putting me on your buddy list! no prob there homemade me mommy helped so what are you horatio like y'know how i am german and stuff plz tell us I am a blonde male fancy hamster. As for the countries my ancestors came from... I believe fancy hamsters originated in Syria.

*is very confused* I would think your sister had some idea she was going to end her relationship with her boyfriend, so I am wondering why she spent so much money on his gift. And due to the fact that she broke off the relationship, she has no right to ask for the bracelet back.

Of course I remember you! We all do!!!!!! You are our Alaska pal who broke his elbow bicycling! I am so happy to see you have returned! Aren't you a little bit early to come out of hibernation?

I think they're all good. So yes, can you make the topic? Absolutely!

i m german scottish french charokee austrian and for sum wered reason korean i lived there 4 2 years 4 years ago lol i need 2 start a buddy list hoo wunts to be on it Horatio and kat and doglover and sumbody else r first cant remember just ask i am givin out free cupcakes 2 all my buddies *1 for Hopratio (yors has icing roses on it) 1 for kat 1 for dog lover (by the wut is yor fave dog)and 1 for every body else* *wipes cupcake crumbs off my whiskers* Thank you for the icing roses and for putting me on your buddy list!