Horatio

Did you pay her lots of money ??????? i didnt ever know she was putting me on it or that she was even making one! i swear! (ok, so it was only 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000 dollars.) but seriously, what i said outside the parentheses was true LOL

When that frog, croaked his song, he was wearing his hat all wrong so then he grabbed a guitar

I think it's cool. ^^ Hehe, thanks It seems that I'm posting art quite often, I'll have a break. For my Art folio I am doing animal cruelty to make people aware of whats happening to those poor animals. I could post some of that art but the really graphic stuff I'll leave out. Some pictures are pretty sad I'll have those up maybe later today or tomorrow. Thank you to the people who look at my Art! ♥ Lee I've done reports/helped people do reports on animal cruelty...some of the things people do... Yeah its quite sad... Anyways I have another picture to post! ♥ Lee I am proof of just how sad animal cruelty is. The people who owned me decided they did not want me anymore, placed me in a flimsy grocery bag without any insulation and left me on a pet store door in 10 degree (F) weather. I was on the brink of death when the pet store employee's arrived. Good thing they did not throw the grocery bag in the garbage as I was not moving and this is what the bag looked like. Just a piece of garbage hanging on the pet store door. Psychologists say, if you abuse animals, you wil have psychological problems as an adult. On a lighter note... I love you pics. *bakes some cookies for Lee's gallery visitors*

LOL Good one, Lexxyman!

*puts a necklace of bells around - Kat's - neck* I just love a jingling jig!

Please make sure you go to Russia in the summer! If you want to see it in the winter, just watch Dr. Zhivago!

I believe if you check, you will find that carbon dating is unreliable only to the point of plus or minus 3000 years. Not to be insubordinate, but I watched a NOVA presentation: I can make household items date back to Egypt using crazy glue, quick-dry nailpolish, and the microwave. ♥ You are not insubordinate at all. Please always feel free to speak your mind! As for dating back to Egypt, I was under the assumption, Egypt is still there. So, would you be talking about today, yesterday or a year ago. Heyyyyyyy, aren't you supposed to be in school? I meant in the time of the great Pharaohs, such as Tutenkhamen, Nefertiti (who was in fact a Pharaoh!), and Ramses. I was sick today. I hope you are feeling better!

I believe if you check, you will find that carbon dating is unreliable only to the point of plus or minus 3000 years. Not to be insubordinate, but I watched a NOVA presentation: I can make household items date back to Egypt using crazy glue, quick-dry nailpolish, and the microwave. ♥ You are not insubordinate at all. Please always feel free to speak your mind! As for dating back to Egypt, I was under the assumption, Egypt is still there. So, would you be talking about today, yesterday or a year ago. Heyyyyyyy, aren't you supposed to be in school?

I believe if you check, you will find that carbon dating is unreliable only to the point of plus or minus 3000 years.

Scotland would probably like you to be able to spell it's name correctly before you own it. Oh, look, Horatio made a typo. Wait, what am I doing in this topic? What are you doing here? You are spellchecking for me!

Did you pay her lots of money ???????

You had better!!! *waits* here i am! i finally have some time... RANDOM: we are redoing our kitchen (sort of) we're getting a new floor, (its almost finished) a new fridge (we still need to pick one out) and a stove (i think) its so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW !!!

the original quote....reminder: its in the jokes riddles and funny stories area...for anyone who just arrived: i am offering my bone award for anyone who can find the quote above...k bye Please let me try this tomorrow. I am in the process of draining the swimming pool in my cage. Too many leaves and branches fell into it. how big is your cage?!?!?! BIG !!!

Me likey me likey! Now I want to eat it. Anybody noticed that I am spelling stuff the right way now? Yay cupcake! Now I can read what you say on my own! ^^ I noticed and really appreciate great spelling! Thank you. *hands Cupcakelvr101 The Red Rose Award* yeah now i ahve to go edit my siggy * runs off with first ever award won* i noticed an error in one of your posts whant me to tell you wich one I made an error, left it and wanted to see if anyone noticed. Please tell me which one it is. omg i did too you handed it to me but it was for mk i tought it was for me silly me The Red Rose Award IS for you! Enjoy it! As for my error... it was a typo!

Me likey me likey! Now I want to eat it. Anybody noticed that I am spelling stuff the right way now? Yay cupcake! Now I can read what you say on my own! ^^ I noticed and really appreciate great spelling! Thank you. *hands Cupcakelvr101 The Red Rose Award* yeah now i ahve to go edit my siggy * runs off with first ever award won* i noticed an error in one of your posts whant me to tell you wich one I made an error, left it and wanted to see if anyone noticed. Please tell me which one it is.

Do you have rubber bands that you can shoot at people? That is the best part of braces!!!

That is kind of scary, that you have more than a quarter of all the posts. Quite true... I have kind of scared myself. Dinner time... see you later alligators! Awww, okay. I came back and I see your alert light and aural chime signaled you to return, because not one minute later... here you are!

Your self-portraits are wonderful. As is the dog coyote thingy!

That is kind of scary, that you have more than a quarter of all the posts. Quite true... I have kind of scared myself. Dinner time... see you later alligators!

How wonderful to hear your family has traveled so much. You are more fortunate them most. Some people have not made it out of their state. my dad rtierd frum the military last summer I had guessed that you were a military family when you said you moved about every two, three or four years. You must have lived in some really great places! yep yep yep his call name in the airforce was odie or odiedodaday What was your father's job in the airforce? flight instructor i love riding in the simulation flights i crashed one time ( this is like a game you use a joystick or however you spell it to manoover the "plane" around in the fake cockpit ) the screen goes red when you crash like a blackout it is so so so fun How cool!!! What kind of simulators did you get to fly? Do you know the aircraft types? Your father must also have been a flight instructor in the airplane. Very cool!!! Is your father going to fly for a commercial airline now?

Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with

Oh, how I hate when that happens!!!!!!!

Me likey me likey! Now I want to eat it. Anybody noticed that I am spelling stuff the right way now? Yay cupcake! Now I can read what you say on my own! ^^ I noticed and really appreciate great spelling! Thank you. *hands Cupcakelvr101 The Red Rose Award*