Horatio

You did a great review! Hope you review more movies for us!

lol my sister lifeguards over the summer. You wanna talk about tans. My sister and I are both white and there's this girl Josi on our bus who's puerto rican. In the yearbook, my sister is darker than Josi. Yesterday we saw a couple walking down the street. Their legs were so white we were almost blinded by the reflection of the sun!!!

I am sorry to hear this. Allergies are such a pain. Yeah, especially soy allergies. I get all red and whatnot. Oh, how unpleasant!

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Nobody knows why the pickle likes Emily the Strange. That is because She doesn't like to eat bugs. Anyway, the pickle murdered the cucumber. The cucumber's name was Harry Cubby McBubbbub. He decided to ride his unicyle to the Big Evil Supermart. He bought a money bag. However, the money was Moneylovers wife, And ate pie. But poisoned pie. So, Moneylover died, Then died again. After the continuous dying, he stopped eating the penguins. He disliked innards, Like a lot. But that's okay as he was addicted to the smell of the dancing leprechaun on excess cow poo. When he finished sniffing the poo, He drank Cherry-Coke, and then he died.they buried him in Cow poo.So everyone else slept in the cow poo again. So this ended When we all said bye to cow poo... again. Then TBFOF became the richest boy with two noses and five tongues. and he died. The bugs came, ate his arm, and regurgitated them. TBFOF then revived! now he's puke. MW stepped in some cow poo. So she barfed. And TBFOF lived no more, ever.The poor kid needs a bath Or a shower. No, a coffin. Hygeine is good. That's why I'm taking a shower in some poo. So i smelled like moldy gorgonzola. More poo... yup. And then we ran to the boobah home base! The crowds went "TAKE A SHOWER!" Then you went to a store with a bathroom and many watermelons. Mushroomking spazzed out when she saw a vampire pickel that danced and sang like a very rabid squirrel named Skwerlhugger Will. The squirrel then danced like pickles in the rain wearing cowboy boots with a fedora. Then the beast started to dance on people's heads Then got keelingyoudead'ed. With a million the people said. So they ouched and fell down. Suddenly, a giant cheesemonster squished them with cow poo And a Hippo. That had much diamond bracelets with unwanted body hair. The hippo's name was Larry King. but it ate my computer's harddrive while doing a headstand on a Hoops' awesome head. Now she has feeling very, very cow poo-like. oopsie poopsie toes. And also very in cowboy boots and a hat that greatly resembled A big pineapple with fluffernutter ears and puppydog eyes and arachnid limbs. then it fell In Cow poo. Then it died. The fecomaniacal zombie had some pie. A cow pie. And then MW barked up the cherry micicle tree till cow poo fell on her ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! and the hydrogen bomb blew up. Raining giant cupcakes that resembled big orange slippery potatoes. alas, they were slimey, smelly slugs And cow poo that just died. due to a/an lack of some orange flavored jello with double cheese And some pants in its face. then an explosion of pure Phazon which mutated into a marshmellow of sticky, yummy explosions Of much doom. which caused economic skyrockets in the purple pulsating sky of planet SR388. which has thirty-one hunter-class Metroids And they stunk like moldy brie. But its okay Because Emily the elephant earred octopus isn't a Metroid. And it sucked Horatio's brain out. However, Meta-Ridley swoops like a rock Onto Kraid who decides to sing. Everyone went deaf and danced a silly little jig of fatal doom in a runaway ambulance that was on teh highway heading towards Luigi's half-way existing mansion and Mario's house. when all-of-a-sudden Bowser came and ate Mario's very favorite rabid rabbit pie and Cow poo. Causing the ambulance's red siren to make blatting noises. while blood was turned into Soda. That tasted like EXPLOSIONS OF DOOM. this caused economic backfire across the marshmellow jellied cherries and the moon made of cheese. rotten, smelly cheese that has been in outer space for ten minutes. Then the monkey ate a bananana that was poisned. And then he started running in your general direction. So I headed away, over there into a tube, out of danger hidden underneath a steaming heap of roasted sunflower seeds that someone farted into outer space. by sunflower seeds, Then they exploded. The TARDIS landed That killed everyone. Then the aliens Of the family-Slitheen all died miserable slow, agonizing and very horrible deaths. So we vanquished an entire bowl of cow poo. I then materialised into our digestive systems.And he exploded. Beware the were-rabbit who just might be your next small chicken pie, with mashed potatoes and purple gravy. So do not consider eating the cinesra with toast and pickled marzipan. Rather eat pickled, pickled marzipan? Yum... Marzipan is delectable. Unlike Horatio's sunflower, which is very purple and chunky with edinayc flavoured, whipped cream covered strawberry flavored clams. In other news, someone tried them with Metroid Sprinkles. They were yummy. So they had a close encounter with some poo. Chocolate marshmallow poo. covered with almonds, pecans, walnuts, peanuts, blueberrys, ants and explosive mushrooms of ancient roman origin. We then put sonic, shadow, knuckles in small plastic bags covered in faux aligator skin. Then TBFOF sang Speed of Sound with a bottle filled with delicious yummy cheese wiz. When he finished designing birthday cakes he exploded over then he sold the excellent cakes to Israeli spies to explode them. The Israeli spies with extreme yumminess of great doom causing small hats in the shape of a sword which prods people to spontaneously combust, to lead a band in pressure points. After cleaning ELE's hairy underarms, she scratched her bum causing temproal destruction and itchless bum syndrome. Toilets flew into Horatio, injuring his only pickle. Pickle was buried in Hot Topic. Robot Bob Barker was then shot In Limetid too by Dr.Watson's hat. Emily the strange and Ruby Gloom sat inside a giant cow "pie" driving pea-shaped cars. The cow gravy was part of a very odorous, Horrid Meat Grinder. An exquisite corpse did a funky and revived itself using a Phoenix with music by anyone but Pink-Floyd and lemon-demon. Yogurt was very Stoopid after the crash made newspaper headlines, but nobody cared, because ZZ Top and the Yogurt were in the tabloids with False Accusations. Summarized, everything is Squeaky Guinea Pigs and RootBeer Floats. Flesh-eating bacteria took over, then aliens from Mars and Trent The Brunette disliked being insulted. Twenty thousand weasles saw Totoro's cat-bus arrive because he's crazy and wanted to eat club crackers, ride around town and drink rootbeer with Vera Lynn. Not to mention Bush was there wearing a makeshift lampshade made of Osama-Bin-Laden's hair and Cow poo. He was attacked and went back to the pickle and Spongbob Squarepants. Vanilla Star Hamster fails to appear in this story but writes her a screaming Howler stating that TGHL, the pesky Phoenix, was also Superman dressed in a flying carpet hat and a hairy giant toupee thingy. On his feet were marshmallow candles surrounded by magenta lightsaber weilding ninjas and invisable, massless objects. Made of balloons and filled with arsenic, TGHL's feet scratched a giant mountain made of puos pin tac and big rubber hamster swimming caps. The Mountain was named 'Mt. Whatthe after the question' and had two scraggley craggely peaks with purple cherries and Evil Teachers. Due to malfunctions roaming the landscape Arkcher The UNPIRATE, glad he wasn't a Smily, was a :ninja: . Andy the Emo wrote a song about crying over life, the universe, and everything. Stupid and worthless Preppies decided murder was afoot. "OMG!!!!!!" They said. Then Jackalope Bob, suddenly felt very dead. The Preppies tried to murder MK's massive signature and smiley. Everyone hates the orange marching mosquitos that drink OJ and like to sing "Body Language" by Invision CodeRed which is not the best song or the smelliest. Some Squashed Flies destroyed the hat of assorted feces and chocolate goodness. Emily the Strange returned with Chickens fried in poo and covered with spam. Looking for a way to poo, they ate her. The beast and Dr. Hoogeywackawoowoo and her little dog too caused volcanic eruptions. Space and time were torn asunder by faceless Children with meat grinders, purple combat wombats and pogo sticks made of rotten, weezing Stick figures which smelled like

I like this one!

Not yet... give them time. Even the Beatles were unknown for a while! No I mean here. The one I know in the band is a member here. Really!?! Would that be you?

Garfield is one of my favorite cartoons. I am sure I would love the movie. *wonders how the movie theatre Mega Wolf attends stays in business* They charge a fortune at the concession stand! That's why I didn't understand. I never go to the concession stand!

I hope you use sunscreen.

I am sorry to hear this. Allergies are such a pain.

I've never had one, but I like tomatos, and I like sammiches, so clearly, I would like tomato sammiches. Sometimes I toast the bread and sometimes I don't. Sometimes I add some swiss cheese. Sometimes I skip the bread altogether and just take a bite out of the tomato like it is fruit! But always, a great big beefsteak tomato sandwich is best with mayonnaise!!! I love tomatos. x_x I eat them like fruit all the time. I suppose I shouldn't say this bad word, but I love putting salt on them! I do, too! It's so tasty! XD So glad to hear that! For many people, salt is a bad word. LOL Have you ever tried salt on watermelon? Really tasty!!!!!! Nope. I'll have to try it. o.o Have you ever had soy sause on pinnapple? That's really good, too. No, but I will have to try that! *runs into my cage kitchen and pulls out some pineapple and some soy sauce* When you first hear about it, it sounds really weird, but when taste it, it's really good, as long as you don't get too much soy sause. Actually it didn't sound weird at all. There is a really delicious Chinese dish that has pineapple and a soy type sauce. Oh. Well, everybody else I tell about it thinks it sounds wierd. ._.;; But seriously, you should try it. n_n Today I did and it tastes phenomenal!!!!!!!!! I would never have thought of this one! Thanks!!! Yaaaaay! You're welcome! And Guitar Hero Alex came home, too! Grab everything you need while Alex is in a happy mood!!!

Not yet... give them time. Even the Beatles were unknown for a while!

Garfield is one of my favorite cartoons. I am sure I would love the movie. *wonders how the movie theatre Mega Wolf attends stays in business* when i saw the movie "the pacifier" my mom and i were the only ones in the theater...but i think it had been out for a while........ When I went to see X Men, The Last Stand, there were only nine people in the theatre. How do these places make any money???????

*wonders if perhaps dog lover should attend summer school for a class in spelling* heeheehee...im actually a very good speller, thats just the kool way to spell school... Actually you are a superb speller. I just had to give you a bit of a hard time.

Thank you! I will try reading these. I remember those! AChildCalledIt, The LostBoy, and AManNamedDave are awesome! There's a fourth out now about Pelzer's teen years too, but I can't find it anywhere. Biography of a Band: Nosilla Heartland By Nosilla Heartland's own Zana Rockwell Synopsis: Zana Rockwell gives the world a chance to get to know the invisible band, Nosilla Heartland. In his book, Zana details why he and his bandmates chose the haunting tones of the cello, viola, and wood flute. Rockwell also explains the band's rise to success, even as they remain almost completely unknown to the world. Telling the tale of a lost girl, the group's songs rarely have words, but those that do are powerfully arranged to have the greatest hypnotic effect on whoever listens to them. In this unprecedented biography, Zana will tell exactly who in the band was the little lost girl, and why they chose that particular tale to convert to melody. Published 2006, I got one of the first ever printed copies! ------- I like the book. Oh! I know one of the bandmembers! This is really fantastic! It must be so cool to know one of the bandmembers! As for the first book, have you asked at your library? You will find out when it is arriving and can get on the reserve list.

Make them smaller. Can't you make them in jpg? idk... You are really smart, so I am positive you can do it!

Yeah!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! See, I even got one of your school colors!

I could always read the manual. Or better yet... Jesse, where for art thou Jesse?

It appears that this bus company needs some competition from another bus company. If they thought they would lose the business they would start doing better. Yeah, the contract goes to the lowest bidder. English? You want them to speak English? Awfully demanding aren't you?

I've never had one, but I like tomatos, and I like sammiches, so clearly, I would like tomato sammiches. Sometimes I toast the bread and sometimes I don't. Sometimes I add some swiss cheese. Sometimes I skip the bread altogether and just take a bite out of the tomato like it is fruit! But always, a great big beefsteak tomato sandwich is best with mayonnaise!!! I love tomatos. x_x I eat them like fruit all the time. I suppose I shouldn't say this bad word, but I love putting salt on them! I do, too! It's so tasty! XD So glad to hear that! For many people, salt is a bad word. LOL Have you ever tried salt on watermelon? Really tasty!!!!!! Nope. I'll have to try it. o.o Have you ever had soy sause on pinnapple? That's really good, too. No, but I will have to try that! *runs into my cage kitchen and pulls out some pineapple and some soy sauce* When you first hear about it, it sounds really weird, but when taste it, it's really good, as long as you don't get too much soy sause. Actually it didn't sound weird at all. There is a really delicious Chinese dish that has pineapple and a soy type sauce. Oh. Well, everybody else I tell about it thinks it sounds wierd. ._.;; But seriously, you should try it. n_n Today I did and it tastes phenomenal!!!!!!!!! I would never have thought of this one! Thanks!!!

Garfield is one of my favorite cartoons. I am sure I would love the movie. *wonders how the movie theatre Mega Wolf attends stays in business*

I've never had one, but I like tomatos, and I like sammiches, so clearly, I would like tomato sammiches. Sometimes I toast the bread and sometimes I don't. Sometimes I add some swiss cheese. Sometimes I skip the bread altogether and just take a bite out of the tomato like it is fruit! But always, a great big beefsteak tomato sandwich is best with mayonnaise!!! I love tomatos. x_x I eat them like fruit all the time. I suppose I shouldn't say this bad word, but I love putting salt on them! I do, too! It's so tasty! XD So glad to hear that! For many people, salt is a bad word. LOL Have you ever tried salt on watermelon? Really tasty!!!!!! Nope. I'll have to try it. o.o Have you ever had soy sause on pinnapple? That's really good, too. No, but I will have to try that! *runs into my cage kitchen and pulls out some pineapple and some soy sauce* When you first hear about it, it sounds really weird, but when taste it, it's really good, as long as you don't get too much soy sause. Actually it didn't sound weird at all. There is a really delicious Chinese dish that has pineapple and a soy type sauce.

Enjoy lazy now! You will have more time to be responsible later! as always, Horatio is correct. if im lazy now, i'll get so fat when my metabolism slows down You have a few years to go before you have to worry about your metabolism slowing down.

I've never had one, but I like tomatos, and I like sammiches, so clearly, I would like tomato sammiches. Sometimes I toast the bread and sometimes I don't. Sometimes I add some swiss cheese. Sometimes I skip the bread altogether and just take a bite out of the tomato like it is fruit! But always, a great big beefsteak tomato sandwich is best with mayonnaise!!! I love tomatos. x_x I eat them like fruit all the time. I suppose I shouldn't say this bad word, but I love putting salt on them! I do, too! It's so tasty! XD So glad to hear that! For many people, salt is a bad word. LOL Have you ever tried salt on watermelon? Really tasty!!!!!! Nope. I'll have to try it. o.o Have you ever had soy sause on pinnapple? That's really good, too. No, but I will have to try that! *runs into my cage kitchen and pulls out some pineapple and some soy sauce*

you dont have to be more subtle. just when its directed towards me. then what's the point of not being subtle? I like to talk blatantly about my beliefs. I understand if someone doesn't appreciate it, but this is America. Freedom of speech. Freedom of speech is great, but this is a two-way street. You would like people to listen to your thoughts and it is a wonderful quality to be able to listen to others. I'll listen to anyone who will speak to me. That is wonderful! well, I'm supposed to treat others like I want to be treated. I try not to interrupt and I'm always caring about others' thoughts, just like I want to be treated. It's only sensible. The Golden Rule... a wonderful guide for life.